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Sausage?
Lamb Cutlet?
Would you swap a lamb cutlet for a sausage?
Would you swap a sausage for a lamb cutlet?

this thread is a result of a disagreement with a waitress this evening.
the chef advised that they were out of lamb cutlets but i could have a sausage as replacement.

Having tried to explain that the offer sucked I orderered the rack of lamb

eh!?!?

there's nothing i enjoy more than a good bit of sausage

I'd probably rather have a sausage than a lamb cutlet. Although it depends on what sort of sausage it is. I might prefer neither.

there's nothing i enjoy more than a good bit of sausage

even if the person bringing you the sausage is an 18 stone and hairy waitress?

*shudder*

even if the person bringing you the sausage is an 18 stone and hairy waitress?

*shudder*
meh, sausage is sausage, i'm not that fussy tbh

ok, fair enough. you clearly do like your sausage.

Tough call.

I don't eat lamb, but British sausage sucks pretty bad.....

....um, slow-smoked beef brisket?

:) :cool:

dude, what's a brisket?

Lamb cutlet. Sausages are for peasants...and for Germans.

Lamb cutlet. Sausages are for peasants...and for Germans.


and me if it's a pants sausage

and me if it's a pants sausage
Especially a German one. ;) But that's an entirely different kind of meat altogether.

Sausage?
Lamb Cutlet?
Would you swap a lamb cutlet for a sausage?
Would you swap a sausage for a lamb cutlet?

I would rather have lamb sausage.

Especially a German one. ;) But that's an entirely different kind of meat altogether.


true - I'm a vegetarian though, but that meat I can't get enough of :D

I say sausage.

I would rather have lamb sausage.

in your pants?

that's just so very wrong!!

true - I'm a vegetarian though, but that meat I can't get enough of :D
That, and the meatballs that go along. Now I'm horn...er hungry. ^^

Pants sausage? That is sick and wrong.:gundge:

I like sausages, but lamb for the win.