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What do you think you'll be like when you're senile? I doubt I'll make it to that point, but....























































































......Exactly

Meh...I took about 3 seconds waiting for it to load, before realising it was an evil ruse to confuse me.

I think I'll sit on a park bench with a walking stick yelling at small children.

When I'm actually senile or when I'm old enough to fake it to fuck with people?

Meh...I took about 3 seconds waiting for it to load, before realising...

I think I'll sit on a park bench with a walking stick yelling at small children.
You mean you don't do it already?

sorry sonny, you'll have to type louder... i can't quite hear you these days.... *throws dentures*

Excuse me, what was the question again? ;)

When I'm actually senile or when I'm old enough to fake it to fuck with people?
Either or.

Unable to find the bottom reply button to this post..

I'll be just as forgetfull as I am now, only I won't have little notes strewn all over the place to remind me of stuff. I'll have forgotten how to read and write.

When I'm senile I'll be..what was I talking about?

I think I would be alot of fun when I go senile. I'll tell grandchildren stories that make no sense, I'll go out into the streets in my underwear, and I'll try to pick up 20 year old college chicks! :D

Yep, lotsa fun.

When I'm senile, I think I might do things like posting threads about what I'll be like when I'm senile.

No sir, I never much liked ap... hey get off my godamned lawn

I'll be hitting on the younger generations...just like all the old men try to do to me when I'm at work in the pharmacy. I will not be a cranky senile old person, I'll be a happy oblivious senile grandma.

I'm already senile

I'm already senile
Welcome back.

I'll be hitting on the younger generations...just like all the old men try to do to me when I'm at work in the pharmacy. I will not be a cranky senile old person, I'll be a happy oblivious senile grandma.

Hey back off, those pill ladies are mine! You can go hit on the walker ladies.

I'm going to be one of those nasty old ladies everyone hates! I'm also going to be the very same that ties up the return line because my ointment doesn't smell enough.

Meh...I took about 3 seconds waiting for it to load, before realising it was an evil ruse to confuse me.

I think I'll sit on a park bench with a walking stick yelling at small children.

I'll be that and ten times worse. I'm going to be the most crusty, mean, senile person on planet earth. Keep them shotguns away from me... I just might use them. Stupid kids tresspassin' on MY sidewalk, cars drivin' down MY street. Damn dog just $^!# on my lawn.. BAM!

I'm going to be one of those nasty old ladies everyone hates! I'm also going to be the very same that ties up the return line because my ointment doesn't smell enough.

Will you have 50 cats?

Since the OP actually didn't show a pic.. here:















































Nah.

...Why isn't "Like E-ut" an option? Well, whatever, I'll be a seemingly innocent old guy, but actually only a disguise for an evil monster guy.

Welcome back.
thanks, this is what boredom has driven me to:headbang: you miss me?:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

thanks, this is what boredom has driven me to:headbang: you miss me?:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Boredom always brings 'em back...

I'm already senile

I probably am too and just don't know it yet.

thanks, this is what boredom has driven me to:headbang: you miss me?:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I did. I was gone for 60 days, but I've been back since 4,500 posts.

I'm already senile
:eek: you!

welcome back :)

:eek: you!

welcome back :)
No one gets away from NS...no one.

*grunts*

*hands FairyTinkAgain a butterscotch candy*

*scoots back to electric reclining chair*

*falls over*

[hours later]

*is mad*

*drowns 15 of his 39 cats*

All your fault FairyTinkAgain.

Will you have 50 cats?
I have one, forty-nine to go, and I have a long life ahead of me, so, I have time to build up the collection before I turn senile.

No one gets away from NS...no one.
*cough*Shinue*cough*

No one gets away from NS...no one.


NS is like herpes, it never really goes away.

No one gets away from NS...no one.
i'm just waiting for the glorious return of TIN :D












.... and Jesussaves :p


oh and, on topic... *forgets what he was talking about*









*wanders off in search of cheese*

I have one, forty-nine to go, and I have a long life ahead of me, so, I have time to build up the collection before I turn senile.
Crashing your car into a window of a Blockbuster is required every 5 cats.

*nods*

*cough*Shinue*cough*
she came back...

