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Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

Yes. For 500million Dollars, Indeedio :-D

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.
I need picture, but I now say yes...

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

Considering the battery acid and razor blades I just know she's got tucked in there, I'd still say no.

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.
I'd do it for much less if she promised not to talk.

Google!

Still, I'd do even someone such as her for 500million dollars.

http://www.godandcountryevent.com/images/ann-big.jpg

For half a billion dollars I'd have sex with [violet]

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

With a few basic safety precautions, yes.

I'd like an armored condom to protect my schlong from the steel teeth in her vagina.

A muzzle would be nice too. :)

For that much cash? Yeah, I'd bang the annoying she-male.

Sure. Once in each end.

And I'd do that before I listened to 5 minutes of Al Franken.

Would you?

http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg

That's a man, baby!

So, yes, I'd do him, but make that €500000000.

With a few basic safety precautions, yes.

I'd like an armored condom to protect my schlong from the steel teeth in her vagina.

A muzzle would be nice too. :)
I see picture, I need blindfold:eek:

and why am I talking like the Hulk?:confused:

What if I had said Annie Rand or Maggie Thatcher?

What if I had said Annie Rand or Maggie Thatcher?
I'd still want pictures:p

I'd have sex with Rush Limbaugh for $500 million.

I'd have sex with Dick Cheney for $500 million.

I'd have sex with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for $500 million.

With a few basic safety precautions, yes.

I'd like an armored condom to protect my schlong from the steel teeth in her vagina.

A muzzle would be nice too. :)

Bastard! Get out of my mind!!!!!!!

I doubt I'd pay that much, but if she was dirty I might consider it.

What if I had said Annie Rand or Maggie Thatcher?
Haven't they been dead for some time? How much could be left to screw? For that much cash, there aren't many people I wouldn't throw it in. Morals are for people who can afford 'em. I'll take the cash.

Well, could shut her up briefly, if she didn't bite yer dick off.

I doubt I'd pay that much, but if she was dirty I might consider it.


She'll be filthy when I'm through with her.

I doubt I'd pay that much, but if she was dirty I might consider it.
no

you are being paid that amount

I'd do it

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

She's a 2 bagger, but I'd do her for $500 million.

With a few basic safety precautions, yes.

I'd like an armored condom to protect my schlong from the steel teeth in her vagina.

A muzzle would be nice too. :)
Try chlorophyll, nature's muzzle.

Bastard! Get out of my mind!!!!!!!

*looks around* Ooh! Secret David Hasselhoff fetish! :)

Would have sex with Ann Coulter for $500,000,000?
Sure,


Tax Free right?

Try chlorophyll, nature's muzzle.

Chloroform. :)

http://www.godandcountryevent.com/images/ann-big.jpg

Seriously, that really is an Adam's apple.

She's a 2 bagger, but I'd do her for $500 million.

2 Bagger! YAY! :D

Try chlorophyll, nature's muzzle.

Yeah, he'll photosynthesise her to submission...

Seriously, that really is an Adam's apple.
I think ...he... looks like Kerry:confused:

Try chlorophyll, nature's muzzle.

The stuff that makes plants green? I think you mean chloroform there, buddy.

And that still wouldn't save you from her nethers. Think of it like a Chinese finger trap, except that this one has a built-in circular saw.

The stuff that makes plants green? I think you mean chloroform there, buddy.

And that still wouldn't save you from her nethers. Think of it like a Chinese finger trap, except that this one has a built-in circular saw.
Crap. I'm always doing that. Three years of biology and I still keep mixing up chlorophyll and chloroform.

Sure,


Tax Free right?
Um, it's subject to Swedish tax law.

Um, it's subject to Swedish tax law.
So that means you get to keep $37.50?

Yeah, he'll photosynthesise her to submission...
Stop making me look stupid :(



*photosynthesises Fass into submission*
>.>
<.<

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.
Who is that?

So that means you get to keep $37.50?

$37.50 wouldn't cover the post sex doctor's visit, nevermind the shots.

$37.50 wouldn't cover the post sex doctor's visit, nevermind the shots.
I'd want a pre sex doctors visit too. For her, just in case there's anything they can do.

So that means you get to keep $37.50?

Stop exaggerating.

You'd keep more like $20.

Stop exaggerating.

You'd keep more like $20.
Woudl you have sex with Annie?

is it me or does she look like a relative of Celine Dion?

Woudl you have sex with Annie?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11113856&postcount=11

Well, I guess she can't talk bigoted, racist, and supremely moronic shit when she's got her mouth full. That would make it worth it by itself, the money is just the cherry on the top.

Even her glam picture on CNN you can see the adam's apple:

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/POLITICS/06/07/coulter.911.widows.ap/storyvert.coulter.ap.jpg

*looks around* Ooh! Secret David Hasselhoff fetish! :)

*shakes fist*

Damn you!

:D

Ann Coulter's pretty. Sure, she's about 20 years older than I am, but I'd do her. Of course, it'd be just sex (I personally am a liberal, and I don't like her idea to force Christianity on the Arabs) but the poll isn't asking me to marry her.

Of course, I'd donate the $500M to the poor.

*waits for the conservatives to come in and start calling me a Communist.*

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

No.

I'd have sex with Rush Limbaugh for $500 million.

I'd have sex with Dick Cheney for $500 million.

I'd have sex with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for $500 million.

