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Have people seen this before? Oh well, enjoy. :D

http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/links.html

Welcome to 1992...

Welcome to 1992...
hahahaha, for serious.

My personal favorite is the chick tract on Dungoens and Dragons, we often used to pull it out for giggles at our D&D game.

P.S. For the record, Jack Chick is completely and utterly insane. He is a Christ Nazi of the highest order.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

My personal favorite is the chick tract on Dungoens and Dragons, we often used to pull it out for giggles at our D&D game.

P.S. For the record, Jack Chick is completely and utterly insane. He is a Christ Nazi of the highest order.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
That is simultaneously freaky and downright hilarious.

Welcome to 1992...
1992 my ass. Welcome to the '70s.

My personal favorite is the chick tract on Dungoens and Dragons, we often used to pull it out for giggles at our D&D game.

P.S. For the record, Jack Chick is completely and utterly insane. He is a Christ Nazi of the highest order.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp
http://www.chick.com/tractimages72353/0046/0046_21.gif
Yeah, you don't wannt play D&D with Jesus.
http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=6&cat=4&page=1

Hax.

One of my buds from highschool fell for a reborn Christian, so he took up the cause of "D&D is evil".

Soonafter, he wasn't a bud of mine anymore. Most reborns are weak minded sheep who don't even realise that they are in a cult.

http://www.chick.com/tractimages72353/0046/0046_21.gif
Yeah, you don't wannt play D&D with Jesus.
http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=6&cat=4&page=1

Hax.
LOL - I was just about to post the same thing.

One of my buds from highschool fell for a reborn Christian, so he took up the cause of "D&D is evil".

Soonafter, he wasn't a bud of mine anymore. Most reborns are weak minded sheep who don't even realise that they are in a cult.
Unfortunately, most reborns are the most devout. It rather saddens me sometimes.

http://onatable.comicgenesis.com/d/20021202.html

Jesus pwns at D&D. :p

One of my buds from highschool fell for a reborn Christian, so he took up the cause of "D&D is evil".

Soonafter, he wasn't a bud of mine anymore. Most reborns are weak minded sheep who don't even realise that they are in a cult.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.

...okay, that was mean, and I apologize.

While I still attended high school, I made it my mission to deconvert reborn Christians. I had an approximate 77% success rate.

Yeah, you don't wannt play D&D with Jesus.
http://www.zestuff.com/product.php?productid=6&cat=4&page=1

Hax.

I think Jesus would be a great D&D character, personally.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

...okay, that was mean, and I apologize.

While I still attended high school, I made it my mission to deconvert reborn Christians. I had an approximate 77% success rate.
Yeah, he was the only one of my friends who went that way.

It's a shame, he was really an OK guy.

He actually threw all of his AC/DC albums in the bin becuase "they weren't appropriate".

He dragged me along to a born-again meeting one time under the guise of seeing a live band. Ended up in a preach and remorse session. It was all I could do to keep a straight face.

One of my buds from highschool fell for a reborn Christian, so he took up the cause of "D&D is evil".

Soonafter, he wasn't a bud of mine anymore. Most reborns are weak minded sheep who don't even realise that they are in a cult.

Hey that happened to me too! My school decreed that D&D is satanic. Ultima is satanic too because it has an Ankh in it. Which my teachers said was a perversion of the Cross.

'Cept I later read that the Ankh predates the Crucifix by thousands of years.
Ah well, holy shit (apologies to George Carlin). :D

http://onatable.comicgenesis.com/d/20021202.html

Jesus pwns at D&D. :p

That is piss funny, I love it! :D

Hey that happened to me too! My school decreed that D&D is satanic. Ultima is satanic too because it has an Ankh in it. Which my teachers said was a perversion of the Cross.

'Cept I later read that the Ankh predates the Crucifix by thousands of years.
Ah well, holy shit (apologies to George Carlin). :D
Not only that, the Xians stole the Ankh to produce a perversion called the Christian Ankh.

That is piss funny, I love it! :D

I think it's safe to say that Jesus godmods as well :p .

1992 my ass. Welcome to the '70s.

The Internet wasn't around in the 70s outside the military.

My personal favorite is the chick tract on Dungoens and Dragons, we often used to pull it out for giggles at our D&D game.

P.S. For the record, Jack Chick is completely and utterly insane. He is a Christ Nazi of the highest order.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

Yeah, that shit's fucking hilarious. You get magic powers, and what do you do? Forget superhuman strength, forget flying, forget WORLD FUCKING DOMINATION, you go and by MORE stupid D&D shit!

Hey that happened to me too! My school decreed that D&D is satanic. Ultima is satanic too because it has an Ankh in it. Which my teachers said was a perversion of the Cross.

'Cept I later read that the Ankh predates the Crucifix by thousands of years.
Ah well, holy shit (apologies to George Carlin). :D

Yeah, the Ankh is an ancient Egyptian symbol, for life, I think.

The Internet wasn't around in the 70s outside the military.

Yeah, back then, he probably just made books.

Yeah, back then, he probably just made books.
Little folding tracts. The DnD one dates to the late 70s or early 80s.

Little folding tracts. The DnD one dates to the late 70s or early 80s.Yups. Got partially re-printed in the editorial of one of the very early issues of Dragon magazine (D&D magazine, for the non-nerds).

Hmm, where do I have the link?

Ah, here. Clicky. (http://www.angelfire.com/alt/c4ts2101/tract.html)

That's the kind of Chick Tracts I like. :D

Have people seen this before? Oh well, enjoy. :D

http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/links.html
Of course, you got a gander at Rev. Ivan Stang's High Weirdness by Mail, right?

Not only that, the Xians stole the Ankh to produce a perversion called the Christian Ankh.
Yep. Another in a series of dishonest bastardizations to come from that f*cked mindwarp of a so-called "truth-based" philosophy.
:mad:

Now I'm a christian, but these people are fucking idiots. D&D is FANTASY. Someone needs to tell them that, after punching them out so the hypnotic suggestion will work. :)