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I thought his wallet was huge? :eek:
Legendary, they say... Even in Japan :p

:DOf course you may be happy to see me :p Wanna be my minion too tho? You'd be in great company ;):fluffle:
You sure do present a tantalizing offer... Just who are your minions these days then?
:cool:

Legendary, they say... Even in Japan :p

*Is afraid to ask where he's not big :eek:* Age maybe? :p

You sure do present a tantalizing offer... Just who are your minions these days then?
:cool:
Oh you know, the usual crowd I spam with ;)
That's just my way :p

A fluffle to seal the deal then? :D

:fluffle:

*Is afraid to ask where he's not big :eek:* Age maybe? :p
You should ask Cluichstan, he seems to have some ideas of his own...

You should ask Cluichstan, he seems to have some ideas of his own...

How would Cluichstan know?......:eek:

How would Cluichstan know?......:eek:

I wouldn't. Ew.

I bet Tom Cruise runs a psychotic religious state

I wouldn't. Ew.


Don't worry, your secret is safe with me... :D

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me... :D

Please don't tell anyone. ;)

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian's mother: Stop thinking about sex!

This really should rather be in the Size does matter-thread :)

This really should rather be in the Size does matter-thread :)

Whatever did happen to that splendiferous thread? :p

Whatever did happen to that splendiferous thread? :p
Fascist D. killed it, I think... as the spamming got slower, and slower, and slower, and frencher, and slower...

And LOOK! *THIS* is my post no. 3.000!

3.000 posts! WOOT! :D

Yay! :D
I should hope not! Be happy to see me, my minions :fluffle:
I'm not a minion, but I'm happy to have seen you previously nonetheless.:fluffle:

You're huge in Japan. Fascist D. is huge everywhere he goes - but he isn't huge everywhere...

OI! YOU! Keep your hands away from his wallet! :mad: [/bouncer]

:D
No, I can't seem to let it go ;)
He doesn't get out much, so there is no realistic standard for compare by your methods.;)
I knew you wouldn't. Just like I can't let BritSter (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=485192&page=7) go.

Celebrities don't play NS. They buy an island and do it for real.

I thought his wallet was huge? :eek:
I've been trying to tell you it isn't, but no one believes me.
*sigh*

His wallet maybe...
I don't think you understand what they mean by "wallet." It's a cross-thread reference.

IN THE NAME OF JEBUS, WHY DID YOU MAKE STAR TREK: NEMSIS?
I didn't want to. I told them I was tired of playing Picard, but they refused to back down. Finally, I capitulated, but only because Johnny Frakes and the others are friends of mine and I enjoy their company(though the money I was paid was also quite nice.) I hated the movie, and now I don't care WHAT they offer me: I refuse to go back to Star Trek. Pure and simple.

Fascist D. killed it, I think... as the spamming got slower, and slower, and slower, and frencher, and slower...

And LOOK! *THIS* is my post no. 3.000!

3.000 posts! WOOT! :D
I did not!:mad: I can't keep a thread alive on my own. The mods'll forumban me for spamming rather a lot.

And Dina ruined my 3000th post. No one was there to celebrate.:(

I did not!:mad: I can't keep a thread alive on my own. The mods'll forumban me for spamming rather a lot.

And Dina ruined my 3000th post. No one was there to celebrate.:(

Poor, poor FD. You'll make friends one day ;)

I did not!:mad: I can't keep a thread alive on my own. The mods'll forumban me for spamming rather a lot.

And Dina ruined my 3000th post. No one was there to celebrate.:(
Then join me now, to make up for it! Woot!

*Parties*
*Hands out cookies, chocolate, beer and vodka*
:fluffle:

http://students.dwc.edu/hilbert_christopher/Photo%20Gallery/Misc/Firework.jpg
http://www.misspitasdomain.com/parties/pty-clown.jpg

I don't think you understand what they mean by "wallet." It's a cross-thread reference.

I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know then.