Oh Ahmedinejad is nasty, I say dont do it cheaper than 1b USD...Besides he might stuck some nukes up your a** to hide his program better....

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11113856&postcount=11
You don't expect me to read my entire thread do you?

Well, nice to see I'm not the only one filled with delicious hatred for the Coulter.

Would I fuck that haggish harpy?
Well, if I can bleach my dick afterwards, and I get to wear a steel condom anyways, and if I can strangle her while doing it (simply for asphyxiophilic reasons, of course), and I don't have to pay any tax on the money, and I get Jake Gyllenhaal as a reward afterwards, then... yeah.

...

Ceterum censeo Annam Coulterem esse delendam.

Even her glam picture on CNN you can see the adam's apple:

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/POLITICS/06/07/coulter.911.widows.ap/storyvert.coulter.ap.jpg
:eek: That's a glam picture?

Oh Ahmedinejad is nasty, I say dont do it cheaper than 1b USD...Besides he might stuck some nukes up your a** to hide his program better....
I don't care. Dude, for $500,000,000 I'd have sex with George Bush on a slip n' slide greased with lard with Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh standing behind me pushing. Do you have any idea how much therapy $500 million buys you? You could spend the next four months with every therapist in California living in yoru apartment and still come out with a enough money left to buy a snow cone for everyone ine America.

For half a billion, I'd bang anyone and anything that didn't cause me permanent physical disgfigurement.

Sheep? Check.

Danny DeVito? Check.

The world's largest mound of mashed potatoes? Check.

Ann Coulter? Check.

I'd even do it live on national television and give up my rights to the action figure sales.

For half a billion, I'd bang anyone and anything that didn't cause me permanent physical disgfigurement.

Sheep? Check.

Danny DeVito? Check.

The world's largest mound of mashed potatoes? Check.

Ann Coulter? Check.

I'd even do it live on national television and give up my rights to the action figure sales.
There's a man who understands the value of five-hundred million, I say million dollars.

what is the minimum i would have to do to qualify as having had sex with ann coulter?

keep in mind that i am a woman.

what is the minimum i would have to do to qualify as having had sex with ann coulter?

keep in mind that i am a woman.

LOL...Probably you need to "master" the usage of strap-on...

what is the minimum i would have to do to qualify as having had sex with ann coulter?

keep in mind that i am a woman.

I'd personally say that strap-on and a large sheet with a hole in the middle won't qualify.
Something that's fingerlickin' good would be more, er, appropriate then :p

You don't expect me to read my entire thread do you?

The parts I write, yes.

what is the minimum i would have to do to qualify as having had sex with ann coulter?

keep in mind that i am a woman.
You'd have to do what undersexed, unattractive 25 year-old virgin men want to see on an internet site titled, "www.hot-slut-on-slut-action.com," complete with all the toys and dirty talk and kitchen utensils.

what is the minimum i would have to do to qualify as having had sex with ann coulter?

keep in mind that i am a woman.

The same you'd need to do to qualify as having sex with any other man...

You'd have to do what undersexed, unattractive 25 year-old virgin men want to see on an internet site titled, "www.hot-slut-on-slut-action.com," complete with all the toys and dirty talk and kitchen utensils.
Is a 12 inch chef's knife considered a kitchen utensil for the purposes of this act? I'd really like to see some hot girl on Coulter action involving Annie being repeatedly penetrated with one of those.

Was this post inapprpriate?

You'd have to do what undersexed, unattractive 25 year-old virgin men want to see on an internet site titled, "www.hot-slut-on-slut-action.com," complete with all the toys and dirty talk and kitchen utensils.

Hey! virgin 25 yo's arent the only ones who want that kinda action. Of course it would help if Ms Coulter wouldnt play in such a "film".

I see picture, I need blindfold:eek:

and why am I talking like the Hulk?:confused:
Hulk not smash, Hulk not smash.

The same you'd need to do to qualify as having sex with any other man...
oh i like this answer the best.

i know whats the minimum with a man

you lie there, pretend to be somewhere else while he does his thing, maybe say a few nasties just to speed things up a bit, and when he's done you go have a good hot shower. alone.

im not saying that this is my normal mode of sexual behavior, i just know that it would count.

For $500 million I'd have sex with anything, animal, vegetable or mineral.

For $500 million I'd have sex with anything, animal, vegetable or mineral.
If you managed to have sex with a diamond you'd deserve the money.

Definately. Violate a capitalist and get a lot of money. Works well for me.

For $500 million I'd have sex with anything, animal, vegetable or mineral.

Hmmm...Would you go down on Enriched Uranium?

I'd do her for 500 dollars.

No less, simply because I'm already giving her a huge discount on 500m. Though really, 20 bucks and a bottle of vodka would probably... who am I kidding, vodka + jack and cokes have made me do worse.

Would I do it? eh, sure. I guess I could be gay with a another man for that money. its the American dream right

Not if it were for $500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. I would not! Besides, she's old enough to be my mom...

If you managed to have sex with a diamond you'd deserve the money.

Lasers can be used to drill holes in diamonds. Finding a diamond large enough is the problem.

Hmmm...Would you go down on Enriched Uranium?

Yes.

Not if it were for $5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 . I would not! Besides, she's old enough to be my mom...
For that much money I'd do my own mother.

Erm...

Hmm...

I don't know.

