NationStates Jolt Archive


If you were stranded on an island...

Sexiiness
11-06-2006, 04:39
This is just something fun..that shouldnt bring up any controversy!

If you were stranded on an island, and you could have one thing with you, what would it be?
Megaloria
11-06-2006, 04:41
A bridge.
Sexiiness
11-06-2006, 04:43
A bridge.

smart
Jujutsu Monks
11-06-2006, 04:43
A genie.
Nagapura
11-06-2006, 04:43
Brooke Burke...duh.:D
British Stereotypes
11-06-2006, 04:43
A bouncy castle.
Sexiiness
11-06-2006, 04:44
A bouncy castle.

what purpose would that serve?
Jujutsu Monks
11-06-2006, 04:45
what purpose would that serve?

A rudimentary raft.
Maraque
11-06-2006, 04:46
A fully charged working cellular phone.
Galloism
11-06-2006, 04:46
Catherine Zeta Jones with an irresistable attraction to me.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-06-2006, 04:46
This is just something fun..that shouldnt bring up any controversy!

If you were stranded on an island, and you could have one thing with you, what would it be?

The Starship Enterprise. :)
Nagapura
11-06-2006, 04:46
Catherine Zeta Jones with an irresistable attraction to me.

I second that...you know, if Brooke isn't available.
Megaloria
11-06-2006, 04:47
The Starship Enterprise. :)

Joke's on you. They'd beam you up and you'd still be on the island.
Galloism
11-06-2006, 04:47
The Starship Enterprise. :)

Weren't all the Enterprise ships devoid of landing gear? It would have to be a crashed Enterprise.
Sexiiness
11-06-2006, 04:48
Catherine Zeta Jones with an irresistable attraction to me.

impossible..2nd choice:p
Lunatic Goofballs
11-06-2006, 04:50
Weren't all the Enterprise ships devoid of landing gear? It would have to be a crashed Enterprise.
I suppose it could be in orbit and I could just have contact with it.

But just in case, I change my answer to U.S.S. Voyager. It could land. :)
Serenity class firefly
11-06-2006, 04:50
the novice guide to raft building....:cool:
Galloism
11-06-2006, 04:51
impossible..2nd choice:p

Ok, a solar powered holodeck with a Catherine Zeta Jones program, a skydiving program, and... well lots of programs.
Sexiiness
11-06-2006, 04:52
Ok, a solar powered holodeck with a Catherine Zeta Jones program, a skydiving program, and... well lots of programs.

ah
Harlesburg
11-06-2006, 04:52
Awesome Computer with kick arse systems and games.
Thanosara
11-06-2006, 04:52
First Choice - Satellite Phone

Second Choice - A lifetime supply of monkey chow...wouldn't be tasty, but it's the only single item that covers all nutrional requirements.
Galloism
11-06-2006, 04:52
I suppose it could be in orbit and I could just have contact with it.

But just in case, I change my answer to U.S.S. Voyager. It could land. :)

But then you would be stuck dealing with Janeway. You sure you want to be on an island and be tortured at the same time?
The Parkus Empire
11-06-2006, 04:52
A laptop with a wireless internet conection. I would e-mail for help.:D
Zilam
11-06-2006, 04:54
This is just something fun..that shouldnt bring up any controversy!
If you were stranded on an island, and you could have one thing with you, what would it be?


Just to add some controvesy. I will bring a statue of a black, gay Jesus, which has a hitler mustache, and a turban, all the meanwhile having a penis, and womanly breasts.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-06-2006, 04:55
But then you would be stuck dealing with Janeway. You sure you want to be on an island and be tortured at the same time?

I just want the ship. :)

But if I must deal with the crew, then I suppose the captain and I can find something to do that would mellow her out a bit. :cool:
Not bad
11-06-2006, 04:55
Migratory coconuts
Lunatic Goofballs
11-06-2006, 04:56
Just to add some controvesy. I will bring a statue of a black, gay Jesus, which has a hitler mustache, and a turban, all the meanwhile having a penis, and womanly breasts.

Have it clubbing a baby seal. :)
Slaughterhouse five
11-06-2006, 04:56
a rock

you can never go wrong with a rock
Galloism
11-06-2006, 04:56
I just want the ship. :)

But if I must deal with the crew, then I suppose the captain and I can find something to do that would mellow her out a bit. :cool:

Ew.
Maraque
11-06-2006, 04:56
Just to add some controvesy. I will bring a statue of a black, gay Jesus, which has a hitler mustache, and a turban, all the meanwhile having a penis, and womanly breasts.ROFL!:eek:
Megaloria
11-06-2006, 04:57
a rock

you can never go wrong with a rock

Unless the other guy has paper.
Zilam
11-06-2006, 04:59
Have it clubbing a baby seal. :)


Why? Its not like thats bad or anything. Heck, I do it twice a day!
Slaughterhouse five
11-06-2006, 04:59
Unless the other guy has paper.

damn,

can i also have a pair of scissors?
Utracia
11-06-2006, 05:00
A boat would be nice.
Lunatic Goofballs
11-06-2006, 05:00
damn,

can i also have a pair of scissors?

THe rock broke em. You're screwed. :p
New Zealandium
11-06-2006, 05:00
I've never clubbed a baby seal, but for some reason, they daily run into a club I happen to be carrying. Odd.
Zilam
11-06-2006, 05:02
I've never clubbed a baby seal, but for some reason, they daily run into a club I happen to be carrying. Odd.


Just like JFK's head rode into that bullet...Hmmmm...
Hobovillia
11-06-2006, 05:07
I've never clubbed a baby seal, but for some reason, they daily run into a club I happen to be carrying. Odd.

Or just happen to run into the bullets that coincidentally slip out of the gun for no reason...
Kazus
11-06-2006, 05:26
People (yes, MULTIPLE people) to have sex with.
Galloism
11-06-2006, 05:27
People (yes, MULTIPLE people) to have sex with.

Hey, if he gets that, I get Catherine Zeta Jones!
Utracia
11-06-2006, 05:33
Hey, if he gets that, I get Catherine Zeta Jones!

Fun as it sounds I think I'll stick with asking for a boat.
Galloism
11-06-2006, 05:45
Fun as it sounds I think I'll stick with asking for a boat.

If I was stuck on a deserted island with CZJ and she can't resist me, why the hell would I want a boat?
Zilam
11-06-2006, 05:45
Fun as it sounds I think I'll stick with asking for a boat.


Screw a boat, or my Jesus statue, Ill go with the whole victoria's secret model lineup, and they are all super horny...Either I am getting laid, or i get to watch a massive lesbian orgy. Either way is fine with me, although, losing all of my blodily fluids on an island in the ocean, with no clear source of pure water, would be troublesome.
La Habana Cuba
11-06-2006, 05:46
check out my Gilligians Island thread and post on it, LOL.
Anglachel and Anguirel
11-06-2006, 05:48
Hell, I'd take a fully equipped cruise liner (preferably NOT beached on the island). Then I can get the hell out of there and relax while I'm at it.
Sexy Goddesses
11-06-2006, 05:53
My bf Ben so at least I could be stranded and busy... ;)
Zilam
11-06-2006, 05:58
My bf Ben so at least I could be stranded and busy... ;)


You know, if Ben doens't keep you busy, Im only two islands down, with my victoria's secret models ;)
Anti-Social Darwinism
11-06-2006, 06:15
Ahhhh. Alone at last. A complete, fully stocked, chef's kitchen.