NationStates Jolt Archive


What would you do fer a BILLION DOLLARS??????

The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 14:20
OK, we've had a thread like this about a million dollars (We argued about me being Hindu), but I wanna know what you would do fer a BILLION DOLLARZ!!!!!!!!!!!1

Me??

I'd go around the world.
Fass
10-06-2006, 14:22
I'd hire a goon who'd beat up people who start threads like these.
Deep Kimchi
10-06-2006, 14:22
I'd hire a goon who'd beat up people who start threads like these.
I have experience.
BogMarsh
10-06-2006, 14:23
do 'fer', or do 'with'?
Fass
10-06-2006, 14:23
I have experience.

You're hired. I hope you accept öre.
Biotopia
10-06-2006, 14:34
OK, we've had a thread like this about a million dollars (We argued about me being Hindu), but I wanna know what you would do fer a BILLION DOLLARZ!!!!!!!!!!!1

Me??

I'd go around the world.

I'd invent a computer that locked the keyboard for noobs... No screw that it would electrocute them with increasing intensity for every surplus ! they write and then force-read them a 4 hour lecture on correct grammar for every 1 they also include.
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 14:35
You're hired. I hope you accept öre.
Well, uh... considering the events of...........uh.............

*Hops into bullet-proof Enzo Ferrari and speeds away*
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 14:37
I'd invent a computer that locked the keyboard for noobs...
I'm not a n00b.
Deep Kimchi
10-06-2006, 14:38
Well, uh... considering the events of...........uh.............

*Hops into bullet-proof Enzo Ferrari and speeds away*

*turns on thermal sight of MILAN anti-tank guided missile*
Biotopia
10-06-2006, 14:39
I'm not a n00b.

I wasn't saying you were!!!!!11!!1
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 14:42
*turns on thermal sight of MILAN anti-tank guided missile*
*Hops out of Enzo just before it falls off cliff*

*sniff*, I loved that car!

*Hijacks Porsche and speeds away AGAIN*
BogMarsh
10-06-2006, 14:42
*turns on thermal sight of MILAN anti-tank guided missile*

*arms photon-torpedoes*
Deep Kimchi
10-06-2006, 14:45
*Hops out of Enzo just before it falls off cliff*

*sniff*, I loved that car!

*Hijacks Porsche and speeds away AGAIN*

*missile hits Eiffel Tower*

Sorry! I did that!
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 14:45
I wasn't saying you were!!!!!11!!1
Oh, sorry.

*Offers ride in Porsche*
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 14:47
*missile hits Eiffel Tower*

Sorry! I did that!
*Eiffel Tower collapses and lands on Deep Kimchi with a big explosion*

*Revs Porsche to top speed*
Gargantua City State
10-06-2006, 14:53
I wouldn't do anything for a billion dollars. No one needs that much money. It's just wasteful.
Biotopia
10-06-2006, 14:54
Oh, sorry.

*Offers ride in Porsche*

Ohh, Porsche, i'll take that offer!
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 14:58
Ohh, Porsche, i'll take that offer!
All RIGHTY then!!

*Grabs Biotopia and puts Biotopia in passenger seat and drives away*
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 15:06
do 'fer', or do 'with'?
Do for.
Ifreann
10-06-2006, 15:11
Do for.
Then why is everyone talking about do with?
BogMarsh
10-06-2006, 15:13
Do for.

OK.

I'd go around the world a couple of times for 1 Billion USD.
And then some too.
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 15:14
Then why is everyone talking about do with?
Maybe they don't get the point.
Ifreann
10-06-2006, 15:16
Maybe they don't get the point.
Well I blame you since you said you'd go around the world, and that sounds like something you'd do with $1 billion.
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 15:19
Well I blame you since you said you'd go around the world, and that sounds like something you'd do with $1 billion.
Yeah, it does, does'nt it??
IL Ruffino
10-06-2006, 15:20
I'd hire a goon who'd beat up people who start threads like these.
Same here.
Psychotic Military
10-06-2006, 15:21
Id bye a KIT KATand have a break..! :D
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 15:25
Same here.
Are you going to do that??
Biotopia
10-06-2006, 15:31
wait, am i getting a billion dollar for coming in the porsche with you or not?
IL Ruffino
10-06-2006, 15:38
Are you going to do that??
Sure.
Neo Kervoskia
10-06-2006, 16:11
Laugh at an orphan.
Cluichstan
10-06-2006, 16:12
I'd have wild monkeysex with Eutrusca.
Big Jim P
10-06-2006, 16:21
Easier to list what I wouldn't do for a billion: Commit suicide.
The Remote Islands
10-06-2006, 17:11
wait, am i getting a billion dollar for coming in the porsche with you or not?
No.
Nadkor
10-06-2006, 17:55
I'd ask for one billion pounds instead.
Klitvilia
10-06-2006, 18:04
OK, we've had a thread like this about a million dollars (We argued about me being Hindu), but I wanna know what you would do fer a BILLION DOLLARZ!!!!!!!!!!!1

Me??

I'd go around the world.


I think he means what would you do FOR a billion dollars. he says he would go around the world to get a billion. However, I may be wrong, as going around the world is not that hard with a supersonic jet. maybe he just means doing it the way maggelian did.

Or 'fer' really was meant to be 'with'


Anyway,

For: work in a Chinese sweat shop for half my life

With: buy Carnival Cruise Lines inc., and have my own ship, then live quietly (except for private cruises once or twice or three times a year :D)
Hokan
10-06-2006, 18:05
I wouldn't do anything that harms me or others.
Or anything exceeding a time period of two years.