NationStates Jolt Archive

Yes, the return of the etc. and so forth. Marry anything or anyone as many times as you want with as many people/animals as you want. They don't even have to concent or be real for that matter.

I think last time I married TSI, Czardas, and Tribes.

wayne rooney's girlfriend to a pug, see how long it takes her to notice anything is wrong.

Remember that I was the first...

Who wants to marry me?

Who wants to marry me?
:eek: *Runs*

Marry me to this fine bit of dank I'm about to light up. Quickly now, before it's out.

:eek: *Runs*

She'll be back...

Who wants to marry me?
All marriages are approved.


I'll mary you, but you'll be Fourth Wife/Slave and TSI is your boss 'cause he's # 1.

I want to marry someone from belarus so our children can be Californarusses

All marriages are approved.


I'll mary you, but you'll be Fourth Wife/Slave and TSI is your boss 'cause he's # 1.

But I'm a guy

But I'm a guy
You're still the wife/slave.

Now tend to my fields, woman!

Oh no - my spouse has died. But look, here's another fine piece of dank...

She'll be back...
But never will I marry you, it is not my destiny! I don't think...:(

You're still the wife/slave.

Now tend to my fields, woman!

No, I won't marry you!

No, I won't marry you!
Than no Neo-K poon for you!

Neo K:

Please, for the love of God marry me to Gays. I can't stand another threat about how Gays is not allowed to marry anyone or why Gays should be allowed to marry someone. I can also marry his brother Homos or Queers.

But never will I marry you, it is not my destiny! I don't think...:(

How do you know it's not?

How do you know it's not?
I believe in free-will...:(

I believe in free-will...:(

Free will's overrated. The government's gonna take it away from us eventually, might as well get used to it.

I believe in free-will...:(

Badabump!

And in that case, you're mine, of my free will.

Well, I could wait around for Taredas, Czardas, or TC herself to show up and mention me, but our love (Well...my love) won't be stalled! I ask you, marry me and Terrorist Cakes!

Also *brings popcorn and watches Kuli and BritSter*

Free will's overrated. The government's gonna take it away from us eventually, might as well get used to it.
Are you smothered in honey?

Are you smothered in honey?

Of course ;)

Well, I could wait around for Taredas, Czardas, or TC herself to show up and mention me, but our love (Well...my love) won't be stalled! I ask you, marry me and Terrorist Cakes!

Is Czardas not a dude? :confused:

To my girlfriend... Aww, how sweet...

Pat Robertson to Fred Phelps
Heehee

Is Czardas not a dude? :confused:

This is teh internets! No one cares if your a dude or a vagina!

Is Czardas not a dude? :confused:

He is. I'd just expect him to mention me wanting TC in some way, as would Taredas. I'd marry you too, if'n you'd like. Eh? :D

This is teh internets! No one cares if your a dude or a vagina!

Aye, fair point really.

Aye, fair point really.

"...where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents."

I'd marry you too, if'n you'd like. Eh? :D

How romantic :rolleyes: :p

How romantic :rolleyes: :p

Doesn't sound like a no to me! Add that marriage to the record books. :fluffle:

Of course ;)
I can't resist Kuli when he is smothered in honey...;)
But you'll have to get down on your knees and propose properly if you have any intension of marrying me...

I can't resist Kuli when he is smothered in honey...;)
But you'll have to get down on your knees and propose properly if you have any intension of marrying me...

Do you promise to stop killing bunnies?

Do you promise to stop killing bunnies?
I'll say so in my wedding vows if you so wish...

Doesn't sound like a no to me! Add that marriage to the record books. :fluffle:

Go for it.

I'll say so in my wedding vows if you so wish...

*Gets down on knees*

Bristish Stereotypes...will you marry me?

Go for it.

Woohoo! Off-handed blessings!

So, what sort of style would you recommend?

*Gets down on knees*

Bristish Stereotypes...will you marry me?
Yes, I would be delighted to! :fluffles:

Yes, I would be delighted to! :fluffles:

Great! :fluffle:

*Gives her ring*

Sorry if there's honey on the ring

Woohoo! Off-handed blessings!

So, what sort of style would you recommend?

Style?

Style?

Oh, I dunno...I was thinking an Elvis impersonater, and a giant cake...with a band inside...and steamers, guided by the lasers for the light show....

Oh, I dunno...I was thinking an Elvis impersonater, and a giant cake...with a band inside...and steamers, guided by the lasers for the light show....

I'll offer myself for the bachelor/bachelorette party.

