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George W. Bush on mount. rushmore

Bushanomics
13-06-2006, 10:34
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:35
*gak* how are you not banned yet?
Damn, i forgot you can't get banned for stupidity
Duntscruwithus
13-06-2006, 10:35
Are you TRYING to start a flamewar?

Liasia]*gak* how are you not banned yet?
Damn, i forgot you can't get banned for stupidity

If that was possible, Max would be the only one left on his forum.
Straughn
13-06-2006, 10:38
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?
He's on the backside of the mountain, at the base (bottom) - represented by a large pile of stringy, watery nuggets in a smelly peat marsh, good for basically compost. The site should bear his family crest.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 10:38
Are you TRYING to start a flamewar?



If that was possible, Max would be the only one left on his forum.
:p
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 10:38
Hanging by a thick rope from Roosevelt's stunning moustache.
Allanea
13-06-2006, 10:38
Voted.
Kanabia
13-06-2006, 10:40
I like you. You're funny. :)
Straughn
13-06-2006, 10:41
Oh yeah ... due to contamination there, a lot of the algae and moss-like lifeforms (aside from the leeches) will have pronounced genetic malformations and a strong tendency to inbreed. Essentially, all forms of communication between the inhabitants there will be muddled and confused, leading to no clear message whatsoever - it will however be somewhat of a useful trait at times, leaving one resident to simply give up on communicating, and when they turn their back, that's when the other makes its move.
Allanea
13-06-2006, 10:42
HE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Last night in Iraq, United States military forces killed the terrorist al Zarqawi. At 6:15 p.m. Baghdad time, special operation forces, acting on tips and intelligence from Iraqis, confirmed Zarqawi's location, and delivered justice to the most wanted terrorist in Iraq.

President George W. Bush talks with Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki of Iraq regarding the death of terrorist al Zarqawi from the Oval Office Thursday morning, June 8, 2006. White House photo by Eric Draper Zarqawi was the operational commander of the terrorist movement in Iraq. He led a campaign of car bombings, assassinations and suicide attacks that has taken the lives of many American forces and thousands of innocent Iraqis. Osama bin Laden called this Jordanian terrorist "the prince of al Qaeda in Iraq." He called on the terrorists around the world to listen to him and obey him. Zarqawi personally beheaded American hostages and other civilians in Iraq. He masterminded the destruction of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad. He was responsible for the assassination of an American diplomat in Jordan, and the bombing of a hotel in Amman.

Through his every action, he sought to defeat America and our coalition partners, and turn Iraq into a safe haven from which al Qaeda could wage its war on free nations. To achieve these ends, he worked to divide Iraqis and incite civil war. And only last week he released an audio tape attacking Iraq's elected leaders, and denouncing those advocating the end of sectarianism.

Now Zarqawi has met his end, and this violent man will never murder again. Iraqis can be justly proud of their new government and its early steps to improve their security. And Americans can be enormously proud of the men and women of our armed forces, who worked tirelessly with their Iraqi counterparts to track down this brutal terrorist and put him out of business.

The operation against Zarqawi was conducted with courage and professionalism by the finest military in the world. Coalition and Iraqi forces persevered through years of near misses and false leads, and they never gave up. Last night their persistence and determination were rewarded. On behalf of all Americans, I congratulate our troops on this remarkable achievement.

Zarqawi is dead, but the difficult and necessary mission in Iraq continues. We can expect the terrorists and insurgents to carry on without him. We can expect the sectarian violence to continue. Yet the ideology of terror has lost one of its most visible and aggressive leaders.

Zarqawi's death is a severe blow to al Qaeda. It's a victory in the global war on terror, and it is an opportunity for Iraq's new government to turn the tide of this struggle. A few minutes ago I spoke to Prime Minister Maliki. I congratulated him on close collaboration between coalition and Iraqi forces that helped make this day possible. Iraq's freely elected Prime Minister is determined to defeat our common enemies and bring security and the rule of law to all its people.

Earlier this morning he announced the completion of his cabinet appointments, with the naming of a new Minister of Defense, a new Minister of the Interior, and a new Minister of State for National Security. These new ministers are part of a democratic government that represents all Iraqis. They will play a vital role as the Iraqi government addresses its top priorities -- reconciliation and reconstruction and putting an end to the kidnappings and beheadings and suicide bombings that plague the Iraqi people. I assured Prime Minister Maliki that he will have the full support of the United States of America.


President George W. Bush delivers a statement regarding the death of terrorist al Zarqawi, an al Qaeda leader in Iraq, in the Rose Garden Thursday, June 8, 2006. "Last night in Iraq, United States military forces killed the terrorist al Zarqawi," said the President. "At 6:15 p.m. Baghdad time, special operation forces, acting on tips and intelligence from Iraqis, confirmed Zarqawi's location, and delivered justice to the most wanted terrorist in Iraq." White House photo by Kimberlee Hewitt On Monday I will meet with my national security team and other key members of my Cabinet at Camp David to discuss the way forward in Iraq. Our top diplomats and military commanders in Iraq will give me an assessment of recent changes in the political and economic and security situation on the ground. On Tuesday, Iraq's new Ambassador to the United States will join us, and we will have a teleconference discussion with the Prime Minister and members of his cabinet. Together we will discuss how to best deploy America's resources in Iraq and achieve our shared goal of an Iraq that can govern itself, defend itself and sustain itself.

We have tough days ahead of us in Iraq that will require the continued patience of the American people. Yet the developments of the last 24 hours give us renewed confidence in the final outcome of this struggle: the defeat of terrorism threats, and a more peaceful world for our children and grandchildren.

May God bless the Iraqi people and may God continue to bless America

The man, frankly, rocks. He's not perfect, but he's better then either Gore or Kerry, by a mile.
Straughn
13-06-2006, 10:43
What, no Myrth option? :(

So, when the other makes its move, instead of a simple quick and decisive blow, the damage is inflicted in much the same manner as was the forced hosting of aliens in the movie "Dreamcatcher".
Xislakilinia
13-06-2006, 10:49
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?

This is the first occasion in the entire history of the Federation of Xislakilinia that I cannot find an option to vote.

I applaud the OP on his monumental achievement. Of a scale worthy to be immortalized on Mt. Rushmore itself.
Straughn
13-06-2006, 10:58
The man, frankly, ... *incoherence* ... by a mile.
The Green Mile, perhaps. And Mile-High Club.
Bul-Katho
13-06-2006, 11:05
Liasia']*gak* how are you not banned yet?
Damn, i forgot you can't get banned for stupidity
How is he stupid? If anyone should get banned it should be you for your ignorance.
BogMarsh
13-06-2006, 11:06
How is he stupid? If anyone should get banned it should be you for your ignorance.


