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http://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/content/twm/news/story.aspx?brand=Westonmercury&category=news&tBrand=westonmercury&tCategory=znews&itemid=WeED07%20Jun%202006%2016%3A13%3A03%3A040

When police arrived they found the man stood on a small set of steps, trying to have intercourse with the cow. It is believed the cow was shocked, but otherwise unhurt.

A cow? Unless he's hung like a bull, wouldn't it be a little like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

Good Lord. I know someone from Nailsea. :eek:

I realise that's probably not what I should have found the most shocking thing about that article. :p

http://www.thewestonmercury.co.uk/content/twm/news/story.aspx?brand=Westonmercury&category=news&tBrand=westonmercury&tCategory=znews&itemid=WeED07%20Jun%202006%2016%3A13%3A03%3A040



A cow? Unless he's hung like a bull, wouldn't it be a little like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
You win at similies.

An old shrivelled hotdog. Of a hotdog full of viagra.

An old shrivelled hotdog. Of a hotdog full of viagra.
A well done hotdog? That would be both hard and shrivelled.

*nod*

"It is believed the cow was shocked..."

Did it look somethign like this:
http://www.sketchyanimation.com/b3ta/cow.jpg

"It is believed the cow was shocked..."

Did it look somethign like this:
http://www.sketchyanimation.com/b3ta/cow.jpg
Egads, which end did he stick it in? :eek:

Is it just me, or has a bunch of weird threads struck NS?

First, guy goes in, tries skirts, shows willie and gets arrested.

Then, woman's head distracts guy, guy crashed into woman.

Now, man tries to have sex with cow?

What is Wrong with this world? :p

Is it just me, or has a bunch of weird threads struck NS?

First, guy goes in, tries skirts, shows willie and gets arrested.

Then, woman's head distracts guy, guy crashed into woman.

Now, man tries to have sex with cow?

What is Wrong with this world? :p
I'm proud to say I'm responsible for posting two of those threads.

I'm proud to say I'm responsible for posting two of those threads.

Yeah, but weird news stories are your speciality.

I'm proud to say I'm responsible for posting two of those threads.
And NS appreciates your work.

And I'm proud to say I'm the guy responsible for two of those storys!!!
LOL!!!:D :D

poor cow :(

poor cow :(


maybe he was just trying to figure out a new way to marinate his beef

says the vegetarian

That is bad!!!!!
lol!!!!!!!:D

Was there a thread here a few months ago about human-dolphin sex, or was that somewhere else?

Human dophin sex............
sounds fishy LOL!!!!!!!!:D
I realize dolphins are mamals, btw, just like whales manatees, and porpii.

Was there a thread here a few months ago about human-dolphin sex, or was that somewhere else?
I'm sure there was. There's a whole website dedicated to it.

Was there a thread here a few months ago about human-dolphin sex, or was that somewhere else?
I remember that. Someone posted a site with instructions on how to go about it, and how to tell a male dolphin from a female dolphin. I learned that dolphins have prehensile dicks.

Smooth.

Was it his cow?

Smooth.

Was it his cow?
You really need to enter the 21st century. Cows can make their own choices, you know.

You really need to enter the 21st century. Cows can make their own choices, you know.
What I was asking was whether he was having sex with his own cow or if he picked up some farmer's cow and did his carnal business.

What I was asking was whether he was having sex with his own cow or if he picked up some farmer's cow and did his carnal business.
And I'm saying a Cow is his own Cowperson.

And I'm saying a Cow is his own Cowperson.
Cows are female.

I remember that. Someone posted a site with instructions on how to go about it, and how to tell a male dolphin from a female dolphin. I learned that dolphins have prehensile dicks.

I learned that some weirdos feel deep emotional and sexual connections with dolphins, as well as how to tell when a female dolphin is aroused.

I learned that some weirdos feel deep emotional and sexual connections with dolphins, as well as how to tell when a female dolphin is aroused.

I learned that people like cows in sexual manners. But that's not from that site ;)

Cows are female.
Just because they're female doesn't mean they want sex with a man. Do you have something against lesbian cows?

I learned that some weirdos feel deep emotional and sexual connections with dolphins, as well as how to tell when a female dolphin is aroused.
I remember a lot more from that site than I'm ever going to have use for. Unless I end up as a marine biologist.

Just because they're female doesn't mean they want sex with a man. Do you have something against lesbian cows?
Not at all, but DM referred to the cow as "his own cowperson".

I remember a lot more from that site than I'm ever going to have use for. Unless I end up as a marine biologist.

...or are reincarnated as a male dolphin.

Cows are female.
We haven't asked the cow what he/she felt their gender orientation is.

Edit: Have I saved myself from looking like an idiot?

Good Lord. I know someone from Nailsea. :eek:

I realise that's probably not what I should have found the most shocking thing about that article. :p

You didnt know he was from nailsea?

We haven't asked the cow what he/she felt their gender orientation is.

Edit: Have I saved myself from looking like an idiot?
Well if the cow felt that she was a he I would be happy to refer to him as a bull. Though the udders and not being hung like a bull would be a dead give away.

Well if the cow felt that she was a he I would be happy to refer to him as a bull. Though the udders and not being hung like a bull would be a dead give away.
I'm going to stop the images going in my head by not commenting any further about this.

Of course the cow was shocked... no foreplay, no dinner and movie first, I wouldn't wager there was a proper introduction first.

just drop the pants and start poking...

bet ya he never called after that either.

Of course the cow was shocked... no foreplay, no dinner and movie first, I wouldn't wager there was a proper introduction first.

just drop the pants and start poking...

bet ya he never called after that either.

I know! Poor cow must be very offended.