NationStates Jolt Archive


Someone in the MLB office had a sense of humor

The Nazz
07-06-2006, 05:44
or just got really lucky. What am I talking about? The fact that on 06/06/06, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim played the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Tell me that was just a coincidence. :D

For the record, the Angels won, 12-2, thus condemning earth to another thousand years of Satanic rule.
IDF
07-06-2006, 05:51
It was the battle of good vs. evil.

Good one only because evil had Scott Kazmir pitching his first really bad start.
The South Islands
07-06-2006, 05:53
A sense of humor...OR a satanic cult member?

IDF, did you see the game today? God, that was the luckiest home run I have ever seen in all my years!
IDF
07-06-2006, 05:56
A sense of humor...OR a satanic cult member?

IDF, did you see the game today? God, that was the luckiest home run I have ever seen in all my years!
No, I was watching my Sox come back in the 8th against the Tigers. ALEX CINTRON, YESSSSS!!!!!!! You can put it on the booooaaaarrrrddd YES!!!
The Nazz
07-06-2006, 05:58
It was the battle of good vs. evil.

Good one only because evil had Scott Kazmir pitching his first really bad start.
Good thing he wasn't on your NS fantasy team, huh? I didn't have anyone starting tonight, so I have no clue how I did.
The South Islands
07-06-2006, 06:01
No, I was watching my Sox come back in the 8th against the Tigers. ALEX CINTRON, YESSSSS!!!!!!! You can put it on the booooaaaarrrrddd YES!!!

That was so fuckin weak...a dude who hadn't hit a damn home run comes up against a great reliever with a fuckin 1.06 ERA. And he jacks a 3 run Homer.

So fuckin weak...
The South Islands
07-06-2006, 06:02
Good thing he wasn't on your NS fantasy team, huh? I didn't have anyone starting tonight, so I have no clue how I did.

Wait...NS fantasy baseball?

:confused:
The Nazz
07-06-2006, 06:04
Wait...NS fantasy baseball?

:confused:
Yeah--Myrmidonisia set it up at the beginning of the season. IDF and I are playing this week--he's in second in the league and I'm in third, though I'd have to have a monster week to pass him. But he talked shit about me a month or so ago, so I'd be happy to come out of it with a close win this week.

A big win would be better though. ;)
New Flovilla
07-06-2006, 06:06
We at MLB deny and resent the asserttion the we now have or have ever had any sense of humor. Further sander of this type will result in litigation.
The Nazz
07-06-2006, 06:08
We at MLB deny and resent the asserttion the we now have or have ever had any sense of humor. Further sander of this type will result in litigation.
Better be careful--the alternative is that you did it on purpose and that'll get the fundies after you in force. :p
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:09
That was so fuckin weak...a dude who hadn't hit a damn home run comes up against a great reliever with a fuckin 1.06 ERA. And he jacks a 3 run Homer.

So fuckin weak...
Cintron had no HRs because he's a bench player. Uribe is the regular SS.
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:09
We at MLB deny and resent the asserttion the we now have or have ever had any sense of humor. Further sander of this type will result in litigation.
I figured it out, New Flovilla is Bud(light) Selig.
AB Again
07-06-2006, 06:09
Good thing he wasn't on your NS fantasy team, huh? I didn't have anyone starting tonight, so I have no clue how I did.

No, but he was on Protrade pitching challenge roster. Shit.
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:11
Yeah--Myrmidonisia set it up at the beginning of the season. IDF and I are playing this week--he's in second in the league and I'm in third, though I'd have to have a monster week to pass him. But he talked shit about me a month or so ago, so I'd be happy to come out of it with a close win this week.

A big win would be better though. ;)
I always talk shit in fantasy baseball. I forgot what move it was I criticized you for though. I don't care though, I'm freaking owning everyone!!!!
The South Islands
07-06-2006, 06:13
Cintron had no HRs because he's a bench player. Uribe is the regular SS.
Still, he wasn't exactly known as a power hitter as it was.