No one asked for your opinion, oh unworthy member of the hoi polloi.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 11:06
How is he stupid? If anyone should get banned it should be you for your ignorance.
Oooo bitchyness. I wasn't entirely serious, although the fact he is comparing Bush to the people already up there does grate a bit.
BogMarsh
13-06-2006, 11:06
What, no Myrth option? :(

SNIP.
Indeed.
I refuse to vote.

PS: Myrth is excellence cubed!
Neu Leonstein
13-06-2006, 11:07
Who's in favour of a solid gold statue in Washington, which rotates with the sun so it's always in good light and lots of guards around it, and everyday hundreds of Kindergarten classes get to march by it in rank and file, to music. Preferrably the team song from "Team America".

Can you picture it?
BogMarsh
13-06-2006, 11:09
Who's in favour of a solid gold statue in Washington, which rotates with the sun so it's always in good light and lots of guards around it, and everyday hundreds of Kindergarten classes get to march by it in rank and file, to music. Preferrably the team song from "Team America".

Can you picture it?


You!Just!Ruined!My!Day!
Straughn
13-06-2006, 11:09
Indeed.
I refuse to vote.

PS: Myrth is excellence cubed!
Yep. I abstained as well. :(
See, though, if La Dame du Spam were here, you'd better believe there'd be some motion about getting a "Spamalanche" option. *nods emphatically*
Bul-Katho
13-06-2006, 11:12
Also, I would like to say, many people despised Teddy Roosevelt during his time, now he's been revitalized as one of the greatest president ever. It really isn't for us to decide if Bush is bad or not. It's for future generations to decide, because of what we do now in the present is concocting the future. All we can do is how it we can triumph over these problems that lay before us. When I mean triumph I don't mean to whimp out and end our noble cause in the middle-east.
The Infinite Dunes
13-06-2006, 11:13
The man, frankly, rocks. He's not perfect, but he's better then either Gore or Kerry, by a mile.I'm not sure how that speech backs up your claim. It's a simple speech that any politician could pull out of their, or their speech writer's, arse.

If anything that speech makes me think porrly of Bush. It took the coalition several years to track down and kill one man, who was at an extreme technological and numerical disadvantage? It makes me think that Bush and his advisors are simply not up to the job.
Quandary
13-06-2006, 11:14
Not voting, no option for me. However, the more I think about it, and although I do not normally stoop to this level, I begin to like it.

If he were placed on the right, and a few other modfications were made to make Mt Rushmore look more like one of those "rise of the species from stooped ape to striding man" kind of images, it could be used to disprove evolution simply by presenting the case of a reverse development with Simian tendencies...?
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 11:14
When I mean triumph I don't mean to whimp out and end our noble cause in the middle-east.

It appears that I can't recognise irony anymore. Is this irony? Can anyone help?
Straughn
13-06-2006, 11:15
It really isn't for us to decide if Bush is bad or not. Yes it is. It is up to everyone who has to deal with him to decide. It's quite ignoble for you to suggest that everyone take it in the shorts with a smile on their face. If that's the way you like it, fine, but keep your delusions and passive-aggressive social tactics to yourself.
It's for future generations to decide, because of what we do now in the present is concocting the future. All we can do is how it we can triumph over these problems that lay before us. This fits in PRECISELY with the evangelist mentality that has so well supplemented Bush's pockets. It'll be great when we're all dead, but only then, you can't use any judgment when you're alive. :mad:
Straughn
13-06-2006, 11:17
Not voting, no option for me. However, the more I think about it, and although I do not normally stoop to this level, I begin to like it.

If he were placed on the right, and a few other modfications were made to make Mt Rushmore look more like one of those "rise of the species from stooped ape to striding man" kind of images, it could be used to disprove evolution simply by presenting the case of a reverse development with Simian tendencies...?
*winner of thread*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1356.gif
Bul-Katho
13-06-2006, 11:19
It appears that I can't recognise irony anymore. Is this irony? Can anyone help?
I'd like you to tell that to the soldiers who have served in Iraq. I know you couldn't because you're a little prick.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 11:21
I'd like you to tell that to the soldiers who have served in Iraq. I know you couldn't because you're a little prick.
Who can say puppet? Me! I can!
PUPPET!
Straughn
13-06-2006, 11:23
I'd like you to tell that to the soldiers who have served in Iraq. I know you couldn't because you're a little prick.
Consider, for a moment, before you go further with this ... do you want your opinion viewed/correlated to more people, or are you looking for a quick end to the thread?
Your intention is the question here.
If the soldiers were actually the ones running the show, btw, your statement might have some grounding. As is, they aren't, and you don't appear to be. So you may just want to step off that whole uber-patriot angle, since that doesn't go over well in a LITERATE setting.
Nova Hamilay
13-06-2006, 11:23
Dubya deserves to be at the top of Mount Everest. Without any oxygen.
The Archregimancy
13-06-2006, 11:24
Who's in favour of a solid gold statue in Washington, which rotates with the sun so it's always in good light and lots of guards around it, and everyday hundreds of Kindergarten classes get to march by it in rank and file, to music.

Can you picture it?

It's been done (though I suspect you know that).

Not with George Bush Jr., but rather with the Turkmenbashi, better known to us lesser mortals as Saparmurat Atayevich Niyazov, the president of Turkmenistan.

For a picture of the statue of the Turkmenbashi that rotates so it always faces the sun, go here: http://www.tmrepublican.org/images/zzz2_250.jpg (http://www.tmrepublican.org/images/zzz2_250.jpg)

Surely this would be a more fitting monument to his High and Mightiness George W. Bush, whose fragrant wisdom is so fertile that his faeces are used as compost by all right-minded patriotic Americans, than a mere new carving on the face of Mount Rushmore?

That Thomas Jefferson crackpot was dangerously close to being an atheist - or at least a sceptical Deist - after all, and True Americans can't support radical Liberal ideas like that. Or put George - about whom I have wholesome non-sexual fantasies every night - in that corrupting company.
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 11:24
I'd like you to tell that to the soldiers who have served in Iraq. I know you couldn't because you're a little prick.

