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horrible phobia

Watching
12-06-2006, 00:02
So, is there something you are absolutely terrified of that is ridiculous???

I get nautious at the site of loose hair...... like a single strand on a glass, or on my keyboard (I shave my head, so I know it's not mine)...
AllCoolNamesAreTaken
12-06-2006, 00:06
I have a strange phobia of aliens. Every time I see an image of one of those big black slanty eyed guys, I freeze- I get chills and can-not-move. it's like I have a repressed memory of being abducted or something.
The New Diabolicals
12-06-2006, 00:10
Instant tomato soup powder. Such a disgusting smell.
Londim
12-06-2006, 00:10
I have a weird phobia of small breezes in the house when noone is about. Where does the breeze come from?! I always have a feeling someone/something is watching me.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 00:13
Flying insects. I cannot and will not sleep in the same room as a fly.
Im a ninja
12-06-2006, 00:17
anatidaephobia-the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you (coined by Gary Larson, The Far Side)
Kulikovo
12-06-2006, 00:19
I'm afraid of conservatives.
Lunatic Goofballs
12-06-2006, 00:20
Bees. I have an irrational fear of bees, wasps an hornets. That's about it.
Galloism
12-06-2006, 00:20
Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being chased around the kitchen table by timber wolves while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
Fass
12-06-2006, 00:23
Claustrophobia. Just thinking about cramped spaces can elicit sweats, and during lectures or when I go to the theatre or cinema I have to sit next to the aisle. Even three, four seats into a row, and I can start panicking. I tried sitting in the middle once, and I had a huge anxiety attack, so, umm, people let me sit next to the aisle nowadays. :\
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 00:27
Arachnophobia. As much as I love spiders from afar, I cannot tolerate being near one. Even less so having the alien beings crawling on me.
Im a ninja
12-06-2006, 00:36
Luposlipaphobia: The fear of being chased around the kitchen table by timber wolves while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
Im afraid of that too!
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 00:40
i am absolutely pant-wettingly terrified of spiders. i don't mind small ones but anything bigger than a few mm across gets me scared with the fear rising exponentially with size. there was one the size of a 50 pence on my bedroom wall the other day. it stayed just out of reach as it crawled around in the direction of my bed. in the end i remembered i had some insecticide spray so i sprayed it and then it sort of rappelled down from the ceiling on it's web - pretty amazing to watch really but i wasn't impressed enough to let it survive so i squashed it with a shoe. i'd be very emarrassed if anyone could see and hear me when i have to deal with spiders on my own - i flap my arms a lot and make funny throaty squeaky noises as i try to breath.

i'm also pretty freaked out by the idea of parastic worms, particularly those ones that leave your body at night to go exploring or whatever. eeuuuuaaarrrgghh they're so nasty.
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 00:42
i am absolutely pant-wettingly terrified of spiders. i don't mind small ones but anything bigger than a few mm across gets me scared with the fear rising exponentially with size. there was one the size of a 50 pence on my bedroom wall the other day. it stayed just out of reach as it crawled around in the direction of my bed. in the end i remembered i had some insecticide spray so i sprayed it and then it sort of rappelled down from the ceiling on it's web - pretty amazing to watch really but i wasn't impressed enough to let it survive so i squashed it with a shoe. i'd be very emarrassed if anyone could see and hear me when i have to deal with spiders on my own - i flap my arms a lot and make funny throaty squeaky noises as i try to breath.
I am even scared of the little ones. :/ I've handled vipers and anacondas (admittedly, beneath the lethal 15 ft ones), but I'm paralysed in fear by spiders.

i'm also pretty freaked out by the idea of parastic worms, particularly those ones that leave your body at night to go exploring or whatever. eeuuuuaaarrrgghh they're so nasty.
Eww, that is gross.
Sexy Goddesses
12-06-2006, 00:48
I'm terrified of snakes. And as weird as it sounds, I ahte being home alone after like 8pm. I eiether have to be with ppl or on the phone coz I freak out. Every little noise scares me...
Lunatic Goofballs
12-06-2006, 01:08
No Coulrophobes yet? :)
AlarmCats
12-06-2006, 01:12
I am genuinely afraid of windmills! Being near them or even seeing them causes me to feel extremely uncomfortable!!!
I don't even like pictures of them!!!
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 01:12
Don't like moths. Have an over-active imagination.. so i have trouble sleeping in the dark after watching scary movies. Heights get me too.
AlarmCats
12-06-2006, 01:12
No Coulrophobes yet? :)

