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I guess John Lennon's ghost gets the last laugh.

Paul McCartney always gave him crap for marrying that bitch Yoko.
But Yoko's looking pretty good now in comparison to Paul's gold-digging, one-legged, porn-star wife.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250730,00.html

Oh... And there's no pre-nup. It's a drag, innit?



Here comes ol' Gimpy
she come
groovin' up slowly
she's got
one glass eyeball
she got
porn production
she got
hair
down
to her one knee
Got to be a joker
You can feel her disease

she sings "Come together, right now, over me"

Peace and love, man... If she makes Paul happy, Let It Be.

Wait, a rock star married a porn star? Well, don't keep us in suspense, man-did the sun rise today, too?

Yoko's looking better all the time.
This is looking better to you:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00223/Yoko_Ono___223529s.jpg

better than what?

I've heard her singing voice once in The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill and never want to hear it again. Why she became so famous for singing and art, I'll never know. I even studied her in Japanese class and she didn't seem at all interesting. Bleurgh.

This is looking better to you:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00223/Yoko_Ono___223529s.jpg[/IMG]

better than what?
A decaying corpse?

http://miren.blogsome.com/images/yoko.jpg

http://miren.blogsome.com/images/yoko.jpg
Can't get link to work.

So what? She was in some porn.. As Demented Hamsters pointed out, Yoko is a dog.

This is looking better to you:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00223/Yoko_Ono___223529s.jpg

better than what?
Fred Phelps?

Can't get link to work.

So what? She was in some porn.. As Demented Hamsters pointed out, Yoko is a dog.

I wonder how you will look when you're 73... :p

I wonder how you will look when you're 73... :p
Better than that.

Or dead. In which case worse.. But I'll be dead so it won't matter how I look.

I wonder how you will look when you're 73... :p
Ok, she doesn't look too bad for a septegenerian. But it was the title of this thread that got me.
She's looking better all the time?
Does this mean Gartref'll think she's really hot when she's 83? 93? 103?
He's sounds like one those 'granny-slammers' - You know, someone's who not adverse to 'meating the ancestors'.

'meating the ancestors'

:eek:

Here comes ol' Gimpy
she come
groovin' up slowly
she's got
one glass eyeball
she got
porn production
she got
hair
down
to her one knee
Got to be a joker
You can feel her disease

she sings "Come together, right now, over me"
That's just wrong, dude.

Eh, I'm not big on the insults to either Heather or Yoko. I just think it's amusing that Paul's getting dumped at age 64. I guess she didn't still need him!

This is looking better to you:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00223/Yoko_Ono___223529s.jpg

better than what?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/e3e18923.jpg
how you doin?

how you doin?
Someone else who remembers Pedro the Squirrel, perhaps? ;)

Someone else who remembers Pedro the Squirrel, perhaps? ;)
perhaps:)

perhaps:)
I try to keep his memory alive in small ways. ;)

I try to keep his memory alive in small ways. ;)
haha...I only have vague memories of it from years ago...but every now and then, bam. And there he is. the little fuzzball.

haha...I only have vague memories of it from years ago...but every now and then, bam. And there he is. the little fuzzball.
Yeah--this probably belongs in the nostalgia thread, but fuck it, huh? Nobody's really using this one anyway.

That pic of her with Paul makes her look like a MAN, BABY.

Yeah--this probably belongs in the nostalgia thread, but fuck it, huh? Nobody's really using this one anyway.
mreh...I'm good at hijacking :)

what ever happened to Pedro anyway?

mreh...I'm good at hijacking :)

what ever happened to Pedro anyway?
Beats the shit out of me. Probably got caught up in one of the old mass bannings from the old server. I don't believe he made the switch. But a mod would probably know.

Heh--seems appropriate that a post about Pedro would be number 6969. :D

Beats the shit out of me. Probably got caught up in one of the old mass bannings from the old server. I don't believe he made the switch. But a mod would probably know.

Heh--seems appropriate that a post about Pedro would be number 6969. :D
hmm...could be...I wasn't even a poster back then...I just stumbled into the forums every now and then. I think I lurked untill 3 months into Vaitupu, got sick of that, and have Sarkhaan now...


and yeah, 6969 seems a proper memorial:p

hmm...could be...I wasn't even a poster back then...I just stumbled into the forums every now and then. I think I lurked untill 3 months into Vaitupu, got sick of that, and have Sarkhaan now...


and yeah, 6969 seems a proper memorial:p
Yeah, it's hard to imagine, but I really had a temper back then. Of course, we could get away with a lot more, flamewise. We just couldn't drop f-bombs. Now the f-bombs fly and the mods are quicker to clamp down--a good trade off in my opinion.

Yeah, it's hard to imagine, but I really had a temper back then. Of course, we could get away with a lot more, flamewise. We just couldn't drop f-bombs. Now the f-bombs fly and the mods are quicker to clamp down--a good trade off in my opinion.
haha...I really wonder if I would remember who you were back then...but I kinda doubt it. I don't remember tons from those days since I never really interacted with anyone.

and the F bombs win out over flames anyday, hands down.

haha...I really wonder if I would remember who you were back then...but I kinda doubt it. I don't remember tons from those days since I never really interacted with anyone.

and the F bombs win out over flames anyday, hands down.
Mebbe--check your tgs.

Mebbe--check your tgs.
tgd back.

I still find it hard to see you with a temper. I mean, we all have our bitter rage moments, but yours tend to be few and far between.

live and learn, eh?

... I just think it's amusing that Paul's getting dumped at age 64. I guess she didn't still need him!

I hope this doesn't upset Vera, Chuck & Dave.

This is looking better to you:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00223/Yoko_Ono___223529s.jpg

better than what?
she looked good in the sixties

But I'll be dead so it won't matter how I look.
hey how ugly you are might save your corpse from being violated by necrophiacs

This is looking better to you:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00223/Yoko_Ono___223529s.jpg

better than what?

AAAAAAAAH!

The filthy volume features 112 pages filled with pictures — and contains NO accompanying words.
Why is that so important, that it's worthy of note in the article?
OMG! It's a porn mag, with NO words! That is so disgusting!

Incidently, that's the first time I've read a Sun article. They really are doing their best to lower the nation's definition of 'Lowest Common Denominator', aren't they?

DO you know Heather’s hunky photo “lover”? Call The Sun newsdesk on 0207 782 4104, or email us at exclusive@the-sun.co.uk

Does this strike anyone else as a bad idea?

*dobs in a friend* ;)

I would cut off my genitals before I would have sex with Yoko.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006250730,00.html

Now 38 and mum to Sir Paul’s two-year-old Beatrice, she stopped at very little when she took part in the revolting snaps for Die Freuden Der Liebe — The Joys Of Love.

I wonder if the irony of the Sun describing pictures of young ladies with their kit off as 'revolting' will be lost on the Johnny Foreigners of NS.

I wonder if the irony of the Sun describing pictures of young ladies with their kit off as 'revolting' will be lost on the Johnny Foreigners of NS.

Gee, I remember fairly racy ads in the Times of London as well.

No, it isn't lost on me.

Beats the shit out of me. Probably got caught up in one of the old mass bannings from the old server. I don't believe he made the switch. But a mod would probably know.

Heh--seems appropriate that a post about Pedro would be number 6969. :D

IIRC he just stopped posting, and then came back briefly for a few weeks post-Jolt, did some light posting and then dropped off the radar again.

I would cut off my genitals before I would have sex with Yoko.

I concur.