Because they're all having a whale of a time, eh? I hear Bush's approval rating is actually 100% in the armed forces. In fact, they say that they had to do that reversal on the whole "no-gays-in-the-military" thing because every single man in the army wanted to fellate any Republican they could find.
Straughn
13-06-2006, 11:25
Dubya deserves to be at the top of Mount Everest. Without any oxygen.Well ...
We know his brain would be the last to go. He's already gone this far with such spar usage and intense cocaine and liquor abuse as it is, PLUS fighting a lot of junk genetic stock.
Straughn
13-06-2006, 11:26
Because they're all having a whale of a time, eh? I hear Bush's approval rating is actually 100% in the armed forces. In fact, they say that they had to do that reversal on the whole "no-gays-in-the-military" thing because every single man in the army wanted to fellate any Republican they could find.
GOOD post!!! :D
*bows*
The Infinite Dunes
13-06-2006, 11:27
Also, I would like to say, many people despised Teddy Roosevelt during his time, now he's been revitalized as one of the greatest president ever. It really isn't for us to decide if Bush is bad or not. It's for future generations to decide, because of what we do now in the present is concocting the future. All we can do is how it we can triumph over these problems that lay before us. When I mean triumph I don't mean to whimp out and end our noble cause in the middle-east.So you mean people should just blindly accept their leaders.

Your proposition that we should not pass judgement on the present is absurd. Would you recommend that the Germans who formed a resistance to Hitler should have not done so because it was not up to them to judge Hitler as bad?

I know I give an extreme point, but it is to show that the best time to pass judgement on the what is happening now is now, not later. Leaders should not presume, nor be given, blind acceptance. Leaders must demonstrate that they are worthy to follow, and, internationally, I do not think Bush has done this.
Straughn
13-06-2006, 11:28
Surely this would be a more fitting monument to his High and Mightiness George W. Bush, whose fragrant wisdom is so fertile that his faeces are used as compost by all right-minded patriotic Americans, than a mere new carving on the face of Mount Rushmore?
Hmmm ...
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11150072&postcount=4

That Thomas Jefferson crackpot was dangerously close to being an atheist - or at least a sceptical Deist - after all, and True Americans can't support radical Liberal ideas like that. Or put George - about whom I have wholesome non-sexual fantasies every night - in that corrupting company. Good post! *bows*
Snub nose 38point1
13-06-2006, 11:31
No valid options to vote for. Had to abstain as well.

the little shrub has replaced richard milhouse as the worst president this country ever had to suffer through. Put that on your list of options.

And as far as that crap about "telling the soldiers who served in iraq" - been telling 'em all along. As a retired Sergeant Major, I fully support each and every one of those soldiers - but not the dung-heap administration that put them there.
Neu Leonstein
13-06-2006, 11:31
It's been done (though I suspect you know that).
You suspected right. ;)
Quandary
13-06-2006, 11:33
*winner of thread*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1356.gif

Why, thank you. And I thought you generally presented yourself as the anatagonistic, irritating kind of poster? Have I misread you?
Straughn
13-06-2006, 11:35
Why, thank you. And I thought you generally presented yourself as the anatagonistic, irritating kind of poster? Have I misread you?
No, for the most part, you've got me pegged. :)
I just make a mission to point out when someone takes a good risk here and posts something quality and thought-provoking.
Usually the threads i initiate about serious matters are the kinds of things people read and decide they don't want to argue about them - so the spamalanche ensues.
:(
Kyronea
13-06-2006, 11:36
I voted Mount Everest. The best president of all time deserves no less. He should be made King of the World. Nay, GOD of the World! Heil Bush!
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 11:37
I voted Mount Everest. The best president of all time deserves no less. He should be made King of the World. Nay, GOD of the World! Heil Bush!
Argh! The sarcasm, it burns!
Snub nose 38point1
13-06-2006, 11:45
Because they're all having a whale of a time, eh? I hear Bush's approval rating is actually 100% in the armed forces. In fact, they say that they had to do that reversal on the whole "no-gays-in-the-military" thing because every single man in the army wanted to fellate any Republican they could find.Assuming this to be a fine example of sarcasm.

It is true that the majority (but not ALL - and not me, now or before I retired) members of the US Armed Forces support the Republican Party. This is due almost entirely (almost - not entirely) to a single issue. The GOP tends to put more $$ in the Defense Budget, The Dems tend to put more $$ into other parts of the fed budget. In many cases (not all) the service members support the party/politicians who put more money into their pay, benefits, supplies and equipment. Looking at that from an unbiased viewpoint, it's logical.
Quandary
13-06-2006, 11:51
No, for the most part, you've got me pegged. :)
I just make a mission to point out when someone takes a good risk here and posts something quality and thought-provoking.
Usually the threads i initiate about serious matters are the kinds of things people read and decide they don't want to argue about them - so the spamalanche ensues.
:(

Serious topics don't have to be doomed... surely occasionally you get a thoughtful response from someone? But I don't come here too often, and I do see this place is quite polarised. Not that I don't myself have opinions formed on the basis of firm principles, but confrontation doesn't usually advance understanding. That's why the above was a provocative exception ;)
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 12:01
The GOP tends to put more $$ in the Defense Budget, The Dems tend to put more $$ into other parts of the fed budget. In many cases (not all) the service members support the party/politicians who put more money into their pay, benefits, supplies and equipment. Looking at that from an unbiased viewpoint, it's logical.

I totally dig that. If I was in the armed services, I'd want every available measure of support from my government. There was some furore over inadequate supplies given to the British in Iraq (lack of vests, ammo and even boots for the love of God), so it makes perfect sense. But (and please correct me if you have first-hand experience), is it not the finest support a government can give to send fighting troops into a warzone with a definitive plan? Armoured divisions acting as policemen? Nothing against the men in the forces, but their roles are being severely misappropriated these days. It seems churlish to criticize things that I have no experience of, but geopolitically, the use of force as a substitute for foreign policy has potentially disasterous long-term ramifications for all of us living under the aegis of "The West".

^^^

I didn't mean to come over so portentous there. Sorry about that.
Thanosara
13-06-2006, 12:27
Dubya deserves to be at the top of Mount Everest. Without any oxygen.

....only if Dick Cheney and Ted Stevens are with him.:D

...and Tom Delay....and Rick Perry....Rice, Rumsfeld, Chertof...:sniper:

...and Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh....Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson....:mp5:

...and that really annoying blonde bitch on Fox News in the morning.:upyours:
Jeruselem
13-06-2006, 12:29
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?

A statue in Iraq should do! Like Saddam's. I wouldn't deface any mountain with his image.
Gadiristan
13-06-2006, 12:34
I think Mr Bush deserve being in Monut Rushmore. Buried. Alive. With an orange overall.
Swilatia
13-06-2006, 12:52
where's the nowhere option.

Either you make your polls fair and balanced from now on, or put all yout threads in SPAM.

Anyway, I say Mt. Everest. but know bush head. I meanhe should be left at the top with no oxygen.
[NS]Liasia
13-06-2006, 12:53
where's the nowhere option.

Either you make your polls fair and balanced from now on, or put all yout threads in SPAM.