Poor, poor FD. You'll make friends one day ;)
Nah, I've already got a few. I don't need more. I just need them to be there when it counts.
*glances accusingly at the general direction of The Beautiful Darkness*

Then join me now, to make up for it! Woot!

*Parties*
*Hands out cookies, chocolate, beer and vodka*
:fluffle:

http://students.dwc.edu/hilbert_christopher/Photo%20Gallery/Misc/Firework.jpg
http://www.misspitasdomain.com/parties/pty-clown.jpg
Tempting as that is, I'm just not in the mood.
*sigh*

I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know then.
Prolly not.;)

Tempting as that is, I'm just not in the mood.
*sigh*
:eek: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

*Puts cheerful but ridiculous partyhat on Fascist D*

Everything shiny? Or?

:eek: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

*Puts cheerful but ridiculous partyhat on Fascist D*

Everything shiny? Or?
*party hat catches fire*
See. Just bad timing, I'm afraid.

*party hat catches fire*
See. Just bad timing, I'm afraid.
Hmm...

*Uses Fascist D as bonfire*

So... You want a marshmellow to mellow out with then?
*Toasts marshmellows*

:confused: Do you think celebrities play NS?
Possibly.

Hmm...

*Uses Fascist D as bonfire*

So... You want a marshmellow to mellow out with then?
*Toasts marshmellows*
Nah, I'm good.

Tucker Max used to play, but there wasn't enough alcohol to keep him amused. [/blatantlies]

Tucker Max used to play, but there wasn't enough alcohol to keep him amused. [/blatantlies]
How odd. There's enough to keep Ruffy around....

How odd. There's enough to keep Ruffy around....

Nah, Ruffy and I bring our own booze.

Nah, Ruffy and I bring our own booze.
Oh. Clears that up. I always wondered what kept Ruffy around, for I never did see the vaunted liquor he doth so love.

*banishes Ieuano to isolation in Hell*
And you can stay there until you can learn to spam nicely and worship your true god.:p

aww not isolation, im so lonley.....

and just for you SPAM

Hello all! What? No party?

Come on..I'm bored...

How odd. There's enough to keep Ruffy around....Ruffy=Tucker Max?????

Ruffy=Tucker Max?????

No, Ruffy=Tucker Carlson

aww not isolation, im so lonley.....

and just for you SPAM
All's forgiven now. I'll be keeping an eye on you. Wait. Can't do that. I must reserve those for The Beautiful Darkness. Secret police it is.
*reincarnates Ieuano as a spamworm*

[QUOTE=Fascist Dominion All's forgiven now. I'll be keeping an eye on you. Wait. Can't do that. I must reserve those for The Beautiful Darkness. Secret police it is.
*reincarnates Ieuano as a spamworm*/QUOTE]

aww not a spamworm, id rathr be a lettuce and who id this "Beautiful Darkness" to keep your eyes of my Spammy Worminess???

Hello all! What? No party?

Come on..I'm bored...
Sorry, Tweety. You know I'm just no fun.:(

[QUOTE=Fascist Dominion All's forgiven now. I'll be keeping an eye on you. Wait. Can't do that. I must reserve those for The Beautiful Darkness. Secret police it is.
*reincarnates Ieuano as a spamworm*/QUOTE]

aww not a spamworm, id rathr be a lettuce and who id this "Beautiful Darkness" to keep your eyes of my Spammy Worminess???
Wellll, you'll just have to work your way up to it like everyone else.

And don't concern yourself with The Beautiful Darkness. You needn't be troubled with that one.

[QUOTE=Fascist Dominion All's forgiven now. I'll be keeping an eye on you. Wait. Can't do that. I must reserve those for The Beautiful Darkness. Secret police it is.
*reincarnates Ieuano as a spamworm*/QUOTE]

aww not a spamworm, id rathr be a lettuce and who id this "Beautiful Darkness" to keep your eyes of my Spammy Worminess???

*shock*

*smite*

You do not know of The Beautiful Darkness? Why, she is the fairest maiden to roam the forum of NSGeneral! Her beauty is unadulterated! You must implore her for mercy now, lest she kill you with the radiance emitted from those glorious eyes...

ok, but if im trodden on i know who to blame....

