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I didn't catch what it was all about, I was just channel surfing, but there's been insurgents attacks shopkeepers who sell ice, calling ice "un-islamic."

They really are dumb fuckers, aren't they?

I didn't catch what it was all about, I was just channel surfing, but there's been insurgents attacks shopkeepers who sell ice, calling ice "un-islamic."

They really are dumb fuckers, aren't they?

rofl, ice of Iblis.

Letting women watch football matches is considered un-Islamic in Iraq

Letting women watch football matches is considered un-Islamic in Iraq

I thought that was iran? Although it's probably spread to Iraq too.

*feeds the gnome*

And years from now, people will be pointing to our "civilized" societies and making fun of how backwards we are.

*feeds the gnome*

A little and mostly ineffectual troll = gnome, I take it?

Dunno if it made it into the netiquette, but I use it as such, yes.

Dumb fuckers you say? Hmm.

I thought that was iran? Although it's probably spread to Iraq too.

your quite right I think I may have suffered a Bushism. But surely if something is un-islamic iin one place it will be just as un-islamic in another?

And years from now, people will be pointing to our "civilized" societies and making fun of how backwards we are.

It's ICE. By their logic, the entire continent of Antarctica is un-islamic.

your quite right I think I may have suffered a Bushism. But surely if something is un-islamic iin one place it will be just as un-islamic in another?

It's not really a Bushism. Like Saddam Hussein said: Iran, Iraq, whatever.

It's ICE. By their logic, the entire continent of Antarctica is un-islamic.

Do we know what the logic was that was used to decide that ice was un-islamic?

Do we know what the logic was that was used to decide that ice was un-islamic?

Yeah. No logic whatsoever. At least when people like Jack Thompson pull their shit, violent games and movies are complex and detailed. But it's fucking ice!

It's ICE. By their logic, the entire continent of Antarctica is un-islamic.

A Jihad on the ice caps!

It's ICE. By their logic, the entire continent of Antarctica is un-islamic.

It's just pigs!

It's just gays!

It's just Centaurian Dust Spiders!

100 years from now, our culture will be a quaint joke.

I mean, we in America sometimes riot after a sporting event!

was it the ice itself that was considered un-islamic or the selling of ice-by road-side vendors?

Riddle me this: is the ice still un-islamic after it melts into water? I think they should go without water just to be safe.

are ice-lollies un-islamic too?

are ice-lollies un-islamic too?

I'm not sure, but ice cream is apparently the sixth pillar of Islam:

Iraqis go nuts (and other toppings) for ice cream (http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2006-06-01-ice-cream_x.htm)

"Baghdad's neighborhoods are peppered with ice cream shops, most of which have outdoor tables or benches for its customers. Clients purchase their cones and cups at the windows, then loiter in the front patios to eat their ice cream. As temperatures climb, the shops fill.

More than just a way to keep cool, ice cream is indulged by Iraqis in the capital as a social exercise, a brief family getaway in a country where violence and chaos keep families indoors for a good part of the day."

:eek: I can see it now...they'll start attacking the ice cream vendors and ice cream trucks T.T and me likey the ice cream man. :(

I'm not sure, but ice cream is apparently the sixth pillar of Islam:

Iraqis go nuts (and other toppings) for ice cream (http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2006-06-01-ice-cream_x.htm)

"Baghdad's neighborhoods are peppered with ice cream shops, most of which have outdoor tables or benches for its customers. Clients purchase their cones and cups at the windows, then loiter in the front patios to eat their ice cream. As temperatures climb, the shops fill.

More than just a way to keep cool, ice cream is indulged by Iraqis in the capital as a social exercise, a brief family getaway in a country where violence and chaos keep families indoors for a good part of the day."
Hm, never mind, I should probably take back my last post. :headbang:

Too stupid to comment, i suppose its like when France disagreed to the coalition forces in iraq the americans went ahead and renamed "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries"



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don't tworry I'm sure another sect really has it in for ice-cream

Too stupid to comment, i suppose its like when France disagreed to the coalition forces in iraq the americans went ahead and renamed "French Fries" to "Freedom Fries"



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as one of france's nearest neighbours we 'd always called them chips

If ice is unislamic then the US must be thier best friend (lol) thanks to all the melting of the icecaps there doing due toglobal warming

I wouldn't eat that ice cream, it probably has hair in it.