I thought this was spam. He couldn't have been serious...
Swilatia
13-06-2006, 12:56
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?
I would never support a christianist. the patriot act and the no child left behind act are both stupid. We all should know that bush is a BAD president.
CanuckHeaven
13-06-2006, 13:22
Try this on for size:

http://www.scari.org/images/postcard.jpg
Quaon
13-06-2006, 13:32
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?
Troll! Don't feed the troll!
Grindylow
13-06-2006, 13:48
So you mean people should just blindly accept their leaders.

Your proposition that we should not pass judgement on the present is absurd. Would you recommend that the Germans who formed a resistance to Hitler should have not done so because it was not up to them to judge Hitler as bad?

I know I give an extreme point, but it is to show that the best time to pass judgement on the what is happening now is now, not later. Leaders should not presume, nor be given, blind acceptance. Leaders must demonstrate that they are worthy to follow, and, internationally, I do not think Bush has done this.

:fluffle:
CanuckHeaven
13-06-2006, 13:52
Troll! Don't feed the troll!
I love Bushanomics!! His occaisional satirical relief is just what these boards need. :D
Seathorn
13-06-2006, 14:17
Dubya deserves to be at the top of Mount Everest. Without any oxygen.

Out of all the options, this seemed the only thing appealing to me.
Yootopia
13-06-2006, 14:17
Everest. Right at the top so that nobody has to see it.
Seathorn
13-06-2006, 14:22
Everest. Right at the top so that nobody has to see it.

I'd guess they'd start climbing the neighbouring mountain then.
BogMarsh
13-06-2006, 14:31
Yep. I abstained as well. :(
See, though, if La Dame du Spam were here, you'd better believe there'd be some motion about getting a "Spamalanche" option. *nods emphatically*

I don't like Spam. If only myrth came in tins.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
13-06-2006, 14:47
It's been done (though I suspect you know that).

Not with George Bush Jr., but rather with the Turkmenbashi, better known to us lesser mortals as Saparmurat Atayevich Niyazov, the president of Turkmenistan.

For a picture of the statue of the Turkmenbashi that rotates so it always faces the sun, go here: http://www.tmrepublican.org/images/zzz2_250.jpg (http://www.tmrepublican.org/images/zzz2_250.jpg)

Ooh, can they do a giant book (http://www.cristytrembly.com/travel/images/ash-Ruhnama.jpg)then, too? One that, I don't know, opens every night at 8 pm and reads itself out loud to the awed populace with fancy video (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhnama)?

They could make it a collection of W's bestest bon mots - and you know how many of those there are!

I shall start a petition today, and every American who reads it three times will "become more intelligent, will recognise the divine being and will go straight to heaven" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_Turkmenistan)! I knew you had it in you to save the world, Bushie!
Luporum
13-06-2006, 14:48
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?

UN Ambassadorship does it better...

I hope they do put it on Mt. Everest, that way when hundreds die during construction I have another thing to hate him for. Possibly enough to even incite a local riot :)
Yootopia
13-06-2006, 14:50
I'd guess they'd start climbing the neighbouring mountain then.
Aye, which is probably a good thing.
Megaloria
13-06-2006, 15:05
Everest, with nothing but a toboggan and a case of beer.
DesignatedMarksman
13-06-2006, 16:15
Rushmore isn't good enough for him.

:D
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 16:48
I think he should be on the one dollar bill myself. He has sacrificed alot for this country and he deserves it.
Luporum
13-06-2006, 16:54
I think he should be on the one dollar bill myself. He has sacrificed alot for this country and he deserves it.

To even think for a moment that GW has sacrificed more for this country than George Washington...nm it's just you :D
Daistallia 2104
13-06-2006, 16:57
Are you TRYING to start a flamewar?

Isn't this pretty obviously a trolly puppet? DNFTT.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 17:04
I would never support a christianist. the patriot act and the no child left behind act are both stupid. We all should know that bush is a BAD president.
Why? Christians generally make good leaders. We have had a Christian president everytime we have had a President and its led to us being the richiest, most powerful country in the world. Thats because god watches over us. Look at Africa, they are poor and do you know why? Its because God is angry with them for practicing their fancy tribial vudoo. Now I may be atheist but there is a clear coralation here.

The Patriot act makes sure our freedoms and civil rights are protected to the fulliest extent from terrorist so I dont see a problem there.

And the no child left behind act makes sure that no kid is left back in school, they get to move up a grade even if they really shouldnt. This is the best way to reduce overcrowding in schools which is the main reason kids do poorly.
I think you can see that GW is actually a very GOOD president.
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 17:12
Why? Christians generally make good leaders. We have had a Christian president everytime we have had a President and its led to us being the richiest, most powerful country in the world. Thats because god watches over us. Look at Africa, they are poor and do you know why? Its because God is angry with them for practicing their fancy tribial vudoo. Now I may be atheist but there is a clear coralation here.

The Patriot act makes sure our freedoms and civil rights are protected to the fulliest extent from terrorist so I dont see a problem there.

And the no child left behind act makes sure that no kid is left back in school, they get to move up a grade even if they really shouldnt. This is the best way to reduce overcrowding in schools which is the main reason kids do poorly.
I think you can see that GW is actually a very GOOD president.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha....... Oh .... oh my ...... Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooo hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a ha ha ha h ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... . "Tribial vudoo".... oh.... ah...... ah.... ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha........

Oh my word.
Luporum
13-06-2006, 17:36
Actually Africa was doing fine until the Christian and Muslim missionaries came and jumble fucked the entire continent. Tribal warfare is a sissy slap fight compared to the Crusades and the Spanish Inquision.

If anything I blame the missionaries for not being able to convert the heathens and even the ones who were converted still live in poverty.

God is apparently made of fail.
Krisconsin
13-06-2006, 17:47
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?

I think you're wrong. George W. Bush is not just the greatest president in American history, he's the greatest leader mankind has ever known. In fact, his glorious acheivements have been so magnificent that future generations will curse his name for setting an example that is impossible to even come close to duplicating. If anything, we should make him President-for-life.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 17:52
Actually Africa was doing fine until the Christian and Muslim missionaries came and jumble fucked the entire continent. Tribal warfare is a sissy slap fight compared to the Crusades and the Spanish Inquision.

If anything I blame the missionaries for not being able to convert the heathens and even the ones who were converted still live in poverty.

God is apparently made of fail.
Look, all the European countries were trying to do when they went Africa is to help the Africans out. I hardly see how you can blame Europe for Africa's problems.
Grindylow
13-06-2006, 17:54
Look, all the European countries were trying to do when they went Africa is to help the Africans out. I hardly see how you can blame Europe for Africa's problems.

