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Which do you prefer? Im tired of politics, I just want to go out tonight have a few drinks and meet some young lady. Or should I sit before my computer and eat delicious food to sate myself.
Which do you prefer for 'yourself' and more importantly which do you do?

Sex...or food? Yeeeargh!! *brain explodes*

Never have sex with food if that's what you're thinking.

Sex with food.

Ever see "Death row Game Show"?:D

Do you need food? then eat food. then have sex.

Which do you prefer? Im tired of politics, I just want to go out tonight have a few drinks and meet some young lady. Or should I sit before my computer and eat delicious food to sate myself.
Which do you prefer for 'yourself' and more importantly which do you do?

I prefer the going out :) Social interaction is so much better than procrastinating behind a computer.

sex and food?


















please??

The best thing is sex then food :D

Speaking of food and sex..."Your mother makes good breakfast" :D

ı cant concentrate on sex if Im eating at the same time'! Or cant concantrate on eating while trying to have sex. It causes blood to rush to stomach instead of where its needed! :D

What about having sex while eating food?

easy one, sex and lots of it. And then a big meal to recover.

What about having sex while eating food?
i was thinking more of eating food off your partner *nods*

At a quick glance, I thought this was about the UN's "Food for Sex' scandal.

The UN Sex Scandal (http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/081zxelz.asp)

"LAST MONTH A CLASSIFIED UNITED Nations report prompted Secretary General Kofi Annan to admit that U.N. peacekeepers and staff have sexually abused or exploited war refugees in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The worst of the 150 or so allegations of misconduct--some of them captured on videotape--include pedophilia, rape, and prostitution. While a U.N. investigation into the scandal continues, the organization has just suspended two more peacekeepers in neighboring Burundi over similar charges. The revelations come three years after another U.N. report found "widespread" evidence of sexual abuse of West African refugees.

Various U.N. reports and interviews with humanitarian groups suggest that international peacekeeping missions are creating a predatory sexual culture among vulnerable refugees--from relief workers who demand sexual favors in exchange for food to U.N. troops who rape women at gunpoint."

And I prefer sex over food, btw. :cool:

Which do you prefer? Im tired of politics, I just want to go out tonight have a few drinks and meet some young lady. Or should I sit before my computer and eat delicious food to sate myself.
Which do you prefer for 'yourself' and more importantly which do you do?
Actually, both! I sit at my PC and eat sparingly while searching teh intraweb for young women who like older men! Mwahahahahaha! :D

Well I need food to live, but I don't need sex(I just really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really want it), so food FTW.

or, PM, you could eat your partner aftet you've had sex.

I choose...both!

If you go out often, tonight stay at home and enjoy. If you don't, than geat out and get laid!

Which do you prefer? Im tired of politics, I just want to go out tonight have a few drinks and meet some young lady. Or should I sit before my computer and eat delicious food to sate myself.
Which do you prefer for 'yourself' and more importantly which do you do?

Wait. Wait. Wait. You didn't give us enough choices. My choices, in order:

BOOZE

FOOD

SEX

I suggest you go out, get shit-faced, hit the drive-up window for a cheeseburger and fries and then come home and wonder what happened to your sex life. I know that's MY plan! :D

At a quick glance, I thought this was about the UN's "Food for Sex' scandal.

The UN Sex Scandal (http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/005/081zxelz.asp)

"LAST MONTH A CLASSIFIED UNITED Nations report prompted Secretary General Kofi Annan to admit that U.N. peacekeepers and staff have sexually abused or exploited war refugees in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The worst of the 150 or so allegations of misconduct--some of them captured on videotape--include pedophilia, rape, and prostitution. While a U.N. investigation into the scandal continues, the organization has just suspended two more peacekeepers in neighboring Burundi over similar charges. The revelations come three years after another U.N. report found "widespread" evidence of sexual abuse of West African refugees.

Various U.N. reports and interviews with humanitarian groups suggest that international peacekeeping missions are creating a predatory sexual culture among vulnerable refugees--from relief workers who demand sexual favors in exchange for food to U.N. troops who rape women at gunpoint."