Is it her that's paying me? If so, I can imagine doing the deed then seeing her run like crazy without giving me the money and denying it with as straight a face as she can whenever the issue is raised to the media. I wouldn't trust her in that situation.

Is she a willing participant? If not, I'm not entirely convinced I could pluck up the courage to lure her in, money or no.

Is this being televised or reported to the press? If so, definitely not. I have my pride, and won't stoop so low as to do the deed in public.

Otherwise, I guess it would be an acceptable deal.

For that much money I'd do my own mother.

Me too. Your mom's kinda hot.

Only if I was paid beforehand.

500 Million? In A Heartbeat...and I Am A Straight Female!

ooh sure for 500 mill

Yes, yes I would. :)

Yes.

If I take off my glasses and try not to squint, and do it from behind, I might be able to maintain erection.

I would not do her for any sum, but I would probably kill for for 25 cents

Obviously, for that amount of money.

Even though she is a man (called Arthur Coltrane).

She's got a bigger adam's apple than I have

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.No, what if she's a shemale?

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.
It wouldn't be difficult.

All I need is a blindfold, a condom, and permission to fuck her in the ass.

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

I probably would, but then I'd end up having to spend most of it on therapy so I might regret it with hindsight.

Dude, for $500,000,000 I'd have sex with George Bush on a slip n' slide greased with lard with Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh standing behind me pushing.


Oh that is so sigged.

Well, I'm not married to her, so under Jewish law, I could not have sex with her even if you threatened to massacre a billion innocent children if I did not.

Well, I'm not married to her, so under Jewish law, I could not have sex with her even if you threatened to massacre a billion innocent children if I did not.

I'd have thought under those circumstances the Torah might be willing to bend a little.

Well, I'm not married to her, so under Jewish law, I could not have sex with her even if you threatened to massacre a billion innocent children if I did not.
$500,000,000 buys alot of God's love.

Well, I'm not married to her, so under Jewish law, I could not have sex with her even if you threatened to massacre a billion innocent children if I did not.

I'd have thought under those circumstances the Torah might be willing to bend a little.
I would have thought so as well, but that's the law. Though, a billion children threatens the survival of the human race, and there is Scriptual evidence that when the human race is at stake, SEXUAL crimes might be permitted.

Here is the evidence:
After Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed, Lot's daughters thought that they and their dad were the only humans left on Earth. So they did the only thing they could. The Sages say that their act was permitted (despite being blatant incest). In fact, the Davidic dynasty comes from this lineage.
So if Ann Coulter and I were the only humans left alive, I COULD have sex with her - to repopulate the human race.

So long as she's wet and willing I'll have a go at her.

SEVEN pages, and no lock?

:confused:

I'd have thought under those circumstances the Torah might be willing to bend a little.

Nope. Sexual misconduct, idolatry, and murder are the three unbreakable prohibitions, according to the Rabbis. For everything else, there's the pikuach nefesh exception; if someone's life is at stake, you're permitted to violate the laws for their sake. The Torah says "you shall live by them," not "you shall die by them."

And to answer the original question, being the heretic I am, yes, I would. Even her.

$500,000,000? Hell I'd f*ck Michael Jackson for that much. No wait, not him, but you get the idea.

http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg

That's a man, baby!

So, yes, I'd do him, but make that €500000000.

I do not think that is a man, she is just old I think. She was born in 1961 according to Wikipedia.

Straughn said:
SEVEN pages, and no lock?

More amazingly, SEVEN pages and no http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

Straughn said:


More amazingly, SEVEN pages and no http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/

Try again. That link works. Oh dear sweet baby Jesus in a BASKET, that link works.

Half a BILLION dollars????

Oh yeah... (http://www.giveupalready.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10056/normal_hitit4.jpg)

So long as she's wet and willing I'll have a go at her.

She might be willing, but I have a feeling that her insides are a parched and barren wasteland.

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.


not to be gross,but her bound and gagged count...plus i am thinking of an eyesocket..but i digress..in a heartbeat,but only if i could degrade her at the same time,like she deserves.

Yes I would. But, by the time I'm done she'd be willing to say 'emancipate the proletariat' for more.

Yes I would. Definatly.

No. I would feel so dirty that no amount of money could save me from killing myself.

Twice.

Before hitting the floor.

I'd do anytning to anyone for half-a billion bucks. It might not be enough to buy God's forgiveness, but it would be enouhg to buy a hell of a lot of happiness and the best medical care the 21st century could offer.

As a matter fo principle, though, the act would have to include BDSM, because she definitely needs an ass-whipping for the crap she said about the 9-11 widows. In fact, I think I'd just leave her strappado, and colllect another half-billion by charging people a buck to take a whack at her with a paddle or a tawse. I'm normally against violence, but she just went way over the line implying these gys were gonna ditch their wives.

Besides, after I was through, I could get my fifteen minutes of fame on Real Time With Bill Maher. Everybody knows he has a thing for her.

Frak no. But I'd do just about anything for a full billion.

Hell, I'd do her for that much. Plus, just think of the reaction if she enjoyed it. Nutty right winger enjoys lesbian sex. That'd make a great headline.

Plus, I wonder how much more I could make off the video.

I would do her, and like it, for $500,000,000.

W00t! My two week bannage is over.

This thread delivers.

And, I would fuck Ann Coulter for 500 million USD...on a few conditions:

-It will be from behind. Maintaining the mood will be difficult enought without looking at her Adam's Apple.

