NationStates Jolt Archive

Three North Carolina men have been arrested for performing amateure castrations on willing victims. They videotaped the proceedures and kept the organs in a tupperware container in the freezer. Now, I'm probably better off not knowing what they planned to do with the bucket 'O Balls, but I kind of want to know why the fuck anyone would consent to getting castrated.

http://www.courttv.com/trials/castration/041106_ctv.html

Updated April 12, 2006, 1:08 p.m. ET

Yeah, this was interesting two months ago when we had threads about it.

Man, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww ...

Three North Carolina men have been arrested for performing amateure castrations on willing victims. They videotaped the proceedures and kept the organs in a tupperware container in the freezer. Now, I'm probably better off not knowing what they planned to do with the bucket 'O Balls, but I kind of want to know why the fuck anyone would consent to getting castrated.

http://www.courttv.com/trials/castration/041106_ctv.html


Nice. "Amateur Castrations" is something I never want to hear again. Kinda like "willing victim" too.

You're either a victim or a "willing subject"-usually not both.


I have a rubbermaid bin with probably 1000 GOLF balls in it. I thought this was going to be similar when I read the title.

Updated April 12, 2006, 1:08 p.m. ET

Yeah, this was interesting two months ago when we had threads about it.
Sorry, I didn't see the threads. I guess you'll just have to deal with one more thread on the subject.

Scrumptious.

Updated April 12, 2006, 1:08 p.m. ET

Yeah, this was interesting two months ago when we had threads about it.



Yeah, DCD- dont you search all the archives before you post something you just found out about?

You're boring Fass to death. Almost.

Yeah, DCD- dont you search all the archives before you post something you just found out about?

Apparently don't read the time stamp of the things you post, either. Let me guess, next he's gonna post "Your base are belong to us" or tell us about this "Goatse" site we all just have to see, or tell us Saddam was captured...

You're boring Fass to death. Almost.

Oh, the lament.

Hmm, well I know some guys who I have wished that on, but of course none of them would have willingly done it. :eek:

Apparently don't read the time stamp of the things you post, either. Let me guess, next he's gonna post "Your base are belong to us" or tell us about this "Goatse" site we all just have to see, or tell us Saddam was captured...



Oh, the lament.


How sassy.

How sassy.

http://www.adequatulence.com/hartman/vault/pictures/sassy.jpg

From two months ago, to a catch phrase from more than a decade ago...

Apparently don't read the time stamp of the things you post, either. Let me guess, next he's gonna post "Your base are belong to us" or tell us about this "Goatse" site we all just have to see, or tell us Saddam was captured...



Oh, the lament.
No, I wasn't going to post all those things, but here's tubgirl, just for you.

clicky (http://www.joeyesp.com/fine/tub_girl.jpg)

Well did you really think I was going to post the real tubgirl?

No, I wasn't going to post all those things, but here's tubgirl, just for you.

clicky (http://www.joeyesp.com/fine/tub_girl.jpg)

Well did you really think I was going to post the real tubgirl?

Tubgirl needs a sex change.

Wouldn't have bothered me if you had.

http://www.adequatulence.com/hartman/vault/pictures/sassy.jpg

From two months ago, to a catch phrase from more than a decade ago...


I said "How sassy".

The "catch phrase" you chose to refer to was "sassy,very sassy".

Your sassism is baseless. Perhaps you'll have a good weekend.

I said "How sassy".

The "catch phrase" you chose to refer to was "sassy,very sassy".

No, the actual catch phrase was anything with "sassy" in it. From the simple "Sassy!" to the inquisitive "Sassy?" and "Did someone say sassy?" to the descriptive "I just stepped in a big pile of sass."

I trust you to pick up on the pattern.

Your sassism is baseless. Perhaps you'll have a good weekend.

And perhaps my job will not be filled with needy people.

No, the actual catch phrase was anything with "sassy" in it. From the simple "Sassy!" to the inquisitive "Sassy?" and "Did someone say sassy?" to the descriptive "I just stepped in a big pile of sass."

I trust you to pick up on the pattern.



And perhaps my job will not be filled with needy people.


*sigh*

So by my own simple use of a word clearly describing you, I've fallen out of fashion.

Do cheer up though. I hate to see you so miserable and impatient.

*sigh*

So by my own simple use of a word clearly describing you, I've fallen out of fashion.

Falling out assumes having been in.

Do cheer up though. I hate to see you so miserable and impatient.

How uncharacteristic of me.

Falling out assumes having been in.



How uncharacteristic of me.


ok- good luck. I'm not playing a game of "last word" if you're going to be a bitter twat.

ok- good luck. I'm not playing a game of "last word" if you're going to be a bitter twat.

As if I sometimes aren't.

Your sassism is baseless.

I'm sorry, but this must be said ...

All your base are belong to sass!

I'm sorry, but this must be said ...

All your base are belong to sass!
I'm not sure an apology is enough to cover that one. :rolleyes:

A thread about tupperware and sass?

Interesting.

How the hell do you find so many people willing to be castrated?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Also - perhaps we should update the old saying -

There are three things certain in life: death, taxes and getting on the nerves of Fass

Three North Carolina men have been arrested for performing amateure castrations on willing victims. They videotaped the proceedures and kept the organs in a tupperware container in the freezer. Now, I'm probably better off not knowing what they planned to do with the bucket 'O Balls, but I kind of want to know why the fuck anyone would consent to getting castrated.

http://www.courttv.com/trials/castration/041106_ctv.html
I think it has something to do with Xislakilinia's comment about Lunatic "Flesh Skep" Goofballs's LG identifier thread - the comment about a bear trap and a pendulum. *nods emphatically*

EDIT:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11123477&postcount=41

They're just insane, thats all.

They're just insane, thats all.
Occam in da house!