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Just want to hear your ideas about complex forms of cruel capital punishment.

I've always thought about microwave radiation.

Torture of the genitalia or nipples, that would be excrutiating painful and then they eventually die from the pain.

Things needed: blow torch, duct tape, chains

be imaginative

2 words...

Anus Penguin.

Get to work on the homes with some pliers and a blow torch.

Cookie reward for getting the reference. :)

Torture and painful death! That's where I'm a Viking!

Let's see... make them drink oil and then shoot them 'til they catch fire, rip off chunks of skin and cover in salt, meathooks through the lungs and then hang them up by the hooks...

And there's something else I've been toying with; I like to call it "Cement in the Ass."

The old ways are best...

Death by pyre. :)

Drill through the center of all the teeth in a motherfuckers mouth, striaght through the nerve, hurt like hell. Then, insert hooks into the holes.One by one, rip all the teeth outh. Coat sockets with lemon juice and salt. Then slowly flay them alive, salting, lemonizing, and cauterizing every once in a while. Do this till the guy dies.

The old ways are best...

Death by pyre. :)
Or the blood eagle.

This too... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism)

two words: acid bath

or the statue method. Use metal rods and pins to hold the victim into place. Then, cover the entire victim in a layer of plaster or cement. You can leave holes for seeing and/or breathing if you want.

or fill the victim's stomache with fuel, leaving a thin coating in the mouth and esophogus. Then, light said fuel.

the iron maiden not really torcher but still...

the rack

tie each limb to a horse then have the horses all run in different directions.

slowly poision

boil in oil

edit

the cross

lashing(whipping)

the iron maiden not really torcher but still...

the rack

tie each limb to a horse then have the horses all run in different directions.

slowly poision

boil in oil
Ah yes, the old ways. All this just gives me chills. ^^

A pox on thee for editing thy post! :eek:

Monkeys with dull spoons.

(well, it makes sense in context... but I'm not posting that story)

Somehow I find it faintly ironic that the only recognizable posters to this thread so far have been of the liberal persuasion. Do carry on.

Ah yes, the old ways. All this just gives me chills. ^^

A pox on thee for editing thy post! :eek:
sorry...but i could not bileve that i had for goten them

by the way here are two more

the bubonic plauge

and rebreed the spaniish infuenza virus and administer to victun in isolation...they will literaly crack ribs fron cuaghing so hard not to mention masive headachs and such

Somehow I find it faintly ironic that the only recognizable posters to this thread so far have been of the liberal persuasion. Do carry on.
*raises hand*
iam conservitive

*raises hand*
iam conservitive
And moi, well I am a libertarian-liberal...so...yeah. :)

sorry...but i could not bileve that i had for goten them

by the way here are two more

the bubonic plauge

and rebreed the spaniish infuenza virus and administer to victun in isolation...they will literaly crack ribs fron cuaghing so hard not to mention masive headachs and such
Death made into an art. :)

Oh, and of course you could've mentioned the pyre too. And Mme la Guillotine. :)

Put an immune-system-depressing drug in their foods and make them eat it. Once their body is used to food meaning that their immune system will be depressed, just keep feeding them (drug no longer necessary) until their body and everything infectious does the work for you. Not only will they be nauseated by their food, but it will continue regardless of the lack of drug.

Just want to hear your ideas about complex forms of cruel capital punishment.

I've always thought about microwave radiation.medical research. let them become tools for finding cures to illnesses.

Death made into an art. :)

Oh, and of course you could've mentioned the pyre too. And Mme la Guillotine. :)
what do you think the pay me the big bucks for:)

mah the pyre...yes it works butit works better for funerals

ah one more(fron the count of montycristo)

cut open the victum from groin to throat adn tehn procead to step reptedly on said victum... we will just say lots of blood in lots of different places...

medical research. let them become tools for finding cures to illnesses.
true true

what do you think the pay me the big bucks for:)

mah the pyre...yes it works butit works better for funerals
Hmm tying a person to a wooden post and then burning them has a sense of vintage to it though. :) Of course, nowadays we can come up with newer, more innovative ways to immolate people. All in the name of progress. ^^



ah one more(fron the count of montycristo)

cut open the victum from groin to throat adn tehn procead to step reptedly on said victum... we will just say lots of blood in lots of different places...
Oh my, I do love that one. :)

You guys are missing the point.