:eek: you!

welcome back :)
me? where?!

thanks:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: , i need my old nation back, look at my postcount :(

Assuming I am not senile already, I probably wont change much.

she came back...
No, no!

I meant that as an example of how you can't escape..

I'm not making sense am I?

Crashing your car into a window of a Blockbuster is required every 5 cats.

*nods*
Hmn... I have to get my car first. I'm working on that. A nice big one in which I can barely see over the wheel will have to do for such purposes.

No, no!

I meant that as an example of how you can't escape..

I'm not making sense am I?
you're senile, its ok :p ;) (and oooooooohh... ok. makes sense now)

me? where?!

thanks:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: , i need my old nation back, look at my postcount :(
yeah, i'm sure 6 is a tad low... maybe :P

I want to be that crazy old man who runs out on his front lawn in nothing but boxers and armed with a loaded shotgun (or assault rifle) chasing away small children.......ah how simple things can get when you get older

Time? What is time but a meaingless meandering of moments, given foundation and shape through sullen discipline?

yeah, i'm sure 6 is a tad low... maybe :P
just a tad, i've only lost like 15,000 or so:rolleyes:

Hmn... I have to get my car first. I'm working on that. A nice big one in which I can barely see over the wheel will have to do for such purposes.
A nice big white SUV :D

You need white so everyone can see the blood spots.

*ubernod*

I want to be that crazy old man who runs out on his front lawn in nothing but boxers and armed with a loaded shotgun (or assault rifle) chasing away small children.......ah how simple things can get when you get older
i'm gonna be similar... except instead of the gun i'm going to have bags full of sherbert lemons stuffed in every pocket, and will be known as 'the sherbert lemon man' *nods*

just ask glitz :D

NS is like herpes, it never really goes away.

Not, NS is like Baby Hitler. Baby Hitler never goes away. Ever. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/givemepoland.jpg

you're senile, its ok :p ;) (and oooooooohh... ok. makes sense now)
I am not! (*lights your car on fire*)

Not, NS is like Baby Hitler. Baby Hitler never goes away. Ever. :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/squorn/givemepoland.jpg


neither does the red x that appears on the pic either :D

neither does the red x that appears on the pic either :D

Damn Squom. :mad:

ill write a book when i am senile. its seems alot of books written by senile people tend to sell good and become classics. just recall some of the stroies you have read and how many were written by senile people

fixed now i see

just a tad, i've only lost like 15,000 or so:rolleyes:
I read the office party thread, you earned that post count.

All that inuendo..

ill write a book when i am senile. its seems alot of books written by senile people tend to sell good and become classics. just recall some of the stroies you have read and how many were written by senile people


name of the book will be

"What?!"

Actually now that I thought about it I only want to be like one person when I'm senile. The Professer from Futurama. He is the pinnacle of senility

fixed now i see
Annnnnnd another cat just died.

I read the office party thread, you earned that post count.

All that inuendo..
yeah, i worked damn hard for it, that was a bloody good thread though *sigh* the good old days

Annnnnnd another cat just died.


baby hitler strikes again!

yeah, i worked damn hard for it, that was a bloody good thread though *sigh* the good old days
I think you can get your old nation back, don't know how though.. :(

I think you can get your old nation back, don't know how though.. :(
by tging the game mods and it's already done

baby hitler strikes again!
Geat movie concept.

*nods*

I think you can get your old nation back, don't know how though.. :(

By sending a GHR.

by emailing the game mods and it's already done
Good good

Red-Big red, Code Red

Geat movie concept.

*nods*


Baby Hitler Conquerors the World

Rated R for strong fuhrer violence


could stretch a couple of sequels out of it.

Baby Hitler Conquerors the World

Rated R for strong fuhrer violence


could stretch a couple of sequels out of it.
Can you say "Oscar"?!

Can you say "Oscar"?!


then after baby hitler sweeps the golden globes and oscars...

its time for

Baby Hitler Conquerors Broadway

tony's anyone?

then after baby hitler sweeps the golden globes and oscars...

its time for

Baby Hitler Conquerors Broadway

tony's anyone?
Staring Nick Lachey and Star Jones!