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I like to listen to the local talk station whenever I'm doing work, and today from 9-12 we had Keith Larson. (LAMA!) Anyways, apparently Rev. Fred Phelps will be in Greensboro, NC tomorrow to protest the Billy Grahm statue because Billy Boy has gone "soft" on the homosexual issuse. Jeez is it me, or does Phelps seem alittle too obessed with homosexuals? Anyways, today Larson was to interview him and I listen in because I knew this had to be good. Here is the script to the best I can put it.

Larson: Today we have Fred Phelps on the line, he is here to protest the Southern Baptist convention and Billy Grahmn because he has gone soft on the homosexual. Fred I would like to thank you for joining us here at WBT 1110 AM, and 99.3 FM. I really appericate you coming on here today.

Fred: Thank you for having me.

Larson: Now I understand it that you're going to protest Billy Grahm this week , is it tomorrow?

Fred: Yes it is tomorrow, no man should have a graven image of himself, espically if it's a 10 foot graven image.

Larson: Now I got an e-mail here that says you plan on preaching to me, and then hanging up, is that right?

Fred: Well it depends on how you behave, if you try to step all over me then yea I will preach to you, but if you just follow my rules, we'll be fine.

Larson: Yea, but this is my radio show, so shouldn't you be the one worried about stepping all over me?

Fred: This isn't going very well, goodbye. *click*

LOL! I just laughed, because I just found that so funny. Give idiots enough time and they'll reveal themselves as idiots.

It doesn't take Phelps a lot of time I guess.

No kidding...

This is nothing new. Everyone realized ages ago what a retarded nutjob Phelps is. Heck, even most hardcore anti-gay republican conservatives think he's nuts.

It doesn't take Phelps a lot of time I guess.

Yea, you know if he wasn't so messed up he could have his own Sitcom, called "Freddy, the crazy bastard!"

It doesn't take Phelps a lot of time I guess.
He's smart enough to know when to shut up to avoid the asskicking.

Sounds like someone needs a nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever so you can suck a dick medicine.

Sounds like someone needs a nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever so you can suck a dick medicine.

LOL!

You know, I am almost tempted to drive to Greensboro just to see what Billy Grahmn says about Fred. Also to hold up a sign that says "God Hates Fred".

*snip* Also to hold up a sign that says "God Hates Fred".
More people should do that. Who knows, maybe after a couple thousand of protests with such signs, he'd start realizing something.


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Who am I kidding? :rolleyes:

More people should do that. Who knows, maybe after a couple thousand of protests with such signs, he'd start realizing something.


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Who am I kidding? :rolleyes:

I think he's a closet homosexual himself, I mean NO straight person I've ever met (who's also secure with their sexuality) spend that much time on homosexuals. So he's either secretly gay, or he's not secure in his sexuality and is afraid that the gays will get him!

that, and he's too ugly to fuck

I think he's a closet homosexual himself, I mean NO straight person I've ever met (who's also secure with their sexuality) spend that much time on homosexuals. So he's either secretly gay, or he's not secure in his sexuality and is afraid that the gays will get him!
I wouldn't be surprised if he has unfulfilled homosexual desires. The only guy I knew that was that unsecure with his homosexuality had this thing against gays... and the most secure guy I know laughs with me when I make fun of him for going to see his boyfriend (and yes, the latter is perfectly straight).

that, and he's too ugly to fuck
Dear [insert random deity] you,re right. I'm about as faggy as they come, and I wouldn't even poke his dead body with a stick.

Dear [insert random deity] you,re right. I'm about as faggy as they come, and I wouldn't even poke his dead body with a stick.
I'm surprised no one said it before.

Phelps is a homosexual who has never been able to act on it because no one can keep it hard when they see his naked hairy ass.

I wouldn't be surprised if he has unfulfilled homosexual desires. The only guy I knew that was that unsecure with his homosexuality had this thing against gays... and the most secure guy I know laughs with me when I make fun of him for going to see his boyfriend (and yes, the latter is perfectly straight).
Same here. The most open-minded straight guys are those who are actually confident they'll keep screwing girls whatever happens. :p

I'm surprised no one said it before.

Phelps is a homosexual who has never been able to act on it because no one can keep it hard when they see his naked hairy ass.

OMG MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!

Same here. The most open-minded straight guys are those who are actually confident they'll keep screwing girls whatever happens. :p
And the funny thing is, of the two I mentioned, one is my ex-boyfriend (the insecure one) and the second guy is my current boyfriend.