Letting women watch football matches is considered un-Islamic in Iraq

*grin*

Being unislamic is the right thing to be!

( Except for gay marriage, and, uhm, marihuana and void where nill and nill where not void. )

Yeah, I'm sure they eat babies as well. :rolleyes:

Yeah, I'm sure they eat babies as well. :rolleyes:

Didn't you read the article? Baby flavored ice cream.

100 years from now, our culture will be a quaint joke.

I mean, we in America sometimes riot after a sporting event!

I have trouble believing that things will be any better 100 years from now, in fact from what I have seen, its going to get a lot worse (I know hard to believe) before it gets any better.

Yeah, I'm sure they eat babies as well. :rolleyes:

Does that make 'em good Red-Staters?

don't tworry I'm sure another sect really has it in for ice-cream
Ice cream cones where banned in the city of Carmel-by-the-sea, right here in the USA. The sect? Rich white people.

Ice cream cones where banned in the city of Carmel-by-the-sea, right here in the USA. The sect? Rich white people.


Is rich white people a religious sect?

Didn't you read the article? Baby flavored ice cream.

It is advised to serve some bullshit pie with that baby icecream... It's really quite tasty I hear... Both items can be purchased at the corner store... Unfortunately, due to religious surcamstances ice is no longer is stock... If you enquire about it, prepare to be shot.

Ehhh....

:mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

for those wackos anything that moves, breathes,exists is un-islamic. They are like american parents banning Alice in wonderland in schools and burning the books because they found it obscene and non-christianous :eek:

In Turkiye we are mostly muslim , we smoke, go drink beer have sex etc, women are flying fighter jets etc and nobody cares except a little minority which is always angry at something, that wants to stick their noses to everything. We are secular after all.

there are very few bans in Kuran actually and the one about pigmeat is truly just. we dont eat pig meat, we have wonderful sheep kabaps, why eat shiteater pigs when we have good meat? ITs forbidden unless you will die of hunger and have nothing to eat but pig, then its helal because of circumstances. BUt not when you have a good choice between better things. Pig meat carries retro-viruses which are truly a mystery as we dont yet know how those viruses wake or respond to various things and what their effects may be.

Other than that the true bans of islam are actually alchol and harmful drugs, for people to show their genitals in public(for both sexes), homosexuality, child molesting, relative marriage, harming and killing people in any way other than self protection(survival when you are under attack). Actually there are a lot of muslims that turn the other cheek when they are hit, but in the massess they remain a minority.

I especially want to explain the one about nudity to people because unfortunatelly in some places of the world people make women walk around like in BDSM. It is stated that in Kuran it would be wise for women to wear differently than prostitues because otherwise people may mistake them and harm them. It says to cover your genitals, breasts and decide for yourself whats right to wear in public so that you are respectable. I hate that people make those poor women walk and live like nuns!

Most bans are as everyone muslim or not can clearly see are intended to oppress people and make them live in fear. It has nothing to do with religion but simple masses are so ignorant that they believe whats told to them or even if they dont believe lack the means to go against system. In those islamic in name countries rich and powerful prey over weak using laws they write and making propaganda to make people obey.

Amen!!!

I didn't catch what it was all about, I was just channel surfing, but there's been insurgents attacks shopkeepers who sell ice, calling ice "un-islamic."

They really are dumb fuckers, aren't they?

Hard water is an abbombiation! :rolleyes:

Hard water is an abbombiation! :rolleyes:

what is an abbombiation?