What's one o them?
Sozialistische Preusen
12-06-2006, 01:13
anatidaephobia-the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you (coined by Gary Larson, The Far Side)

Luposlipophobia - the fear of being chased around a round table by wolverines on a newly waxed floor in socks (Also coined by G.L.)

edit: hmm, seems i should have read the rest of the page before posting this...
Galloism
12-06-2006, 01:15
Luposlipophobia - the fear of being chased around a round table by wolverines on a newly waxed floor in socks (Also coined by G.L.)

It was timber wolves, and you're late.
Im a ninja
12-06-2006, 01:15
I am genuinely afraid of windmills! Being near them or even seeing them causes me to feel extremely uncomfortable!!!
I don't even like pictures of them!!!
http://www.pacificenvironment.org/img/original/windmills%20copy.jpg

Bet no one saw that coming.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 01:17
http://www.pacificenvironment.org/img/original/windmills%20copy.jpg
Bet no one saw that coming.

Better. No choices here.
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 01:17
Liasia']Have an over-active imagination.. so i have trouble sleeping in the dark after watching scary movies.
oo, i can't do that either. unless i'm in a totally dismissive frame of mind when i see a horror film i have to sleep with the light on for several days afterwards.
Szanth
12-06-2006, 01:17
Arachnophobia.

Spider bastards.
AlarmCats
12-06-2006, 01:17
http://www.pacificenvironment.org/img/original/windmills%20copy.jpg

Bet no one saw that coming.

That was cruel! I won't sleep well tonight now!!! actually, I'm more afraid of old fashioned style windmills! I hate norfolk!!!
Im a ninja
12-06-2006, 01:18
Better. No choices here.
huh?
Szanth
12-06-2006, 01:19
No Coulrophobes yet? :)

Everyone's afraid of Anne Coulter.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 01:19
huh?

In your post, he'd have to click the link...unless he's not having them display...Whatever, it raised my postcount by one.
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:20
Everyone's afraid of Anne Coulter.
Not moi. :) I like her.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 01:21
oo, i can't do that either. unless i'm in a totally dismissive frame of mind when i see a horror film i have to sleep with the light on for several days afterwards.

I watched Blair Witch project, and i couldn't stop thinking about some witch sneaking up on me. Sketchy shit. The ring had me putting the light on for ages too, despite apparently 'not being scary'.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 01:21
I'm afraid of conservatives.

hey i am afraid of liberals!

oh and spork weilding penguins
never EVER give a penguin a spork
they will disembowel you ...
Szanth
12-06-2006, 01:22
Not moi. :) I pretend to like her because I really fear the wrath that would be wrought upon me by her hellhounds if I'd said otherwise.

I know, man. I know.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 01:22
hey i am afraid of liberals!

oh and spork weilding penguins
never EVER give a penguin a spork
they will disembowel you ...

Ah, so you've heard of my Pengiun forces.
Im a ninja
12-06-2006, 01:23
In your post, he'd have to click the link...unless he's not having them display...Whatever, it raised my postcount by one.
Make that by two!
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:23
I know, man. I know.
Fear my own wrath more for tampering with my posts. :)
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 01:24
Fear my own wrath more for tamponing my posts. :)

...For doing what?
Szanth
12-06-2006, 01:24
Fear my own wrath more for tampering with my posts. :)

I've only used my Freudian powers to correct what you said into what you obviously meant. =)
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:25
I've only used my Freudian powers to correct what you said into what you obviously meant. =)
Your Freudian powers appear to be failing thee then. Better go for a service and have them fixed.
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:26
...For doing what?
Pesky mortal.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 01:29
Pesky mortar.

You're a bricklayer?
Frutap
12-06-2006, 01:30
Ah, so you've heard of my Pengiun forces.

