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:sniper: HAMSTERS ARE EVIL! The little bas****s pretend to be all fluffy and cute and then when you least expect it BAM! a full set of gnashers is your hand. GRR!@hamsters!

Hamsters are the most evil creatures ever created and should be denied existance. FLUFFY GENOCIDE IS THE WAY FORWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(n.b I'm really not condoning any harm to animals here, please take it humourous as intended. I'm the only one legally allowed to kill stuff, being a pest controller an' all).

my sisters hamster died of starvation

:(

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tongue_1.jpg

The hamsters know where you live Shaolin. They're coming. In the dark they're scurrying. In the thousands they're massing. When you least expect it APOCALYPTIC FUZZY DEATH WILL RAIN UPON YOU!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.....

LONG LIVE THE HAMCHANS!!!!

http://www.webhamster.com/1.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/2.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/1.gif
well, SHAOLIN9, they're coming to get yeh! clicky (http://www.webhamster.com/) and Clicky (http://www.hampsterdance.com/)

http://www.webhamster.com/1.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/2.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/1.gif
well, SHAOLIN9, they're coming to get yeh! clicky (http://www.webhamster.com/) and Clicky (http://www.hampsterdance.com/)
Ahhhh not Hampster Dance!!!
Why does it have a p anyways???

Remember kids...
VOTE MOBRA!

http://www.webhamster.com/1.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/2.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/1.gif
well, SHAOLIN9, they're coming to get yeh! clicky (http://www.webhamster.com/) and Clicky (http://www.hampsterdance.com/)


OH THE HUMANITY!

Or Hamstermanity!

well, SHAOLIN9, they're coming to get yeh!
And they're carrying light sabers. You better run, young jedi.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kinoko_jedi_2.JPG

And they're carrying light sabers. You better run, young jedi.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/kinoko_jedi_2.JPG
LOL...

sorry, when I see those Eyes... looking so trustedly at you... :D

looking so trustedly at you... :D
That's what they want you to think. <.< >.>

HAMSTERS are evil? Not compared to bunnies they aren't...
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6103/madbunny1io.jpg

GRR!!! I'll be ready for them with all my Shaolin Hamster Fist techniques! Bring it on! Those cute eyes aren't fooling anyone! I KNOW THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!

HAMSTERS are evil? Not compared to bunnies they aren't...
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/6103/madbunny1io.jpg

True, I too have witnessed the evil bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I'll leave 'em be.

http://www.webhamster.com/1.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/2.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/1.gif
well, SHAOLIN9, they're coming to get yeh! clicky (http://www.webhamster.com/) and Clicky (http://www.hampsterdance.com/)

NOOOOOOOOOO! See what I mean - they even sing and dance evilly! DIE SCUM DIE!!!!!!

:(

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tongue_1.jpg

*LOL* It's preparing for the attack!

Extract from Hamster Handbook:-

STAGE 1 - pretend to be cute and lull the humanoids into a false sense of security. Lick if you have to.

STAGE 2 - launch offensive - KILL!

Fortunately, for all of us, the squirrels have a fascinating secret...

http://www.neuro-tech.net/~chie/wp-content/Super_squirrel.jpg

Fortunately, for all of us, the squirrels have a fascinating secret...

http://www.neuro-tech.net/~chie/wp-content/Super_squirrel.jpg
Yes, but it's a secret!
You don't have permission to access /~chie/wp-content/Super_squirrel.jpg on this server.

I know the Secret!
Super Squirrel!
One of the many members of MOBRA!

ALL HAIL!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/GerbilPanzerLehr.jpg
MOBRA!!!

I have no problem with your views but whatever you do DONT TELL MINSC!!!
sorry. Farrrr too much Baldurs Gate :D

True, I too have witnessed the evil bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I'll leave 'em be.