Wow, Todays Lucky Number, that was one hell of a post. :D :D :D

In Turkiye we are mostly muslim , we smoke, go drink beer have sex etc, women are flying fighter jets etc and nobody cares except a little minority which is always angry at something, that wants to stick their noses to everything. We are secular after all.

Wow, Turkey sounds like fun. I want to visit and smoke, drink beer, and have sex with a woman in a fighter jet. :D

turkey is good on sandwiches

what is an abbombiation?

Sorry, spelt it wrong.
Probably supposed to spell it "adbombination."

I saw in the newspaper that the insurgents were against felafels because "they didn't exist in the time of Mohammed" :rolleyes: Apparently several felafel sellers were killed. "I wanted to tell him that Kalashnikovs weren't around in the time of the prophet either, but..." said one felafel seller.

for those wackos anything that moves, breathes,exists is un-islamic. They are like american parents banning Alice in wonderland in schools and burning the books because they found it obscene and non-christianous :eek:

In Turkiye we are mostly muslim , we smoke, go drink beer have sex etc, women are flying fighter jets etc and nobody cares except a little minority which is always angry at something, that wants to stick their noses to everything. We are secular after all.

there are very few bans in Kuran actually and the one about pigmeat is truly just. we dont eat pig meat, we have wonderful sheep kabaps, why eat shiteater pigs when we have good meat? ITs forbidden unless you will die of hunger and have nothing to eat but pig, then its helal because of circumstances. BUt not when you have a good choice between better things. Pig meat carries retro-viruses which are truly a mystery as we dont yet know how those viruses wake or respond to various things and what their effects may be.

Other than that the true bans of islam are actually alchol and harmful drugs, for people to show their genitals in public(for both sexes), homosexuality, child molesting, relative marriage, harming and killing people in any way other than self protection(survival when you are under attack). Actually there are a lot of muslims that turn the other cheek when they are hit, but in the massess they remain a minority.

I especially want to explain the one about nudity to people because unfortunatelly in some places of the world people make women walk around like in BDSM. It is stated that in Kuran it would be wise for women to wear differently than prostitues because otherwise people may mistake them and harm them. It says to cover your genitals, breasts and decide for yourself whats right to wear in public so that you are respectable. I hate that people make those poor women walk and live like nuns!

Most bans are as everyone muslim or not can clearly see are intended to oppress people and make them live in fear. It has nothing to do with religion but simple masses are so ignorant that they believe whats told to them or even if they dont believe lack the means to go against system. In those islamic in name countries rich and powerful prey over weak using laws they write and making propaganda to make people obey.

In London you see some women walking around clad head to foot in balck with a small eye slit and peeping out from underneath are gaudiest shoes you van imagine

A Jihad on the ice caps!

Better still - Jihad on Ice. A figure skating musical.

In London you see some women walking around clad head to foot in balck with a small eye slit and peeping out from underneath are gaudiest shoes you van imagine
that must be prevented, full face covering can be used to cover identity of criminals terrorists etc. People make it a big issue and get aggressive about it claiming thet its their religious freedom on stake. But thats not the matter, the security of states comes first of all freedoms. Sometimes goverments must know where to say no and not be afraid to use the police force just because antagonists will claim its a violation of human rights. It must be done as civil as possible but still must be done, without turning it into a race and religion hunt. Which is why people fear of acting, they cant be sure where events will take them to. BUt after a problem grows a certain size it takes only harsher measures to solve them.

That could be anyone under that dress even a ninja!:eek:

Theres a small group of people in every religion that act like this. Why are you surprised?

Theres a small group of people in every religion that act like this. Why are you surprised?


We ain't surprised.

Just itching and ready to take out any trash that causes us trouble...

I suspect some of them may be police officers in drag

We ain't surprised.

Just itching and ready to take out any trash that causes us trouble...

Whether or not that trash is muslim, christian, jewish, satanist, atheist....?

Whether or not that trash is muslim, christian, jewish, satanist, atheist....?


Even you, if you make cause us trouble...

Obviously, ice is a product of US society, and a symbol of everything evil.

