Bin Laden Isn't the Mastermind of it all
Neo Kervoskia
08-06-2006, 16:37
Rod Stewart is. I have it on uncreditable sources that Bin Laden is just a figurehead and foot stool for Rod Stewart, the real terrorist mastermind. He has the perfect cover. He uses his music to train future terrorist, all under the guise of 70s and 80s pop music. He has hundreds of bodt doubles and no government would dare touch him.
http://www.tconl.com/~traudt/images/osama_bin_laden.jpg
I think not!
http://edition.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/Music/02/03/stewart/rod.stewart.jpg
The real threat.
Cluichstan
08-06-2006, 16:38
Rod Stewart is evil!!!!1eleven
New Maastricht
08-06-2006, 16:39
:eek:
I think I somehow knew it all along though.
Monkeypimp
08-06-2006, 16:40
Is this a reference to something? Or just that fact that rod stewart really, really sucks?
Neo Kervoskia
08-06-2006, 16:42
Is this a reference to something? Or just that fact that rod stewart really, really sucks?
I realized it all while watching CNN, therefore it came from CNN.
Drunk commies deleted
08-06-2006, 16:42
Just what I needed, one more reason to hate Rod Stewart. Can't that shriveled old fuck just hurry up and die. If Maggie May comes on my raio one more time I'll suicide bomb the classic rock radio station.
Neo Kervoskia
08-06-2006, 16:46
Just what I needed, one more reason to hate Rod Stewart. Can't that shriveled old fuck just hurry up and die. If Maggie May comes on my raio one more time I'll suicide bomb the classic rock radio station.
See, that's what he's trying to do.
Gauthier
08-06-2006, 17:06
That means we can predict the next Al Qaeda attack by watching when Rod Stewart pulls down his pants. BRILLIANT!!
:D
Lunatic Goofballs
08-06-2006, 17:08
Goes along my theory that you should never trust a man named 'Rod'. *nod*
Muravyets
09-06-2006, 05:19
His voice makes me want to blow stuff up, too.