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What do you think is the best way to resolve annoying disputes?

Hahah surly a joke surly?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486664


I still love you though Bottle.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486664


I still love you though Bottle.
D'oh. I don't come around here enough.

For thusly embarassing me (by pointing out that I am a doof) I hereby challenge you to resolve our conflict in a duel. The weapon of choice? CHIHUAHUA PUPPIES!

D'oh. I don't come around here enough.

For thusly embarassing me (by pointing out that I am a doof) I hereby challenge you to resolve our conflict in a duel. The weapon of choice? CHIHUAHUA PUPPIES!

Sword fight style or as projectiles?


The other thread didn't have a spiffy question to go with it though. I guess Chihuhua puppy fighting IS a good way to resolve disputes. Ya'know, just to answer your question.

I wish I was a lawyer...I remember acting like one as a child...oh, no that was yesterday when I was arguing the points of punk...

uh-huh.

nuh-uh.

cuz i said so.

prove it.

I really wish there were simpler ways, like rock paper scissors...

Sword fight style or as projectiles?

Surprise me.


The other thread didn't have a spiffy question to go with it though. I guess Chihuhua puppy fighting IS a good way to resolve disputes. Ya'know, just to answer your question.
See, and that's what I bring to NS: in addition to posting repetative threads, linking to silly and out-dated pseudo-humorous material on the internets, and harping endlessly about gay marriage and abortion and communism, I also pose goofy diversionary questions!

Seriously, though, I sometimes have dreamed of being a judge in like a small claims court or something, because I would totally lay it down for people. If you come to my court with some bullshit whining lawsuit, the bailiff dumps a jar of scorpions down your shirt. You sure you want to file that? Yeah, didn't think so. Oh, so you people are arguing over who this puppy belongs to? If it's not important enough to mudwrestle over, then it's not important enough to argue about. Get in the ring.

Surprise me.



*starts wildly throwing chuahuas*


Seriously, though, I sometimes have dreamed of being a judge in like a small claims court or something, because I would totally lay it down for people. If you come to my court with some bullshit whining lawsuit, the bailiff dumps a jar of scorpions down your shirt. You sure you want to file that? Yeah, didn't think so. Oh, so you people are arguing over who this puppy belongs to? If it's not important enough to mudwrestle over, then it's not important enough to argue about. Get in the ring.


"court rules: Nobody gives a shit. Get out"

"court rules: Nobody gives a shit. Get out"


Yay!