You're kidding right?
Luporum
13-06-2006, 17:56
I suppose colonisation had nothing to do with anything in Africa.

Anyway since Europe was apparently the standard for the good god then why were both World Wars started and fought there? God suddenly went from liking Europe to America at that very moment?
Khadgar
13-06-2006, 17:57
Look, all the European countries were trying to do when they went Africa is to help the Africans out. I hardly see how you can blame Europe for Africa's problems.

Then I'm guessing you know less about European and African history than you do about current events. Something I'd considered highly improbable seeing as you're pretty flippin ignorant of current events.
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 18:02
Then I'm guessing you know less about European and African history than you do about current events. Something I'd considered highly improbable seeing as you're pretty flippin ignorant of current events.

He can't spell "tribal". I know that pointing out poster's grammatical errors is passe.....

But he can't spell tribal.
Umajawe
13-06-2006, 18:04
In terms of the fighting in those regions once owned by Europe, most of it started after they left. However they would have avoided the whole problem if they colonize in the first place.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:06
He can't spell "tribal". I know that pointing out poster's grammatical errors is passe.....

But he can't spell tribal.
Where Im from we spell it tribial. Its also spelled humor not humour.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:07
I suppose colonisation had nothing to do with anything in Africa.

Anyway since Europe was apparently the standard for the good god then why were both World Wars started and fought there? God suddenly went from liking Europe to America at that very moment?
The soviet union was atheist. And they werent in Europe, they were in Russia so your point is moo.
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 18:09
Where Im from we spell it tribial. Its also spelled humor not humour.

Tribial + Dictionary.com = "No entry found for tribial"

You either meant "tribal" or "tribual". Or, you meant "I haven't a clue".

And while I'm at it, what exactly is an "Abassadorship"? A boat that loves bass players?
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:10
Then I'm guessing you know less about European and African history than you do about current events. Something I'd considered highly improbable seeing as you're pretty flippin ignorant of current events.
I know alot about history, Im quite smart. But your right I do know more about current events than I do history.
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 18:10
so your point is moo.

Oh jesus. The japery. It hurts.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:12
Tribial + Dictionary.com = "No entry found for tribial"

You either meant "tribal" or "tribual". Or, you meant "I haven't a clue".

And while I'm at it, what exactly is an "Abassadorship"? A boat that loves bass players?
Whatever, I learned it tribial. And I miss spelled that word on purpose.
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 18:13
Whatever, I learned it tribial. And I miss spelled that word on purpose.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:13
Oh jesus. The japery. It hurts.
Whats japery?Do you mean japan?
Fan Grenwick
13-06-2006, 18:13
Every time there is a Republican president, someone always wants to put him on Mt. Rushmore.
Personally, I think George W should be put INSIDE Mt. Rushmore and sealed in so he can't cause any more damage.
Luporum
13-06-2006, 18:13
The soviet union was atheist. And they werent in Europe, they were in Russia so your point is moo.

Actually I'm pretty sure East Germany was part of Europe, but you're thinking of Russia so I'll let it slide...no not really. Ever hear of the Russian Orthodox Chruch?

Why am i even arguing with a guy who things my arguement is the sound a bovine mammal makes and actually believes 'Tribial' is a proper way to spell 'Tribal'.

Not even in Jersey do I see such mastery of the English Language!
Londim
13-06-2006, 18:14
Bush? On Mt Rushmore? Why not send him into space or heaven or somewhere so he can become God and watch over all of us?:p
IL Ruffino
13-06-2006, 18:15
GWB iz tha gretist precident i hav evevre knon! I wihs i wos ol nuf ta vot in 2-0-0-8!
The Golden Simatar
13-06-2006, 18:15
*runs into the bathroom and vomits*
Zen Accords
13-06-2006, 18:16
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/japery

and:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/schlemiel
Neo Kervoskia
13-06-2006, 18:16
We should turn Mt. Rushmore into a giant penis. Then everyone will be happy.
Istenbul
13-06-2006, 18:19
Whatever, I learned it tribial. And I miss spelled that word on purpose.

Your mother should have never home schooled you then. She taught you incorrect grammar and spelling AND how to lie about it.
Iztatepopotla
13-06-2006, 18:29
Have they finished the Crazy Horse monument yet?
Neo Kervoskia
13-06-2006, 18:30
Have they finished the Crazy Horse monument yet?
Pfff, only white people get finished monuments.
IL Ruffino
13-06-2006, 18:30
Have they finished the Crazy Horse monument yet?
Not even close to finishing.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:31
Actually I'm pretty sure East Germany was part of Europe, but you're thinking of Russia so I'll let it slide...no not really. Ever hear of the Russian Orthodox Chruch?


Not even in Jersey do I see such mastery of the English Language!
East Germany wasnt part of the Soviet Union. What does the Russian chruch have to do with anything?
IL Ruffino
13-06-2006, 18:32
Pfff, only white people get finished monuments.
Correct.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:33
We should turn Mt. Rushmore into a giant penis. Then everyone will be happy.
Or a giant penis that is the exact likeness to George Bush's. Like a plaster mold or something, that would be awesome. I fitting tribute for such a president say me.
IL Ruffino
13-06-2006, 18:34
East Germany wasnt part of the Soviet Union. What does the Russian chruch have to do with anything?
They have EVERYTHING to do with Mt. Rushmore.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:34
Your mother should have never home schooled you then. She taught you incorrect grammar and spelling AND how to lie about it.
I wasnt home schooled.
Istenbul
13-06-2006, 18:34
East Germany wasnt part of the Soviet Union. What does the Russian chruch have to do with anything?

His point is that you called the Soviets/Russians athiests.
IL Ruffino
13-06-2006, 18:35
Or a giant penis that is the exact likeness to George Bush's. Like a plaster mold or something, that would be awesome. I fitting tribute for such a president say me.
You.. are... awesome!

I will fund this.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:36
They have EVERYTHING to do with Mt. Rushmore.
If you say so. Im pretty sure it was donated to us by another country like the statue of liberty, but I dont think it was the Russian chruch.
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 18:37
His point is that you called the Soviets/Russians athiests.
And they are so whats your point?
IL Ruffino
13-06-2006, 18:40
If you say so. Im pretty sure it was donated to us by another country like the statue of liberty, but I dont think it was the Russian chruch.
Bush built it.
Khadgar
13-06-2006, 19:06
Where Im from we spell it tribial. Its also spelled humor not humour.


Which begs the question, where the sam hell are you from? West Virginia?
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 19:09
Which begs the question, where the sam hell are you from? West Virginia?
Florida, why
Luporum
13-06-2006, 19:12
East Germany wasnt part of the Soviet Union.