Great! :fluffle:

*Gives her ring*

Sorry if there's honey on the ring
Oh Kuli, you have made me so happy today...
*hugs affectionately*

Now I'm all sticky...with honey.

Oh Kuli, you have made me so happy today...
*hugs affectionately*

*returns hug*

Looks like we both have honey on ourselves now...oh what shall we do about that? ;)

*returns hug*

Looks like we both have honey on ourselves now...oh what shall we do about that? ;)

Whatever it is, I can make money off of it. *sets up cameras*

*returns hug*

Looks like we both have honey on ourselves now...oh what shall we do about that? ;)

*charges in and impales Kuli on a lance marked "divorce", then picks up BritSter and gallops away*

*returns hug*

Looks like we both have honey on ourselves now...oh what shall we do about that? ;)
I've got an idea...;)
But we have our wedding to attend to first.

Oh, I dunno...I was thinking an Elvis impersonater, and a giant cake...with a band inside...and steamers, guided by the lasers for the light show....

I dunno, I was thinking...church (even though I'm an atheist, they're nice buildings), white dress etc...but you can do your own thing, it will work out.

*ponders* Commie catholics recently fluffled me, but that was more of a drive-by fluffle, so hmmmmmm. Beautiful darkness is tempting, I like beautiful things, and I like darkness, must ponder.

I've got an idea...;)
But we have our wedding to attend to first.

So were going to have our wedding, covered in honey?...Sounds fine to me! :D

*charges in and impales Kuli on a lance marked "divorce", then picks up BritSter and gallops away*

You're just jealous that BritSter and I are getting married!

I dunno, I was thinking...church (even though I'm an atheist, they're nice buildings), white dress etc...but you can do your own thing, it will work out.

Hmmm, well, if we bribe a pastor to impersonate Elvis...White dress?

Marriage is evil..

*shifty eyes*

You're just jealous that BritSter and I are getting married!

Wait until you see how jealous YOU'LL be when you come home and find my shoes under your bed.

Wait until you see how jealous YOU'LL be when you come home and find my shoes under your bed.

Megaloria! You will not take BritSter!

*Gets out chainsaw*

I would die to protect her from scum like you! :upyours:

Megaloria! You will not take BritSter!

*Gets out chainsaw*

I would die to protect her from scum like you! :upyours:

She LIKES scum like me. I write her dirty poetry. *bends the chainsaw over his knee*

She LIKES scum like me. I write her dirty poetry. *bends the chainsaw over his knee*

*Gets out spare chainsaw and cuts of Megaloria's knee*

Take that!

She LIKES scum like me. I write her dirty poetry. *bends the chainsaw over his knee*

Wow...the chainsaw goes a little beyond kinky.

Wow...the chainsaw goes a little beyond kinky.
See I draw the line at granade...

I'm marrying Straughn this instant!

Hmmm, well, if we bribe a pastor to impersonate Elvis...White dress?

What's wrong with white? :confused:



Although black would be rather nice as well...

*Gets out spare chainsaw and cuts of Megaloria's knee*

Take that!

Careful, don't get blood all over your...honey.

I'm kidnapping Tweety away from her boyfriend and marrying her so that she can rule the world with me. *nods*

*Gets out spare chainsaw and cuts of Megaloria's knee*

Take that!

I don't need to fight to win this.

ahem.

BritSter, fair BritSter, whose name fills my head,
Without your warm butter, my life is dry bread.
To marry this Kuli? Please choose me instead,
And hurry my darling, get back in my bed.

What's wrong with white? :confused:



Although black would be rather nice as well...

Hmm, nothing I suppose. Wiki has corrected me. Black would work well too...*nods* Aye, t'would go very well.

Careful, don't get blood all over your...honey.

Don't worry about me, I won't get any blood on me

I don't need to fight to win this.

ahem.

BritSter, fair BritSter, whose name fills my head,
Without your warm butter, my life is dry bread.
To marry this Kuli? Please choose me instead,
And hurry my darling, get back in my bed.

*Shoves chainsaw into Megaloria's chest*

Shut up!

*Shoves chainsaw into Megaloria's chest*

Shut up!

*bleeds all over Kulikuvo*

hey, my ribcage! now I'll have to use the spare.

*bleeds all over Kulikuvo*

Damn you, I'll have to clean him up now...
Heh heh...;)

Damn you, I'll have to clean him up now...
Heh heh...;)
You aren't making this easy for me at all, are you?

You aren't making this easy for me at all, are you?
Nope. You never treated me right. Kuli makes me feel special...