We'll rebound. We've got Verlander on the mound tomorrow, and he's been throwing nothing but fire for the past few starts.
The Nazz
07-06-2006, 06:14
I always talk shit in fantasy baseball. I forgot what move it was I criticized you for though. I don't care though, I'm freaking owning everyone!!!!
You didn't criticize a move--you just said you were going to take me. And I replied--in good humor, mind you--that if I won the week, I would give you serious shit about it. Of course, if you beat me, it's no biggie, since I'm already doing better than I expected, considering I put very little thought into the team. My big move was cutting a pitcher on the DL and picking up Marshall from the Cubs.
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:14
If you want to talk about getting screwed, I get Gagne back from the DL and Pujols goes down.:headbang: :mad: :sniper:
New Flovilla
07-06-2006, 06:15
I'm more drunk than I thought(more drunk or drunker). I left the L out of slander. STOP SANDERING US! Don't know exactly what sanderingf is but it sounds very painful.
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:15
You didn't criticize a move--you just said you were going to take me. And I replied--in good humor, mind you--that if I won the week, I would give you serious shit about it. Of course, if you beat me, it's no biggie, since I'm already doing better than I expected, considering I put very little thought into the team. My big move was cutting a pitcher on the DL and picking up Marshall from the Cubs.
Then I'm going to laugh at you. There is a general rule, don't touch a Cubs pitcher unless you want to get burned. Dusty knows how to do one thing, and that is destroy a perfectly good pitcher. See Prior, Mark.
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:16
Still, he wasn't exactly known as a power hitter as it was.

We'll rebound. We've got Verlander on the mound tomorrow, and he's been throwing nothing but fire for the past few starts.
And we have Contreras who hasn't lost a game in almost 20 starts. Oh yeah, he won game 1 of the World Series too.
New Flovilla
07-06-2006, 06:17
At least 3 people in my fantasy league are special. I drafted 4th and got Pujols.
The South Islands
07-06-2006, 06:18
And we have Contreras who hasn't lost a game in almost 20 starts. Oh yeah, he won game 1 of the World Series too.
He's destined to lose one sooner or later. T'would be interesting if this turned into a pitchers duel.
The Nazz
07-06-2006, 06:18
Then I'm going to laugh at you. There is a general rule, don't touch a Cubs pitcher unless you want to get burned. Dusty knows how to do one thing, and that is destroy a perfectly good pitcher. See Prior, Mark.
He's done okay for me so far--I won't hold onto him for more than a year. He got a win for me this week--he's had some rough luck lately with offensive support. No shock, I know, considering it's the Cubs here. He's a solid 4 or 5 guy, so I don't expect a out out of him.
JuNii
07-06-2006, 06:18
or just got really lucky. What am I talking about? The fact that on 06/06/06, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim played the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Tell me that was just a coincidence. :D

For the record, the Angels won, 12-2, thus condemning earth to another thousand years of Satanic rule.
OMG! see it's a sign!!!

*Runs screaming from the room*
The Nazz
07-06-2006, 06:19
OMG! see it's a sign!!!
Come back here and submit to the unholy Selig!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bow before Bud!!!!!!!!!!
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:20
At least 3 people in my fantasy league are special. I drafted 4th and got Pujols.
Wow, those 3 people are retarded. I would say Pujols is the best player in baseball.
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:21
Come back here and submit to the unholy Selig!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bow before Bud!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone else hate "The Tool?" (aka Bud Selig or Budlight as I call him)
New Flovilla
07-06-2006, 06:23
Wow, those 3 people are retarded. I would say Pujols is the best player in baseball.
It's Special. And Pujols is to fantasy baseball what Peyton Manning is to fantasy football, only the best player for your fantasy team. Andruw Jones was last years MVP.
JuNii
07-06-2006, 06:26
Come back here and submit to the unholy Selig!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bow before Bud!!!!!!!!!!
Nay I say, Look towards the Lite!!!!
JuNii
07-06-2006, 06:27
Does anyone else hate "The Tool?" (aka Bud Selig or Budlight as I call him)
ok, I honestly did not see this when I made my post. :D
Sarzonia
07-06-2006, 06:31
That was so fuckin weak...a dude who hadn't hit a damn home run comes up against a great reliever with a fuckin 1.06 ERA. And he jacks a 3 run Homer.

So fuckin weak...
Wait... who has Scott Podsednik? :p
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:31
It's Special. And Pujols is to fantasy baseball what Peyton Manning is to fantasy football, only the best player for your fantasy team. Andruw Jones was last years MVP.
i draft Peyton every year and got Andruw this year. I have Jim Thome on all of my other teams. He's been shmokin
Gymoor Prime
07-06-2006, 06:31
Meh, everyone knows that the Dodgers are the true team of the Devil.

Duck the Fodgers.
IDF
07-06-2006, 06:33
Wait... who has Scott Podsednik? :p
OMG!!! I love that moment in Game 2 of the World Series. I was jumping for joy when he hit that off of LIdge. I was like :eek: . As shocked as I was, his teammates were more shocked. Aaron Rowand was mic'ed. He and Brian Anderson were saying "no way! no way" as the ball was in the air. They then shouted "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" as they jumped over the dugout fence.
New Flovilla
07-06-2006, 07:06
i draft Peyton every year and got Andruw this year. I have Jim Thome on all of my other teams. He's been shmokin
Thome is a great fantasy pick but in real baseball he strikes out too much.