And I prefer sex over food, btw. :cool:
Thank you for further crushing my psyche and morale about the fate of human race :p
Actually, both! I sit at my PC and eat sparingly while searching teh intraweb for young women who like older men! Mwahahahahaha!
Now thats a good choice too

If you go out often, tonight stay at home and enjoy. If you don't, than geat out and ged laid!

lol the expression of getting laid always amazes me :D

Actually, both! I sit at my PC and eat sparingly while searching teh intraweb for young women who like older men! Mwahahahahaha! :D

Yeah, we sortof noticed.

;)

Wait. Wait. Wait. You didn't give us enough choices. My choices, in order:

BOOZE

FOOD

SEX

I suggest you go out, get shit-faced, hit the drive-up window for a cheeseburger and fries and then come home and wonder what happened to your sex life. I know that's MY plan! :D
Muwahahahah!

Yeah, we sortof noticed.

;)
LMAO! Hey! Tell me it's not kewl and I'll stop it! :p

LMAO! Hey! Tell me it's not kewl and I'll stop it! :p
According to myspace it is kewl.

LMAO! Hey! Tell me it's not kewl and I'll stop it! :p

Meh, doesn't really bother me none. :p

Well, you need food for the energy to have sex (and, you know, to live)... plus food rocks, so, following that stream of thought, I'd have to say food in a "choose one or the other for the rest of your life" way.

But if it was an immediate choice of eating some food or having sex... sex!
Or both *nods* as already mentioned...

According to myspace it is kewl.
Say what? What do you mean? :confused:

The Sex Channel just had a bit on food fetishes on last night.
Coincidence.

Meh, doesn't really bother me none. :p
Oh? Hmmm. I guess what you don't know can't hurt ME! :D

Sex followed by food. Followed by more sex.

Oh? Hmmm. I guess what you don't know can't hurt ME! :D

Maybe I know more than you think. Yeah, that's right. Maybe I should tell everyone about that incident. Yeah, that one.

:p

What if you have sex with your food?

What? Nothing?

:(

Eat, give your stomach a while to do it's thing and then run off to do the social bit. With the sex bit if you do well.

But if it was an immediate choice of eating some food or having sex... sex!
Or both *nods* as already mentioned...
i like the way you think! :D ;)

LMAO! Hey! Tell me it's not kewl and I'll stop it! :p

It's not kewl. It could be cool... but not to me...

What? Nothing?

:(
I was trying to imagine the picture. Its hot for female to use vegetables but I cant find a vegetable suitable for man?:eek:
Pumpkin is erotic of course but not practical_??

I was trying to imagine the picture. Its hot for female to use vegetables but I cant find a vegetable suitable for man?:eek:
Pumpkin is erotic of course but not practical_??

I think the vegetables will remain for females' use. :cool:

I believe the rule of thumb is you have to wait 30 minutes after eating to have sex, or you'll get cramps.

But why wait 30 minutes? You can always eat afterwards! ;-)

I was trying to imagine the picture. Its hot for female to use vegetables but I cant find a vegetable suitable for man?:eek:
Pumpkin is erotic of course but not practical_??
:eek:

What if I gutted a huge cucumber and.. you know..

I think the vegetables will remain for females' use. :cool:
Of course!

*buys a turkey*

Of course!

*buys a turkey*

that was what I was afraid of... do you know the mexican that was hit by a meteor while having sex with a chicken? I will link picture if I can find it ıts a real thing :D

Of course!

*buys a turkey*

You really ought to watch "Death Row Game Show":p It has a scene where an imate from solitary confinement is given the choice between sex and a turkey dinner...You can guess what he chose.:D

Of course!

*buys a turkey*

.... *blinks* o.O

You really ought to watch "Death Row Game Show":p It has a scene where an imate from solitary confinement is given the choice between sex and a turkey dinner...You can guess what he chose.:D
The dinner I hope.

The dinner I hope.
Agreed.

The dinner I hope.

Think again. Nothing like watching an emaciated man humping a roast turkey dinner to put you off your feed for a few days.