Damn you, I'll have to clean him up now...
Heh heh...;)

Very kinky...very kinky indeed ;)

Haha! Megaloria's bleeding to death and has nothing to show for it other than a chainsaw blade gummed up in his intestines.

Nope. You never treated me right. Kuli makes me feel special...
I can't believe what I'm reading.

Time to work on a sonnet.

I can't believe what I'm reading.

Time to work on a sonnet.

Time for you to die!

*Jams chainsaw further into Megaloria's body*

Hmm, nothing I suppose. Wiki has corrected me. Black would work well too...*nods* Aye, t'would go very well.
Excellent! Black it is...

Time for you to die!

*Jams chainsaw further into Megaloria's body*
Kuli, this isn't very nice...
You'll have to tell me again how handsome and sexy you are. :fluffle:

Kuli, this isn't very nice...
You'll have to tell me again how handsome and sexy you are. :fluffle:

Sorry, Megaloria had to shutup. I'll do one better, I'll talk about how beautiful and nice you are, although I am handsome and sexy :fluffle:

From out beyond the ocean's waves a beacon do I see
And with it comes a song no man has ever heard before
She calls me over crashing water, titans of the sea
And willingly I dash myself upon the sandy shore.
Plagued not by mere exhaustion, onward ever shall I forge
To meet that shim'ring light t'wards which I trudge both day and night
Through bog and meadow, wood and lake, o'er mountain and through gorge
Until the day I have her locked into my weary sight.
And what joy, then to find her, and my journey now complete
O, dearest BritSter, worry not, no sorrow taints my tears
But sheer elation, falling I, to lie there at her feet
As mighty love does vanquish any trace of former fear.
And surely now, oh Beacon Bright, oh shining voice and true,
My heart will be forever glad, and all because of you.

*gets out axe*

Aren't you dead yet?!

*gets out axe*

Aren't you dead yet?!

I am immortal! I have inside me blood of kings! I have no rival! No man can be my equal!

I am immortal! I have inside me blood of kings! I have no rival! No man can be my equal!

*Chops off Megaloria's head*

*Chops off Megaloria's head*

Shit.

No, I won't marry you!
Doesn't matter. The person doesn;t have to consent. So ha!

All marriages are approved.

Doesn't matter. The person doesn;t have to consent. So ha!

All marriages are approved.
Get your axe, Kuli! You can't marry him. Us two are meant to be together...:fluffle:

Get your axe, Kuli! You can't marry him. Us two are meant to be together...:fluffle:

I'm with BritSter and no one else!

*Sharpens axe*

I'm with BritSter and no one else!

*Sharpens axe*
Then I'll tie you down and force you to stare at nude photographs of Maggie Thathcher, Barbara Bush, and Pol Pot.

Then I'll tie you down and force you to stare at nude photographs of Maggie Thathcher, Barbara Bush, and Pol Pot.

*Raises axe into air*

Just try!

I'm with BritSter and no one else!

*Sharpens axe*

*drops a safe full of thumbtacks on Kuli*

*drops a safe full of thumbtacks on Kuli*

I cut off your head, leg, and ripped your heart out...die!!!

*Raises axe into air*

Just try!
*shoots a dozen tranquilizer darts into Kuli*
There we go.

Vetalia, will you gay marry me?

*shoots a dozen tranquilizer darts into Kuli*
There we go.

Vetalia, will you gay marry me?

BritSter, I could use your help. I'm feeling sleepy.

*Swings axe at Neo Kervoskia*

I cut off your head, leg, and ripped your heart out...die!!!
It was an illuuuuuuusion!

It was an illuuuuuuusion!

OMG!!! :eek:

*shoots a dozen tranquilizer darts into Kuli*
There we go.

Vetalia, will you gay marry me?
:eek: No you don't! *Fluffles Kuli back to consciousness* :fluffle:

:eek: No you don't! *Fluffles Kuli back to consciousness* :fluffle:

Oh thank god...I needed that BritSter, thanks! :fluffle:

:eek: No you don't! *Fluffles Kuli back to consciousness* :fluffle:
*offers BrtSter $500,000 to knock Kuli unconcious*

OMG!!! :eek:

I am a great magician! *covers BritSter with whipped cream*

I am a great magician! *covers BritSter with whipped cream*

*Grabs whip cream can*

No you don't!

Can I have a three-peat?

*offers BrtSter $500,000 to knock Kuli unconcious*
Nah! *continues fluffing with Kuli* :fluffle:

*Grabs whip cream can*

No you don't!