Sorry, Tweety. You know I'm just no fun.:(

But..but..you are! You're FD! You brighten up the lives of all spammers with your quick wit and quicker fluffles!

[QUOTE=Ieuano]

*shock*

*smite*

You do not know of The Beautiful Darkness? Why, she is the fairest maiden to roam the forum of NSGeneral! Her beauty is unadulterated! You must implore her for mercy now, lest she kill you with the radiance emitted from those glorious eyes...
Mmmm, yes, her eyes...her auburn-tinged dark hair....her eyes....
*drifts off hypnotically*

oh The Beautiful Darkness i be thee of you divine mercy and your beauty is unadulterated and plaese dont look at me i dont want to be killed ny your radient eyes...

ok, but if im trodden on i know who to blame....
Pfft! As if it matters.:rolleyes:

Pfft! As if it matters.:rolleyes:

'Tis only a worm...Get out of my fruit! :p

But..but..you are! You're FD! You brighten up the lives of all spammers with your quick wit and quicker fluffles!
Quite so, quite so. I did get your attention with that one, though, didn't I?:p You fellow spammers really do bring out the fun in me.:fluffle:

'Tis only a worm...Get out of my fruit! :p
Sorry, love.
*drops Ieuano into a birdhouse*

'Tis only a worm...Get out of my fruit! :p
You're nuts :)

I mean... Your nuts! :D

Quite so, quite so. I did get your attention with that one, though, didn't I?:p You fellow spammers really do bring out the fun in me.:fluffle:
See? So eat the marshmellow, drink some booze and ROCK THIS JOINT.

...

By the way, you're on fire. You might want to look into that.

You're nuts :)

I mean... Your nuts! :D
Gravlen...my apprentice says, "Play nice."

You're nuts :)

I mean... Your nuts! :D

But...I don't have any nuts...

See? So eat the marshmellow, drink some booze and ROCK THIS JOINT.

...

By the way, you're on fire. You might want to look into that.
No thanks. I don't drink alcohol and I don't like marshmellows. Nor do I like "rockin' this joint."

Meh. I've had worse.

But...I don't have any nuts...
Oh. I thought you had nuts, but now I see it was just fruit. With a worm that belongs in a bottle of Tequila. My mistake. :cool:

Gravlen...my apprentice says, "Play nice."
Don't I always? :p

And to your apprentice: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh. I thought you had nuts, but now I see it was just fruit. With a worm that belongs in a bottle of Tequila. My mistake. :cool:


Don't I always? :p

And to your apprentice: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I shall relay the message. Although she wasn't speaking to you.:p

I shall relay the message. Although she wasn't speaking to you.:p
That doesn't matter now, does it?

That doesn't matter now, does it?

Nope.

That doesn't matter now, does it?
Not really, no. She'll get the message.;)

Nope.
Speaking my thoughts again, Tweets?;)

:fluffle:

Speaking my thoughts again, Tweets?;)

:fluffle:

Of course! What else am I here for?

Of course! What else am I here for?
Purely for my entertainment.;) :fluffle:

Some months back I saw a nation called Michelle Kwan talking about her upcoming skating performance... I don't know if it was serious or not, but there you go.

____________


We're really desperate to convince ourselves that we know famous people, aren't we?

Some months back I saw a nation called Michelle Kwan talking about her upcoming skating performance... I don't know if it was serious or not, but there you go.

____________


We're really desperate to convince ourselves that we know famous people, aren't we?

Your nation is named after swords.

Fascist D. killed it, I think... as the spamming got slower, and slower, and slower, and frencher, and slower...

And LOOK! *THIS* is my post no. 3.000!

3.000 posts! WOOT! :D

Yay! Now you're going out with the admin bot :p

[QUOTE=Ieuano]

*shock*

*smite*

You do not know of The Beautiful Darkness? Why, she is the fairest maiden to roam the forum of NSGeneral! Her beauty is unadulterated! You must implore her for mercy now, lest she kill you with the radiance emitted from those glorious eyes...

