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Who farted? :mad:

Freakin' stinks in here. :mad:

And it wouldn't hurt you guys to pick up after yourselves once in a while. :mad:

Who farted? :mad:

Freakin' stinks in here. :mad:

And it wouldn't hurt you guys to pick up after yourselves once in a while. :mad:

Sorry. That was me. Been drinking since I got up in preparation for the US World Cup opener.

Who farted? :mad:

Freakin' stinks in here. :mad:

And it wouldn't hurt you guys to pick up after yourselves once in a while. :mad:
[ Picks up PsychoticDan ... tosses him in the nearest dumpster. ] There! All better now! :D

Whatever. :mad:

You guys are pigs. :mad:

Did you guys grow up in a barn? :mad:

Whatever. :mad:

You guys are pigs. :mad:

Did you guys grow up in a barn? :mad:


you bored?

Who farted? :mad:

Freakin' stinks in here. :mad:

And it wouldn't hurt you guys to pick up after yourselves once in a while. :mad:

He who smelt it is he who dealt it.

you bored?
Yes.

He who smelt it is he who dealt it.
That's a load. That's just another way of dodging responsibility. Might as well blame it on the dog.

That's a load. That's just another way of dodging responsibility. Might as well blame it on the dog.

i blame all my farts from now on on you.

He who smelt it is he who dealt it.

Hey, for once it wasn't me! :D

That's a load. That's just another way of dodging responsibility. Might as well blame it on the dog.
You might want to look at the back of your pants. It looks like you had an inadvertent expulsion.

i blame all my farts from now on on you.
That's gonna fly. My fiance can attest to the fact that I get all my farts out at night. :mad:

You might want to look at the back of your pants. It looks like you had an inadvertent expulsion.
One of you pigs shit on teh back fo my pants. :mad:

You bitch like woman.


*puts PD in a crate and sends the crate to Siberia*

Whatever. :mad:

You guys are pigs. :mad:

Did you guys grow up in a barn? :mad:
Moooo

You bitch like woman.


*puts PD in a crate and sends the crate to Siberia*
At least in Siberia I won't have to deal with your smelly asses. :mad:

That's gonna fly. My fiance can attest to the fact that I get all my farts out at night. :mad:


the same with my gf. my farts keep her up sometimes

the same with my gf. my farts keep her up sometimes
I've put mine in the hospital for methane gas poisoning a number of times. :(

a locker room is known to not smell the best and yet people are still able to go in there and get changed etc.. without complaining. that was untill i came into the picture. i cleared out the entire locker room within 30 seconds of me being in there with just one fart

It was me guys, hope you liked it...

One time a dog really did fart around me and everyone thought it was me just trying to frame an innocent canine. I guess I have less credibility than dogs when it comes to farting, which is silly since everyone knows I'm proud of my farts.

One time a dog really did fart around me and everyone thought it was me just trying to frame an innocent canine. I guess I have less credibility than dogs when it comes to farting, which is silly since everyone knows I'm proud of my farts.
typical. You should just admit it was you. :mad:

*farts in dan's mouth*


can you taste the liverwurst i had for lunch?

Ok, I'll admit it. The one just now WAS me.

typical. You should just admit it was you. :mad:

..and steal the dog's thunder?!

I feel bad about taking credit from a dog. It's not like dogs can take credit for very many things in life.

Sometimes you can't eat!

*farts in dan's mouth*


can you taste the liverwurst i had for lunch?
You know, I've read your posts and I think you're cool and all, but I don't like you that way. Sorry, don't mean to hurt your feelings. You're cool, but just not in that way.

You know, I've read your posts and I think you're cool and all, but I don't like you that way. Sorry, don't mean to hurt your feelings. You're cool, but just not in that way.


its ok everyone tells me i come on a little strong, or just right in their eye

Darn. I thought this would be a thread about gravity.

That's nothing, sometimes I chase my roommates out of the room it's so bad.

Then there are other times I chase myself out of the room. Even worse.

:eek:

That's nothing, sometimes I chase my roommates out of the room it's so bad.

Then there are other times I chase myself out of the room. Even worse.

:eek:

one of my prouder moments in life is when i once made a girl vomit by farting directly into her mouth.

were still friends