Just like shorts. Men were shot last week in Iraq by Islamic fundamentalists for the crime of wearing shorts.

Mind you, the men who were shot were on the Iraqi national tennis team.

It's not just about "fuck the US because they support Israel, or blow up US stuff because they get the oil from Saudi Arabia". It's about "kill anything that reminds us of the West, because the Western way of life is a threat to Islamic fundamentalism - merely by existing".

Indeed - our altercation with those lads is existential.

Hence, the very idea of peace is... irrelevant.

Even you, if you make cause us trouble...

So then associate troublemakers with troublemakers, not a certain religion.

So then associate troublemakers with troublemakers, not a certain religion.

I will do so - if a certain religion has too many troublemakers.

( or is it your position that a certain religion is mostly pro-West, pro-American, submissive and docile, eh? )

Since theyre extremists, wouldnt fucking be considered un-islamic? If so, how can they be 'dumb fuckers'?
Oh, wait, your an idiot.
I get it, cool :)

I will do so - if a certain religion has too many troublemakers.

( or is it your position that a certain religion is mostly pro-West, pro-American, submissive and docile, eh? )

Its the individual, not the religion, that causes trouble.

Its the individual, not the religion, that causes trouble.

Excellent.
Now kindly step out of the car, Sir, with your hands raised!

Since theyre extremists, wouldnt fucking be considered un-islamic? If so, how can they be 'dumb fuckers'?
Oh, wait, your an idiot.
I get it, cool :)

What do you think the 72 virgins are for?

Excellent.
Now kindly step out of the car, Sir, with your hands raised!

What?

What?

*cocks gun*

Its the individual, not the religion, that causes trouble.


wow, It took ya'll 4 pages to get that

A Jihad on the ice caps!

OK everyone grab an ice pick and a heater. We are gona take those ice caps down!!

*cocks gun*

Yeah and its those darn muslims that cause trouble...right?

What do you think the 72 virgins are for?
But thats AFTER your dead. Your not supposed to do that while your ALIVE. Otherwise why the hell do you have a religion? :P

I didn't catch what it was all about, I was just channel surfing, but there's been insurgents attacks shopkeepers who sell ice, calling ice "un-islamic."

They really are dumb fuckers, aren't they?
An actual link to this story in some fashion'd be nice.

An actual link to this story in some fashion'd be nice.

We all saw it yesterday on the BBC, didn't we?
Although I'm not sure whether it was water ice or ice cream.

And years from now, people will be pointing to our "civilized" societies and making fun of how backwards we are.
Maybe, but that will be years from now and we'll have an excuse. I mean is it more reasonable to expect Cro Magnon cave painters to use proper table manners or to expect that of your next door neighbor?

Maybe, but that will be years from now and we'll have an excuse. I mean is it more reasonable to expect Cro Magnon cave painters to use proper table manners or to expect that of your next door neighbor?


You do realise that according to the likes of Gymoor, the very word 'reasonable' is obviously unfair and prejudiced?

A Jihad on the ice caps!
Thoses fucking Penguins are going down!

An actual link to this story in some fashion'd be nice.
You should just take his word for it. K-P is usually very trustworthy. If he says he doesn't know what it is all about because he only saw a glimpse while channel surfing, then it must be so.

You do realise that according to the likes of Gymoor, the very word 'reasonable' is obviously unfair and prejudiced?

I find that a rather unreasonable statement.

Letting women watch football matches is considered un-Islamic in Iraq

hell, letting women do ANYTHING is un-Islamic in some places...

They attack ice because ice is needed when its hot, and when theres hot, theres people doing naughty things. naughty things = sinful! :fluffle:

Dumb fuckers you say? Hmm.


Well, he is right. God forbid ICE, women watching football, and women defending themselves from Rape.

Is rich white people a religious sect?
Yes,
Their God: Money.
Their symbol: the $ sign.
Their Church: Wall Street.
Their Political Party: Republialist
Their Preachers: Bush and Cheney
Where do the go when they die?: Hopefully Hell.