The old tried and true method of Scourging and Crucification is still the best. Not only is it slow and painful, it also provides an example for the rest of you society wen the said executionee is put on display on his/her cross.

Also the old English method of having people hung drawn and quatered was quite effective.

You guys are missing the point.

The old tried and true method of Scourging and Crucification is still the best. Not only is it slow and painful, it also provides an example for the rest of you society wen the said executionee is put on display on his/her cross.

Also the old English method of having people hung drawn and quatered was quite effective.
The Lord would approve. What better way to mimick his son's sacrifice than to have degenerates pinned against crufices? ^^ True atonement for one's sin it is.

You guys are missing the point.

The old tried and true method of Scourging and Crucification is still the best. Not only is it slow and painful, it also provides an example for the rest of you society wen the said executionee is put on display on his/her cross.

Also the old English method of having people hung drawn and quatered was quite effective.
already got these..but its nice to know iam not the only one that apprciats them:) o and btw welcome to NS

While a prolonged and painful death may be satisfying in the vindicative sense, I say, don't let all the precious organs go to waste. Every convict can save several lives! Two people are waiting for their kidneys, two people are waiting for their livers, one person can be saved with the convict's heart, blood banks are always in need of any amount of blood, amputees will relish a chance at having their missing limbs restored, assorted tissues can and will be used in pharmacology and so on and so forth. Waste not, want not. This is why organ donation in Varyngia is compulsory.

Of course, if one is unfit to donate due to poor quality of their material, they can always be drawn and quartered. Or fed copious amount of milk and honey, then restrained in a coffin-sized vessel and left in the forest. Let the insects have their way. Impalement is also fine. If done right, it can prolong dying for days.

For those who feel that the executioner is a murderer and therefore should face death I feel we could enlist the aid of those who wish to be euthanised. A person who wished to be euthanised woukd sit in a comfortable chair with a drip IV. When she felt good and ready she could push a button which would release drugs into her IV to overdose her to sleep and painlessly put her to rest forever. She might immediately press the button or she might take a very long time or even change her mind and not press the button.

In another room completely isolated from the euthacutioner the prisoner to be put to death would be restrained and strapped to a gurney with a drip IV. When the person who wished to be euthanised pushed the button the prisoner would also receive a lethal overdose. Above the gurney in front of the prisoners eyes would be a large monitor with live video feed from a camera focussed on the button which the euthacutioner would eventually use to kill them both. Or the euthacutioner might change her mind and temporarily spare the prisoner who would await the next volunteer to kill him.

Also, instead of having another person execute the convict, secure them in a small room with no windows, no bed and no toilet, lit by one dim lightbulb. After the guard leaves, a small compartment in the wall opens, revealing a gun with one bullet.

After several days (or sooner, if the convict makes the right use of their gun) the body is removed, the cell flooded with a cleaning agent, and a new convict can be placed inside.

ooh ooh i got one. how 'bout the Hom-Dai.

and rebreed the spaniish infuenza virus and administer to victun in isolation...they will literaly crack ribs fron cuaghing so hard not to mention masive headachs and such

Whoa! I think I had that about two years ago.

Get a person's buttcheeks wet with salt water and have a goat lick them.

well the indirect: sew them into a deer suit and drop them five miles from the nearest road in an area populated by nearsighted hicks.
the indecently slow: bulldozer with the engine replaced by a complex series if chains and pullies attached to a hamster wheel.

Death by vampire fish. Look it up.

Also, deep frying them in oil, head last. Y'know, French Fried Felons.

Also, instead of having another person execute the convict, secure them in a small room with no windows, no bed and no toilet, lit by one dim lightbulb. After the guard leaves, a small compartment in the wall opens, revealing a gun with one bullet.

After several days (or sooner, if the convict makes the right use of their gun) the body is removed, the cell flooded with a cleaning agent, and a new convict can be placed inside.
Nope. The curch would frown on that one. Even murderers get last rites, and suicide is a big ol' sin.

