NationStates Jolt Archive

A woman who bought a chihuahua puppy only to have it die shortly after returned to the dog breeder's house and beat her with the dead puppy. So what strange objects have you ever used as a weapon? The weirdest thing I ever used was one of my sneakers to slap an aquaintance of mine who was being annoying and whiny after we'd gotten arrested and were sitting handcuffed to a bench in the police station.

http://www.wmur.com/news/9341231/detail.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zDZ5qd2EgE

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486773

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zDZ5qd2EgE
Yeah, I saw that one on TV. Who can deny that pro wrestling is the best entertainment value?

I once picked up a frozen fish (whole,mind you, complete with eyeballs) at Walmart and slapped my roommate on the ass with it.

a desk stapler for one. in grade school.