Has anyone ever tried interruping his church services with protests ?
After all, if he thinks it is perfectly fine to disrupt funerals to spread his messages of hate, he should not be against people dsrupting his prayer session to spread theirs.

And the funny thing is, of the two I mentioned, one is my ex-boyfriend (the insecure one) and the second guy is my current boyfriend.
You being a girl, right?

OMG MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!
I apologize for that mental picture.

Has anyone ever tried interruping his church services with protests ?
After all, if he thinks it is perfectly fine to disrupt funerals to spread his messages of hate, he should not be against people dsrupting his prayer session to spread theirs.
Well, if I happened to live in the right country, you can bet your sexy ass I'd join such a protest. I'd bring a sign with something like "God hates nutjobs" or "Homophobes burn in hell" or "Death to bigots".

Let him have a taste of his own medicine, I say.

Hmm, strange...there was a gay rally where I live yesterday and the bastard wasn't there. Maybe he's gone soft.

I apologize for that mental picture.
Never, ever do that again. Dear [insert random deity], I think that the shock was nearly enough to make me straight for a second.

Hmm, strange...there was a gay rally where I live yesterday and the bastard wasn't there. Maybe he's gone soft.

He was there, with KY Jelly.

Well, if I happened to live in the right country, you can bet your sexy ass I'd join such a protest. I'd bring a sign with something like "God hates nutjobs" or "Homophobes burn in hell" or "Death to bigots".

Let him have a taste of his own medicine, I say.

I actually think it would be better to have something peaceful. A priest speaking of how Jesus taught to love your fellow men and was against judgement and hate and all that stuff. They would have a hard time proving the disruption was insulting then.

He was there, with KY Jelly.
I hope he had the condoms to match. Safe-sex or no sex, that's how it should be.

I actually think it would be better to have something peaceful. A priest speaking of how Jesus taught to love your fellow men and was against judgement and hate and all that stuff. They would have a hard time proving the disruption was insulting then.

I can contact the Diosce in the area to see if a Catholic Priest would do it. :D. Hell I would go to Kanasas just to hear the Father preach outside the church.

I hope he had the condoms to match. Safe-sex or no sex, that's how it should be.

*throws up*

I actually think it would be better to have something peaceful. A priest speaking of how Jesus taught to love your fellow men and was against judgement and hate and all that stuff. They would have a hard time proving the disruption was insulting then.
Maybe, but they'd just disregard it. They're psychoting hateful nutjobs with froth at the corner of their mouth, you know.

Besides, they insult everyone on a daily basis. If they were to get to court and get a ruling against those signs, I'd jump with joy, as that means every protest they staged from that point on could face judicial charges and win, thanks to the jurisprudence.

*throws up*
What a weird kink you have.

Maybe, but they'd just disregard it. They're psychoting hateful nutjobs with froth at the corner of their mouth, you know.

Besides, they insult everyone on a daily basis. If they were to get to court and get a ruling against those signs, I'd jump with joy, as that means every protest they staged from that point on could face judicial charges and win, thanks to the jurisprudence.

Ehh, yea, but then that would be limiting free speech. As much as I hate Fred Phelps, I hate limiting free speech even more. Even though his message is hateful, and it makes real Christian look bad, he is protected by the First Admendment.

I can contact the Diosce in the area to see if a Catholic Priest would do it. :D. Hell I would go to Kanasas just to hear the Father preach outside the church.

Could you get a black priest with a nice gospel choir ?

Could you get a black priest with a nice gospel choir ?

Sure. Hell let's see if we can get Elton John to come and sing a few gospel. If we're going to do this protest, I think we should go all out.

Ehh, yea, but then that would be limiting free speech. As much as I hate Fred Phelps, I hate limiting free speech even more. Even though his message is hateful, and it makes real Christian look bad, he is protected by the First Admendment.
Then that means hateful messages directed towards him and his flock of hateful mongrels is also free speech, and fair game, might I add.

I'm usually a very polite, respectful person. But you know, when someone goes out of his way to be an ass and as rude as possible... sometimes I just let the gut reaction take control and answer as just as rudely. Most get the message.

Then that means hateful messages directed towards him and his flock of hateful mongrels is also free speech, and fair game, might I add.

and I agree. Phelps is fair game to a protest to his message, and that why I support the Freedom Riders (the motorcycle group)


I'm usually a very polite, respectful person. But you know, when someone goes out of his way to be an ass and as rude as possible... sometimes I just let the gut reaction take control and answer as just as rudely. Most get the message.

