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Hillary and Ann trade barbs through the press!

Wow, I'd love to see these two in an Ultimate fighting contest, but seeing them spar in the news is all we'll ever get to see.

ANN COULTER RESPONDS TO SEN. CLINTON: 'BEFORE CRITICIZING OTHERS FOR BEING 'MEAN' TO WOMEN, PERHAPS HILLARY SHOULD TALK TO HER HUSBAND WHO WAS ACCUSED OF RAPE BY JUANITA BROADDRICK AND WAS GROPING KATHLEEN WILLEY AT THE VERY MOMENT WILLEY'S HUSBAND WAS COMMITTING SUICIDE.'

Now that's pretty acidic, but tame by Ann Coulter's usual standards.

Oh no she di'n't!

This is going to get ugly. :) I put my money on Ann. That woman is pure acid. Either way, time for some lesbo mud-wrestling.

This is going to get ugly. :) I put my money on Ann. That woman is pure acid. Either way, time for some lesbo mud-wrestling.


Aye mate. VERY ugly. I second your bet.

I wanna see where this goes.

Coulter wouldn't know what hit her. I swear, if she'd just gotten her ass beat on the playground when she was a kid, she wouldn't pull that kind of shit these days. I don't even like Hillary, and I think that kind of shit is inexcusable.

So super liberal bitch versus super conservative bitch?

See this is what Celebrity Deathmatch was all about!

So super liberal bitch versus super conservative bitch?

See this is what Celebrity Deathmatch was all about!
Let's get it on! :D

Side question--is there anything she can say that will actually get her kicked off tv? Is there any level to which she can stoop where producers will finally say "no--you're too fucking disgusting to be in front of a camera ever again"? I have my doubts.

Side question--is there anything she can say that will actually get her kicked off tv? Is there any level to which she can stoop where producers will finally say "no--you're too fucking disgusting to be in front of a camera ever again"? I have my doubts.

Well, if everyone ignored her, it'd get her off the air pretty fast I imagine.

Side question--is there anything she can say that will actually get her kicked off tv? Is there any level to which she can stoop where producers will finally say "no--you're too fucking disgusting to be in front of a camera ever again"? I have my doubts.

Which one?

Which one?
The silly liberal, duh. ;)

This is going to get ugly. :) I put my money on Ann. That woman is pure acid. Either way, time for some lesbo mud-wrestling.

i concur,they are both vipers,but ann has way more venom then hitlery.

i think they are both discraces myself.

disgusting profiteers and holier then thou,wrapped with such arrogance it is mind boggling.

Which do you suppose has the bigger dick? Ann or Hillary?

i concur,they are both vipers,but ann has way more venom then hitlery.

i think they are both discraces myself.

disgusting profiteers and holier then thou,wrapped with such arrogance it is mind boggling.
Well at least Ann does it to get a laugh...Hilary is actually serious. :confused:

Let's get it on! :D

*Chants* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!......

I love it when Liberals and Conservatives fight eachother. Verbaly and physically (second I've hardly seen.... If not never).

I've noticed that politicians are very much like overgrown kindergardeners.

Which do you suppose has the bigger dick? Ann or Hillary?
Ann's got the bigger Adam's Apple.

Which do you suppose has the bigger dick? Ann or Hillary?
Well...big feet, big boobs, big... ;)

So Ann?

Which do you suppose has the bigger dick? Ann or Hillary?

Both? ;)

But who would win in an actual fist fight? or Boxing match for that matter?

Which do you suppose has the bigger dick? Ann or Hillary?
dunno... who's taller?

dunno... who's taller?
Irrelevant...but Ann. Hilary is 5ft6. Ann a full 6ft.

But who would win in an actual fist fight? or Boxing match for that matter?
I vote the Audience.

But who would win in an actual fist fight? or Boxing match for that matter?
Ann methinks. Although after what Hilary did to Bill, I think she has a good chance.

Irrelevant...but Ann. Hilary is 5ft6. Ann a full 6ft.
then Ann would be the bigger dick...:D











what... did I mis read the question? :p

dunno... who's taller?

You do know that just because someone's taller, doesn't mean they have all advantage.

Hillary has access to a Saxaphone, which can deliver pain if used improperly.

Ann methinks. Although after what Hilary did to Bill, I think she has a good chance.

Ann is quite shrimpy, I don't think she's strong enough against the wrath of Hilary.

then Ann would be the bigger dick...:D

what... did I mis read the question? :p
Everyone knows Hilary's the ****. ;) So that's a given.