As a respected minion, Tweety is right. :p

oh The Beautiful Darkness i be thee of you divine mercy and your beauty is unadulterated and plaese dont look at me i dont want to be killed ny your radient eyes...

You have been blessed with a response from TBD herself: "rofl"

You have been blessed with a response from TBD herself: "rofl"
LOL Is my favorite plaything enjoying herself?:p

You have been blessed with a response from TBD herself: "rofl"

Methinks the lady has let all the leghumping go to her head. ;)

Methinks the lady has let all the leghumping go to her head. ;)
Is there really that much leghumping in here?

Is there really that much leghumping in here?

I don't think I've ever had this happen:

*Humps TBD's leg*

:p

Yay! Now you're going out with the admin bot :p
Don't we make a luuuuvely couple? :fluffle: :fluffle:

I don't think I've ever had this happen:



:p
I think we're all glad we haven't seen that. But I fear that it is coming, one of these days...

I don't think I've ever had this happen:



:p

Give it time. Fascist D knows no shame. ;)

Don't we make a luuuuvely couple? :fluffle: :fluffle:

You, do, you're just too damn cute...

What happened to Miss Pacman though? :eek:

You, do, you're just too damn cute...

What happened to Miss Pacman though? :eek:
I don't even remember her anymore... I was her lover for such a brief period of time :(

*shakes fists at those damnable spammers for making me post so much*

For the record, I'm actually Otto von Bismark, returned from the dead as a zombie by Scientologists to assasinate David Backham... but don' tell anyone!

I don't even remember her anymore... I was her lover for such a brief period of time :(

*shakes fists at those damnable spammers for making me post so much*

Aww, poor woman :(

You bring the spamming onto yourself tho :p

Aww, poor woman :(

You bring the spamming onto yourself tho :p
:eek: I never!

It's all your fault! I ain't done nothin', see, nothin'!!

Give it time. Fascist D knows no shame. ;)
He has too much, perhaps. You weren't around for the skirt incident.

:eek: I never!

It's all your fault! I ain't done nothin', see, nothin'!!
I'll take the blame for spam-solicitor.:D

Madonna Plays NS...........I hope

http://madonna.com

Madonna Plays NS...........I hope

http://madonna.com
Why in the name of all that is holy would you want that?

I am beginning to think that Pantless is Rosie O'Donnell

I am beginning to think that Pantless is Rosie O'Donnell
You may be right....

Sorry, love.
*drops Ieuano into a birdhouse*

:eek: how could you do that to me???

*starts comic cowering*

You have been blessed with a response from TBD herself: "rofl"

WOW

:eek: how could you do that to me???

*starts comic cowering*
*shrugs* You were in Tweety's fruit. Or something like that. Can't have you upsetting my Tweet-ums.

*shrugs* You were in Tweety's fruit. Or something like that. Can't have you upsetting my Tweet-ums.

Tweety doesnt mind.... honest ;)

WOW
I'm sorry. That's an incorrect response.
*kicks Ieuano's knee, forcing him to kneel*
You will kneel before the goddess and pay proper penance.

Tweety doesnt mind.... honest ;)
Oh, but she did. Don't make me put birds in there.

I'm sorry. That's an incorrect response.
*kicks Ieuano's knee, forcing him to kneel*
You will kneel before the goddess and pay proper penance.

A little overzealous in our leghumping, are we? :p

I'm sorry. That's an incorrect response.
*kicks Ieuano's knee, forcing him to kneel*
You will kneel before the goddess and pay proper penance.

:( im just no cut out for this high level of spamming...

:( im just no cut out for this high level of spamming...

Few are. ;)

I am Spartacus.
No, I am Spartacus!

A little overzealous in our leghumping, are we? :p
Nope. Just passing the time.;)

No, I am Spartacus!

Pretty damn good for a first post! :D

:( im just no cut out for this high level of spamming...
Clearly not. I'm just having a little fun to pass the time.

