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I mean think about the music video, its all running around fields in the eighties, whats safe about that?!

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I mean think about the music video, its all running around fields in the eighties, whats safe about that?!

Well, did they die in the film clip?

No.

Therefore the Safety Dance is in fact safe.

Well, did they die in the film clip?

No.

Therefore the Safety Dance is in fact safe.


How do you know they weren't cursed and died just after filming?

How do you know they weren't cursed and died just after filming?

You may have a point. I never heard another song from the Men Without Hats. :eek:

They where dancing because they found a stash of field porn.

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I mean think about the music video, its all running around fields in the eighties, whats safe about that?!

Yeah, and The Wickerman was all just running around on an island.

Safety dance?
FIIK!

Safety is overrated anyway.

They where dancing because they found a stash of field porn.

Why the hell were they dancing then? If I found a stash of field porn, I could think of a number of activities to do, none of which involve "dancing". :)

Why the hell were they dancing then? If I found a stash of field porn, I could think of a number of activities to do, none of which involve "dancing". :)

What's a "field porn" ?

What's a "field porn" ?

Porn that you find while you're walking around some farmer's paddock I suppose.

What's a "field porn" ?
Between the ages of around 11 to the age of about 14 young males gain some sort of strange ability to find abandoned porn in open fields. No one knows where it comes from (how does porn leave the home?) or why, but there it is. Usually a few torn pages from an unrecognizable magazine, about a third of it is less erotic and more disturbing. Once you're older you lose the ability somehow to find it. But then, you're old enough to get your own porn, so it doesn't matter.

It might not exist today because of the internet. I don't know, I'm too old to be able to find it and not kid who can is going to tell me about it.

If you don't dance then you're no friend of mine.

A-heyy.

Between the ages of around 11 to the age of about 14 young males gain some sort of strange ability to find abandoned porn in open fields. No one knows where it comes from (how does porn leave the home?) or why, but there it is. Usually a few torn pages from an unrecognizable magazine, about a third of it is less erotic and more disturbing. Once you're older you lose the ability somehow to find it. But then, you're old enough to get your own porn, so it doesn't matter.

It might not exist today because of the internet. I don't know, I'm too old to be able to find it and not kid who can is going to tell me about it.

You mean like our abilities to hear high frequencies?

You mean like our abilities to hear high frequencies?
So you understand why they're dancing-they are clearly past their field porn divining age and yet found a stash. But at the time they couldn't be direct about it (today I imagine you could call the song, "I Found Field Porn, Mofo!") so they had a May Pole in the middle...wrappin' the stiffie you see.

And it's safe because in the 80s as STDs and AIDS where putting a wet, smelly blanket on the sexual revolutions spankin' it to field porn was about as safe as you could get.

So you understand why they're dancing-they are clearly past their field porn divining age and yet found a stash. But at the time they couldn't be direct about it (today I imagine you could call the song, "I Found Field Porn, Mofo!") so they had a May Pole in the middle...wrappin' the stiffie you see.

And it's safe because in the 80s as STDs and AIDS where putting a wet, smelly blanket on the sexual revolutions spankin' it to field porn was about as safe as you could get.

You've given me a whole new insight into that song.

I mean think about the music video, its all running around fields in the eighties, whats safe about that?!

As long as you have a midget and SCA clothing, you're safe.

As long as you have a midget and SCA clothing, you're safe.


I've got the midget part sorted but you'd you skank me some SCA clothing?

Between the ages of around 11 to the age of about 14 young males gain some sort of strange ability to find abandoned porn in open fields. No one knows where it comes from (how does porn leave the home?) or why, but there it is. Usually a few torn pages from an unrecognizable magazine, about a third of it is less erotic and more disturbing. Once you're older you lose the ability somehow to find it. But then, you're old enough to get your own porn, so it doesn't matter.

It might not exist today because of the internet. I don't know, I'm too old to be able to find it and not kid who can is going to tell me about it.

That is so true...

I remember my first field porn experience... b-but, I thought I was the only one.