Well I guess you weren't alive during the whole Berlin Wall thing, which explains a great deal about your maturity. *cough*
Khadgar
13-06-2006, 19:12
A child of the public education system I presume. I do sorta pity you, not only do you have Shrubbery as a president, you've got J.E.B. as governer. Honestly what kind of nitwit would go by Jeb if it wasn't his name?
Khadgar
13-06-2006, 19:13
Well I guess you weren't alive during the whole Berlin Wall thing, which explains a great deal about your maturity. *cough*

Remember he said he knows nothing of history. Or very little, I sorta skim his posts for the comedy portions.
Luporum
13-06-2006, 19:14
No one in Florida spells Tribal 'Tribial', people would think you're saying 'Trivial'.
Teh_pantless_hero
13-06-2006, 19:16
No one in Florida spells Tribal 'Tribial', people would think you're saying 'Trivial'.
Ah, the Trouble with Tribials...
Unrestrained Merrymaki
13-06-2006, 19:45
Mount Everestt because in time it will be covered with frozen bodies and candy bar wrappers. I think that seems appropriate.
Kerblagahstan
13-06-2006, 19:57
...he believes in good moral and Christian family values....

Seperation of church and state, anyone?
Aryavartha
13-06-2006, 20:04
I voted Mt.Everest, because apparently the Indians like him MORE than the Americans.:cool:

http://www.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=69321&headline=Indians~vote~for~Bush~not~US:~Study
India's opinion of the United States has dropped significantly over the past year, but Indians' confidence in US President George W. Bush has improved, according to the results of a recent survey of international attitudes.
..
while confidence in Bush's leadership stumbled in much of the world - going to 50 per cent from 62 per cent in the United States over the past year and to 30 per cent from 37 per cent in Great Britain - India's views of the US President climbed to 56 per cent from 54 per cent.
..
The survey in India questioned 2,029 urban adults between mid-April and early May. It has a margin of error of 2 per cent.
Kyronea
13-06-2006, 20:07
Florida, why
Even more proof that my gilrfriend and her mom are rare shining gems in a pile of utter dog shit.

(In case you can't understand that, I mean they're two of the few decent people I've ever met that were from Florida.)
Myotisinia
13-06-2006, 20:30
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?

Welcome back. I like having you around because you are one of the great unifying forces in the universe. Much like super glue, you bind us all together. It doesn't matter what your political viewpoint happens to be, whether you are liberal or conservative, or rich or poor, male or female, straight or gay. We all universally cringe when we see you are posting once again. We all roll our eyes and hope for a quick attack of rheumatoid arthritis to strike you down in mid-post so that we might never have to read your drivel again.
Myotisinia
13-06-2006, 20:57
Because they're all having a whale of a time, eh? I hear Bush's approval rating is actually 100% in the armed forces. In fact, they say that they had to do that reversal on the whole "no-gays-in-the-military" thing because every single man in the army wanted to fellate any Republican they could find.

Since when did being deliberately rude and disrespectful about the military who are either directly or indirectly responsible for your being free enough to spout this tripe count as being anything approaching an actual opinion, much less a valid one?
The UN abassadorship
13-06-2006, 22:12
Even more proof that my gilrfriend and her mom are rare shining gems in a pile of utter dog shit.

(In case you can't understand that, I mean they're two of the few decent people I've ever met that were from Florida.)
Are you saying Im I shining gem too? Why dont you like Florida? its a great place
Seathorn
13-06-2006, 22:21
I voted Mt.Everest, because apparently the Indians like him MORE than the Americans.:cool:

http://www.expressindia.com/fullstory.php?newsid=69321&headline=Indians~vote~for~Bush~not~US:~Study

You know what I find really fun?

"It went from 54 to 56"

Margin error = 2%

So, variance: 54-58%

Did it ever go to 56%?
Nagapura
13-06-2006, 22:29
Bush is not the worst president we've ever had. *cough-clinton-cough* Excuse me. But at the same time he's no where near the best. He's done some really great things, and he's done some things that make me want to move to Ecuador. I guess what I want to say is, we could have done a lot worse. *cough-gore-cough*
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:33
Serious topics don't have to be doomed... surely occasionally you get a thoughtful response from someone? But I don't come here too often, and I do see this place is quite polarised. Not that I don't myself have opinions formed on the basis of firm principles, but confrontation doesn't usually advance understanding. That's why the above was a provocative exception ;)
I have gotten some good responses on serious topics, but i try not (too often) to start a thread about stuff that i can expect on another page w/in the week. I try to go a little differently about it - since the same topics DO KEEP coming back OVER&OVER&OVER&OVER&OVER (and the spam i was talking about in tail) - but i kind of want newer territory and confirmation from a thread, not so much petty bickering (there's far too many for me to have any special angle on that).
I think the contrast is highest between my Global Warming/Climate Change thread, the Churches Celebrating Darwin's B-Day thread, the When is God not a God thread, and The joint Anecdote thread #1.
I've lucked out in some ways, certainly. Hit & miss ... ;)
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:36
Try this on for size:

http://www.scari.org/images/postcard.jpg
You always come through in a pinch, don't you? :D
*bows*
Dragoon Empire III
14-06-2006, 07:37
you should add an option on the poll called: 'Just push him off Mt. Rushmore and elect a President with an IQ over 50'

:)
Undelia
14-06-2006, 07:38
Lame
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:39
I don't like Spam. If only myrth came in tins.
...instead of as a likeness in a waffle, or against a rock face, or a strange water formation under an overpass, or the whispers of a crowd on the streets of a major metropolitan area. Or in sweet light rhymes across my lips in a fitful sleep.
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:40
you should add an option on the poll called: 'Just push him off Mt. Rushmore and elect a President with an IQ over 50'

:)Wouldn't that jovial intracranial composition keep him aloft indefinitely? Wouldn't we move on to pinata or trap?
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:42
Ooh, can they do a giant book (http://www.cristytrembly.com/travel/images/ash-Ruhnama.jpg)then, too? One that, I don't know, opens every night at 8 pm and reads itself out loud to the awed populace with fancy video (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhnama)?

They could make it a collection of W's bestest bon mots - and you know how many of those there are!