For those who feel that the executioner is a murderer and therefore should face death I feel we could enlist the aid of those who wish to be euthanised. A person who wished to be euthanised woukd sit in a comfortable chair with a drip IV. When she felt good and ready she could push a button which would release drugs into her IV to overdose her to sleep and painlessly put her to rest forever. She might immediately press the button or she might take a very long time or even change her mind and not press the button.

In another room completely isolated from the euthacutioner the prisoner to be put to death would be restrained and strapped to a gurney with a drip IV. When the person who wished to be euthanised pushed the button the prisoner would also receive a lethal overdose. Above the gurney in front of the prisoners eyes would be a large monitor with live video feed from a camera focussed on the button which the euthacutioner would eventually use to kill them both. Or the euthacutioner might change her mind and temporarily spare the prisoner who would await the next volunteer to kill him.
Nice mind-fuck, there.

Liquid nitrogen pumped into the mouth while liquid lead is pumped into the other end.

Two words...


Soylant Green.

Nice mind-fuck, there.

It's a gift.

Bah, addict them to heroin and provide a maintainance dose to keep them in perpetual withdrawl. Let time do the killing. Then web cast it with advertisements. Everyone wins. Except the loser.

What about the Chinese bamboo torture where the victim effectively fertilises the very thing that will very slowly and painfully kill him

Quite imaginative fantasy, some people got.
Simply strap the guy to a hard matress, and leave him to rot.
Easy, cheap, painful.

After several days (or sooner, if the convict makes the right use of their gun) the body is removed, the cell flooded with a cleaning agent, and a new convict can be placed inside.

What if the convict survives for a week? Do we release them?

I think we should at such a point :p

tie them up on the coast so that they almost 9but not quite)drwon at high tide and leave them to the mercy of crabs and seagulls

Can I make something up?

Paper + Eye ball = Eye ball paper cuts



:D

Stick an umbrella up the offender's anus and open it

Bungee jumping throughpanes of glass perhaps.:)

Bungee jumping throughpanes of glass perhaps.:)

Nah . . . far too quick

*thinks hard*
Horizontal hanging - using a centrifuge operating at a very slow speed.

tie them down, insert barbed needles one every inch, just into the skin, so it's excruciating but they won't die...when they look like a pincussion, rip them all out, make sure to control the bleeding....wouldn't be any fun if they died, there's still a lot left to do... Rip out their fingernails, burn fingers. Place a nice little assembly that I saw in a dream, a framework that has screws in it that are placed over ribs, screws go in deeper every ten minutes, until the ribs break. remove assembly, burn nipples with torch. stretch arms, then put weight on the clavicals so they break (incredibly painful) stretch the arms a bit more so the broken bone has a chance to cut into the muscle. Insert large needle into the throat, penetrating the voice box. Then move the voicebox around with needle, and ask them to scream (if they're not already).
Remove toenails and burn toes, flip the subject over and put needles into the various pressure points along the backbone. they'll most likely be dead by this time. Find a new subject and repeat.

Insert an electrode into the pain center of the brain.

Apply just enough current to stimulate that center.

Keep it on until they die, which might be a day or two.

They will experience whole-body pain tens of thousands of times more intense than any real physical pain.

Listening to Ann Coulter.

Listening to Ann Coulter.
Can't be any worse than listening to Al Franken.

Can't be any worse than listening to Al Franken.


Combine 'em!

Combine 'em!
The ultimate horror movie - Al Franken having sex with Ann Coulter while talking politics.

Can't be any worse than listening to Al Franken.

Yes...Yes it can.

(I am not an advocate of Al Franken)

Yes...Yes it can.

(I am not an advocate of Al Franken)

Actually, listening to O'Reilly is worse than either.

Make them addicted to NSG and the lock them in a room where they can access Internet but not NSG...

The thing is after a certain amount of pain the pain reaction shuts down.
And after a certain amont of psychological torture the victim goes insane.

So an ideal excruciating death would involve pain and stress just below the threshold.