No, I am Spartacus!
Meh. Slaughter the lot of them.:p

Clearly not. I'm just having a little fun to pass the time.

you shall teach and i shall learn








please?

you shall teach and i shall learn








please?
Sorry. I have vowed to take no more apprentices. You'll have to learn the hard way: from first-hand experience.

Sorry. I have vowed to take no more apprentices. You'll have to learn the hard way: from first-hand experience.

I shall learn from afar while making the occasional witty quip then

I shall learn from afar while making the occasional witty quip then

No, you must dive in! Spam away!

No, you must dive in! Spam away!

ok then, but now i am stuck for anything to spam about...


anyway crystal meth is going to become a class A drug if anyones interested






i thought not

I shall learn from afar while making the occasional witty quip then
No, you should listen to Cluichstan. The old timer knows what he's talking about. The only way to learn properly is to beat yourself over the head with it. Figuratively, of course. You'll get the hang of it.

i shall then get the might "book of spamming" and bash my head with it until i am the new Spam-God

ok then, but now i am stuck for anything to spam about...


anyway crystal meth is going to become a class A drug if anyones interested






i thought not
Nah, too serious. We spammers usually like to stick to funny or creepy things.

Nah, too serious. We spammers usually like to stick to funny or creepy things.

Yeah, like the van Fascist D drives around elementary schools. It's got a swingset in the back, and he always carries a big bag of lollipops.

i shall then get the might "book of spamming" and bash my head with it until i am the new Spam-God
Eh, no good. Expectations too high. I don't think the Lady would let you have my position. She's too fond of me.:p

Eh, no good. Expectations too high. I don't think the Lady would let you have my position. She's too fond of me.

Spam-Prince then? if not i will have to become ultra-serious and only comment in the boring threads, you woudnt want that now would you...

Yeah, like the van Fascist D drives around elementary schools. It's got a swingset in the back, and he always carries a big bag of lollipops.
LOL No, that's your van, IIRC. I drive mine around sorority houses with beer kegs visible through the open back doors....

LOL No, that's your van, IIRC. I drive mine around sorority houses with beer kegs visible through the open back doors....

Nope, wrong there. I don't even have a driver's license. :p

Spam-Prince then? if not i will have to become ultra-serious and only comment in the boring threads, you woudnt want that now would you...
No, I think that's Dina. And it doesn't matter to me. I've got plenty of spam buddies.:p

No, I think that's Dina. And it doesn't matter to me. I've got plenty of spam buddies.:p

no you dont, they just want you for you body

no you dont, they just want you for you body

No, nobody wants him for that... *shudder*

Nope, wrong there. I don't even have a driver's license. :p
Doesn't mean it wasn't your van.;)

Doesn't mean it wasn't your van.;)

I wouldn't break the law by driving illegally! :eek:

:p

No, nobody wants him for that... *shudder*
This is true. My charm is by no means an indication of my physical appeal.;)

This is true. My charm is by no means an indication of my physical appeal.;)

Your charm? :confused:

I wouldn't break the law by driving illegally! :eek:

:p


sure you wouldnt, your much to rich for that, you have a chauffer do it for you

sure you wouldnt, your much to rich for that, you have a chauffer do it for you

Yeah...that's it... :p

I wouldn't break the law by driving illegally! :eek:

:p
But you would kidnap children? O.o

Yeah...that's it... :p

did i just fail in an attempted spamming attempt?

did i just fail in an attempted spamming attempt?

Nope, just returning the spam. ;)

But you would kidnap children? O.o

Nah, I prefer my abductees to be at least of legal drinking age. ;)

Nope, just returning the spam. ;)

my inexperience shows

Your charm? :confused:
Sssh! Don't tell him I'm making stuff up!;)
*clears throat*
Yes, my charm. Just ask The Beautiful Darkness.

Nah, I prefer my abductees to be at least of legal drinking age. ;)

oo oo pick me pick mee

oo oo pick me pick mee

Uh...somehow methinks there may be a sexuality issue with that one.

did i just fail in an attempted spamming attempt?
No, you're improving rapidly. It's an easy skill to learn for most, but rather a lot easier to master.:p

Nah, I prefer my abductees to be at least of legal drinking age. ;)
That's not what you told Jello Biafra(?).:p

That's not what you told Jello Biafra(?).:p

Wh-wh-WHAT?!?