Why do I have to choose in the first place? I had great sex AND great food yesterday :D

Why do I have to choose in the first place? I had great sex AND great food yesterday :D
You'll make us all jelous.

By the way, what happened to your and THH's Dublin art contest!?

OR! did you both give up the art in favour of sex and food?!

Think again. Nothing like watching an emaciated man humping a roast turkey dinner to put you off your feed for a few days.

...Meep! :eek:

You'll make us all jelous.

By the way, what happened to your and THH's Dublin art contest!?

OR! did you both give up the art in favour of sex and food?!

Er... well.... in my case, life just got in the way, somehow. Don't know what happened to him, though, I haven't seen him around in a while.

And no, I didn't give up art. In fact, yesterday triggered some more creativity and I'm doing a new painting right now :D

SEX!!!:fluffle:

its not that hard of a disition:upyours: :headbang:

Er... well.... in my case, life just got in the way, somehow. Don't know what happened to him, though, I haven't seen him around in a while.

And no, I didn't give up art. In fact, yesterday triggered some more creativity and I'm doing a new painting right now :DAh darn. So my imaginings of Cabra and THH wrapped up in a rapturous, amorous embrace are not factual. One can still dream, I suppose.
But yay! post the painting when it's done!!

Ah darn. So my imaginings of Cabra and THH wrapped up in a rapturous, amorous embrace are not factual. One can still dream, I suppose.
But yay! post the painting when it's done!!

Will do... right now, it's drying so I can get to the next step ;)

And, no, not me and THH, sorry to destroy that little fantasy

SEX!!!:fluffle:

its not that hard of a disition:upyours: :headbang:
I bet you're 14

I bet you're 14

Im not 14 and sex is still the obvious answer. these sex or something else polls never have an alternative that is anywhere as near as good as sex. if such a thing exists at all.

Food. As I've never actually had sex, I can live the rest of my life without missing anything, as it's addictive. Food, on the other hand, I could live the rest of my life without, but said life would be very short...

Hmmm this is definately a tough one. Normally I'd say sex too, but there are times where I just crave some sorta food, and there is no way sex could ever sattisfy at that time. The truth is u could live without sex but you couldnt live without food. Though I think I'd go mad without sex... :eek:

I can get food...

Hmm...I just got a rather perverted thought about how to combine the two. :p

Hmm...I just got a rather perverted thought about how to combine the two. :p

LOL, I bet alot of people have had the same thought.

Hmmm, I wonder if body chocolate counts as food... ;)

Food for the celibate

I definatately would not give up food for sex, but that is probably not how the Topic Starter meant it.

Which satisfies more kind of depends on how hungry I am. If I'm starving, sex is bound to kill me, if I'm stuffed full of food, I'd rather eat some more than having to put up the effort of having sex. The quality of the food and the identity of the partner matter too, of course. I'm married, after all.

Food and sex go together nicely. Food has long been an aphrodisaic and the right foods even simulate feelings similiar to sex (see chocolate).

The best answer I may honestly give is, it's dependent on my mood. Right now I would pick sex over food, but maybe later today I would pick food over sex. Maybe even food and sex together.

Maybe I know more than you think. Yeah, that's right. Maybe I should tell everyone about that incident. Yeah, that one.

:p
"Lay on McDuff, and cursed be he who frist cries, 'Hold! Enough!'" :D

It's not kewl. It could be cool... but not to me...
Not you! HIM! :p

I prefer sex with food.

"Lay on McDuff, and cursed be he who frist cries, 'Hold! Enough!'" :D

How does that quote apply?

Not you! HIM! :p

Well, I believe he answered, I just chose to answer too. Live with it. :D

I prefer sex with food.
A carrot up your...:eek:

Sorry. I'm bad.

A carrot up your...:eek:

Sorry. I'm bad.


Carrot hell! Try an eggplant! :p

How does that quote apply?
He threatened to reveal certain ... things about me. So I was telling him to do his worst. :D

i was thinking more of eating food off your partner *nods*

This is probably the best option available to you.

Carrot hell! Try an eggplant! :p
Eggplant? I've never heard of it. Is that some kind of vegetable?