THAT WAS YOU

they scared me to death on new years eave.. and they ate my eggplants.. i hope they got gas!!!
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:30
You're God?
Damn straight. Now bow down bitch.
Chaosmanglemaimdeathia
12-06-2006, 01:32
i was always amused by Arachbutyrophobia: The overwhelming, irrational fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 01:33
Yes, Now bow down bitch.

http://cccmkc.edu.hk/~kei-kph/Geometry%20of%20life/Geometry%20of%20life_image/dog-female%20with%20pronounced%20mammary%20glands.jpg

You've qiute a way with female dogs...Wow. Wrong gender and species.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 01:33
i was always amused by Arachbutyrophobia: The overwhelming, irrational fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

that is amusing

GET ME MILK ...NOW!!!!
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 01:34
Liasia']I watched Blair Witch project, and i couldn't stop thinking about some witch sneaking up on me. Sketchy shit. The ring had me putting the light on for ages too, despite apparently 'not being scary'.
have to say the blair witch project was one of the few horror films i've seen that didn't scare me in the least. and i won't go see the ring. i'm even scared when one of my flatmates put her hair over her face and does and impression of the girlmonsterthing samarra. it's so freaky cuz she's so sweet looking normally and then she just transforms herself by putting on a scary voices and rearranging her hair. i saw the grudge though, the japanese version, and that scared me for ages, still have to keep my feet tucked into my duvet at night sometimes in case they get grabbed.
New Zero Seven
12-06-2006, 01:39
I get freaked out when theres a cold chill on my neck and theres no one in the room with me or no window open... its pretty damn freaky...
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 01:39
have to say the blair witch project was one of the few horror films i've seen that didn't scare me in the least. and i won't go see the ring. i'm even scared when one of my flatmates put her hair over her face and does and impression of the girlmonsterthing samarra. it's so freaky cuz she's so sweet looking normally and then she just transforms herself by putting on a scary voices and rearranging her hair. i saw the grudge though, the japanese version, and that scared me for ages, still have to keep my feet tucked into my duvet at night sometimes in case they get grabbed.

People who say they aren't scared of the Blair Witch project are bullshitting:p
I can't even sit past the first 20 minutes of saw- i can only last until the woman gets the thing off her head and then i run away. Me= complete pussy.
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:40
Liasia']People who say they aren't scared of the Blair Witch project are bullshitting:p
I can't even sit past the first 20 minutes of saw- i can only last until the woman gets the thing off her head and then i run away. Me= complete pussy.
Oh please...you're just a bunch of lilly-livered pansies. The BWP was nothing too unsettling.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 01:41
Oh please...you're just a bunch of lilly-livered pansies. The BWP was nothing too unsettling.

Maybe it would have scared me...
if i was like 6
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 01:41
Oh please...you're just a bunch of lilly-livered pansies. The BWP was nothing too unsettling.
*cough*bullshit*cough*
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 01:41
Liasia']People who say they aren't scared of the Blair Witch project are bullshitting:p
I can't even sit past the first 20 minutes of saw- i can only last until the woman gets the thing off her head and then i run away. Me= complete pussy.
i don't think i want to see saw (hah!), especially after that description, "the woman gets the thing off her head", my imagination is already running with that in all sorts of thoroughly disturbing directions.
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:42
Liasia']*cough*bullshit*cough*
Oh come on...what was so scary about it?
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 01:43
i don't think i want to see saw (hah!), especially after that description, "the woman gets the thing off her head", my imagination is already running with that in all sorts of thoroughly disturbing directions.

Mmm its probably not as bad as you think. Can't wait until hostel comes out on Tv, so i can get properly hammered with some mates and watch it.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 01:43
Oh come on...what was so scary about it?
Dunno.. the witch? Well, it scared me. But moths scare me, so it's not that great an achievement:p .
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:45
Liasia']Dunno.. the witch? Well, it scared me. But moths scare me, so it's not that great an achievement:p .
That film, Arachnophobia, now that scared me. :eek: I was afraid that there'd be a spider creeping under my light shade everytime I had to switch it off. Many of my nightmares involve those beasties.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 01:47
That film, Arachnophobia, now that scared me. :eek: I was afraid that there'd be a spider creeping under my light shade everytime I had to switch it off. Many of my nightmares involve those beasties.