Wh-wh-WHAT?!?
Hmm?

Hmm?

Sorry. You lost me there.

Sorry. You lost me there.

He can do that every once in a while, can't you FD? :p

He can do that every once in a while, can't you FD? :p

I think I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque...

Uh...somehow methinks there may be a sexuality issue with that one.

nah, i just want the beer

Sorry. You lost me there.
I think I lost us both. It's all part of the plan.

He can do that every once in a while, can't you FD? :p
Sure can, Tweet-ums.;) Though it seems to be rather frequent.

I think I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
You did take that left turn at Albuquerque....

no you dont, they just want you for you body
...or his

Wait for it...

Wait for it!


WALLET!!!

:D :fluffle:

He can do that every once in a while, can't you FD? :p
He can run, but he can't hide! :eek:

Probably some celebrities. But very, very few, and I doubt they'd be active.

...or his

Wait for it...

Wait for it!


WALLET!!!

:D :fluffle:
LOL You never will let that go, will you?;)

:confused: Do you think celebrities play NS?

If so which one's
On the side... I no longer have the monopoly on US state names followed by Nova! My word.

The same ones who probably like MST3K and other "cult" phenomena.

He can run, but he can't hide! :eek:
It's not my fault everyone gets lost.:(

I'm not sure if celebs play NS but supposedly George W. Bush has a RuneScape account, one of the first. However this evidence comes from a friend of mine nicknamed 'Bullshit'.

Jesus will be back soon. He had to relog on the server Jeus is laggy, it took him a whole day to load his ressurrection.

You caught me, I'm Elvis!

Jeus is laggy, it took him a whole day to load his ressurrection.
O RLY? I heard three days....

Robin is a fan of the battlefield series.
He claimed to like playing sniper class in BF2 What's his global score? What rank is he?

O RLY? I heard three days.... Well then he's even more laggy. What kind of earthernet conneciton has he got?

Well then he's even more laggy. What kind of earthernet conneciton has he got?
Dunno. Must be one of those ancient Metaphysics 666's.

LOL You never will let that go, will you?;)
Nooooooooooooo, I kinda doubt it. As long as you don't seem to really mind it, and as long as I believe that someone somewhere would find it amusing, I see no reason to change a winning formula? Besides, I have a difficulty letting go of things than once worked. And it's still all in good fun, and you never now when it'll strike next. It sneeks up on you, kinda like a walruss in a balloon-factory: You have a strange feeling, but you never really see it coming before it's too late! :p

Nooooooooooooo, I kinda doubt it. As long as you don't seem to really mind it, and as long as I believe that someone somewhere would find it amusing, I see no reason to change a winning formula? Besides, I have a difficulty letting go of things than once worked. And it's still all in good fun, and you never now when it'll strike next. It sneeks up on you, kinda like a walruss in a balloon-factory: You have a strange feeling, but you never really see it coming before it's too late! :p
ROFL Yeah, everyone familiar with it sees it coming. I knew you'd post it when you came back. And I never will mind. It will always amuse at least me. And prolly most of our beloved spam buddies.

ROFL Yeah, everyone familiar with it sees it coming. I knew you'd post it when you came back. And I never will mind. It will always amuse at least me. And prolly most of our beloved spam buddies.
Sure, it feeds their curiosity:

"Is it really that big?"
"How does he know?!"
"Why doesn't the remaining unreleased files of the Warren Commission get released before 2017?"
"Is he really talking about a wallet? Really?"

You know, stuff like that ;)

Sure, it feeds their curiosity:

"Is it really that big?"
"How does he know?!"
"Why doesn't the remaining unreleased files of the Warren Commission get released before 2017?"
"Is he really talking about a wallet? Really?"

You know, stuff like that ;)
Yeah, I know. Stuff like that. Especially about the Warren Commission.;)