NationStates Jolt Archive


Home Improvement taken to the next level.

Lunatic Goofballs
14-06-2006, 19:27
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/14/home.depot.drugs/index.html

The only problem is that it'll be hard to get anything installed until the drugs are gone. :)
Saige Dragon
14-06-2006, 19:28
What a way to get your money's worth - $145 000 worth of mary jane in one cabinet!
Deep Kimchi
14-06-2006, 19:29
It would take quite a while to smoke two 50-lb bricks of marijuana.
Khadgar
14-06-2006, 19:36
Wouldn't you think someone would notice that the vanity was oh say 60lbs over weight? I mean they get those things on pallets, you'd notice when you were breaking the pallet down if one was massively heavy, to say nothing of the idiot who bought it.
DHomme
14-06-2006, 19:38
It would take quite a while to smoke two 50-lb bricks of marijuana.

Pussy.
Arinola
14-06-2006, 19:41
Pussy.

Sounds like a wager.
Deep Kimchi
14-06-2006, 19:41
Pussy.
In any case, you wouldn't report your "find".
DHomme
14-06-2006, 19:43
In any case, you wouldn't report your "find".

I would. Bollocks to the law, I'd want everybody in the world to know that I'd just smoked 100 pounds of weed. Probably send texts to a few people announcing it as would be too fucked for anything else.
Arinola
14-06-2006, 19:46
I would. Bollocks to the law, I'd want everybody in the world to know that I'd just smoked 100 pounds of weed. Probably send texts to a few people announcing it as would be too fucked for anything else.

Yet another wager?
Hehe.
Kanabia
14-06-2006, 19:46
I would. Bollocks to the law, I'd want everybody in the world to know that I'd just smoked 100 pounds of weed. Probably send texts to a few people announcing it as would be too fucked for anything else.

Hmm.

Er, could I help you do it?
Arinola
14-06-2006, 19:48
Hmm.

Er, could I help you do it?


:o That would be one MAJOR hotbox.
Deep Kimchi
14-06-2006, 19:48
I would. Bollocks to the law, I'd want everybody in the world to know that I'd just smoked 100 pounds of weed. Probably send texts to a few people announcing it as would be too fucked for anything else.
Under the principles of Socialism, I insist that you share it equally with the rest of us...
DHomme
14-06-2006, 19:51
Under the principles of Socialism, I insist that you share it equally with the rest of us...

I'm not a lifestylist. That wont advance us to socialism. We live under a capitalist system, so we do what we gotta do. If I smoked 100 pounds worth of grass to myself (take note) and still be able to function as a human being afterwards then I'd be something of a celebrity and could then spread the word of communism to the masses.
Deep Kimchi
14-06-2006, 20:00
I'm not a lifestylist. That wont advance us to socialism. We live under a capitalist system, so we do what we gotta do. If I smoked 100 pounds worth of grass to myself (take note) and still be able to function as a human being afterwards then I'd be something of a celebrity and could then spread the word of communism to the masses.
Ah, I see you're a Leninist.

Only the Party knows how to smoke, and the proletariat wouldn't know what to smoke in the first place.
Iztatepopotla
14-06-2006, 20:02
Must be a new Home Depot promotion: 1 in every 50 is a winner!
IL Ruffino
14-06-2006, 20:30
I buy my drugs from Home Depot, don't you?
Native Quiggles II
14-06-2006, 20:46
Home of de pot, no less? :p
Not bad
14-06-2006, 20:51
Drug Lord to underlings:

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Why do we have 50 vanities from home base and no drugs?
Tarlachia
14-06-2006, 21:17
Must be a new Home Depot promotion: 1 in every 50 is a winner!

lmao!

Drug Lord to underlings:

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Why do we have 50 vanities from home base and no drugs?

That says it all!
DHomme
14-06-2006, 23:21
Ah, I see you're a Leninist.

Only the Party knows how to smoke, and the proletariat wouldn't know what to smoke in the first place.

Its not a case of only the party knowing how to smoke, but the party serving as a collective memory of previous smokes and how they developed, thus being able to apply relevant smoking knowledge to the present stickyickyicky situation.
Ramundia
14-06-2006, 23:24
I'd return the brick to the store :cool:
Pure Metal
14-06-2006, 23:27
A contractor late last week discovered two 50-pound "bricks" of marijuana wrapped in plastic bags inside a bathroom vanity he had purchased at a Home Depot store in Tewksbury, said Chief of Detectives Lt. Dennis Peterson.
:eek: why did this never happen to me!?

honestly, some people get all the luck :(
Saige Dragon
14-06-2006, 23:27
I'd return the brick to the store :cool:

Ask for your money back.;)
Thriceaddict
14-06-2006, 23:29
I'd sell it to a coffeeshop.
Francis Street
14-06-2006, 23:31
Its not a case of only the party knowing how to smoke, but the party serving as a collective memory of previous smokes and how they developed, thus being able to apply relevant smoking knowledge to the present stickyickyicky situation.
sigable!
DHomme
14-06-2006, 23:54
sigable!

Yay!

Hmm. Out of weed.

*PANICS*
Deep Kimchi
15-06-2006, 01:40
Its not a case of only the party knowing how to smoke, but the party serving as a collective memory of previous smokes and how they developed, thus being able to apply relevant smoking knowledge to the present stickyickyicky situation.
I always like Lenin. I even liked Stalin.

And I'm not a big fan of Communism, so go figure.
DHomme
17-06-2006, 21:31
I always like Lenin. I even liked Stalin.

And I'm not a big fan of Communism, so go figure.


Now that I find worrying.
Deep Kimchi
17-06-2006, 22:45
Now that I find worrying.
Well, Lenin seemed to know that most people are stupid, and took advantage of that, for the good of the proletariat, of course...

and Stalin? Now there was a man who understood power.

I like them because I believe that the final form of government (after all others, and sometimes sooner rather than later) is dictatorship by personality cult. And no matter what revolution we work on, it will all end up there.
German Nightmare
17-06-2006, 23:33
I wonder how many of those "incidents" have not been reported but silently celebrated at the topping-out ceremony?
DHomme
18-06-2006, 00:10
Well, Lenin seemed to know that most people are stupid, and took advantage of that, for the good of the proletariat, of course...

and Stalin? Now there was a man who understood power.

I like them because I believe that the final form of government (after all others, and sometimes sooner rather than later) is dictatorship by personality cult. And no matter what revolution we work on, it will all end up there.

Lenin wrote extensively against the personality cult.

edit: He also didn't think the masses were stupid, only that a certain level of consciousness would be achieved without correct political leadership due to the inability to focus on more than day to day conditions due to their economically subjugated nature.