We owned the relative to that damn rabbit. It was the huge black and white lop-eared thing that my sister had brought home. It would chase after that dog, kicking and biting and would also try to attack those who went into the cage (big old dog run we have) to feed and water it. Eventually we gave it away, but the new owners ended putting it down because it went and attacked their rottweiler. Go figure.:rolleyes:

but didn't Richard Gere............well you know....

but didn't Richard Gere............well you know....

That was a gerbil. Don't let them ally with the hamsters or we're doomed.

http://www.flashplayer.com/music/duhastrodents.html

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of your mental corner, somebody does this.

http://www.webhamster.com/1.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/2.gifhttp://www.webhamster.com/1.gif
well, SHAOLIN9, they're coming to get yeh! clicky (http://www.webhamster.com/)
You gotta be careful there. I'm sure I can see a few guinea pigs dancing.

And fyi, we ARE not evil. Jess a liddle crazy.

It's the guinea pigs which are evil.

you forgot this one
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/191/1585/320/HamsterSoldier.jpg

+1

You gotta be careful there. I'm sure I can see a few guinea pigs dancing.

And fyi, we ARE not evil. Jess a liddle crazy.

It's the guinea pigs which are evil.


I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD COMING FROM YOUR EVIL MOUTH! DON'T BLAME THE GUINEA PIGS FOR YOUR MALEVOLENT ACTIONS - DIVERSIONARY TACTICS WON'T WORK ON ME!:mad:

I'VE STARTED PREPARING MY HOME AGAINST YOUR INVASION - 10 SNAKES, A SNAPPING TURTLE, A BOSC'S MONITOR LIZARD AND A BENGAL CAT LIE IN WAIT! WE ARE READY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you forgot this one
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/191/1585/320/HamsterSoldier.jpg
that's an MS gun isn't it...

We owned the relative to that damn rabbit. It was the huge black and white lop-eared thing that my sister had brought home. It would chase after that dog, kicking and biting and would also try to attack those who went into the cage (big old dog run we have) to feed and water it. Eventually we gave it away, but the new owners ended putting it down because it went and attacked their rottweiler. Go figure.:rolleyes:

:headbang: It must have been enslaved and brainwashed by the hamster lord MINSC. The new owners should've gotten a Rottweiler that wasn't a big fairy, saying that, my sister's old rabbit used to stand up to her American Pitbull!

Ah, the hamster. True inheritor of the earth..... And I side with their pinnacle of cosmic power.

Ah, the hamster. True inheritor of the earth..... And I side with their pinnacle of cosmic power.


HAMSTER SYMPATHEISER!!!!!! SURELY YOU SHALL DIE BY MY HAND!

*adopts threatening Kung-fu stance*

Sympatheiser? Naw. I have no sympathy. The Hamster lords breed that out of me.

http://www.flashplayer.com/music/duhastrodents.html

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of your mental corner, somebody does this.
That's a lot funnier if you understand the lyrics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/Chimeran/HamsterFun.jpg

:D

That's a lot funnier if you understand the lyrics.

I got something about 'you have', but that was about it :P

Hamsters are the America's Next Top Model contestants of the pet world. They are cute and all, but you wouldn't want to live with them.


If hamsters looked like rats, nobody would want them as pets. Particularly the Teddy Bear hamsters, those things are just insane. Some of the dwarf hamsters can be somewhat friendly. But for the most part hamsters don't want to be friends with humans, they don't even want to be friends with other hamsters.


Domesticated rats can make much better pets, they just have a bad reputation. Rats are much more social animals, and if socialized to humans when they are young many rats will actively seek out human company. If you fall asleep watching TV with your pet rat, when you wake up he will probably either still be with you, also asleep, or he will have gone back to his cage. Try the same thing with a hamster and that sucker is gone.


Angela Christine

+1
You go too far my friend.:p

hamsters are miniature bears. one of my flatmates was convinced of this for ages and she mentioned it in conversation once and wouldn't accept that they weren't, hehe! she even phoned up her boyfriend in california to ask him what he thought. he laughed at her. haha!

hamsters are miniature bears. one of my flatmates was convinced of this for ages and she mentioned it in conversation once and wouldn't accept that they weren't, hehe! she even phoned up her boyfriend in california to ask him what he thought. he laughed at her. haha!
All the way from Britain?

