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It's only fair that I respond to this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486826) thread. :p

But you don't have a poll. :(

But yeah, I'm all for it.

I don't mind.

*vomits*

But you don't have a poll. :(

But yeah, I'm all for it.

Yes I do. Going blind in your old age? ;)
Don't take that the wrong way, now. ;p

Swamp trolls:eek:

I fully support women's choice on wether or not to shave their armpits and legs. However, that is only because I reserve the rights to 1)never touch one and 2) barf if their general direction if they enter my eyesight at the beach.

Swamp trolls:eek:

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrow_reviews/arrow-swamp-thing.jpg

Where is the poll?

I want to vote, women need not shave for me.

I am not particularly hairy, but I don't mind a hairy woman.

Although hairy female nipples seemed strange at first...but I got used to it.

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrow_reviews/arrow-swamp-thing.jpg
just what I voted, 'kay?:(

edit: a link to a picture? I don't see it:(

Although hairy female nipples seemed strange at first...but I got used to it.

:eek: I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Yes I do. Going blind in your old age? ;)
Now you do. Pretty slow for such a young kid.
Take that however you want it ;p

I shaved my legs for about a year, and occasionally my armpits, but for about a month, month and a half I haven't bothered. It hasn't entirely grown out from the last time I shaved though, and my razor is still in the shower, so I don't know if I should mark that I shave or I don't.

Fine by me whatever anyone else wants to do, although personally I think shaving pubic hair is kind of creepy, but I'm straight and I've never even heard of a man doing that so there you go.

:eek: I think I just threw up in my mouth.

I KNOW I just threw up in mine.

Now you do. Pretty slow for such a young kid.

:p

Okay, i'm going to bed.

I'll leave you all with this (http://oregonstate.edu/groups/triclub/pictures/wildflower03/images/chickies%20004_jpg.jpg), to hopefully stimulate some intelligent debate (ooh, rhyme..sortof).
That was the best I could do, alas. If you think you can pluck a decent picture from google images, feel free to try - we could have a competition.

I wonder if you can fart from your eyes. I mean you can expel liquid so why not gas?

*vomits*

i am with you there my friend

I wonder if you can fart from your eyes. I mean you can expel liquid so why not gas?

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/smoking.gif

rofl at last post

Disgusting.
Why should a woman look and smell like a man?

I wonder if you can fart from your eyes. I mean you can expel liquid so why not gas?

That has EVERYTHING to do with the topic! Thankyou for the huge amount of relevance!

:eek: I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Hey, she was a hot chick, looked and dressed like a model, had the body of a dancer (jazz, modern & ballet, not the exotic kind), but

Just didn't shave anywhere...:cool:

There's some girls my age who have really, really thin hair on their legs - I find that more tolerable than getting a stubble rash from them. However, if her legs looks like a rugby player's then the only balls she gets to play with are odd-shaped ones. The same goes for hairy armpits and - why did someone have to bring this thought into my head - hairy chests. Although pubic topiary ftw tbqfh. :D

Hey, she was a hot chick, looked and dressed like a model, had the body of a dancer (jazz, modern & ballet, not the exotic kind), but

Just didn't shave anywhere...:cool:
Sorry, but if she’s not going to shave, she may as well not be hot.

Another thing, a chick who doesn't shave, doesn't look like a model.

Although pubic topiary ftw tbqfh. :D
Smartest thing I've heard all day.

Just didn't shave anywhere...:cool:

*vomits* There I go again...

Disgusting.
Why should a woman look and smell like a man?

Just because a woman is hairy doesn't make her smell like a man.

It just keeps more of that womanly aroma close to her body...

mmm, mmm, mmm!

My mouth is starting to water. I can almost smell that heavenly scent!

I dont care so much for hairy legs, but hairy armpits(as long as its not too bad) doesnt bother at all.

*snip*

Fine by me whatever anyone else wants to do, although personally I think shaving pubic hair is kind of creepy, but I'm straight and I've never even heard of a man doing that so there you go.


Since you say you've never heard of it, I guess I'll tell you that I'm a straight guy who does trim and shave around the pubic region. Not completely, but I definitely do regular grounds keeping. Way I figure it, I don't like performing oral sex in an untamed jungle and I don't expect women to appreciate it either. I guess the fact that I protrude significantly beyond the natural boundry of the pubic hair changes the dynamic somewhat so it is not a completely fair comparison, but I don't mind going the extra mile!

I can deal with stubbly legs; not sure about completely unkept ones. I think hairy armpits would really turn me off. Of course, women who disagree with me here are free to not sleep with me, but since I self-select out here I don't see this as a huge loss on my part.