How do you know they weren't cursed and died just after filming?

Silly person. No one at a Ren Faire can cast REAL curses. :D

Between the ages of around 11 to the age of about 14 young males gain some sort of strange ability to find abandoned porn in open fields. No one knows where it comes from (how does porn leave the home?) or why, but there it is. Usually a few torn pages from an unrecognizable magazine, about a third of it is less erotic and more disturbing. Once you're older you lose the ability somehow to find it. But then, you're old enough to get your own porn, so it doesn't matter.

It might not exist today because of the internet. I don't know, I'm too old to be able to find it and not kid who can is going to tell me about it.

That's brilliant, if only because it's so... true.

For me, it wasn't field porn – it was dam pr0n. And there weren't no Men Without Hats anywhere to be seen. There were beehives, though. I never will understand why there were beehives up by that dam.

For me, it wasn't field porn – it was dam pr0n. And there weren't no Men Without Hats anywhere to be seen. There were beehives, though. I never will understand why there were beehives up by that dam.


I say to all you "Field Porners" that today...


I have teh Internet:p

That's brilliant, if only because it's so... true.

I would challenge the part about "some sort of strange ability to find abandoned porn in open fields" though: is it not the case that field porn is usually found at the boundary of things? - hedgerows, railway sidings, verges of roads and the like. The obvious and particularly disturbing exception to this is the centre of thickets in public parks.

You may have a point. I never heard another song from the Men Without Hats. :eek:

You don't remember "Pop Goes the World"?

Yeah, and The Wickerman was all just running around on an island.
Well, Ivan didn't end up being burned alive with Christopher Lee leading the townspeople in a sing-a-long, so it's presumably reasonably safe.

You may have a point. I never heard another song from the Men Without Hats. :eek:
Not just Pop Goes The World (bit of a Men Without Hats fan, actually) - there was also:

Living in China
I Got The Message
Where Do The Boys Go?
I Like
Sideways
Hey Men

And they were all pretty good - well, except maybe "Hey Men", which had a positive social message (stop beating your wives), but didn't really stand up as a particularly good melody.

Not just Pop Goes The World...

I just went with the next-most well-known song they did. :p

I just went with the next-most well-known song they did. :p
I'm not complaining. I wish they'd have reconsidered going with the Bonhomme as a member of the band, though.

http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/25/bonhomme-carnaval_6136.jpg

By page 2 of this thread, I learned all I ever needed to know about the pornography industry. Impressive. *bows*

By page 2 of this thread, I learned all I ever needed to know about the pornography industry. Impressive. *bows*

No, you still have much to learn, young padawan. I will be your Porn Jedi Master.

Not Safety Dance, Sulu Dance (http://blogs.sun.com/roller/page/frosty?entry=sulu_dance).

Italics is Sulu soundclips.

It might not exist today because of the internet. I don't know, I'm too old to be able to find it and not kid who can is going to tell me about it.

Well it still existed when I was between those ages.

Though I didn't have internet access then so maybe...

No, you still have much to learn, young padawan. I will be your Porn Jedi Master.
Eh, I don't think you understand. I don't need to know. I don't want to know. I'm not interested in knowing the the least.

Eh, I don't think you understand. I don't need to know. I don't want to know. I'm not interested in knowing the the least.

Then not worthy are you of knowing the ways of the Porn.

Not just Pop Goes The World (bit of a Men Without Hats fan, actually) - there was also:

Living in China
I Got The Message
Where Do The Boys Go?
I Like
Sideways
Hey Men

And they were all pretty good - well, except maybe "Hey Men", which had a positive social message (stop beating your wives), but didn't really stand up as a particularly good melody.

Nope, never heard of any of them. Only Safety Dance.

Nope, never heard of any of them. Only Safety Dance.

Damn kids. :p

Then not worthy are you of knowing the ways of the Porn.
I think it's the other way around: teh Pr0n is not worthy of being my knowledge.:p

I think it's the other way around: teh Pr0n is not worthy of being my knowledge.:p
Do not mock the Pr0n.

