NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay, gentiles and faithful, post your "thoughts of the day here". It can be philosophical and shit, but it doesn't have to.



Holding someone hostage at gunpoint and being a college professor are alike in many ways. There's a certain sadistic appeal to them both.

People hate each other for all the wrong reasons. They should hate each other not because of ethnicity, philosophy, sexual orientation, or ideology, but because they're people.

Once you send your kids to college, you can say with pride that you beat cancer.

Pandas are cute.
http://www.galen-frysinger.ws/china/panda01.jpg

The cynics will all eventually make their way out of the woodwork, until then it's just a matter of chopping down every cynical tree with the axe of optimism.

The cynics will all eventually make their way out of the woodwork, until then it's just a matter of chopping down every cynical tree with the axe of optimism.
Must be a blunt axe.

People hate each other for all the wrong reasons. They should hate each other not because of ethnicity, philosophy, sexual orientation, or ideology, but because they're people.
heh heh. my main thought today: i can't be arsed to get out of bed and have a shower despite the fact i must be stinking.

my thoughts for the day:


1. when i'm on my own, watching Friends for 8 hours solid isn't as much fun as it could be...

2. my drum seat gets sweaty on the ol' ass in hot weather

3. nothing is actually that much fun any more, generally speaking

4. its too hot today

5. John Rawls rocks

6. writing is hard

7. chocolate is good

8. i'm lonely

9. i learned today that croque monsieur is awesome

10. there is no number 10 :eek:

Possibly being in love is a terrible and dangerous state of mind.

Giving aid to foreign countries is like feeding wild bears. It handicaps their ability to grow and learn and achieve independence.

Compassion is at least as dangerous a human emotion as greed. I doubt Osama Bin Laden would be half as dangerous, were he half as "compassionate."

The key to politics is not to ask yourself if there is a problem; it's obviously a problem to someone. The key is to ask yourself whether that problem is so important that you have to make people be a part of it.

Must be a blunt axe.

AHA!!! Over here lumberjacks of enthusiasm we found one! Now whip out the chainsaws of optimism!!

Being cynical, the cynic failed to think of both sides of the situation, only realizing a blunt axe, but not the shiny new chainsaw. See optimism wins everytime, not to mention the lack of hemroids it quite an attractive alternative.

Sports should be played, not watched.

An automobile is a means of transportation, not a penus extension.

Fear is nothing but a marbled grasshopper. (Stolen from a spam e-mail.)

AHA!!! Over here lumberjacks of enthusiasm we found one! Now whip out the chainsaws of optimism!!

Being cynical, the cynic failed to think of both sides of the situation, only realizing a blunt axe, but not the shiny new chainsaw. See optimism wins everytime, not to mention the lack of hemroids it quite an attractive alternative.
I don't know, realism is far superior to optimism.

I'd like to paint something today.

Oh my god Ren & Stimpy is on.


I have a blank mind today.

Spiraling out of control is a lot more fun when you don't pay attention to the ground below.

We need a decent Empire again. I'm sick of all this insidious, under-the-table American economic imperialism. I want to see Legionaries marching down the streets and Centurions swaggering around all sexy-like in their armour.

The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach...with an axe.

I'm okay with death threats, as long as they're not coming from my caucus. ~Stephen Harper

Bush quote? That's an oxymoron. Bush doesn't talk; he attempts to. ~some guy in my philosophy class

I swear on my pretty bonnet I will end you. ~Tweety, who got it from Firefly

my thoughts for the day:
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*hugs* i love you :fluffle:

It's hard to be a murderer without killing people occasionally. (See my signature)

Girls are stupid, but guys are worse.

Random thoughts, eh?

My candelabras are slurping with pollen. Fungi are for balloon payments. Oh wait, plaster that. You'll want to make sure the fungi are concise but not mad, because mad fungi tend to intoxicate carelessly. Hey, why is that thyroid gland inflating that skull? I want my unconciousness now! We have to live today by what archaic tank we can stink today and be ready tomorrow to call it a meat ball. Beware the obsolete fancy balloon payments, they aren't what they appear to be. Does this mean that afterlife is something that implodes across the fiery muses? Of course! Otherwise a gerbil would be integrated. Every spook has a past, and every plug union has a future. This is your obsolete duty. This is your obsolete duty on shoes. Any tambourines? We have to live today by what cyclops we can enjoy today and be ready tomorrow to call it a fungus. If you aren't allowed to absorb in America, then I don't want to enjoy there. Car-salesman: A magnet worshipper without the magnet. Will you be my CD player? A republican is someone whose theater is smelly. Blech, son- You are a sad computer chip. No man is fit to iterate another that cannot iterate himself. No man is fit to integrate another that cannot integrate himself. Whatever acts the smarty-pants acts the pollen of the smarty-pants.

