Better Red Than Undead?
Lazy Otakus
15-06-2006, 20:11
What would you rather be?
*poll coming*
Yootopia
15-06-2006, 20:12
Red?
Is this the 'commie' vampires thread or something?
"In communist Translyvannia neck sucks you!"
*edits*
I was joking, but OK then.
"Grrrrarrrr Karl Liebnecht and Rosa Luxembourg will eat your BRRRRAAAAAIIINSSSS and then share them out between the Spatacists of Bavaria, before munching on Wolfgang Kapp... Grrrrarrrraarrrr"
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/Zombarchy.jpg
Zombarchy-A government of Zombies.
The Aeson
15-06-2006, 20:14
But options three and four are the same thing!
Brains are the opiate of the masses
Communist. I don't want to be a zombie.
Communist but then apparently I already am one....
Yootopia
15-06-2006, 20:19
Brains are the opiate of the masses
Zombie Karl Liebnecht concurs, and makes a tremendously amusing joke :
Did you hear about brother Marx' grave?
It was a communist plot!
*waits for wet, smashing sounds not entirely dissimilar to applause*
Brains are the opiate of the masses
Only the brains of druggies.
Dinaverg
15-06-2006, 20:22
Only the brains of druggies.
Yeah, which is why we must eat British Columbian brains!
Haerodonia
15-06-2006, 20:24
Undead Stalin!!!
Yootopia
15-06-2006, 20:24
Only the brains of druggies.
Zombie Karl Liebnecht says - Ecstacy set me free!
*big brain-little brain-human skull*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
15-06-2006, 20:25
Yeah, which is why we must eat British Columbian brains!
I thought we were being advised to Eat Alberta Beef?
Undead Stalin!!!
Pfft, doesn't hold a candle to Zombie Lenin. "Must crush capitalism, grrr, grrr"
Haerodonia
15-06-2006, 20:25
But options three and four are the same thing!
Yeah:http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mariocommunist
Egg and chips
15-06-2006, 20:26
I'm already a communist, but zombies are coool. So I will be both!
Yootopia
15-06-2006, 20:26
I thought we were being advised to Eat Alberta Beef?
Zombie Karl Liebnecht comments that cow-brains are inferior to those of people. For this reason he will eat Farmer Giles before snacking on Daisy.
Communist. I don't want to be a zombie anymore... :(
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains...
Yootopia
15-06-2006, 20:38
Communist. I don't want to be a zombie anymore... :(
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains...
Zombie Karl Liebnecht concurs, and wishes to apologise to the German government for any disruption the takeover of Bavaria by the Sparticists may have caused.
NeoThalia
15-06-2006, 20:42
No interest in becoming undead thank you. Becoming an abomination in the eyes of God/the Universe, inherently Evil by nature, and/or a manifestation of opposition to life itself does NOT make me want to be an undead creature.
At least as a communist I have a fair to decent shot of leading a relatively normal life.
NT
Becoming an abomination in the eyes of God/the Universe, inherently Evil by nature, and/or a manifestation of opposition to life itself does NOT make me want to be a communist.
At least as a zombie I have a fair to decent shot of leading a relatively normal life. (Or unlife, as the case may be)
Fixed it :D
Yootopia
15-06-2006, 20:51
No interest in becoming undead thank you. Becoming an abomination in the eyes of God/the Universe, inherently Evil by nature, and/or a manifestation of opposition to life itself does NOT make me want to be an undead creature.
At least as a communist I have a fair to decent shot of leading a relatively normal life.
NT
Zombie Karl Liebnecht comments that you should probably avoid right-wing paramilitary groups which are funded by the government to put down left-wing movements if you want to live a normal life.
His experiences in the aftermath of the Red Rising in the Ruhr of his mutilation and eventual death haunt Zombie Karl Liebnecht even in death.
But he had his revenge. Oh yes... oh yes... *cracks open Nick Griffin's skull for a quick slurp of some low-quality grey matter*
Yootopia
15-06-2006, 21:22
Anything but a zombie.
Zombie Karl Liebnecht stresses that unlife is quite enjoyable, as you can spare the bejesus out of foolish fools, but is also regretful that he died at such a young age.
He comments that life is over-rated and unlife over-rated, but concurs that real life was more enjoyable, at least in some respects.
Andaluciae
15-06-2006, 22:06
Zombie Mario!
Doop doop doop, doop da doop da doop BRAINS!
Sel Appa
15-06-2006, 22:10
I voted communist, but I guess it would be cool to be a zombie and eat people...their brains, etc...
Zatarack
15-06-2006, 22:10
I'd rather be an anarcho-capitalist zombie.