Damn kids. :p
Ah, kids: the bane of Cluichstan.:p

I think it's the other way around: teh Pr0n is not worthy of being my knowledge.:p

Clearly, any understanding whatsoever of the Porn you lack.

Do not mock the Pr0n.
I needn't mock it. It is a mockery of itself.:rolleyes:

Ah, kids: the bane of Cluichstan.:p

Actually, I like kids better than most adults. When kids do something stupid, you say, "Ah, it's okay, they're just kids."

When adults do stupid shite, it's frustrating. They should know better.

Clearly, any understanding whatsoever of the Porn you lack.
Fine with me. I don't want to understand teh Pr0n more than I do.

Actually, I like kids better than most adults. When kids do something stupid, you say, "Ah, it's okay, they're just kids."

When adults do stupid shite, it's frustrating. They should know better.
Eh, just feed 'em to the pet wolves. Works with Fundies.:p

And you can dance - Dancez!

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/men_without_hats/men_without_hats_10.JPG

And you can dance - Dancez!

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/men_without_hats/men_without_hats_10.JPG

We can sing!

We can sing!
You'd like us to think that, wouldn't you?;)

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/men_without_hats/men_without_hats_1.jpg
And if your friends won't dance they're no friends of mine!

You'd like us to think that, wouldn't you?;)

You fail at song lyrics. :p

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/men_without_hats/men_without_hats_4.jpg

In the woods there stood a treeeeeee
And a fine, fine tree was heeeee -

Oops, that's from the Wickerman, sorry Chris Lee.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40096000/jpg/_40096475_wicker_man_203.jpg

You fail at song lyrics. :p
Nah, I just don't like the song.:p

Nah, I just don't like the song.:p

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/men_without_hats/men_without_hats_2.gif

Why, I oughtta...

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/men_without_hats/men_without_hats_2.gif

Why, I oughtta...
:p

:p
Ivan'll have his revenge on you, FD.

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/men_without_hats/men_without_hats_16.jpg

Ivan found work later on in Air Traffic Control, while

http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/men_without_hats/men_without_hats_19.jpg

Stephane simply became the 'Blond Elvis of Beaconsfield'.

Between the ages of around 11 to the age of about 14 young males gain some sort of strange ability to find abandoned porn in open fields. No one knows where it comes from (how does porn leave the home?) or why, but there it is. Usually a few torn pages from an unrecognizable magazine, about a third of it is less erotic and more disturbing. Once you're older you lose the ability somehow to find it. But then, you're old enough to get your own porn, so it doesn't matter.

It might not exist today because of the internet. I don't know, I'm too old to be able to find it and not kid who can is going to tell me about it.
Small parks are also a good place to find such stuff.

In between the hedgerows full of used condoms, there's usually some kind of light bondage in there.

Oh the joys of youth!

In between the hedgerows full of used condoms, there's usually some kind of light bondage in there.

Stylish.

Ivan'll have his revenge on you, FD.
Tell him to get in line. He'll have to wait until BritSter and karma are done with me.;)

It's about the Cold War. Why don't people understand that?

It's about the Cold War. Why don't people understand that?
Maybe this (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html) has got something to do with it?






...then again, maybe not...

Maybe this (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html) has got something to do with it?
Uhh... I think I just figured out what happened to Bonhomme...

http://www.virtualmuseum.ca/Exhibitions/Festiva1/images/photos/mcq7-150.jpg

Uhh... I think I just figured out what happened to Bonhomme...

http://www.virtualmuseum.ca/Exhibitions/Festiva1/images/photos/mcq7-150.jpg

I wondered where our French Friend had gone.

I'd say they were dangerously safe.

It's about the Cold War. Why don't people understand that?

Possibly something to do with one of the band members stating categorically that it wasn't about the cold war.

Maybe this (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html) has got something to do with it?






...then again, maybe not...

RED CARD! Stop bringing back pieces of my childhood!! ;)
(I first heard this song in 1982 Czechoslovakia...)