Ann is quite shrimpy, I don't think she's strong enough against the wrath of Hilary.
She's skinny, but big boned. Hilary is full-on dyke though. She may prevail.

I vote the Audience.

I agree.

If Hillary and Ann end up removing themselves from the planet, the winner is the Human Race.

I agree.

If Hillary and Ann end up removing themselves from the planet, the winner is the Human Race.
:D
+1 for Derscon

:D
+1 for Derscon

w00t

*bows* :)

Well at least Ann does it to get a laugh...Hilary is actually serious. :confused:

while it is frightening that hitlery buys her own bullshit,i suspect that ann does as well,only ann is mostly a kinda shock jock for attention,i think she thinks she is correct.

as far as a fisticuff fight,if ann can manage to jab and move,then disorientate her long enough to spin kick her with her 12 foot long legs with i am sure armed with dominatrix type stiletto heals...hitlery would be a bleeding mass of liberal sobbing(what a pleasure to see..one can dream)

on the other hand,if hitlery can bob and weave,and get ann the man huffing and puffing thru his/her man throat,she may be able to trip her,then wrap her cankles around her(ann's) neck and crush that adams apple.

i would pay mad loot to see that spectacle...see 2 of the most disgusting excuses for women punish eachother...visa commercial's come to mind..priceless!

while it is frightening that hitlery buys her own bullshit,i suspect that ann does as well,only ann is mostly a kinda shock jock for attention,i think she thinks she is correct.

as far as a fisticuff fight,if ann can manage to jab and move,then disorientate her long enough to spin kick her with her 12 foot long legs with i am sure armed with dominatrix type stiletto heals...hitlery would be a bleeding mass of liberal sobbing(what a pleasure to see..one can dream)

on the other hand,if hitlery can bob and weave,and get ann the man huffing and puffing thru his/her man throat,she may be able to trip her,then wrap her cankles around her(ann's) neck and crush that adams apple.

i would pay mad loot to see that spectacle...see 2 of the most disgusting excuses for women punish eachother...visa commercial's come to mind..priceless!
Good man, you're a visionary! :eek: This should be the stuff of trashy video games and cheap reality TV! Oh wait, it already is. -_- Adding politicians would lend it a whole new level of sleeze though. ^^

New Olympic sporting spectacle: the bitch fight. :)

*Chants* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!.....


Rule #1: You do not talk about Politics Fight Club...

New Olympic sporting spectacle: the bitch fight. :)
The question is, which country would dominate? There would have to be one that could totally blow the others out of the water, but which one would it be?

Which country has the most bitchy women on the planet?

...visa commercial's come to mind..priceless!

...Mastercard commercials?

The question is, which country would dominate? There would have to be one that could totally blow the others out of the water, but which one would it be?

Which country has the most bitchy women on the planet?

Well, us, of course. We have men bitchier than foreign women. Although Latin America could give us a run...

Midway Announces New Game

Midway has announced that a new side-game to their best-selling series is being released. Mortal Kombat: American Politics will feature well-known leaders and pundits such as George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfield Ann Coulter , Ted Kennedy, Howard Dean, and Hillary Clinton in an all-out death match for the joy of the American people.

Rumours have surfaced that the main boss of the game is actually Dick Cheney -- who's shotgun seems to be unbeatable -- with sub-bosses alternating between either Hillary Clinton or Michael Moore.

Minigames such as "test your bullshit" will pit you against some of the best people in the field -- Bill Clinton and Fox News -- in order to enhance your dodging and evading abilities.

A secret character is also in the game. Midway has not announced it, but rumour has it that Margret Thatcher may be a secret playable character, as will Josef Stalin and Ghandi.

New death traps on the stages will include stages such as the "White House Press Room," where you can knock your opponent into the pit of the press, where he will be savagely ripped apart. Others may include the Lincoln Bedroom, where if you knock your opponent into the bed, Paula Jones will appear out of nowhere and castrate you with a rusty spoon.

The game is set to hit the shelves Nov. 2008

Which do you suppose has the bigger dick? Ann or Hillary?

I don't know what Ann's looks like, but Hilary's dick is a Willy.

...Mastercard commercials?


oops!

We should capture Ann Coulter while she's asleep, dip her in some batter, deep fry her, and serve her withe a side of fries and coke to customers at KFC. :)

We should capture Ann Coulter while she's asleep, dip her in some batter, deep fry her, and serve her withe a side of fries and coke to customers at KFC. :)

I like my idea better. *points to game*

However, make it real.