-She wears a canvas bag over her head.

-I wear a condom made of quarter-inch-thick Kevlar. This one's non-negotiable.

-She is muzzled for the duration, from the time I enter the room to the time I leave. Also non-negotiable.

But there's really not much I wouldn't do for a half-billion dollars.

And, I would fuck Ann Coulter for 500 million USD...on a few conditions:

-It will be from behind. Maintaining the mood will be difficult enought without looking at her Adam's Apple.

-She wears a canvas bag over her head.

-I wear a condom made of quarter-inch-thick Kevlar. This one's non-negotiable.

-She is muzzled for the duration, from the time I enter the room to the time I leave. Also non-negotiable.


Yeah, pretty much.

Hey, guys, don't forget to wear a regular condom underneath your kevlar and your steel. You're forgetting that even circumsized men have flesh rubbing against that barrier constantly, let alone us uncircumsized men. It would hurt, and most likely seriously injure you if you did not take care.

As for me...no. Nonononono. I don't care WHAT you offered.

...unless, you know...complete world peace...everyone happy...and the ability for myself and my lover to live for eternity and learn all that there is to know, see all that there is to see. Then, and only then would I do it.

Who is Ann Coulter? I'd have sex with everyone (legal) on the planet for 500 million. Or I'd have sex with no one, ever. Your choice. :)'

Oh boy what a great first post.

Invisiblism']Who is Ann Coulter? I'd have sex with everyone (legal) on the planet for 500 million. Or I'd have sex with no one, ever. Your choice. :)'

Oh boy what a great first post.
Ann Coulter is a political activist in the United States that is essentially a closet facist and hates anything and everything that does not conform to her exact wills.

Oh, well, then why turn down the chance to humiliate her with sex? :)

Straughn said:


More amazingly, SEVEN pages and no http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/
That's sweet of you to tie that link to my name.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif


EDIT:Actually, that one's pretty funny, most of the time!

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

Before 'the act':
-- I'd want the money up front
-- I'd use the money to purchase a SCUBA suit, full-plate armour, a 20-ft. pole, an innertube, duct tape, a paper bag, ball-pin hammer, several litres of bleach, steel wool scouring pads, matches, kindling, shovel, and prodigious quantities of mind-altering narcotics

During 'the act':
-- I would don the SCUBA suit, followed by the full-plate armour, wrap the innertube around the end of the 20-ft. pole
-- wrap the duct tape around her entire head
-- place the paper bag over her duct-taped head
-- use the ball-pin hammer to smash every lightbulb within 100 yards
-- shoot, snort, smoke or swallow enough of the mind-altering narcotics that I black out and am rendered temporarily incapable of assimilating any new memories
-- sodomise the evil bitch within an inch of her life with the 20-ft pole

After 'the act':
-- use the matches and kindling to start a fire
-- burn the SCUBA suit, the pole, innertube . . . and Ann Coulter
-- use shovel to bury full-plate armour
-- fill bathtub with bleach and water solution
-- get in tub, get the scouring pads, and scrub scrub scrub until you can't feel the sick anymore
-- hire 'cleaner' to eliminate any possible witnesses who could testify to my dirty deed
-- spend the rest of my life fucked up on remaining drugs (to make sure I can *never* remember anything about it) and using remaining money to reaffirm my gayness with lots of hot guys

That's sweet of you to tie that link to my name.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/blush_tweetz.gif


EDIT:Actually, that one's pretty funny, most of the time!
But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole.
:D

As unpleasant as Ann Coulter may be, some of the imaginings this has given rise to are violently unpleasant in themselves. Show a little more human dignity, people :rolleyes:

Though I suppose it is just one of those threads...

Well.. Im not going to pretend that I wouldnt have sex with Ann Coulter for half a billion dollars.

Of course I would.

However, if you dont think I wouldnt cram it, and deliver a right good stuffing and make it hurt more than a little, all the while cackling madly at how that sadistic, mean, viscous, little hate-filled nasty skank is now making me a pile of money...and will now need a proctologist.......

Yer dead wrong.

/evil rant.

:D
I'm surprised you didn't include the "Noam Chomsky" sequence! :D

There's many a good quote there, arrh.

As unpleasant as Ann Coulter may be, some of the imaginings this has given rise to are violently unpleasant in themselves. Show a little more human dignity, people :rolleyes:

Damn libruhls again.

Ann Coulter is just a fake looking to make money. Read about her sordid past. She definitely does not dress like a conservative.

She is just the typical old ho to bang out.

Ann Coulter is just a fake looking to make money. Read about her sordid past. She definitely does not dress like a conservative.

She is just the typical old ho to bang out.
http://www.cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg

Sure. Once in each end.

And I'd do that before I listened to 5 minutes of Al Franken.
Why not DURING, with LIVE COMMENTARY from him, to make it ever-more-memorable a moment?

What if I had said Annie Rand or Maggie Thatcher?
Maggie was actually pretty hot looking in her earlier years. I have no idea what Ayn looked like.

Maggie was actually pretty hot looking in her earlier years. I have no idea what Ayn looked like.


Arrogant.

I'm surprised you didn't include the "Noam Chomsky" sequence! :D

There's many a good quote there, arrh.
That story is the best read, ever.

I'd have sex with Rush Limbaugh for $500 million.
Ride-the-wave-in'r.