The cheesy and frankly a bit rubbish film with giant spiders? :eek: that wasnt even a horror film.
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:49
Liasia']The cheesy and frankly a bit rubbish film with giant spiders? :eek: that wasnt even a horror film.
No, that was another one. It's a rather old film. I think you're thinking of Eight-legged Freaks. Arachnophobia played on psychological elements...hence it was all the more frightening.
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 01:49
That film, Arachnophobia, now that scared me. :eek: I was afraid that there'd be a spider creeping under my light shade everytime I had to switch it off. Many of my nightmares involve those beasties.
the only bit i've seen of that film and the only bit i'm ever likely to see is the bit where the woman is in the shower and the spider crawls onto her hand from the shower head. couldn't close my eyes in the shower for ages after seeing that - numerous soap-in-eye trauma incidents followed.
Europa Maxima
12-06-2006, 01:50
the only bit i've seen of that film and the only bit i'm ever likely to see is the bit where the woman is in the shower and the spider crawls onto her hand from the shower head. couldn't close my eyes in the shower for ages after seeing that - numerous soap-in-eye trauma incidents followed.
Exactly. That is the effect the film had on me. I am petrified of spiders, and it only made matters worse.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 01:51
No, that was another one. It's a rather old film. I think you're thinking of Eight-legged Freaks. Arachnophobia played on psychological elements...hence it was all the more frightening.

Cool, i was worried you were 8 years old for a minuite.
Eyster
12-06-2006, 01:52
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 01:54
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.

*Husten* (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)
Hammergoats
12-06-2006, 02:18
I used to be afraid of ants, then I got hit by a semi truck:D
I now fear nothing!!!!!! I routinely let them crawl on me. They tickle. My girlfriend is still afraid of 'em... though.....
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:20
Clowns. They absolutely freak the shit out of me.
New Genoa
12-06-2006, 02:21
I'm a homophobe, LOL.:fluffle:
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 02:21
I'm a homophobe, LOL.:fluffle:

You're scared of your house? wierd.
Dinaverg
12-06-2006, 02:22
Liasia']You're scared of your house? wierd.

Nah, scared of things that are the same. You know, twins, matching socks...
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 02:24
Nah, scared of things that are the same. You know, twins, matching socks...

Ahhh i was thinking home-o-phobia, but that would be silly:rolleyes:
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:25
Nah, scared of things that are the same. You know, twins, matching socks...

i hate wearing matching socks!
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:26
i hate wearing matching socks!
:eek:

ME TOO! Mismatching socks are so much more fun.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:27
:eek:

ME TOO! Mismatching socks are so much more fun.

especially mismatching toe socks

mucho fun
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 02:27
especially if they are colourful. i can't remember the last time i wore matching socks.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:28
especially if they are colourful. i can't remember the last time i wore matching socks.

me either... usually i don't wear socks tho.. i just wear flip flops .. ^^
Nikkiolia
12-06-2006, 02:29
I'm afraid of toads and the dark sometimes but toads especially
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:30
I'm afraid of toads and the dark sometimes but toads especially

haha nikki should i tell the toad story?
New Genoa
12-06-2006, 02:30
Liasia']You're scared of your house? wierd.

Ever see the first Treehouse of Horror on the Simpsons? THAT'S MY HOUSE. If you were me, you'd get why Im fucking scared out of my mind.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:31
especially mismatching toe socks

mucho fun
YES! Especially the striped ones and the polka dot ones that go up to the knees. Damn, I need more socks.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:31
Ever see the first Treehouse of Horror on the Simpsons? THAT'S MY HOUSE. If you were me, you'd get why Im fucking scared out of my mind.

lolz....
so if i came up to u and said BOO!

Boo boo boo boo boo... maybe i could scare the crap out of you ^^
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 02:32
Ever see the first Treehouse of Horror on the Simpsons? THAT'S MY HOUSE. If you were me, you'd get why Im fucking scared out of my mind.