Unfair? Well, I'm sure there are plenty of people around that would not like the way I present myself and others who might get turned off by same - I see this as no different. Women should not be forced to shave anything, but others should not be forced to like it either. Isn't freedom grand???

I shave and like my woman shaved and then I like to get oiled up and wrestle in teh nude

Disgusting.
Why should a woman look and smell like a man?

Okay, I'm a woman who shaves both her legs and underarms. But if I didn't, I'd look and smell like a man? Um, no, I'd look and smell like a woman who didn't shave her legs and underarms.

You know, natural? The way God made us. (Or Nature, or Science...)

Personally, I shave. But not shaving doesn't make you "manly", it just means you choose not to shave...

Personally, I shave. But not shaving doesn't make you "manly",
Right. It just makes you unattractive.

Meh, it's her hair, doesn't bother me what she does with it.

Just because a woman is hairy doesn't make her smell like a man.

It just keeps more of that womanly aroma close to her body...

mmm, mmm, mmm!

My mouth is starting to water. I can almost smell that heavenly scent!

*vomits again*

I shaved my legs for about a year, and occasionally my armpits, but for about a month, month and a half I haven't bothered. It hasn't entirely grown out from the last time I shaved though, and my razor is still in the shower, so I don't know if I should mark that I shave or I don't.

Fine by me whatever anyone else wants to do, although personally I think shaving pubic hair is kind of creepy, but I'm straight and I've never even heard of a man doing that so there you go.

Quite sensible of you.

then the only balls she gets to play with are odd-shaped ones.
Yours are round? :eek: Might want to get that looked after. *nod* :p


I shave, but I sometimes tend to get lazy about it. Which isn't much of a problem really, seeing how I don't really wear skirts or shorts. I guess if I met a guy who didn't care one way or the other, I probably wouldn't bother (well, legs anyway, armpits would get annoying).
But yeah, I'm a bit older than most people here plus European, so I didn't grow up with quite that "OMG, female body hair is sooo gross!" attitude.*shrugs*

Right. It just makes you unattractive.

Or a hippie.

I don't support differences in the behavior between the genders, so it seems to me that if men don't have to shave, the neither do women, and if a man wants women to shave then he should, too.

Or a hippie.

Hippies rock.

Personally, I think women are more appealing when they don't shave everything within reach. Of course, I have no desire to sleep with any of them, so maybe I'm not the best guy to ask.

Hippies rock.

Personally, I think women are more appealing when they don't shave everything within reach. Of course, I have no desire to sleep with any of them, so maybe I'm not the best guy to ask.

:D

I shaved my legs for about a year, and occasionally my armpits, but for about a month, month and a half I haven't bothered. It hasn't entirely grown out from the last time I shaved though, and my razor is still in the shower, so I don't know if I should mark that I shave or I don't.

Fine by me whatever anyone else wants to do, although personally I think shaving pubic hair is kind of creepy, but I'm straight and I've never even heard of a man doing that so there you go.

Well then - I shave my pubes off completely - you heard it here first!

I don't mind hair on women. Head hair and pubic hair is mandatory, but thick hair on the legs is undesirable.

I am a man and I say gross, but because I don't like double standards I'm willing to shave myself if that's what the girl I am with wants [And I've done it before I might add]. Pubes must exist on a girl, but not very long and only arround the vagina.

Pubes must exist on a girl, but not very long and only arround the vagina.


As opposed to what? Around her elbows?

As opposed to what? Around her elbows?


I think it's much hotter when comign out of the ears and between the toes

While I really don't mind the women not to shave their armpits, unshaved legs are a real turn-off for me. Same goes for the bikini-zone. I don't need no "welcome to the jungle, we got hairy games..."

I think it's much hotter when comign out of the ears and between the toes

http://www.paris-hilton-quotes.com/images/paris-hilton-pic14.jpg
"That's hot."

As opposed to what? Around her elbows?
Depending on who I talk to some people consider anything on the crotch and the area arround the crotch on the legs to be pubes. I was just being specific in case we had any like them reading.

I just noticed I'm in the wrong account...oh well.

I think it's much hotter when comign out of the ears and between the toes
Really? I'm more of a tongue and gums man myself.

Really? I'm more of a tongue and gums man myself.

oh yeah - makes for some ticklish kisses eh?

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/weird/beard/dw2a.jpg

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH PICTURES OF MY MOTHER!? SHE ONLY DID ONE PHOTOSHOOT AND IT WAS WHEN PA'S MOONSHINE FAILED!