I'd have sex with Dick Cheney for $500 million.
Ask perhaps, our resident expert on Cheney's nipples, The UN abassadorship ;)

I'd have sex with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for $500 million.That's a bit more understandable. At least there's good cologne involved.

Arrogant.
I'm not saying i want to *LISTEN* to her, seeing as how much time she made up for in that regard ...
i'm saying that, qualified through this particular thread, i'd still pick Maggie over Ann ANY DAY. I think Fass covered that pretty early on with this:

http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg


But i admit i may be expecting too much on a thread such as this ...
;)

Er, do you mean Ayn looked arrogant? :confused:

I'd do it for free. Who knows what freakishness she's into? :D

Well get out of that ridiculously too young for you Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirt, say goodbye to 1998 and lose the cargo pants, and get ready to stuff the only thing interesting about you into the sloppy end of my digestive tract.’

‘Which end is that?’

:D :D :D

I'm not saying i want to *LISTEN* to her, seeing as how much time she made up for in that regard ...
i'm saying that, qualified through this particular thread, i'd still pick Maggie over Ann ANY DAY. I think Fass covered that pretty early on with this:

http://www.ramdac.org/images/anncoulter1.jpg


But i admit i may be expecting too much on a thread such as this ...
;)

Er, do you mean Ayn looked arrogant? :confused:

You thought I was calling you arrogant!!'

bwahahahaha!!!!

No...i was saying Ayn looked arrogant in her youth....it was a punchline kinda post...

Teehee!!

:D :D :D
Hahahaha!
*FLORT*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/irre.gif

You thought I was calling you arrogant!!'

bwahahahaha!!!!No :)
I thought you meant Maggie was arrogant. That, and the idea that other posters think i'm often arrogant, is pretty much a given :D

No...i was saying Ayn looked arrogant in her youth....it was a punchline kinda post...

Teehee!!Ah, and i had to go and ruin it all. Sorry.
;)

Damn libruhls again.

I can't quite make out if this was a form of address or an attempt at paraphrasing?

Perhaps allow me to elaborate a little on my original meaning. Some of the things written here are clearly misogynistic - apply them for a moment to just a generic woman rather than a particularly hated media pundit.

Imagine all the Coulterites who would happily write the same for, I don't know, Jane Fonda. Does that not bring a shudder to your spine?

I'd swallow Ann Coulter's semen for half a billion.

I can't quite make out if this was a form of address or an attempt at paraphrasing?T'were a little jape, a mere whimsical notion.
I was getting a sense of the forum's general attitude by a few of the posts here. Nothing more, really.

Perhaps allow me to elaborate a little on my original meaning. Some of the things written here are clearly misogynistic - apply them for a moment to just a generic woman rather than a particularly hated media pundit.

Imagine all the Coulterites who would happily write the same for, I don't know, Jane Fonda. Does that not bring a shudder to your spine?
Jane had her hot days as well, being Barbarella and all. Plus some wicked little ditty about her plowing Ted with a strap-on in some video, or some business like that.

BTW, i'm against rape. Note that i haven't actually even answered the OP yet.

Ah well, I'm not out to play the moral guardian here.

It could all just be harmless fun by the oppressed progressives of the US o A. But then... the same kind of harmless fun I've heard so often from rabid bigots that I wonder it isn't the same brain pattern at work.

My diagnosis is much the same as usual: Humans are a strange species. And none of us are likely to be the quite the same person two moments in a row.

Hahahaha!
*FLORT*
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/irre.gif
She didn’t seem to mind, moaning in muffled pleasure like a mental deficient with too much cake in his mouth. She began to hum something familiar that caught our attention, especially David’s, since she was humming it on what he referred to as his "pink floyd." Tim began to sing along:
‘If it takes just a little while..open your heart, and look at the day,’ the rest of us joined in slowly, ‘you’ll see things in a different way. Don’t, Stop, thinking about tomorrow..’

She convulsed spasmodically in orgasm as our rendition grew louder. Over our chorus, Ann Coulter could be heard making horrible noises, like a pterodactyl being disemboweled.
‘It’ll soon be here. It’ll be better than before; yesterday’s gone, yesterday’s gone..’

With her whole body shuddering in paroxysms of ecstasy, the pace got really hectic. As she caromed wildly like a pinball caught between four double-bonus bumpers, I sensed things were about to get soupy.
‘Uhhhhhggg..yeah!’ David gasped triumphantly.

Along with him, Tim and John Cusack were nearing their own scrotum-lightening, Coulter-whitening experience. The terrific tempo at which she expertly beat them both made me think she could probably play the shit out of some bongos.

*dies*

If you managed to have sex with a diamond you'd deserve the money.
Well, he didn't qualify whether he'd be a giver or a taker.

*dies*
Two *FLORTS* in as many pages!!!!!
Over our chorus, Ann Coulter could be heard making horrible noises, like a pterodactyl being disemboweled.

I'd fuck her for free, she's really good looking. Her opinions are irrelevant if I only have to fuck her after all.
And oh, I'd fuck Jane Fonda as well. She's still pretty hot.

Ah well, I'm not out to play the moral guardian here. On NS? o_O
Why not? That doesn't really stop *anyone*! :D

It could all just be harmless fun by the oppressed progressives of the US o A.Guess you'd have to be there.
But then... the same kind of harmless fun I've heard so often from rabid bigots that I wonder it isn't the same brain pattern at work.Oh, there's a distinct difference here. One is in the "harmless fun" aspect that the NON-"oppressed progessives" sheath themselves with when confronted.