I shall start a petition today, and every American who reads it three times will "become more intelligent, will recognise the divine being and will go straight to heaven" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_of_Turkmenistan)! I knew you had it in you to save the world, Bushie!
Woohoo! Whereyouthinkyoubeen? :)
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:48
Where Im from we spell it tribial. Its also spelled humor not humour.
*dons Rod Stewart wig*
Have I told .. you lately .. that i-
*gets nabbed around the neck by a giant hook JUST offpage*

*mutters last conscious response:*
Of course! The same place where it's spelled "laberals"! Ack!
*coughs*
*wet thud sounds*
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:50
Whats japery?Do you mean japan?
Hahahaha! *FLORT*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/1204.gif
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:54
Or a giant penis that is the exact likeness to George Bush's. Like a plaster mold or something, that would be awesome. I fitting tribute for such a president say me.
Of course, flanked on either side, east & west, by exact likenesses of Cheney's nipples - perhaps in the geyser form. Well, that should also be for the penis monument as well, come to think of it.
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:55
A child of the public education system I presume. I do sorta pity you, not only do you have Shrubbery as a president, you've got J.E.B. as governer. Honestly what kind of nitwit would go by Jeb if it wasn't his name?
You have noted, of course, a similar familial mentality and oil relationship right? ;)
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:57
Welcome back. I like having you around because you are one of the great unifying forces in the universe. Much like super glue, you bind us all together. It doesn't matter what your political viewpoint happens to be, whether you are liberal or conservative, or rich or poor, male or female, straight or gay. We all universally cringe when we see you are posting once again. We all roll our eyes and hope for a quick attack of rheumatoid arthritis to strike you down in mid-post so that we might never have to read your drivel again.Ah, rightwingers and their generalizations .... ;)
Check my sig, Myo
Straughn
14-06-2006, 07:59
Bush is not the worst president we've ever had. *cough-clinton-cough* Excuse me. Got something caught in there? Perhaps something The UN abassadorship was alluding to?

*cough-gore-cough*Well, we've got a fondness for power ties, don't we? Want a cigar?
Saipea
14-06-2006, 08:08
I'm assuming that Mt. Everest would kill him, so...
The Mattabooloo
14-06-2006, 08:10
I quite like this....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/cartoons/stevebell/archive/0,,1284265,00.html
Zen Accords
14-06-2006, 10:50
Since when did being deliberately rude and disrespectful about the military who are either directly or indirectly responsible for your being free enough to spout this tripe count as being anything approaching an actual opinion, much less a valid one?


Since:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm
BackwoodsSquatches
14-06-2006, 11:21
The only reason Bush's likeness would belong on Mt Rushmore, is if Lincoln needed a new pimple on his ass.

This means of course we'd have to carve Lincolns ass into the mountain, but for that kind of statement, I say its worth it.
Cameroi
14-06-2006, 12:16
putting human faces on none human objects, be they natural or man made lookes trashey enough as it is. even without being HIS.

if anyone's face should be on rushmore or anyplace else i think it should be george carlin and alfred e newman. maybe michael moore and julia butterfly hill for the other two. at least these would be REAL american heros!

no i think all the faces should be removed from rushmore and NOT replaced with anyone else's. the whole idea of putting faces there in the first place is and was sick sick sick.

and while were at it, for gods sake lets stop naming every damd town, road, street and mailbox after some damd dead politician, let alone live ones.

putting faces on nature dishoners both.

prince george of the shrubery may deserve the dishoner, but do any of us deserve the abuse of having to look at it.

=^^=
.../\...
BackwoodsSquatches
14-06-2006, 12:18
prince george of the shrubery may deserve the dishoner, but do any of us deserve the abuse of having to look at it.

Yes.

Everyone who voted for him.

Twice.
BogMarsh
14-06-2006, 12:22
Yes.

Everyone who voted for him.

Twice.

Well said...
CanuckHeaven
14-06-2006, 12:25
The only "Rush" that Bush should get "more" of, is the bum's rush!!

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/icon/2003/10/279401.jpg
Katganistan
14-06-2006, 15:26
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?

About 12,000 feet under.
Muravyets
14-06-2006, 18:42
I love Bushanomics!! His occaisional satirical relief is just what these boards need. :D
Whew! I thought I was the only one. Bushanomics = LOL. :D My favorite bits are the posts from people who think he's serious. :D :D
Lunatic Goofballs
14-06-2006, 18:48
We need to determine where George Washington's butt would be and carve Bush's face there. :)
Daistallia 2104
14-06-2006, 19:01
We need to determine where George Washington's butt would be and carve Bush's face there. :)

So sigged.
Heikoku
15-06-2006, 08:08
Oh boy. It's a slow day and I didn't want to stoop to the equivalent of tsuji-giri here, but I need to practice my skill, even if it is by feeding the trolls... It's like Bruce Lee beating a drunken bum, but, ah well.

UN, my... "misguided" (lest I use some much stronger words) companion. Japan is simply the second most powerful economy in the world. It's a buddhist country that separates church and state. China is on the path to becoming so. It's an atheist country. Now shut up, you're boring me.

Thread starter: Bush should be put on Mount Rushmore much like the Brandenburg Gates should have Hitler's statue or like Stalin's statue should be put in the entrance to the Kremlin. Now shoo. You're boring me also.

Now, don't bother answering me, trolls, because I won't answer you. You see, I'm better than you two, and I only talk to people that are my inferiors when I want to play with them much like I'm playing with you as I post this.
Maraque
15-06-2006, 08:11
Where's the "none of the above" option?
Heikoku
15-06-2006, 08:13
Where's the "none of the above" option?

He didn't set one up, because, much like Bush, he doesn't believe in opposition or in, y'know, ACTUAL DEMOCRACY.

Inferior people... *sigh*
Straughn
15-06-2006, 09:21
The only "Rush" that Bush should get "more" of, is the bum's rush!!

http://www.indymedia.org.uk/icon/2003/10/279401.jpg
Heck ya, he's already got Rush's bum!!
*boo-yaa*
http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/happydance3.gif
Ostroeuropa
15-06-2006, 09:40
Dont make fun of the poor fool.
Its not hes fault hes an inbred republican.


No dear, george bush shouldnt be on mount rushmore.
No he isnt supporting christian values, only the ones he likes. (pat pat)
CanuckHeaven
15-06-2006, 11:32
Whew! I thought I was the only one. Bushanomics = LOL. :D My favorite bits are the posts from people who think he's serious. :D :D
Yeah, it can be amusing to say the least.

I kinda look at Bushanomics as NS General's parallel to SNL's Jack Handey and his "Deep Thoughts". :D
Capim
15-06-2006, 11:46
Under.
Edwarderia
15-06-2006, 13:28
I think we should put him on mount everest and then blow him up with WMD's that the Iraqi's supposedly have.
Evil Satanic OzMonkeys
15-06-2006, 13:39
The only good thing about bush's administration is Condy, Donny, (who's gone), and Tommy, (who's gone)
Erketrum
15-06-2006, 14:30
Nah, if anyone should be put on Mount Rushmore, it should be John Wayne.





((And to clarify matters so people don't mistake my meaning, that was a joke.))
Heikoku
15-06-2006, 17:18
I think we should put him on mount everest and then blow him up with WMD's that the Iraqi's supposedly have.