Well, I could've posted something more extreme...

http://www.quasi-modo.net/aceves_lilia1.JPG

;)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH PICTURES OF MY MOTHER!? SHE ONLY DID ONE PHOTOSHOOT AND IT WAS WHEN PA'S MOONSHINE FAILED!

Hence the hair. And hey, she sells better than Jenna Jameson!

Well, I could've posted something more extreme...

http://www.quasi-modo.net/aceves_lilia1.JPG

;)
NOT PA TOO!? :(

Hence the hair. And hey, she sells better than Jenna Jameson!
Our moonshine kills hair? No wonder we're all bald normally. I may have to sell it to Cancer Research UK, become a rich Hick.

EDIT: Almost forgot; HOT DAYMN! SQUEAL PIGGY!

NOT PA TOO!? :(



Uh...that's actually a woman. :eek:

Uh...that's actually a woman. :eek:
Yeah, we've always been a little confused over Pa's gender. It's a mess down there, honestly...

Yeah, we've always been a little confused over Pa's gender. It's a mess down there, honestly...

Ew. :p

Yeah, we've always been a little confused over Pa's gender. It's a mess down there, honestly...

Did the doctor come at him with the wrong tool when he became Catholic? :eek:

Did the doctor come at him with the wrong tool when he became Catholic? :eek:
Nope, it's purely the result of breeding within one's immediate family. And we're proud, damnit! Bah, I'm so annoyed right now I'm going for a swim; my webbed hands and feet may mean I'm banned from competing, but damn them all if I ain't goin' fo' a swim in the swamp.

Nope, it's purely the result of breeding within one's immediate family. And we're proud, damnit! Bah, I'm so annoyed right now I'm going for a swim; my webbed hands and feet may mean I'm banned from competing, but damn them all if I ain't goin' fo' a swim in the swamp.

Don't forget the three eyes that help for visability!

Did the doctor come at him with the wrong tool when he became Catholic? :eek:
Yes. Yes, he did.

Hair on women is fine, just so long as they don't have a molester moustache.

Don't forget the three eyes that help for visability!
Ah, the good lord blessed my sister with three eyes, not me. I'm just happy with my webbed toes and massively sub-par IQ.

just so long as they don't have a molester moustache.

I think we can all agree safely, female moustaches are,shall we say, unattractive to say the least, especially if they work in a bakery and make your pies, im never eating at greggs again!

*shudders*

I think we can all agree safely, female moustaches are,shall we say, unattractive to say the least, especially if they work in a bakery and make your pies, im never eating at greggs again!

*shudders*
Was she playing with your sausage roll before you even noticed? You stud.

I think we can all agree safely, female moustaches are,shall we say, unattractive to say the least, especially if they work in a bakery and make your pies, im never eating at greggs again!

*shudders*
I was going to make a smartass remark, but yeah, female facial hair is downright... well, I don't know, but it's pretty bad.

And what the hell is this?::gundge:
I thought that it was a smiley waving around a broken test tube full of acid, but if you look at a still frame of it, it appears as though the smiley is shooting green booze from its hand, which is in a "thumbs down" position.

I was going to make a smartass remark, but yeah, female facial hair is downright... well, I don't know, but it's pretty bad.

And what the hell is this?::gundge:
I thought that it was a smiley waving around a broken test tube full of acid, but if you look at a still frame of it, it appears as though the smiley is shooting green booze from its hand, which is in a "thumbs down" position.
It's got a biogun from Unreal Tournament, or something similar.

I really don't care if legs are shaven or not. The problem I have is when a woman irregularly shaves their legs and they get stubble on their legs. Not only does it look horrible, but the woman could probably use her thighs to do wood work. It's just so rough, so rough it hurts to touch. x_x

Meh, I don't see the problem with hair, just so long as it's kept clean and soft. Why is that so many young guys seem to thing that spraying deoderant on the armpits counts as cleaning? Why, Why? It smell like crap, it's a bugger to wash out afterwards, and iI think it actually make's your armpits worse. It's like spraying dog shit with channel no. 5 and then pretending it's acceptable to present to society just outside of a vest. Yuck.

I was going to make a smartass remark, but yeah, female facial hair is downright... well, I don't know, but it's pretty bad.No worse than male facial hair. Who in their right mind would enjoy kissing a man with a prickly beard or moustache. It must be like kissing an electric sander.

No worse than male facial hair. Who in their right mind would enjoy kissing a man with a prickly beard or moustache. It must be like kissing an electric sander.
Nope. Not in the slightest. It's incredibly hot.... mmm.