My diagnosis is much the same as usual: Humans are a strange species. And none of us are likely to be the quite the same person two moments in a row.Agreed.

Two *FLORTS* in as many pages!!!!!
‘Ok, ok..I’m behind you with my dirty jockstrap pulled tight over your face and mouth like a bridle, and I’m yanking the waistband like reins.’
‘Yes! YES!’
‘I’m riding you over to the toilet..’
‘You can lead my horseface to water, but you can’t make me drink!’
‘Yes, but I can stick your head in the toilet and flush!’
‘Oh God! Oh GOD!!’
‘And I’m scrawling something on your ass with a sharpie.’
‘Uhhh..Ohhh..what are you writing?’
‘I’m writing..HILLARY IN 2008!!!’
She began huffing and grunting like a cow having a seizure.
;)

$500,000,000? Hell I'd f*ck Michael Jackson for that much. No wait, not him, but you get the idea.
Or Michael Moore? :eek:
Wait - how 'bout being the creamy middle in an Ann Coulter/Michael Moore Sandwich?

;)
Okay, three *FLORTS*. But i need to breathe ... i'm a MAN, NOT A COW!!
;)
‘I’m writing..HILLARY IN 2008!!!’
She began huffing and grunting like a cow having a seizure.


So are you pulling in a Google-thon?

Or Michael Moore? :eek:
Wait - how 'bout being the creamy middle in an Ann Coulter/Michael Moore Sandwich?

AAAAAGHHHH!!!!!


THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!

BEGONE DEMON!!

Anne who?

Okay, three *FLORTS*. But i need to breathe ... i'm a MAN, NOT A COW!!
;)
‘I’m writing..HILLARY IN 2008!!!’
She began huffing and grunting like a cow having a seizure.


So are you pulling in a Google-thon?
Hm?

:p

I have read more this morning than I ever did in a week.

Google-thon? Hm?

AAAAAGHHHH!!!!!


THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!

BEGONE DEMON!!
What? I appreciate entertainment when i torture other people with it.
Besides, ask Ill Rufferto what good that sprinklin' will do. :D
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu11.gif



BTW - i think i mentioned something about my demon nature on that same thread.
:)

Hm?

:p

I have read more this morning than I ever did in a week.

Google-thon? Hm?
It's just that i don't remember seeing all the examples you're providing on that particular literature. Then again, i didn't look hard enough.
BTW, nightie ... sleep time.

It's just that i don't remember seeing all the examples you're providing on that particular literature. Then again, i didn't look hard enough.
BTW, nightie ... sleep time.
Oh, there's a second part. *points to link on right side of page*

Night night, I think I'll go to sleep soon too.

*dies*

:eek: LMAO

Nearly asphyxiated on my own snort.

:eek: LMAO

Nearly asphyxiated on my own snort.
:p

For half a billion, I'd bang anyone and anything that didn't cause me permanent physical disgfigurement.

Sheep? Check.

Danny DeVito? Check.

The world's largest mound of mashed potatoes? Check.

Ann Coulter? Check.

I'd even do it live on national television and give up my rights to the action figure sales.

Yeah, same here. For a half a billion, would do almost anything.

il do it fo 500,000,000 but I will need her head to be masked with a the head of a good looking guy, and then I would need big screen gay porn blaring at all directions so I can focus on that lol. Then I'd do her.:p

I'd do just to say that I did. But I would probably turn that scrawny bitch's pelvis into bone dust.

Me: "Get up outta bed. We're done."

AC: "I can't. You pulverised my pelvis."

i have to pay her????????

:p

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

Sure.
I could be very exploitative - and get paid for it as well...

for that much money hell. I would have sex with Hillery Clinton

for that much money hell. I would have sex with Hillery Clinton

For that matter, for that much money, I'd have sex with you. :p

I would have thought so as well, but that's the law. Though, a billion children threatens the survival of the human race, and there is Scriptual evidence that when the human race is at stake, SEXUAL crimes might be permitted.

Here is the evidence:
After Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed, Lot's daughters thought that they and their dad were the only humans left on Earth. So they did the only thing they could. The Sages say that their act was permitted (despite being blatant incest). In fact, the Davidic dynasty comes from this lineage.
So if Ann Coulter and I were the only humans left alive, I COULD have sex with her - to repopulate the human race.

If she and I were the last two humans on the planet, mankind would end with us.

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

I'd attempt it... But I wouldn't be able to guarantee success.

Sure, why not?

Dignity has a price, and $500 mil would be plenty.

Shit, I might even do it for free. Because, historically, my sex partners tend to become psychologically distressed and gain a lowered sense of self-worth. And that's just what Ann Coulter needs.

I'll do it for free...God she is hot...and has the great bedroom voice...and she's almost as right wing as I am...

I'll do it for free...God she is hot...and has the great bedroom voice...and she's almost as right wing as I am...
Unless your name is Mussolini, that is physically impossible.

As long as she was rendered unable to open her foul mouth...wait...scratch that...as long as she promised not to spout off, sure. She's hot. A total right wing bitch, but definately degradeable.

Hell yes! In a heartbeat.

Oh there's money too, sweet!

I bet she's a screamer. ;)

Hell yes! In a heartbeat.

Oh there's money too, sweet!

