NationStates Jolt Archive


I'm saved!

Andaluciae
13-06-2006, 17:50
Coffee may cut alcohol liver damage! Yay!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/06/13/coffee.liver.reut/index.html
Drunk commies deleted
13-06-2006, 17:51
I've got to raise my coffee consumption.
IL Ruffino
13-06-2006, 17:57
YAY!

*dances*
Andaluciae
13-06-2006, 17:58
My two glorious addictions! Coffee and Booze! Perfect in unison!
Peechland
13-06-2006, 17:58
My liver must wear a cape and have a big S on it. And here I thought I drank too much coffee. As if that's even possible.
I V Stalin
13-06-2006, 18:00
Coffee may cut alcohol liver damage! Yay!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/06/13/coffee.liver.reut/index.html
Woo! So alcohol cleans the arteries, and coffee cleans the liver! No heart or liver disease, and you can enjoy yourself while doing it. Now take up smoking to avoid Alzheimers disease...;)
Khadgar
13-06-2006, 18:03
Shame 'bout the kidneys though.
Egg and chips
13-06-2006, 18:06
DAMN! I don't like coffee :(
IL Ruffino
13-06-2006, 18:12
DAMN! I don't like coffee :(
:eek:
Unrestrained Merrymaki
13-06-2006, 19:48
::: does the happy dance::::

Pass the Bailey's, boys!

=D:D
Unrestrained Merrymaki
13-06-2006, 19:49
Woo! So alcohol cleans the arteries, and coffee cleans the liver! No heart or liver disease, and you can enjoy yourself while doing it. Now take up smoking to avoid Alzheimers disease...;)

Woohoo! And does masturbation cure anything? I almost have all my vices rationalized! =D
Londim
13-06-2006, 19:56
Woohoo! And does masturbation cure anything? I almost have all my vices rationalized! =D

Masturbation releases endorphins which help you relax so less chance of high blood pressure:D
Kyronea
13-06-2006, 20:19
Masturbation releases endorphins which help you relax so less chance of high blood pressure:D
They really did think of everything.
Xranate
13-06-2006, 20:21
D***! I don't like coffee :(

*Goes out to the shed for the tar and for the feathers*
Aquarabus
13-06-2006, 20:28
Nice idea, cure the first disease with another one which can't be called harmless as well.
Drink a lot of alcohol and then the same amount of coffee, yes that's good for your body.

Alcohol effects more then just your liver, getting drunk isn't healthy liver damage yes or no, caffeine is bad for you aswell and coffee contains more things that are bad for you.
My advice to all the people who welcome this as the biggest science breakthrough of the year is: Take a nice glass of water instead of alcohol.
Myrmidonisia
13-06-2006, 21:07
All I could think of was Buzz Beer.
http://www.tvacres.com/images/beer_buzz2.jpg
Myrmidonisia
13-06-2006, 21:07
Shame 'bout the kidneys though.
You've got two, right?
Myotisinia
13-06-2006, 21:16
My two glorious addictions! Coffee and Booze! Perfect in unison!

Two words. Irish coffee.