The middle east has always been genius when it comes to torture. The Romans just stuck people on crosses and the Chinese just buried people, but the Persians, Arameans, and their ilk. . .

I still flinch when I read accounts of the Hussein brothers, sticking people in plastic shredders and all that. Or the Aramaic flaying method. I'm sure I've read about some really grotesque Byzantine practicves as well.


Two words...


Soylant Green.

Mmm, yes.
No need to waste perfectly good meat.
Indeed, you could do a lot with that.

Amputate the limbs one joint at a time, with recovery time for the pain, and force-feed the victim its own body. At some point you'd be left with the head and torso.

Remove the non vital organs, and put in a nice marinade. Stick an apple in the mouth, and cook at, say, 130 degress Farenheit. When the victim is almost dead, let the blood drain out, do a nice honey glaze, decapitate, and cook fully. Rack of long pig. Serves 2 dozen, or one glutton. Use head for soccer.

Or you could try de-boning victims, se ehow many you could remove with proper blood retention.

Also, instead of having another person execute the convict, secure them in a small room with no windows, no bed and no toilet, lit by one dim lightbulb. After the guard leaves, a small compartment in the wall opens, revealing a gun with one bullet.

After several days (or sooner, if the convict makes the right use of their gun) the body is removed, the cell flooded with a cleaning agent, and a new convict can be placed inside.


You lot are SICK! :eek:

Anyways best method is a slight variation on the above

said victim gets locked in a cell with no windows and no toilet, however every 6 hrs he gets a meal of his choice accompanied by the drinks of his choice.
but....... when the food and drink come out the other end of the victim, they have nowhere to go, but build up in the cell.......... after a while the victim drowns in his own filth...... seal the room for 2 yrs, and hey presto, HM gulags famous compost... just £5 a bag

My idea would be to lock them into a 100 degree room and let them dehydrate to death. Its painful and it doesn't take much effort to do.;)

Make them addicted to NSG and the lock them in a room where they can access Internet but not NSG...
no... with a 16K modem...

The ultimate horror movie - Al Franken having sex with Ann Coulter while talking politics.
ok, sorry, but this just crossed the line into Torture. I mean... Ghaaa!

:headbang:

I gotta get that stupid image outta my head now...

The perfect and humiliating capital punishment ever: "Death by Gorilla"

You need
(10) sexually active, sex-starved male gorillas
(1) bucket of gorilla aphrodisiac (smelling like female gorilla)
(1) pair of handcuffs
(1) heavy-duty cage large enough to fit ten male gorillas
(optional) set of bushes

How to do it
You take the poor condemned bastard and handcuff him/her inside the cage before you pour the gorilla aphrodisiac over him/her. Then, when he's soaked in the aphrodisiac, enter the ten gorillas. Needless to say, the sex-starved gorillas will be horny like hell and when they smell the female gorilla, they will in nine out of ten cases have their way with the "female gorilla". With ten gorillas in the same cage, the risk of the condemned bastard surviving will be minimal. However, should he/she still be alive when they're done, add another bucket of aphrodisiac and replace the ten gorillas with fresh ones. Guaranteed cruel, humiliating and deadly execution!

Death by Snoo snoo.

Or go the Vlad the Impaler way. Stick them on a giant stake and let gravity do the rest

Here you go (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=483043), and there you go (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=448247). What do you think of my threads?

Such sadists...

1. victim is chained and naked in dungeon room
2. victim is sprayed with nut-flavoured cologne on body
3. unleash torrent of hungry squirrels into room

I'm sick.. yes, I know...

Death by extremely loud Christina Agulera music.

Alternatively, gladiator-style combat! The child molester vs. the Enron executives*! Who will win?

*Yes, I know that they're not getting death.

Smothered with their own mothers severed vagina

I'm sure I've read about some really grotesque Byzantine practicves as well.



Andyou were saying just before the Romans didn't have any creative methods of capital punishment.... The Byzantines were Romans.

Getting your head sawed off by a rusty dull blade. Popular with some people I guess.

Acid Injection
Acid injected directly into the aorta. Before it dissolves the aorta causing certain death, the heart will pump the acid around the body.
One of my nations (Mirkana) actually uses this method.

