I guess I'm in trouble..
DesignatedMarksman
16-06-2006, 03:45
Boss: Hey moshe don't forget about the lady's prized plants in the front yard. They were passed down from her grandfather"
Me: "What plants?"
Boss:"Moshe you *^*(&^*&^! &*&^*&%^*$% ((*^%$!"
[boss falls on floor moaning]
Me: "Boss you OK?"
:D
Ginnoria
16-06-2006, 03:47
Boss: Hey moshe don't forget about the lady's prized plants in the front yard. They were passed down from her grandfather"
Me: "What plants?"
Boss:"Moshe you *^*(&^*&^! &*&^*&%^*$% ((*^%$!"
[boss falls on floor moaning]
Me: "Boss you OK?"
:D
Your name is Moshe? Are you Jewish?
Lunatic Goofballs
16-06-2006, 03:48
Your name is Moshe? Are you Jewish?
No. He's just the pits. :)
DesignatedMarksman
16-06-2006, 03:51
You killed your boss?
Reading comprehension is key.
Your name is Moshe? Are you Jewish?
Yes, I'm jewish.
Pride and Prejudice
16-06-2006, 03:51
:eek: What on Earth happened?
Reading comprehension is key.
Your boss falls to the floor moaning and then your story stops.
Good job inducing a heart attack?
Unless your boss is some sort of over-dramatic lunatic.
AB Again
16-06-2006, 03:55
Your boss falls to the floor moaning and then your story stops.
Good job inducing a heart attack?
Unless your boss is some sort of over-dramatic lunatic.
No, he's a professional footballer.
DesignatedMarksman
16-06-2006, 03:56
Your boss falls to the floor moaning and then your story stops.
Good job inducing a heart attack?
Unless your boss is some sort of over-dramatic lunatic.
My boss is the MONK of lawns. No joke.
IL Ruffino
16-06-2006, 03:59
Anyone else thinking of that sceen from "Dennis the Menice"?
You know.. the one with the rare flower..
IL Ruffino
16-06-2006, 04:01
Your name is Moshe? Are you Jewish?
And he cuts grass. *nods*
A mexican jew perhaps?
Sorry, that may have been rude..
Pride and Prejudice
16-06-2006, 04:02
So... you mowed the precious plants? :confused:
DesignatedMarksman
16-06-2006, 04:21
And he cuts grass. *nods*
A mexican jew perhaps?
Sorry, that may have been rude..
No way, I'm everything but mexican and african.
DesignatedMarksman
16-06-2006, 04:21
So... you mowed the precious plants? :confused:
Good job there!
Pride and Prejudice
16-06-2006, 04:26
Good job there!
Uh-oh. Are these plants capable of being mowed (although it's a bad idea) or did you just completely demolish them?
Kecibukia
16-06-2006, 04:27
We had a "landscaper" do that to us.
An area cleared of weeds and grass surrounded by decorative bricking w/ 10 plants lined up in a row.
Dumbass took a weedwacker to them.
IL Ruffino
16-06-2006, 04:30
No way, I'm everything but mexican and african.
Good boy :p
DesignatedMarksman
16-06-2006, 04:48
Uh-oh. Are these plants capable of being mowed (although it's a bad idea) or did you just completely demolish them?
He was thinking of a different house.
Pride and Prejudice
16-06-2006, 05:07
He was thinking of a different house.
Ah. Well then, you should be fine.
Soviestan
16-06-2006, 05:10
Yes, I'm jewish.
really? I thought you were a conservative Christian. me confused
Daistallia 2104
16-06-2006, 05:16
No, he's a professional footballer.
LOL SO true!
really? I thought you were a conservative Christian. me confused
He's certainly conservative, and he's never been Christian.
Harlesburg
16-06-2006, 09:44
Boss: Hey moshe don't forget about the lady's prized plants in the front yard. They were passed down from her grandfather"
Me: "What plants?"
Boss:"Moshe you *^*(&^*&^! &*&^*&%^*$% ((*^%$!"
[boss falls on floor moaning]
Me: "Boss you OK?"
:D
Oh shit, you know what happened last time something stupid just like that was said?