We should capture Ann Coulter while she's asleep, dip her in some batter, deep fry her, and serve her withe a side of fries and coke to customers at KFC. :)
:confused:

Hmmm... well I'm sure that someone's tried that before. :rolleyes:

We should capture Ann Coulter while she's asleep, dip her in some batter, deep fry her, and serve her withe a side of fries and coke to customers at KFC. :)
You want to poison people? :eek:

You want to poison people? :eek:

Shame. :(

I like my idea better. *points to game*

However, make it real.

When customers order the special Ann Combo, they'll receive half price on the Mortal Kombat game! :D win-win!

You want to poison people? :eek:

Yes! :eek:

(but not just anyone, just to Ann Coulter's unsuspecting followers... mwahhaha!!!)

When customers order the special Ann Combo, they'll receive half price on the Mortal Kombat game! :D win-win!

Then they won't live long enough to play it. :(

Or their souls will be consumed by Ann! She'll possess the consumers and (ooh, pun) cause them to turn into zombie armies to take the world!

Good man, you're a visionary! :eek: This should be the stuff of trashy video games and cheap reality TV! Oh wait, it already is. -_- Adding politicians would lend it a whole new level of sleeze though. ^^

i'd buy that game in a ny minute.

but as a previous poster mentioned,one is in the works,unless my sarcastometer is malfunctioning.

i think that would be suitable punishment for corrupt politicos convicted of their usual crap,instead of the club fed...steel cage matches with their political adversary,no one leaves unless on a stretcher or dead,no conceding.

maybe dissuade some of these corrupt pos' with the threat of steel cage matches.

then again,i think dirty cops should go into general population.

hmmm,new post material?

wth..why not,i'm bored..lol

i'd buy that game in a ny minute.

but as a previous poster mentioned,one is in the works,unless my sarcastometer is malfunctioning.

i think that would be suitable punishment for corrupt politicos convicted of their usual crap,instead of the club fed...steel cage matches with their political adversary,no one leaves unless on a stretcher or dead,no conceding.

maybe dissuade some of these corrupt pos' with the threat of steel cage matches.

then again,i think dirty cops should go into general population.

Weapons can include beer bottles, axes, and knives for backstabbing. And more beer. For kicks and giggles. And rolled up, pissed on copies of the Constitution.

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w00t! 4300 posts!

Which do you suppose has the bigger dick? Ann or Hillary?

Hillary calls hers slick willy.

Then they won't live long enough to play it. :(

Or their souls will be consumed by Ann! She'll possess the consumers and (ooh, pun) cause them to turn into zombie armies to take the world!

Either way, the game will be a bestseller whether you have zombies or not. haha.

however if the zombies do come back to get us, we'll be ready! *gets all Resident Evil*

Either way, the game will be a bestseller whether you have zombies or not. haha.

however if the zombies do come back to get us, we'll be ready! *gets all Resident Evil*

Bah.

*gets a firetruck, blesses water, gets an automatic shotgun with holy bullets*

owned

Can you turn witches into zombies?

If you can will that make them Zitches or Wombies?

Hillary Zotch and Ann Wimbie?

Well... whoever's the witch has the power. The zombie will just moan and want brainz to eat.

Weapons can include beer bottles, axes, and knives for backstabbing. And more beer. For kicks and giggles. And rolled up, pissed on copies of the Constitution.

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w00t! 4300 posts!

they could use the rolled up and pissed on copies of our constitution as weapons...awesome idea..seeing how they have pissed on it for so long!

actually,maybe that should be all they have,no one comes out till the opponent is blugdoened into a coma with said rolled up/pissed on copy of the constitution,i'll drink a bunch of beers and volunteer to soak the papers for them.

Hillary and Ann trade barbs through the press!

Wow, I'd love to see these two in an Ultimate fighting contest, but seeing them spar in the news is all we'll ever get to see.



Now that's pretty acidic, but tame by Ann Coulter's usual standards.


Ann coulter has an awesome mind, very intelligent, and she's not to bad looking.

More on the catfight - http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/67195.htm

All to sell a few books...

Side question--is there anything she can say that will actually get her kicked off tv? Is there any level to which she can stoop where producers will finally say "no--you're too fucking disgusting to be in front of a camera ever again"? I have my doubts.
It would have to be a "wardrobe malfunction".