Gateway to Hell
Cover the bottom of a cage with tar-soaked straw. Have victim wear tar-soaked robes. Place victim in cage. Set victim on fire. Watch them run around screaming. Both painful and amusing to watch.

Bladder Death
Perform surgery on victim. Seal off bladder. Release victim into the public.

Gutted
Have your guts pulled out via the rectum.

Death by Immovable Rod
This uses a magical device called an immovable rod. Press the button, and the rod stays where it is, hovering in the air. It can support a great deal of weight.
For death by immovable rod, slice open the victim's belly - carefully, don't hit the intestines. Place immovable rod inside. Activate a mile above the ground. Seal victim's belly. Leave.

Andyou were saying just before the Romans didn't have any creative methods of capital punishment.... The Byzantines were Romans.
Ow.
I really need to proofread before I post.
I was just going over some of my old posts yesterday and realizing how many typos, mispelling, and run-on sentences I have.
Then I go and start doing it again.

Anywhen. . .
The Byzantines were derived from the Eastern Roman Empire, and begin get refered to as a distinct civilization after the collapse of the western Roman states. In the east, Roman traditions were overlaid onto an existing hodgepodge of Hellenized customs.

The Byzantines reformed are generally considered for historic purposes a distinct civilization from the Romans, even though they called themselves the Roman Empire (so, for that matter did the Germans and Turks, though with less legitimacy).

If you wish to insist that there is no distinction, go ahead. I suppose by that logic one could say that the Ottomans are indistinguishable from the Seljuks, that the Russians are the Kievan Rus, or that the Afrikaaner free states were Dutch (and possibly apartheid South Africa as well), to use some examples with which you may be familiar.

At any rate, I'm not really inclined to argue the point further, nor clear why you decided to seek out an argument, so feel free to follow the dictates of thy conscience in that matter.

Skinning, followed by a bath in the Dead Sea.

Being bummed to death by Michael Jackson.

Just want to hear your ideas about complex forms of cruel capital punishment.

I've always thought about microwave radiation.

stung slowly to death by wasps,whilst being shot at with rubber buckshot,with vise grips applied to your fingertips.

In the line of the utterly ridiculous: Put the victim in a Barney suit and lock said victim in an unattended middle school classroom with students present.

File down their teeth with a rough rasp... then shoot the bastard in the kneecaps and leave them to die in a nettle shrubbery... from starvation!

Somehow I find it faintly ironic that the only recognizable posters to this thread so far have been of the liberal persuasion. Do carry on.


Thats cos' Connies are boring,;)

Locked into a sealed room with no method of possible suicide. Crazy Frog played repeatedly - and quietly - until the victim starves to death, completely insane...

You're having a meeting with seven of your closest friends in a house you think is completely safe.

But for the past two weeks, Special Forces soldiers have been following you and watching you and you haven't seen a thing.

Then they send two precision guided 500 pound bombs to join you at your dinner party, and blow you into chunks the size of a hot dog.

Sometimes, the old ways are the best:

Broken on a wheel
Very simple: hold person down, smash arms and legs repeatedly with a sledgehammer until there are no large pieces of bone left, stick them on a wagon wheel, braiding their now floppy arms and legs through the spokes, stick on a high poke, and wait. If they're lucky, they'll be dead in a couple of days. If they're not lucky, the crows will come pluck out their eyes first.

Inject with HIV and refuse medication.

The choice:

requires
1. old barn
2. old vice
3. rusty knife
4. petrol and matches.

Take said victim to barn where heavy vice is located. Clamp victim's genitalia into vice, lock vice into position, by welding it. Hand victim rusty knife. Go outside, soak barn in petrol, light match.

How 'bout flash blindness?

I spend hours at a time thinking of ways to finish motherfuckers off :D I try to be original for the most part but my favourites are usually inspired by literature or history.

"Rat-a-tat-téte"--
Construct a cubical steel cage, approx. 1.5 ft x 1.5 ft x 1.5 ft, that bisects vertically with a round aperture in the bottom side a hatch in on the top side. Restrain subject in a seated position and fasten the cage together surrounding the aperture insulated around their neck. Open the hatch an insert several hungry rats into the cage. Wait, watch, and listen.