How would we blow him up with nothing, prithee?
Infinite Revolution
15-06-2006, 17:39
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?
he should be put on mount everest. not his effigy though, the chimp himself. and then just left there to see what he'll do.
The Scandinvans
15-06-2006, 17:41
Liasia']*gak* how are you not banned yet?
Damn, i forgot you can't get banned for stupidityWhy haven’t you gotten banned for trying to degrade someone else’s thoughts on a topic which are just as valid as yours?
Arrkendommer
15-06-2006, 17:50
This is bushanomics here. I'm bush like. We all know that George W. Bush is a great president. He has done some many wonderful things for this country. Bush is a conservative, he believes in good moral and Christian family values. He is prolife, he has nominated two supreme court justices, signed the patriot act and the no child left behind act, and has served as one of the best commanders in chief since George Washington. We all know that Bush should be on Mount. Rushmore. The only question is where?
President Bush is actually a contender for worst president in history. He has led us into economic ruin, a war which has killid 38,000 people, and tried to suppress the rights of people, while wire tapping phone lines and breakng the constitution, when somebod said that Iraq didn't have WMDs he leaked the guy's wife's name, nd she was an undercover CIA agent, I can't see why anybody could even think of supporting such a moron, :headbang:
Muravyets
15-06-2006, 18:00
Yeah, it can be amusing to say the least.

I kinda look at Bushanomics as NS General's parallel to SNL's Jack Handey and his "Deep Thoughts". :D
Pure gold. This thread just keeps getting better. (ahh, stop it, y'all; you're killin' me; I'm dyin') :D
Trostia
15-06-2006, 18:05
Woe to the people that fails to honor its heroes! It will cease producing them, cease knowing them. Heroes spring from the essence of their people. - Rudolf Hess.
Straughn
16-06-2006, 02:50
Nah, if anyone should be put on Mount Rushmore, it should be John Wayne.

Marion Morrison?

Yeah ... funny guy, that guy ... defers from the war for "family reasons" ... one month after war, files for divorce. Then goes on Reagan's campaign tour.
:(
Straughn
16-06-2006, 02:53
Why haven’t you gotten banned for trying to degrade someone else’s thoughts on a topic which are just as valid as yours?
hmmm ...
My opinion is as valid as any scientist's.
-commenting on how his completely scientifically uneducated opinion is on par with several thousand scientists, regarding drastic climate change and how certain legislation effects it.
Katganistan
16-06-2006, 03:18
And the no child left behind act makes sure that no kid is left back in school, they get to move up a grade even if they really shouldnt. This is the best way to reduce overcrowding in schools which is the main reason kids do poorly.

Yes, of course. Having people graduate from high school who can't read on a third grade level CLEARLY is the best way to give them an education.
Edwarderia
16-06-2006, 22:35
How would we blow him up with nothing, prithee?

Good point, let's just drop him into the ocean and have sharks tear at his insides.
Heikoku
16-06-2006, 23:06
Good point, let's just drop him into the ocean and have sharks tear at his insides.

HEY! I will NOT STAND BY while you propose THAT!

WHAT HAVE THOSE SHARKS EVER DONE TO YOU???
Terrorist Cakes
16-06-2006, 23:07
Perhaps Bush should have his own monument, called Mount Shame.
Ruloah
16-06-2006, 23:17
President Bush is actually a contender for worst president in history. He has led us into economic ruin, a war which has killid 38,000 people, and tried to suppress the rights of people, while wire tapping phone lines and breakng the constitution, when somebod said that Iraq didn't have WMDs he leaked the guy's wife's name, nd she was an undercover CIA agent, I can't see why anybody could even think of supporting such a moron, :headbang:

The economy of the USA is growing at a more rapid pace than ever, more jobs created every month, Valerie Plame was not undercover, and her husband said that Hussein didn't try to buy uranium in Nigeria, which was untrue, and he did not do any leaking.

And he can have the NSA listen in to my calls anytime. I am certain that they have done it in the past, when my daughter was calling from her classified military job site, and I hope they do it in the future anytime they like.

Nothing unconstitutional about it, if they think I might be a terrorist or other criminal...:D
Sadwillowe
17-06-2006, 00:46
Or a giant penis that is the exact likeness to George Bush's. Like a plaster mold or something, that would be awesome. I fitting tribute for such a president say me.

Well he is the biggest dick in recent history. At least since Nixon.
Terrorist Cakes
17-06-2006, 00:50
Well he is the biggest dick in recent history. At least since Nixon.

No, he's the biggest Bush. Cheney is the biggest Dick.
Sadwillowe
17-06-2006, 00:55
Yeah, it can be amusing to say the least.

I kinda look at Bushanomics as NS General's parallel to SNL's Jack Handey and his "Deep Thoughts". :D

Jack Handey was actually kind of clever.
Ladamesansmerci
17-06-2006, 01:23
Yep. I abstained as well. :(
See, though, if La Dame du Spam were here, you'd better believe there'd be some motion about getting a "Spamalanche" option. *nods emphatically*
Have no fear, for I am here! Let's see that spamalanche option, shall we? :D
Empress_Suiko
17-06-2006, 01:26
Dubya is an ignorant monkey.
New Zero Seven
17-06-2006, 01:49
Bush on Rushmore? It'll either be humourously funny or just plain disgusting... it may or may not help the Rushmore tourism industry. But meh... who knows.
CanuckHeaven
17-06-2006, 01:56
Jack Handey was actually kind of clever.
As is Bushanomics. I was referring to the OP Bushanomics, and certainly not George Bush, as kinda being like "Handey".
Edwarderia
19-06-2006, 13:22
HEY! I will NOT STAND BY while you propose THAT!

WHAT HAVE THOSE SHARKS EVER DONE TO YOU???


You're right, I suppose Bush doesn't taste that good. I suggest an Iron Maiden then.
Straughn
20-06-2006, 02:03
No, he's the biggest Bush. Cheney is the biggest Dick.
ba - dum - DUM! *crash*
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Good Lifes
20-06-2006, 02:25
And he can have the NSA listen in to my calls anytime. I am certain that they have done it in the past, when my daughter was calling from her classified military job site, and I hope they do it in the future anytime they like.

Nothing unconstitutional about it, if they think I might be a terrorist or other criminal...:D
You are saying that there should be no first amendment rights. That security is more important than freedom.

Do you realize you could have been perfectly happy in Saddam's Iraq. The people were perfectly secure as long as they or their families weren't criminals or treasoners. They could walk the streets at anytime day or night. They didn't lock doors, the children could play without supervision. Perfect security.