Ever see that eddie murphy sketch on the amytyville horror house? That's some funny stuff. Ill see if i can find a link.

edit : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xe1Y0YPj-Q
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:32
YES! Especially the striped ones and the polka dot ones that go up to the knees. Damn, I need more socks.

no my fav are the ones w/ the monkies on them

i love monkies
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:34
no my fav are the ones w/ the monkies on them

i love monkies
oooo, I love my bear ones, except it's really hard to wear pants/shoes over them, since the bears are sewn on and stick out.
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 02:35
no my fav are the ones w/ the monkies on them

i love monkies
i like ones with pictures on them. particularly seasonal ones. i have one sock with a reindeer wearing a santa hat on and the other just says 'thursday' and it has blue tips and heels - i have day of the week socks.
Nikkiolia
12-06-2006, 02:36
haha nikki should i tell the toad story?

I am sure I have no idea what you are talking about...if you do though I will make you watch soaps with me
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:37
i like ones with pictures on them. particularly seasonal ones. i have one sock with a reindeer wearing a santa hat on and the other just says 'thursday' and it has blue tips and heels - i have day of the week socks.

lolz .. i just love socks
Sel Appa
12-06-2006, 02:44
I fear the number six...*cowers* and cars, especially SUVS...but i can be inside one. I get scared silly when im crossing the streetr and a car is driving by
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:48
I fear the number six...*cowers* and cars, especially SUVS...but i can be inside one. I get scared silly when im crossing the streetr and a car is driving by

awww...
that is sadd
mwahahahaha...pulls up in a ford expedition....run for ur life!!!.
MrMopar
12-06-2006, 02:49
I am genuinely afraid of windmills! Being near them or even seeing them causes me to feel extremely uncomfortable!!!
I don't even like pictures of them!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0b/Pitstone-windmill.600px.jpg/200px-Pitstone-windmill.600px.jpg

I am afraid of being alone in Ravenholm at night.

Actually, I have bathophobia, dental phobia, and nyctohylophobia.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:52
awww...
that is sadd
mwahahahaha...pulls up in a ford expedition....run for ur life!!!.
Somebody's having a bit too much fun with the white text.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 02:53
Somebody's having a bit too much fun with the white text.

Sorry, i think i got her started on that one:p
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:54
Somebody's having a bit too much fun with the white text.

bows head in shame...
yes...
i'm sorry
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:55
bows head in shame...
yes...
i'm sorry
'Tis okay. You've learned your lesson.

btw, congrats on the 100th post.
Antikythera
12-06-2006, 02:56
people i hate people and eyes i cant stand looking people in the eyes or having them look at me
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 02:56
Liasia']Sorry, i think i got her started on that one:p
Completely off topic, but are you a guy or a girl? I thought you were a girl for the longest time, but some of your posts seem to suggest otherwise. I'm truly confused right now.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 02:58
'Tis okay. You've learned your lesson.

btw, congrats on the 100th post.

omg 100 posts mostly annoying liberals!
:eek: :sniper:
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 02:58
Completely off topic, but are you a guy or a girl? I thought you were a girl for the longest time, but some of your posts seem to suggest otherwise. I'm truly confused right now.

I'm a dude, dude. Sorry to burst your bubble:p .
I hope this doesn't mean i am too effeminate *shrugs*
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:01
Liasia']I'm a dude, dude. Sorry to burst your bubble:p .
I hope this doesn't mean i am too effeminate *shrugs*
No, your name is effeminated, and I have a horrible tendency to judge by name. This is horrible when it comes to this place, since people's names are country names, which are generally effeminated. See, with Europa, I didn't know he was a guy until he explicitly stated that he was one, but with your posts, I guessed you were a guy from the contents.
Nikkiolia
12-06-2006, 03:03
omg 100 posts mostly annoying liberals!
:eek: :sniper:

annoying liberals are fun....bc I am one...well to you anyway;)
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:04
No, your name is effeminated, and I have a horrible tendency to judge by name. This is horrible when it comes to this place, since people's names are country names, which are generally effeminated. See, with Europa, I didn't know he was a guy until he explicitly stated that he was one, but with your posts, I guessed you were a guy from the contents.

