NationStates Jolt Archive

You know that game where you look at your fortune cookies and add ".. in bed" at the ending?

Well I just looked at one and I want to tell you it.

You have the ability to nurture and work creatively with others.. in bed
:D:D:D:D:D

Anyone else know other good ones?

"Don't kiss an elephant on the lips..."

"Lucky Numbers: 21, 4, 38, 49, 5, 11"

"Learn Chinese: Bean Sprout = Dou-ya"

http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/fortunes/dont_follow_instructions.jpg... in bed

http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/fortunes/emotional_nature.jpg...in bed

http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/fortunes/dont_follow_instructions.jpg... in bed
link is no good

you well be verry lucky tonight ......in bed:sniper: :gundge:

Posi is awesome

learn patience and consideration to fulfil your life..... in bed.

He is a fool who cannot be angry; but he is a wise man who will not ... in bed

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth ... in bed

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality ... in bed

If you're happy, you're successful ... in bed

Twenty per cent of Zero is Better than Nothing ... in bed

http://www.new-year.co.uk/chinese/cookie.cfm

not so much hilarious but they all work (sort of) :)

link is no good

No no. It's FORBIDDEN in bed :D

Comical genius, I assure you!

I don't remember exactly, it was something like, "First and last pleasure is from yourself"

You are a happy man . . . in bed.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby in bed.

since the links don't work.

the first post is "Do not follow the instructions of this fortune" in bed
my second post is "Your Emotional Nature is strong and Emotional" in bed


some others
"A Woman who seeks to be Equal with Men, Lacks Ambition. Don't touch that" in bed

"Behind an able man, there are always" in bed

"Avoid taking unnecessary Gambles. Lucky Numbers 12, 14, 17, 20, 28,36" in bed

"You may attend a party where strange customs prevail" in bed

"Someone can read your mind" in bed

"Hell is paved with Good Intentions" In bed

"A Nice Cake is waiting for you" in Bed

My favorite:
Magic time is created when unconventional person comes" in bed

Other weired Fortune Cookie sayings Here (http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/index.shtml)

you will be invited to a karoke party...in bed

happiness and joy will follow in the good times and bad...in bed

"Someone can read your mind" in bed

Shit...

A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.... in bed !?!

Speed is substitute for accuracy... in bed

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with ... in bed (bugger)

Your most memorable dream will come true...in bed
Thats one fortune I got last week. MY fiance actually got one that said "Don't Panic", which works great with or without the "in bed" addition. Who knew that fortune cookie writers enjoyed Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? :)

you will be invited to a karoke party...in bed

*Wonders what the mike would be...* :D

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me... in bed

Your most memorable dream will come true...in bed
Thats one fortune I got last week. MY fiance actually got one that said "Don't Panic", which works great with or without the "in bed" addition. Who knew that fortune cookie writers enjoyed Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy? :)

Teehee!

Go Hitchhiker's Guide!

You work well with others...in bed.

Shit...
in bed?

in bed?
If that's your thing. But your laundry cost'll go up.

in bed?
Not since I was about 2, I'd reckon.

Time is the enemy of all things...in bed.

Arguments with furniture are rarely productive...in bed.

Try not to have a good time, this is supposed to be educational in bed.

Be generous without being greedy...in bed.

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos...in bed.

"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more...in bed" - Bill Hoest

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo...in bed.

You apriciate beauty in its various forms...in bed:cool:

If that's your thing. But your laundry cost'll go up.
Not since I was about 2, I'd reckon.

teehee!:D

Today is a day to try new things...in bed!

prepare yourself for a change of events in your personal life...in bed

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded...in bed

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows... In bed

If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair... In bed

You might have mail... In bed

Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere... In bed

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short... In bed

It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not... In bed

Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it... In bed

The other thing you can add to the end is 'with a weasel'

What on earth would a man do with himself if something did not stand in his way with a weasel?

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement with a weasel.

There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum with a weasel.

"There is nothing you cannot achieve... in bed."

"Someone you love is nearby... in bed."

"You never know what you'll find.. in bed."

"Your prowess will soon be seen by all... in bed" (W00T!!) :cool:

"That wasn't chicken... in bed" :eek:

and, to quote Homer Simpson:
"You will find true love on Flag Day..."

"What you left behind is more mellow than wine" in bed
"You have an unusual equiptment for success, use it properly" in bed
"A starship ride has been promised to you by the Galactic Wizard" in bed
"Suppose you can get what you want..." in bed