I understand, I used to ge angry at his message too, but then I realize that he's an old idiotic bastard who will burn in Hell when he dies, now I don't get angry anymore.

I understand, I used to ge angry at his message too, but then I realize that he's an old idiotic bastard who will burn in Hell when he dies, now I don't get angry anymore.
I'm not really angry myself, although I could take what he says personally. Fortunately, I live in country where it would be impossible for him to stage his idiotic little "protests". Thank you Canada, for dispositions against hate crimes and incitation to such crimes.

I just think he deserves to be ridiculed, humiliated, scorned, and despised. Just like he's trying to make others ridicule, scorn, humiliate and despise homosexuals. An eye for an eye, you might call it, even though I'm avowedly agnostic.

Fred Phelps brought his "God hates Fags" people and signs to the University where I work. One enterprising student wore a shirt that had an arrow on it pointing to this students left side and the phrase "Gives good head" and stood next to Fred Phelps all day.

Then that means hateful messages directed towards him and his flock of hateful mongrels is also free speech, and fair game, might I add.

But why sink to his level ? Peaceful protests are so much more subtle...

Week 1: A gospel choir sings in front of the church to profess their love for Jesus. Loudly. Preferably with megaphones.
Week 2: A division of US soldiers sings the national anthem during the service. Repeatedly.
Week 3: The division of US soldiers is joined by a Swedish one. They sing classic Swedish songs, and say a few prayers in Swedish.
Week 4: A group of young adults (I dislike using children in protests like this) has a nice Harry Potter reading marathon. Not that that contains gay passages, but hey - it no doubt is the work of Satan ;)

But why sink to his level ? Peaceful protests are so much more subtle...

Week 1: A gospel choir sings in front of the church to profess their love for Jesus. Loudly. Preferably with megaphones.
Week 2: A division of US soldiers sings the national anthem during the service. Repeatedly.
Week 3: The division of US soldiers is joined by a Swedish one. They sing classic Swedish songs, and say a few prayers in Swedish.
Week 4: A group of young adults (I dislike using children in protests like this) has a nice Harry Potter reading marathon. Not that that contains gay passages, but hey - it no doubt is the work of Satan ;)
Gah, you hippie pacifists, always raining upon my manifestations of righteous wrath and just retribution...

*grumbles about Harry Potter being kinda gay, when you think about it*

Then that means hateful messages directed towards him and his flock of hateful mongrels is also free speech, and fair game, might I add.

I'm usually a very polite, respectful person. But you know, when someone goes out of his way to be an ass and as rude as possible... sometimes I just let the gut reaction take control and answer as just as rudely. Most get the message.

Wanna stick it to Fred Phelps?



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LOL!

You know, I am almost tempted to drive to Greensboro just to see what Billy Grahmn says about Fred. Also to hold up a sign that says "God Hates Fred".

Screw that softcore crap, I wish a mob of people would show up outside his compound with some gas cans, rags, and lighters. Has it occurred to no one else to burn down that place and take out him and his whole inbred clutch of crazies? Seriously... if I had to choose one person in the world to see struck down-- whether by a sniper's bullet or by an errant cruise missile or (most poetically of all) by a lightning bolt from a clear sky-- it would be him. That man is unadulterated evil.

Screw that softcore crap, I wish a mob of people would show up outside his compound with some gas cans, rags, and lighters. Has it occurred to no one else to burn down that place and take out him and his whole inbred clutch of crazies? Seriously... if I had to choose one person in the world to see struck down-- whether by a sniper's bullet or by an errant cruise missile or (most poetically of all) by a lightning bolt from a clear sky-- it would be him. That man is unadulterated evil.

God doesn't let evil run amok forever. One of these days he will piss of a servicemen's family and they will go postal on him.

Nah, just paint his (Fred's) church pink during the night.

Ehh, yea, but then that would be limiting free speech. As much as I hate Fred Phelps, I hate limiting free speech even more. Even though his message is hateful, and it makes real Christian look bad, he is protected by the First Admendment.

I think the first amendment was to protect speech criticizing the government. If you want to say shit about other people thats a personal thing. Its also another thing to lie and slander.

Nah, just paint his (Fred's) church pink during the night.
I think I like this more than burning it down.

Just picture his face in the morning, and all his evil little hellspawn's faces when they realize their "holy" place of worship now looks like a giant drag queen. Priceless.

Plus, murdering them is too nice for them. Painting their church pink is cruel psychological torture. Their pain will last. :D

Nah, just paint his (Fred's) church pink during the night.
Make sure the tower looks phallus shaped.