Awesomness. So which are you... i'm thinking girl?
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:11
Liasia']Awesomness. So which are you... i'm thinking girl?
with spaces in my name, it says "La Dame Sans Merci", so make your own conclusion. I doubt even anyone other than a female Keats fan would take on that name.
Demented Hamsters
12-06-2006, 03:14
the only bit i've seen of that film and the only bit i'm ever likely to see is the bit where the woman is in the shower and the spider crawls onto her hand from the shower head. couldn't close my eyes in the shower for ages after seeing that - numerous soap-in-eye trauma incidents followed.
Funny how cheesy films can sometimes scar you like that, whereas truly scary movies don't. I think it's because you're feeling more relaxed watching them so when something a little disturbing pops out it shocks you more than it should.
I had a similar problem with getting my hair washed at a saloon, due to that awful remake of 'The Blob'. I saw it years ago as a kid and can only remember one scene in it, where the blob oozes out of the sink into the hair wash basin of the local hair saloon. When the haridresser pushes the women back into the basin, she gets her face eaten by the Blob.
I still feel uneasy whenever I get my hair washed that way! I always check the sink before I get on the bed.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:16
with spaces in my name, it says "La Dame Sans Merci", so make your own conclusion. I doubt even anyone other than a female Keats fan would take on that name.

Or someone french.. if she was a woman without mercy
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:18
Liasia']Or someone french.. if she was a woman without mercy
Do you see any French around this forum? They probably scoff at our overuse of the English language and fart in our general direction. :p
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:19
Do you see any French around this forum? They probably scoff at our overuse of the English language and fart in our general direction. :p
Oh no, monty python *hides*
No, i haven't:p
Anglachel and Anguirel
12-06-2006, 03:20
One of my friends has a horrible fear of the circulatory system. She had to skip a chapter of her biology textbook because she just couldn't handle it.

As for me, I'm pretty freaked out by dead bodies... I think if I came across one I wasn't expecting, I'd have a total fit.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:20
Liasia']Oh no, monty python *hides*
No, i haven't:p
do you have something against Monty Python, boy? */threatening tone*

See? This forum is seriously underpopulated when it comes to the French category...not that anybody's complaining. :p
Hammergoats
12-06-2006, 03:24
As for me, I'm pretty freaked out by dead bodies... I think if I came across one I wasn't expecting, I'd have a total fit.
Is coming across a dead body likely going to happen?!?:eek:
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 03:25
there's definitely someone from the paris suburbs. at least that's what it says in their 'location:' field. fairly new i think. newer than me.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:27
do you have something against Monty Python, boy? */threatening tone*

See? This forum is seriously underpopulated when it comes to the French category...not that anybody's complaining. :p
I was hiding from the inevitable torrent of python-orientated bs that follows anything vaugely related to one of their films. You know what i mean.

Couldn't understand what they said anyway.. rediculous language.
Demented Hamsters
12-06-2006, 03:28
Liasia']People who say they aren't scared of the Blair Witch project are bullshitting:p
I can't even sit past the first 20 minutes of saw- i can only last until the woman gets the thing off her head and then i run away. Me= complete pussy.
ppl who say they are scared by BWP have obviously never been camping. If they had, they would have spent the entire movie thinking, "Ok. That was dumb. I wouln't have done that. Why aren't they doing ..." and so on.
As well, they would never have seen a really, truly disturbing horror movie, like pretty much any Japanese Horror movie these days.
Audition isn't scary, but is very disturbing.

Very.

Saw...I don't know why ppl liked the movie. I found it too contrived and a 'try-too-hard' at grossness and unsettling scenes, to the point they weren't unsettling. Just..meh.


As for me, I can't think of any true phobias. I have lots of fears and dislikes of things. But nothing that I think can be classified as a phobia.
I don't like heights for example, could even say I'm scared of them. But that's normal and considering my appalling lack of balance, very understandable. So scared of heights, but I love climbing things and last year walked around the outside of a building 250m above ground. Because I was attached by a bungy cord, I felt safe (ish). If I had a phobia, I couldn't have done it.

I think my one almost phobia - in that it's sort of OCDish, is public toilets. I have to wipe the seat clean and put toilet paper on it before I use it. I then have to ash my hands thoroughly afterwards and use a paper towel to open the door. If something dirty touches me, I can'feel' it for hours afterwards.

