Father---Father, please don't go.
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 19:49
My dad.. is.. going.. to.. the.. NASCAR.. race.. in.. the.. Poconos.
*pukes*
How--can I save him?
*cries*
Take him to a demolition derby.
It's like Nascar, except none of that boring going around in a circle nonsense. Just violent violent crashing.
Hydesland
09-06-2006, 19:50
Nascar is Teh Pwnage, you mean saving your dad from being pwned right!!
Neo Kervoskia
09-06-2006, 19:51
Get him really drunk and lock him in the closet.
Get him really drunk and lock him in the closet.
"Mom dad's drunk and coming out of the closet!"?
Really couldn't resist.
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 19:52
Take him to a demolition derby.
It's like Nascar, except none of that boring going around in a circle nonsense. Just violent violent crashing.
Hmm..
Sumamba Buwhan
09-06-2006, 19:54
kill him 'till he died from it.
Neo Kervoskia
09-06-2006, 19:54
Hmm..
http://www.laist.com/archives/redneck.jpg
You have nothing to fear but that above. ^
Rip his ticket or break his legs
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 19:57
Nascar is Teh Pwnage, you mean saving your dad from being pwned right!!
..
*smacks you*
Hydesland
09-06-2006, 19:59
..
*smacks you*
Runs you over with a Nascar....oh the irony.
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 20:00
Get him really drunk and lock him in the closet.
Why would I share alcohol?
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 20:01
http://www.laist.com/archives/redneck.jpg
You have nothing to fear but that above. ^
*kills self*
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 20:02
Runs you over with a Nascar....oh the irony.
*dies again*
Tzorsland
09-06-2006, 20:03
My dad.. is.. going.. to.. the.. NASCAR.. race.. in.. the.. Poconos.
You know, there was a time when the Poconos were known for their honeymoon suites occupied by romantic newlyweds.
Then it became a haven for senior citizens who wanted to revist those honeymoon suites with the heart shaped pools in every room.
I thought it coudn't get worse than that.
NASCAR ... guess I was wrong. :p
Saige Dragon
09-06-2006, 20:04
My dad.. is.. going.. to.. the.. NASCAR.. race.. in.. the.. Poconos.
*pukes*
How--can I save him?
*cries*
Save him? Save yourself and go with him.
IL Ruffino
09-06-2006, 20:52
Save him? Save yourself and go with him.
:eek:
No!
Just buy him a toy train that whistles. It should do.