Too late, small-brain! *adds cherries in interesting places*

Nah! *continues fluffing with Kuli* :fluffle:

Hells yeah! :fluffle:

Forgetn the bunnies, I'm too busy fluffling!

Too late, small-brain! *adds cherries in interesting places*

*Kicks Megaloria in groin*

Now you can't enjoy your perversness!

I'd like to announce my marriage to Teri Hatcher, Debra Messing, and Catherine Zeta-Jones. :D

*Kicks Megaloria in groin*

Now you can't enjoy your perversness!

Your feeble kicks are no match for my magical groin!

Your feeble kicks are no match for my magical groin!

*Gets bat with rusty nails*

Back off or else I'll use it!

Nah! *continues fluffing with Kuli* :fluffle:
I'll get Bush out of office, Blair too.

*Gets bat with rusty nails*

Back off or else I'll use it!

*turns the rusty nail-bat into cotton candy* Try again, flimsy-noodle!

*turns the rusty nail-bat into cotton candy* Try again, flimsy-noodle!

*Cuts Megaloria from top to bottom with chainsaw*

Take that, you panzy!

Super-Klaus!, attack!

*Cuts Megaloria from top to bottom with chainsaw*

Take that, you panzy!

*becomes two identical wizards* Ha-hah, feeble little fool! *causes buttercups to grow from Kuli's nostrils*

*becomes two identical wizards* Ha-hah, feeble little fool! *causes buttercups to grow from Kuli's nostrils*

*Throws Megaloria to ground and rips off his head*

That's one!

*Grabs other twin and rips off his head*

*sells Chuck Norris reference to highest bidder*

*Throws Megaloria to ground and rips off his head*

That's one!

*Grabs other twin and rips off his head*

*becomes four wizards, and causes hummingbirds to pester the buttercups*

*Lights Megaloria on fire*

*chokes Kuli with ash and smoke, and bearhugs him to add to the incineration*

*chokes Kuli with ash and smoke, and bearhugs him to add to the incineration*

*Too bad your all ashes and the wind has scattered you into the ocean

BritSter. I have defeated Megaloria once and for all for you!

BritSter. I have defeated Megaloria once and for all for you!
*emerges from the ocean and gives Kuli a wet willie*

*emerges from the ocean and gives Kuli a wet willie*

*Stomps the shit out of Megaloria*

*Stomps the shit out of Megaloria*

You may be persistent, but I'm SILLY!

*floats away and turns Kuli's hair into play-doh*

You may be persistent, but I'm SILLY!

*floats away and turns Kuli's hair into play-doh*

Go ahead and run away! I'll just go back to fluffling BritSter :fluffle:

Go ahead and run away! I'll just go back to fluffling BritSter :fluffle:

I'm not sure she's even around anymore. I think we're just dueling for the sake of it.

I'm not sure she's even around anymore. I think we're just dueling for the sake of it.

The meaning of the fluffle is just as important

*Shoots Megaloria in forhead*

I want to marry the fluffles.

I claim sovereign dominion over British Stereotypes (primarily to annoy Kulikovo and Megaloria). Anyone who attempts to claim her back will be stabbed repeatedly with a flannel shirt and flogged with a wet noodle.

I claim sovereign dominion over British Stereotypes (primarily to annoy Kulikovo and Megaloria). Anyone who attempts to claim her back will be stabbed repeatedly with a flannel shirt and flogged with a wet noodle.
Approved.

I claim sovereign dominion over British Stereotypes (primarily to annoy Kulikovo and Megaloria). Anyone who attempts to claim her back will be stabbed repeatedly with a flannel shirt and flogged with a wet noodle.
You can't hold me against my will...
I'm a trained ninja.

I claim sovereign dominion over British Stereotypes (primarily to annoy Kulikovo and Megaloria). Anyone who attempts to claim her back will be stabbed repeatedly with a flannel shirt and flogged with a wet noodle.

I will defend the honor of BritSter and save her from you!

Where's my marriage license?

I will defend the honor of BritSter and save her from you!
We should just elope. It would be easier than trying to get married here, with all the fighting and kiddnapping going on.

You can't hold me against my will...
I'm a trained ninja.
Yes I can.
I'm a trained zombie, and zombies > pirates > ninjas. Thus you are officially OWNED.

We should just elope. It would be easier than trying to get married here, with all the fighting and kiddnapping going on.

Whatever you want

Consider yourself married! :)

Consider yourself married! :)

Sweet! How does it feel to be Mrs.Kulikovo?