I almost wish I had this phobia:
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Not a phobia of long words (which would be quite funny in itself), but an irrational fear of the number '666'.
I just noticed that Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs is 31 letters long, making it longer than antidisestablishmentarianism or Floccinaucinihilipilification, thereby surely making it the longest non-technical word in the English language.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:32
Liasia']I was hiding from the inevitable torrent of python-orientated bs that follows anything vaugely related to one of their films. You know what i mean.

Couldn't understand what they said anyway.. rediculous language.
Sadly, I do. But they're still awesomely funny. *starts singing Camelot song from the Holy Grail*

Non, a mon avis, la langue francaise est plus belle que l'anglais.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:32
ppl who say they are scared by BWP have obviously never been camping. If they had, they would have spent the entire movie thinking, "Ok. That was dumb. I wouln't have done that. Why aren't they doing ..." and so on.

Tis true, but my camping trips are like 'go 5 metres into the wood.. get drunk'. You can't get lost in English woods, they aren't big enough.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:33
Sadly, I do. But they're still awesomely funny. *starts singing Camelot song from the Holy Grail*

Non, a mon avis, la langue francaise est plus belle que l'anglais.
Right, i did French GCSE, i should be able to do this.
'No, my friend, the french language is better than english'?
Infinite Revolution
12-06-2006, 03:34
ppl who say they are scared by BWP have obviously never been camping. If they had, they would have spent the entire movie thinking, "Ok. That was dumb. I wouln't have done that. Why aren't they doing ..." and so on.
maybe that's why it didn't scare me too, it was a long time ago so i don't remember at all what i was thinking at the time.
I almost wish I had this phobia:
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
Not a phobia of long words (which would be quite funny in itself), but an irrational fear of the number '666'.
I just noticed that Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiacs is 31 letters long, making it longer than antidisestablishmentarianism or Floccinaucinihilipilification, thereby surely making it the longest non-technical word in the English language.
wouldn't the name of a recognised phobia count as a technical term?
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:36
Liasia']Right, i did French GCSE, i should be able to do this.
'No, my friend, the french language is better than english'?
not "my friend". "A mon avis" means "in my opinion". And if you're going to get technical, it's "more beautiful", not "better", but that makes no difference. Good job on the translations. :D
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:41
not "my friend". "A mon avis" means "in my opinion". And if you're going to get technical, it's "more beautiful", not "better", but that makes no difference. Good job on the translations. :D

Hey, i got a 'b' what can you expect. I can remeber 'moquette' means fitted carpet *shrugs*.
Fredina44
12-06-2006, 03:43
I am terrified of small dogs. There's something about them that scares the crap out of me.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:44
Liasia']Hey, i got a 'b' what can you expect. I can remeber 'moquette' means fitted carpet *shrugs*.
O_O

funny how you remember the oddest words, isn't it? The oddest I've seen was demangeaison, which means itch.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:46
O_O

funny how you remember the oddest words, isn't it? The oddest I've seen was demangeaison, which means itch.

gout= taste
malheureasmeant=unfortunately
Methinks. Sorry if i slaughtered the spelling. Know any spanish?
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:47
Liasia']gout= taste
malheureasmeant=unfortunately
Methinks. Sorry if i slaughtered the spelling. Know any spanish?
Nope. None at all. I wanted to learn it, but never got around to it. The only other language I speak fluently is Mandarin.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:49
Nope. None at all. I wanted to learn it, but never got around to it. The only other language I speak fluently is Mandarin.
Id love to learn that, but iv'e been told it's quite complicated and i'm not particularily well motivated:p . Spanish is much easier than French and (i'd guess) mandarin.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 03:52
Liasia']Id love to learn that, but iv'e been told it's quite complicated and i'm not particularily well motivated:p . Spanish is much easier than French and (i'd guess) mandarin.
Well, it's quite different from western languages, and it's grammar is not very well structured. If you went to China and spoke to them in grammar that's as structured as English (supposing you don't have an accent), the people would stare at you like you were crazy.

