Neo-K's Nationality System
Neo Kervoskia
12-06-2006, 00:37
No more will we have to be conflicated with American, USian or Britain or Scotish or etc. and so forth. This system makes everyone happy.
[First 3 letters of the brand of soap you use] + [last two letters of the capital of your home country] + [ plus ese, ian, an, or ending of your choice]
So someone from the United States who uses Cetaphil soap would be a Cetonian.
Galloism
12-06-2006, 00:39
Dovdcian
I like it.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-06-2006, 00:39
Muddcese. :)
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 00:40
...*goes to check soap*
Neo Kervoskia
12-06-2006, 00:41
Muddcese. :)
See, that fits you better than American!
Palmolive + Stockholm + bo = Pallmbo.
That actually works!
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 00:44
Levdcense.
...Can I get an extention to Levedcense?
Galloism
12-06-2006, 00:45
Dovdcian
That's it! I'm switching soaps!
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 00:47
well i like the idea of a new method for determining identity but my soap changes all the time. it's pretty much determined by what's nearest or cheapest when i remember to buy some. at the moment i'm Palghan, but before that i would have been Booghan, Lynghan, Gilghan. my soap of preference however is gilette shower gel so i'll stick with Gilghan.
Wallonochia
12-06-2006, 00:48
Why is everyone using DC as the last two letters of the capital of the US? DC is just the postal abbreviation for the District, not part of the actual name of the city.
Galloism
12-06-2006, 00:50
Why is everyone using DC as the last two letters of the capital of the US? DC is just the postal abbreviation for the District, not part of the actual name of the city.
You're right... D.C. stands for District of Columbia. The right letters would be 'on'. Therefore, I am Dovonese.
Why is everyone using DC as the last two letters of the capital of the US? DC is just the postal abbreviation for the District, not part of the actual name of the city.
That's because they aren't the smartest bunch.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 00:52
That's because they aren't the smartest bunch.
*sigh* We never were I suppose...Feh, I like it better than Levonense.
The Mindset
12-06-2006, 00:52
Lusghian. Not sure I like that one.
Neo Kervoskia
12-06-2006, 00:53
That's because they aren't the smartest bunch.
Oh, you Pallmbos.
That's it! I'm switching soaps!
You can switch it to the blood of aborted fetuses and I'll be right there following suit.
Neo Kervoskia
12-06-2006, 00:54
You can switch it to the blood of aborted fetuses and I'll be right there following suit.
Seson(ian)?
Oh, you Pallmbos.
Yes, us Pallmbos, your betters.
Katganistan
12-06-2006, 02:00
No more will we have to be conflicated with American, USian or Britain or Scotish or etc. and so forth. This system makes everyone happy.
[First 3 letters of the brand of soap you use] + [last two letters of the capital of your home country] + [ plus ese, ian, an, or ending of your choice]
So someone from the United States who uses Cetaphil soap would be a Cetonian.
Ivoonian. :D
Goddess Anise soap + Ottawa = Godwanese
Kiryu-shi
12-06-2006, 02:06
Dovdcian
I like it.
I'm one too!!
Molson Park
12-06-2006, 02:10
Ivowaian. :D
Us Ivowaians should stick together!
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:14
Dovwa? How do you add ese/ian/etc to that?
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 02:16
Dovwa? How do you add ese/ian/etc to that?
Dovwanan. Or just Dovwan.
Molson Park
12-06-2006, 02:17
Dovwanan. Or just Dovwan.
Or Dovwanese.
Zavistan
12-06-2006, 02:22
Yess... I come from the land of Dovonia. I am a Dovonian. Woo hoo.
Neo Kervoskia
12-06-2006, 02:24
Dovwanan. Or just Dovwan.
Sounds like something from Star Wars.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:25
Sounds like something from Star Wars.
WOOHOO! Wait...there aren't any good characters in Star Wars...nevermind. My country sucks.
New Zero Seven
12-06-2006, 02:52
Axewani...? :p
Anti-Social Darwinism
12-06-2006, 03:02
What if I use different soaps? Would my nationality change with my change in soap? Right now I'm using Mistral Rose, so that would make me a Mistralian. But I might use Ivory next month, so then I would be an Ivorian. Are you trying to confuse me?
Neo Kervoskia
12-06-2006, 03:48
What if I use different soaps? Would my nationality change with my change in soap? Right now I'm using Mistral Rose, so that would make me a Mistralian. But I might use Ivory next month, so then I would be an Ivorian. Are you trying to confuse me?
Dual citizenship?
Anti-Social Darwinism
12-06-2006, 03:53
Dual citizenship?
Maybe even triple or quadruple, depending on budget and availability.
AB Again
12-06-2006, 04:04
Proianese.
Tomzilla
12-06-2006, 04:11
Dovonese
Daistallia 2104
12-06-2006, 04:48
No more will we have to be conflicated with American, USian or Britain or Scotish or etc. and so forth. This system makes everyone happy.
[First 3 letters of the brand of soap you use] + [last two letters of the capital of your home country] + [ plus ese, ian, an, or ending of your choice]
So someone from the United States who uses Cetaphil soap would be a Cetonian.
Triple citizenship for me: Daionian/Mujonian/Cowonian.
(Yep, that's right, when I use Cow Brand Soap (http://www.beggingtodiffer.com/archives/cowsoap.gif).)