Beauty is subjective. If some women find it beautiful to go au naturel, I support them. In fact, I admire them for being secure and self-assured.

Nope. Not in the slightest. It's incredibly hot.... mmm.
atleast if you know how to use it right :cool:

atleast if you know how to use it right :cool:
Aha, somebody knows what he's talking about. ;)

atleast if you know how to use it right :cool:
Haha, indeed :p

Haven't seen you around in aaaaaaaages.... how are you doing? :fluffle:

Aha, somebody knows what he's talking about. ;)
muahahahhahahaha...what can I say...having a goatee and hating to shave means that you have to know how to make stubble work.


Haha, indeed:p

Haven't seen you around in aaaaaaaages.... how are you doing?:fluffle:

I've been decent...been searching for a job with absolutly no luck, so sadly my time on the forums has been limited. However, I've almost given up on finding a job, which means I'll have free time again!:D

I've been decent...been searching for a job with absolutly no luck, so sadly my time on the forums has been limited. However, I've almost given up on finding a job, which means I'll have free time again!:D
Haha, there's an upside to everything with NS!
Got myself a job actually which I'll be starting in a week or so... don't be too jealous though - supermarket checkouts here I come! :p

I love walnuts... in fact, I love swamp trolls, too...

*inside joke. no one respond*

I love walnuts... in fact, I love swamp trolls, too...

*inside joke. no one respond*
Heh. Like the time with Abbie and Zak at Jack in the Box?

Dude! I can't stand being hairy! If I go just one day without shaving, I freak out. It is so disgusting to not shave, women!
I mean, come on!:headbang:
How could a guy :fluffle: with a hairy object?

Like this::fluffle:, but with this smiley::mp5:, minus the :sniper:.

No worse than male facial hair. Who in their right mind would enjoy kissing a man with a prickly beard or moustache. It must be like kissing an electric sander.
Yeah, it always stumps me why women like to kiss men with mustaches. It'd be like getting a mouthfull of stickly fur!

Yeah, it always stumps me why women like to kiss men with mustaches. It'd be like getting a mouthfull of stickly fur!
depends how the guy kisses, i think...


edit: oh and on topic, call me a prude or whatever, but i like my girls smooth (in all sorts of places.... ;))

Dude! I can't stand being hairy! If I go just one day without shaving, I freak out. It is so disgusting to not shave, women!
I mean, come on!:headbang:
How could a guy :fluffle: with a hairy object?

Yeah, isn't it so strange how the human species managed to procreate for so many years before razors were invented? They must have had organic, berry-based Nair, or something.

imagine my shock when i take the hot chick home and she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

hehe

Disgusting.
Why should a woman look and smell like a man?

Not man, HUman. Why should a woman look and smell like a human? I dunno, maybe because she is a human?


The smell thing is actually a common misconception, that somehow unshaved = unclean. Ok, a hobo that doesn't bathe probably doesn't shave either, but it is the lack of bathing that makes them dirty, not the lack of shaving. Assuming that they bathe equally often, a shaved person will not smell better than an unshaved person. A person that had all their hair semi-permanently removed with lasers or electrolysis and then only bathes once a week will smell worse than a person who is hairy but bathes every day.



In fact, a hairless person may even smell worse than a hairy person who bathes the same amount. If you have a shower, and then do some strenuous physical activity that makes you sweat, you won't immediately smell foul, just musky. That foul sour smell isn't produced by human bodies, it is produced by the bacteria that live on human bodies, they eat the oily residue of sweat and excrete something that smells unpleasantly sour. Shaving comes into it because those are anaerobic bacteria, they will actually do better in the hermetically sealed skin folds of a hairless armpit than they will in a well-ventilated bushy armpit. :eek:

depends how the guy kisses, i think...
That's definitly a good point.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)

Yeah, it always stumps me why women like to kiss men with mustaches. It'd be like getting a mouthfull of stickly fur!
Uh, nope.
You obviously haven't kissed a guy with a moustache.

That's definitly a good point.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ;)
tehe, good answer :D :p


mmm indeed :P

tehe, good answer :D :p


mmm indeed :P
What, no white text?

You have failed me...

What, no white text?

You have failed me...
hehe well i figure we'll get plenty of subtle communication going tomorrow when she's down...

or maybe she'll end up doing all the talking herself again *cough* :D

hehe well i figure we'll get plenty of subtle communication going tomorrow when she's down...

or maybe she'll end up doing all the talking herself again *cough* :D
There's a reason I want it in white text: so I don't have to read it (if I don't want to :O)