"Rats in the pipes"--
Enclose subject in a full-plate suit of armour minus gauntlets and helmet. Seal all joints with epoxy resin and allow to set. Fit steel boxes containing hungry rats over subject's wrists, leaving rats with no egress except to eat their way through the lengths of the subject's arms, through the torso, until making their way to the unenclosed head.

"Bacon's revenge"--
Tie subject naked and spread-eagle to four equidistant posts in a tall fenced-in enclosure. Release several pigs into enclosure. Pigs will eat virtually anything.

"Ring of fire"--
Bind subject's hands behind back and suspend upside down with legs spread. Anally insert 2 to 3 inch long metal tube with an inner diameter of 1 inch. Insert substance of choice to rectum via tube. Heat a steel rod of desired length with a diameter of about 3/4 of an inch until white hot. Insert rod through pipe. Popular alternative selections include (in order of commonplace availability): boiling water, broken glass, leeches, cement dust and water, epoxy resin, fibreglass resin, molten lead, or liquid nitrogen.

"Burning sensation"--
Bind subject naked, seated in a chair with a large hole cut out in the seat directly below groin/pelvis. Place the chair with the hole directly above a blowtorch pointed upright. Light blowtorch.

and on and on... though my favourites are the ones that involve the subject being eaten alive by animals. Rats in the pipes would be especially gruesome if the rats take a wrong turn at the torso and end up hollowing out the abdomen and legs before back-tracking towards the head.

no... with a 16K modem...


I remember having a 28k modem...:eek:

Sometimes, the old ways are the best:

Broken on a wheel
Very simple: hold person down, smash arms and legs repeatedly with a sledgehammer until there are no large pieces of bone left, stick them on a wagon wheel, braiding their now floppy arms and legs through the spokes, stick on a high poke, and wait. If they're lucky, they'll be dead in a couple of days. If they're not lucky, the crows will come pluck out their eyes first.
read a book where a scholer discribed one where slits were made in the back of the condemed, as he was tied to a rock, then his lungs were pulled out through the slits and he was left while his lungs dehydrated.

I spend hours at a time thinking of ways to finish motherfuckers off :D I try to be original for the most part but my favourites are usually inspired by literature or history.

"Rat-a-tat-téte"--
Construct a cubical steel cage, approx. 1.5 ft x 1.5 ft x 1.5 ft, that bisects vertically with a round aperture in the bottom side a hatch in on the top side. Restrain subject in a seated position and fasten the cage together surrounding the aperture insulated around their neck. Open the hatch an insert several hungry rats into the cage. Wait, watch, and listen.

"Rats in the pipes"--
Enclose subject in a full-plate suit of armour minus gauntlets and helmet. Seal all joints with epoxy resin and allow to set. Fit steel boxes containing hungry rats over subject's wrists, leaving rats with no egress except to eat their way through the lengths of the subject's arms, through the torso, until making their way to the unenclosed head.

"Bacon's revenge"--
Tie subject naked and spread-eagle to four equidistant posts in a tall fenced-in enclosure. Release several pigs into enclosure. Pigs will eat virtually anything.

"Ring of fire"--
Bind subject's hands behind back and suspend upside down with legs spread. Anally insert 2 to 3 inch long metal tube with an inner diameter of 1 inch. Insert substance of choice to rectum via tube. Heat a steel rod of desired length with a diameter of about 3/4 of an inch until white hot. Insert rod through pipe. Popular alternative selections include (in order of commonplace availability): boiling water, broken glass, leeches, cement dust and water, epoxy resin, fibreglass resin, molten lead, or liquid nitrogen.

"Burning sensation"--
Bind subject naked, seated in a chair with a large hole cut out in the seat directly below groin/pelvis. Place the chair with the hole directly above a blowtorch pointed upright. Light blowtorch.

and on and on... though my favourites are the ones that involve the subject being eaten alive by animals. Rats in the Pipes could take an especially gruesome wrong turn if the rats got lost in the chest and ended up tunnelling towards the legs before doubling back towards the head.