What is a fascist smelly obsolete guest? We forgot to make ourselves hedonistic when we made ourselves plaid. They are neither futon nor demon- They are neither masochist nor amorphous woman- They are ruins: Futon, car-salesman, the basques must be dealt with implicitly. Cleanliness is what justice really is. It is inconceivable that delerium may be understandably useful without being behind a costly carnivore twitching.

where Did Everything Go?

Why don't golf players have cheerleaders?

Marzipan tastes like almonds.

shallow thought or just thoughts?

a Crowded Elevator smells different to a Midget.

Man who fight with Lover all day gets no piece at night.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is Left.

Virginity is like soap bubble... one prick, all gone.

One who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

It takes many Nails to build a crib but one screw to fill it.

He who stands on Toilet is High on Pot.

Soccer is the only popular team sport in which a team of trained poodles could immediately dominate the world if allowed to participate.

What are my thoughts? My thoughts are those of colorful butterflies and pertruding mellownizaiak pudding dribbles. They whither like the flowers that represent my soul. They fade with all the memories and chicken noodle soup for the soul food jive boogy animal crackes and they soar as if they love my huge jigantic steam boat. I am really fucking bored.

Here's a more chauvonistic thought.

Women are a virus five times deadlier than AIDS, three times more obnoxious, and twice as expensive to treat.

even fear and an exam i need to do well in the next day can't motivate me to put in some hard work. i am well and truly screwed in life

Here's a more chauvonistic thought.

Women are a virus five times deadlier than AIDS, three times more obnoxious, and twice as expensive to treat.
yet everyone... ok most people want them.

yet everyone... ok most people want them.
Like ipods :D

Homework is much less fun and exciting than cycling.

More Thoughts.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Black Holes are where God is divided by Zero

the best substitute for Good Manners is Fast Reflexes

I almost had a Psychic Girlfriend, but she broke up with me before we met

Bacteria - the only Culture some people have.

If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder

Don't snort coke. the fizz really burns the sinues.

Everyone has Photographic Memory... not everyone has film tho.

Ambition is a poor exscuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

No matter how you squirm and how you dance, the last two drops go in your pants.

the time has come when the elders can no longer rule compitantly, the youth must rise up and take their place, they say we are the future leaders...why wait for the future?

every lie holds a bit of truth

the most terrifying thing in the would is an ignorant person

in time every nation will have to setp aside and bow to its enemy

not mine but one of my favorits...
To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn(e)
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action...

I should be studying, but spam is sooooo hard to resist.

If you we're thrown into space without a spacesuit, would you freeze or would you explode?

If you we're thrown into space without a spacesuit, would you freeze or would you explode?
According to The Hicthhiker's Guide To The Galaxy you would have about 30 seconds before running our of air.

Life is magic.

What in God's name has happened to California?!?!

Mmmm, good toast.

Which is better, Cynic, or Stoic?

I want my Safari RP to keep going! WHAA!

Wikipedia: the atheist bible and the socialists koran

Six skittles does not mean you can have seven.

According to The Hicthhiker's Guide To The Galaxy you would have about 30 seconds before running our of air.
Shh we're suppose to be acting like depressed germans fully dressed in black.

Never answer again!

*lights a cig*

There are people who feel, and then there is the human race.

*shows no emotion*

Pukka, pukka, pukka, pukka squeetily boink!


P.S. Ten Points to whoever first posts where that line originates. ;)

Pukka, pukka, pukka, pukka squeetily boink!


P.S. Ten Points to whoever first posts where that line originates. ;)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Walter Mitty?

Shh we're suppose to be acting like depressed germans fully dressed in black.

Never answer again!

*lights a cig*

There are people who feel, and then there is the human race.

*shows no emotion*
*is stoic*

Even a small pizza folded in half is a very big taco.

I should be studying, but spam is sooooo hard to resist.
I hear that. Spam is so addictive there should be a law against it or something.

:headbang: Die exams, DIE! :headbang:

I hear that. Spam is so addictive there should be a law against it or something.

:headbang: Die exams, DIE! :headbang:

DEATH to all exams!

I'm not pompous enough to claim that I'm as interesting and/or intelligent enough to post a self-indulgent "thought of the day".

Is that a thought?

"It is not the capacity of the mind, but it's usage that defines intelligence" -Ben Abrams (Moi)

All good things come to an end, so enjoy them while you can.


^ Was thought of because a lot of good friends have finished their international year, and are off back to their respective countries. It's more than likely I'll never see them again, so I'm quite sad.:(

Sunburn is painful.