Hamsters are the America's Next Top Model contestants of the pet world. They are cute and all, but you wouldn't want to live with them.


If hamsters looked like rats, nobody would want them as pets. Particularly the Teddy Bear hamsters, those things are just insane. Some of the dwarf hamsters can be somewhat friendly. But for the most part hamsters don't want to be friends with humans, they don't even want to be friends with other hamsters.


Domesticated rats can make much better pets, they just have a bad reputation. Rats are much more social animals, and if socialized to humans when they are young many rats will actively seek out human company. If you fall asleep watching TV with your pet rat, when you wake up he will probably either still be with you, also asleep, or he will have gone back to his cage. Try the same thing with a hamster and that sucker is gone.


Angela Christine


OK - we're in danger of getting a bit serious here! I used to have a rat as a pet he was great. ALL HAMSTERS ARE EVIL, except Chinese hamsters cos they're the only ones that haven't bitten me yet! (used to work in pet shops)
The other dwarfs are ba**@rds GRR!@Russian and Robrovski hamsters! I really don't think hamsters make good kids pets - for 2 reasons:

1 - kids like to poke and prod - hamsters don't like it = bitten.

2 - KIDS MINDS ARE WEAK AND THEY ARE EASILY BRAINWASHED.

Hamster handbook rule no. 3:-

3. Pretend to be all cute at the pet shop so the big people take you home for their little ones. Little peeps are easily enslaved due to their young/weak minds.

Sympatheiser? Naw. I have no sympathy. The Hamster lords breed that out of me.

Oh, so you are a drone. I will pray for your soul. One day though you will be crushed along with all that is hamster.

*withdraws from threatening kung-fu stance*

actually, Minsc is controlled by his 'pet' Minature Giant Space Hamster, Boo. This is an actual quote.
"Minsc will lead with the blade and Boo, Boo will take care of the details"
it is quite obvous that the poor man is totally under the control of the evil hamster Boo.

*glances round in fear as a scuttling noise issues from the walls*

Are guinea pigs the same thing as hamsters?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11175708&postcount=4

Are guinea pigs the same thing as hamsters?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11175708&postcount=4

Is that a serious question? (You just can't ever tell on NS General :p)

Are guinea pigs the same thing as hamsters?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11175708&postcount=4


Two different animals. Guinea Pigs are MUCH larger.

Two different animals. Guinea Pigs are MUCH larger.

Aha! Thanks.

Aha! Thanks.
Hey, I would have told you, too, I just didn't want to make a fool out of myself in case you were being sarcastic :(. I even had photographic evidence at the ready. Hamster (http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hungry_hungry_hamster.jpg). Guinea pig (http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/goodoleboys.jpg).

Hey, I would have told you, too, I just didn't want to make a fool out of myself in case you were being sarcastic :(. I even had photographic evidence at the ready. Hamster (http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hungry_hungry_hamster.jpg). Guinea pig (http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/goodoleboys.jpg).

Oh, I believe you. I just saw his post first as I always click on the last page first.

Hey, I would have told you, too, I just didn't want to make a fool out of myself in case you were being sarcastic :(. I even had photographic evidence at the ready. Hamster (http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hungry_hungry_hamster.jpg). Guinea pig (http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/goodoleboys.jpg).

*ROFL*:D

Thanks for clearing that one up! Now we know the true face of our enemy!

The hamsters know where you live Shaolin. They're coming. In the dark they're scurrying. In the thousands they're massing. When you least expect it APOCALYPTIC FUZZY DEATH WILL RAIN UPON YOU!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.....

LONG LIVE THE HAMCHANS!!!!
Gnawed to death. Bad way to go.

Hamsters are babyfood evil. Gerbils are the true apocalypse

Hamsters are babyfood evil. Gerbils are the true apocalypse

nah - gerbils are cool - even Richard Gere likes 'em!

*LOL*