I bet she's a screamer. ;)
Definately submissive. Most loud, aggressive people are, deep down.

Okay, so I'd like to see the money first before I do anything. Cash, please.

$500,000,000 will give me enough of a... an inspiration ;)

Ew. No.

The money is HUGE temptation, but having sex with a woman...particularly THAT woman...makes my soul whimper.

I would have sex with anything for 500 million.

I would have sex with anything for 500 million.

Anything?

I would have sex with anything for 500 million.
*hands you a python*

I'll jack its mouth open. ;)

Anything?

Absolutely anything.

Absolutely anything.
*opens his encyclopedia of strange animals*

wait, the animals woulnd't like that....

*opens up encyclopedia of strange and torturous instruments*

Absolutely anything.

*goes to cupboard, hand SI a cheese grater*

Still holding the snake here..

This is a strange and disturbing thread.

This is a strange and disturbing thread.

The simple fact of the matter is Anne Coulter is hot. She could be in the politburo of the American Communist Party and I'd still nail her.

Through in the money, and most men would put it into anything as long as death isn't involved. Dismemberment of one or all of the four non-critical appendages is probably still on the table.

Ladies, I don't believe this thread is restricted to us guys. Feel free to offer your opinion, that's alotta money on the table.

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

For that kind of money I would do anyone!

For that much money I'd do my own mother.

.......That is so wrong.

Several of us have said we'd do anything. The simple truth, is that regardless of any high-minded principles spouted by anyone, no ones moral stance outwieghs half a billion dollars. Hell, for that kinda money anyone in the world would kill a puppy.



Then eat it raw.



All bow to the almight Dollar (Pound Lira Euro etc).

I'd do anyone for 500 mil >_>

Ann Coulter?

Totally.

Her politics are a little messed up, but she's not particularly nasty to look at for her age. And, I have a long history of emotionally unstable partners. Hell, for $500 million, I'd marry her...if the prenup guaranteed me half if it didn't work out.

Hmmm...yeap. I'd do it, not a lesbian, but I could use the money. I would need a muzzle, paper bag, etc too though. And lots of therapy afterwards...and no kissing, just strap-on, f*ck her silly, and get out as soon as possible.

Hehe, I feel kinda flattered that the guy who wrote http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/ has my last name as his first name. Squee!

:eek: LMAO

Nearly asphyxiated on my own snort.Hands Xislakilinia a
*FLORT*TM

*nods*

Hands Xislakilinia a
*FLORT*TM

*nods*

Hey Hey Hey, I just realized you quoted me!

:fluffle:

Just one thing for all you silly kids...you do not fuck Ann Coulter...she fucks you. Even in Soviet Russia, Ann Coulter fucks you.

The simple fact of the matter is Anne Coulter is hot.

OMG NO :Barf:

The simple fact of the matter is Anne Coulter is hot. She could be in the politburo of the American Communist Party and I'd still nail her.

are you out of your mind? She has a weird mouth and talks strangely.

But I would overlook this, and the fact that she is a woman, for the sum offered.

Hey Hey Hey, I just realized you quoted me!

:fluffle:
It was *totally* sigworthy!
As is, that was good discourse that led to your post anyway ... :)

I'm happy you caught it, actually, because i have *TOO MANY* sigs and only eight usable lines to post them. :(
So i'm planning on revamping that this eve (when i get done w/my Skinny Puppy DVD) to a slightly different format ...
Nick o' time, methinks.

Yeah, but from behind so I can pretend she's just somebody's mom.

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

*checks pics of AC*

I'd do her.

Edited: Does anyone know if she's into kinky SM-games?

No amount of greed would be worth playing African Roulette with Ann Coulter. Self-sacrifice yes, but not greed.

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

FUCK NO.

There are some things money can't buy.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

FUCK NO.

There are some things money can't buy.

Like a replacement penis you'd be happy with, for example.

Edited: Does anyone know if she's into kinky SM-games?
Isn't it fairly obvious? They're almost ALL public!

*hands you a python*

I'll jack its mouth open. ;)
You are SO f*cking awesome. :)

I would have sex with anything for 500 million.
Would you be in the middle of that Michael Moore/Ann Coulter sandwich?
I mean *middle of*

I would have sex with anything for 500 million.


So THAT's what happened to my neighbor's missing electric toothbrush!

If she and I were the last two humans on the planet, mankind would end with us.That probably wouldn't be your fault - it would be extremely likely, in fact ... unless you're a sensible woman with a poor capacity for physical self defense.

If someone put a gun to my head and said you had to have sex with either Hillary Clinton or Ann Coulter....I'd pick Ann Coulter of course. I think Hillary Clinton is a dyke anyways and only staying with her husband because she and him don't want their reputations to be ruined.

If someone put a gun to my head and said you had to have sex with either Hillary Clinton or Ann Coulter....I'd pick Ann Coulter of course. I think Hillary Clinton is a dyke anyways and only staying with her husband because she and him don't want their reputations to be ruined.

Hillary Clinton won't bite your dick off and eat it if I tell her you're a Liberal while she's giving head.

If someone put a gun to my head and said you had to have sex with either Hillary Clinton or Ann Coulter....I'd pick Ann Coulter of course. I think Hillary Clinton is a dyke anyways and only staying with her husband because she and him don't want their reputations to be ruined.
Well, as long as it's not for the $ :rolleyes:

Alright, it's about time I break up your messy, perverted happy-funtime.

