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So the other day i have my orthodontist appointment. He accuses me of not wearing my retarnier [even though i do] and says some crap then charges us $75 for a new one. So now my parents are pissed, even though ive been wearing it and no one belives me. So tonight i go to put them on, and i find the case chewed through and one retariner missing and the other broken [the dog]. So i told my dad, hes uber pissed and we are schulding a new one. It wast even my fault! It was up on a table! What was i soppused to do? I thought it was safe. And scince my b-days in a week they're like saying no party or anything like that to pay for the retarniers and they are giving all sorts of punsihments, and they dont even know how much an upper retartiner costs yet.
Horray, Im fucked!

Not really a point, i just need somewhere to rant.
Sorry if this is spam, which i dont think it is.

Sorry if this is spam, which i dont think it is.

Many will take the opportunity to tell you that it is, simply because the only thing to respond to your story is "ok, that's interesting... [end of thread]".

It's your own fault for having teeth. If you had lost most of your teeth in a childhood biking accident or by being beaten about the head and neck with a tire iron, you wouldn't have these problems now.

:)

It's your own fault for having teeth. If you had lost most of your teeth in a childhood biking accident or by being beaten about the head and neck with a tire iron, you wouldn't have these problems now.

:)

Exactly. And having no teeth opens up many interesting career pathways.

Many will take the opportunity to tell you that it is, simply because the only thing to respond to your story is "ok, that's interesting... [end of thread]".
Lunatic Goofballs has proved you wrong
lol i still keep reding that as lunatic golfballs.

Hehehe, dude chill out, it's a retainer. I broke a ton of 'em (yea my dog had a go at a few too), yet I'm still here, alive and kicking.

I have been proving people wrong my whole life.

My mom told me that if I kept making funny faces, that it'd freeze that way and...

...well, that one turned out to be true. :p

Exactly. And having no teeth opens up many interesting career pathways.
:)

:)
*Runs up and punches Ruffy in the teeth*

*Runs up and punches Ruffy in the teeth*
*spits blood on Britster*

I have been proving people wrong my whole life.

My mom told me that if I kept making funny faces, that it'd freeze that way and...

...well, that one turned out to be true. :p

Now you have to post a picture. I demand it! :p

So the other day i have my orthodontist appointment. He accuses me of not wearing my retarnier [even though i do] and says some crap then charges us $75 for a new one. So now my parents are pissed, even though ive been wearing it and no one belives me. So tonight i go to put them on, and i find the case chewed through and one retariner missing and the other broken [the dog]. So i told my dad, hes uber pissed and we are schulding a new one. It wast even my fault! It was up on a table! What was i soppused to do? I thought it was safe. And scince my b-days in a week they're like saying no party or anything like that to pay for the retarniers and they are giving all sorts of punsihments, and they dont even know how much an upper retartiner costs yet.
Horray, Im fucked!

Not really a point, i just need somewhere to rant.
Sorry if this is spam, which i dont think it is.
Tisn't spam.

I feel for you parents are such a drag man.
Look at it like tihs say they are talking crap and say it is their fault anyways for giving you poor genetics!

Now you have to post a picture. I demand it! :p
What are you saying, you will doom us all!:eek:

When did the General forum become My Space?

When did the General forum become My Space?

When there was a thread devoted entirely to pictures of scantily-clad women?

When there was a thread devoted entirely to pictures of scantily-clad women?
:D