Spanish is easier? Hmm...I should bug Tweety to teach me in exchange for French lessons.
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 03:54
Spanish is easier? Hmm...I should bug Tweety to teach me in exchange for French lessons.
Much of it is very similar to french and english, so you can transfer alot of it. The verb structures and grammar are frenchy.
Demented Hamsters
12-06-2006, 03:57
wouldn't the name of a recognised phobia count as a technical term?
I guess. I was thinking more that technical terms as meaning long-winded medical terminology or scientific names for things.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 04:07
Liasia']Much of it is very similar to french and english, so you can transfer alot of it. The verb structures and grammar are frenchy.
teehee. frenchy. That's a funny word...
[NS]Liasia
12-06-2006, 04:12
teehee. frenchy. That's a funny word...
And accurate.
Ladamesansmerci
12-06-2006, 04:22
Liasia']And accurate.
how so?
Bejerot
12-06-2006, 04:29
Cotton balls. I'm absolutely terrified of them because they make this awful sound when they're being pulled apart. It makes me ralph.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 04:43
Cotton balls. I'm absolutely terrified of them because they make this awful sound when they're being pulled apart. It makes me ralph.

oh god me too .. i hate how it feels.. and velvet..... i hate it!
HOOR
12-06-2006, 04:49
Mottephobia: Fear of moths.

I can't even leave the porch light on because I'll have to pass through a gauntlet of fluttering frightfulness, their powdery wings smashing into my head and face, little furry bodies rubbing against me, their beady little eyes focused on that goddamn light...
Frutap
12-06-2006, 04:50
Mottephobia: Fear of moths.

I can't even leave the porch light on because I'll have to pass through a gauntlet of fluttering frightfulness, their powdery wings smashing into my head and face, little furry bodies rubbing against me, their beady little eyes focused on that goddamn light...

i am so sorry.. now i will never be able to do that either.. i will think of that quote
Bejerot
12-06-2006, 05:03
heir beady little eyes focused on that goddamn light...
If the light catches just right, their eyes glow.

And I wouldn't recommend coming to Middle Tennessee. We have moths that are bigger than hummingbirds.
Frutap
12-06-2006, 05:05
If the light catches just right, their eyes glow.

And I wouldn't recommend coming to Middle Tennessee. We have moths that are bigger than hummingbirds.

the horror...
THE HORROR!!!!
Lunatic Goofballs
12-06-2006, 05:29
Clowns. They absolutely freak the shit out of me.

THAT is Coulrophobia! :)
http://z.about.com/d/hotels/1/0/Y/_/pennywise.jpg

http://www.ripoffreport.com/images/reports/99765-2.jpg
People without names
12-06-2006, 08:16
i dont really have anything i would call a phobia. there are things i dislike and attempt to stay away. but i certainly dont freak out if i encounter them
Terrorist Cakes
12-06-2006, 08:23
Worms.
Cabra West
12-06-2006, 09:01
Spiders. They creep me out....

The annoying thing about that is, I remember distinctly not being afraid of spiders as a child. Then my best friend started to get into the "I'm so scared of spiders"-phase, and I played along, running around and screaming at the sight of a piece of lint that could have been a spider (in my defence, I was 5 years at the time). And before I knew it, my subconscience must have decided if I want to be scared of spiders, it can easily supply the adrenalin each time I see own, turning the pretended fear into real fear. Curse my childhood!

On the other hand, if I weren't scared of spiders, I might be scared of something else... something even more ridiculous, possibly.
Freising
12-06-2006, 09:08
Spiders. Ones that are smaller than a quarter (including legs) Im perfectly okay with. But whenever I see a huge spider I get freaked out and then I go into an adrenaline rush to kill it.
IL Ruffino
12-06-2006, 09:19
So, is there something you are absolutely terrified of that is ridiculous???
When we have pep-rallies or whatever they are.. at school, they have the band play. They play really loud.

For some reason, I get goosebumps and feel like I'm having a panic attack.

:(
IL Ruffino
12-06-2006, 09:21
Worms.
*twitches*

Also, small snakes scare the shit out of me..
Minnesotan Confederacy
12-06-2006, 09:22
Lyssophobia is mine. In some parts of the world it would be a legitimate phobia to have, but not where I live.