Many of you may be willing to bang Ann Coulter, be it for money or some odd fetish involving political commentators, but my money says that none of you would ever dare tread into the realm of... Blackie Lawless.

http://www.waspnation.com/Archives/Pics/blackiecar.jpg

That is to say either taking him or being taken by him in a sexual manner.

Hillary Clinton won't bite your dick off and eat it if I tell her you're a Liberal while she's giving head.
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/mad/boese014.gif

Alright, it's about time I break up your messy, perverted happy-funtime.

Many of you may be willing to bang Ann Coulter, be it for money or some odd fetish involving political commentators, but my money says that none of you would ever dare tread into the realm of... Blackie Lawless.

http://www.waspnation.com/Archives/Pics/blackiecar.jpg

That is to say either taking him or being taken by him in a sexual manner.
Pfft.
All i got outta THAT was cab fare. :(

Pfft.
All i got outta THAT was cab fare. :(
Hey, I never said how much.

Homosexuality is no more a minority around...

We are not gay, we say no.

:fluffle:

Hey, I never said how much.
And the cab fare was the *high* point (for me anyway - he wouldn't share whatever he was on)

I'm not proud, I'm in debt. I'd do her for $65,000. Enough to pay off all my debts and have some left over to donate to NPR, MoveOn.org, and the Sierra Club to atone.

And the cab fare was the *high* point (for me anyway - he wouldn't share whatever he was on)

http://www.waspnation.com/Archives/Pics/coke.jpg
That's what he was on,

http://www.waspnation.com/Archives/Pics/rollsblackie.jpg
and the fact that he had to rent a dinner jacket, a Rolls Royce, and champagne probably didn't help your fare. Yes, you can rent champagne now.

I'm not proud, I'm in debt. I'd do her for $65,000. Enough to pay off all my debts and have some left over to donate to NPR, MoveOn.org, and the Sierra Club to atone.
OOOOOH - i imagine you'd even sign the checks with her name on them somewhere. :)
Classy. *bows*

http://www.waspnation.com/Archives/Pics/coke.jpg
That's what he was on, Good pic. *bows*


http://www.waspnation.com/Archives/Pics/rollsblackie.jpg
and the fact that he had to rent a dinner jacket, a Rolls Royce, and champagne probably didn't help your fare.
Hah - i never sign my real name. :)
Yes, you can rent champagne now.This SO reminds me of a porn i saw on a friend's desktop a little while back. Funny but disgusting. The knd of sound you never forget.

Good pic. *bows*
I please to aim.

This SO reminds me of a porn i saw on a friend's desktop a little while back. Funny but disgusting. The knd of sound you never forget.
... About renting champagne?

OOOOOH - i imagine you'd even sign the checks with her name on them somewhere. :)
Classy. *bows*
Yeah. Imagine the cognitive dissonance when Coulter received the mugs from those respective donation pledges...too subtle to be a coup de grace, but needling nonetheless.

Would you? I know it's not much for such a difficult task, but it's compensation none the less.

lets just say,she would be embarrassed with the pictures i would send her mom.

... About renting champagne?
More like borrowing ... but there was $ involved.
The champagne was .... er, being accomodated. :p

More like borrowing ... but there was $ involved.
The champagne was .... er, being accomodated. :p
I fermented some Tang once. It was like sparkling water. Only Tang flavoured. It was alright, I guess. Alright, I'm off to do whatever it is that I do when I don't troll the forums now.

http://www.waspnation.com/Archives/Pics/Codpiece.jpg

I fermented some Tang once. It was like sparkling water. Only Tang flavoured. It was alright, I guess. Alright, I'm off to do whatever it is that I do when I don't troll the forums now.

http://www.waspnation.com/Archives/Pics/Codpiece.jpg
Sparkily, indeed. :eek:

I'd have sex with Rush Limbaugh for $500 million.

I'd have sex with Dick Cheney for $500 million.

I'd have sex with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for $500 million.


lolololololololololol

have sex with Ann Coulter for $500,000,000?
I'd do. Because with $500,000,000 I could have sex with Charisma Carpenter, Shannon Elizabeth, Carmen Electra, .... .... .... .... ....

Would you be in the middle of that Michael Moore/Ann Coulter sandwich?
I mean *middle of*

*whimper* Ewww, my inner child is once again savaged. It was bad enough with Ann Coulter, but add MM to the mix? Isn't that the modern definition of torture?

Both of them would need ball gags so they would be forced to SHUT UP, and the mere thought of BOTH of them naked gives me the willies something fierce.

I wouldn't sleep with any woman for $500 million.
Now where is that hot and tempting piece of man meat I was checking out a moment ago?

If I had the money, I'd pay HER that much to allow me the honor of having sex with her. That moment alone would fully justify my existence.

I wouldn't sleep with any woman for $500 million.
Now where is that hot and tempting piece of man meat I was checking out a moment ago?
Blackie Lawless? Probably in L.A. or Texas. If it's the latter, or perhaps the former, chances are he's drunk, so it's easy pickins for you.

I wouldn't sleep with any woman for $500 million.
Now where is that hot and tempting piece of man meat I was checking out a moment ago?

<sigh> So many good looking men, so few with brains. The curse of being gay...either have that shallow, one night stand and get off or use whichever hand suits you best.

The trouble with wanting a long term partner is that they are so hard to find.