Well, I believe he answered, I just chose to answer too. Live with it. :D
No!
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Eggplant? I've never heard of it. Is that some kind of vegetable?

Yes. And quite large and solid (prior to being cooked). I fail to see how it could be used without pain for females, nor how it could be practical for males.

Eggplant? I've never heard of it. Is that some kind of vegetable?

You call it an aubergine perhaps.

No!
http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9432/smileytroutsmack28zf.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Oh, bad imp! Katrina's been missing you! Go back to the Borderlands!
(sorry, inside joke)

No!
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Gah! Eut's whipped out his um..."trout" again. :eek:

You call it an aubergine perhaps.
Never heard of it! It is a vegetable though isn't it?
*Points and laughs at Cluichstan* You're the veggie orifice boy! :D

Never heard of it! It is a vegetable though isn't it?
*Points and laughs at Cluichstan* You're the veggie orifice boy! :D

An eggplant is a rather large purple sort of thing.

I imagine it would hurt.

A lot.

An eggplant is a rather large purple sort of thing.

I imagine it would hurt.

A lot.

Ouch me too

eat something real quick that way you have energy to have sex all damn night.

Sex in food. Just tip over a cart full of apples and see if you get more bruises than them.

As a produce specialist, I can offer several recommendations for exotic fruits. Consider the passion fruit, which is merely a cluster of seeds contained in goo and surrounded by a thin yet rigid rind. They pop easily enough and can be very, VERY messy. Strawberries and cherries are given plenty of thought, but consider raspberries and blackberries as a tangy alternative. And nothing puts the zing in your schwing like a squeeze of lime.


...Avoid potatoes.

Sex with food.

Ever see "Death row Game Show"?:D

Well, having sex while food is present is good.

Ive never tried having sex with it though, it might be fun....kinky...

This is one of the most difficult questions ever.

*must... resist... making... jokes...*

Which do you prefer? Im tired of politics, I just want to go out tonight have a few drinks and meet some young lady. Or should I sit before my computer and eat delicious food to sate myself.
Which do you prefer for 'yourself' and more importantly which do you do?

Good food is safer. Less chance of incurable stds and unwanted pregnancy. And, if you eat enough, you don't need to worry about sex.

that was what I was afraid of... do you know the mexican that was hit by a meteor while having sex with a chicken? I will link picture if I can find it ?ts a real thing :D
That must be one damned embarrassed Mexican...

Anyway -- go out and look for sex. The exercise will boost your appetite. For food. And more sex. It's the circle of life.

Gah! Eut's whipped out his um..."trout" again. :eek:
Intimidating, ain't it! :D

Food or sex? Depends on my mood.

Ah darn. So my imaginings of Cabra and THH wrapped up in a rapturous, amorous embrace are not factual. One can still dream, I suppose.
But yay! post the painting when it's done!!
*pictures sceen from "Ghost"*

Allll that clay.. :eek:

Food. I´ve never been rejected by a chocolate eclair yet.

Food. I´ve never been rejected by a chocolate eclair yet.
The french are easy like that ;)

I just had food, and it was so good. So right now it would be sex..

Just depends on the situation.

That's preposterous !
What monsters are you ?
Sex !
Food !

Incredible how fragile the humane condition is, astonishing how small you are.
Are you thinking parties? Food between partners? OK!

But mixing the pleasures of the table with a good sex is criminal.
Or you eat or you have sex.

Mixing the two is only hygienic and of poor interest for a sober discussion. Easy to be sucked when eating some oysters, but the pleasure is not complete.

Do you mix football and car racing?

Mass communion is only the annual party to enjoy our neighbour wives and holy sex is the contrition act we should fulfill everyday with the most appropriate partner we have met during the day.

Food is on the contrary the daily meal to subsist, and weekly good meals are an offrand we never miss or mix with sex or sports (nor alcohol).

In our Holy Land we have a Day for happy food, another for happy sex, alcohol, sports, killing, politics and the las one for religions. In your spare time you can exacerbate your senses like you want.



The High Priest
- Epicurian -

Whichever has more variety.

Call back in 90 years and I'll tell you.