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Here's my classification system.

Asshole - Someone who tells the truth in the most base way possible. This is usually for enjoyment

Bastard/Bitch (depends on gener)- Someone who must be indulged constantly, whether they emotional or otherwise.

Cocksucker- Someone who tries to help someone but in reality just fucks it up. Arrogant without knowing it.

Dick- Someone lies in order to gain something.

Fucker- Someone who is arrogant and realises it. They believe that they're infallable..

All of them at one time or another.

I guess I just dont fit in

I spose I'm an asshole? :confused:

I guess I just dont fit in
Oh, you're fooling yourself.

I'd like to be a fucker, but I'm just an asshole.

All, depending on the situation

I'm a bitch and I know it. Indulge me. Make me squeal.

I guess I just dont fit in
A bastard then?

I've been called a fucker and a dick.


I like how all the terms have sexual orgins, and in the sexual context I'm interested in almost all of them!

Yep. All at some point.

I proudly stand up and say that I'm a sweet, saucy mixture of Bitch and Asshole (usually more of an Asshole, but I definitely have my Bitch days).

Come on, CL, everybody fits at least one category, I'm sure.

i guess im a combination of a bastard and a fucker

here's my classification system.

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I'm an asshole fucker.

Wait... that sounded very wrong :D

Combination of bitch (sorry, bastard is dull) and fucker.

uh...cocksucker:(

I think I'm a cross between an asshole and a cocksucker. Of course, I prefer to call myself "socially combustible". Someone's bound to blow up if I'm around.

bastard

I've been called a fucker and a dick.


I like how all the terms have sexual orgins, and in the sexual context I'm interested in almost all of them!


Asshole and bitch are sexual in origin nbow?

bastard
no, no you're not :fluffle: i love you

All of the above, depending on what mood I'm in.

mix of bastard and asshole

At times a bit of an asshole, and regarding some areas a bit of a fucker. (not without justification, however. oops... :p)

My asshole-ish tendencies stem from the fact that I am quite blunt, and while I don't do anything with the intent to offend except in retaliation, I don't go out of my way not to be offensive either. If I am reasonable, the blame lies solely with the morons who take offense. And it goes the other way around as well. Or would, as I have yet to take offense at anything reasonable since establishing this principle.

Eh, probably all of them.

I would say I'm at times one of the following, and at other times all three combined:
Asshole
Bitch
Cocksucker
Rather like Larry David, the character.

Primarily a fucker and an asshole. So I suppose I'm an assfucker. :D

I am pure 100% without a doubt a FUCKER

I am infallable. I don't believe it. Truth requires no faith.


























:D

Of the choices, I'm probably closest to being a Bitch. Who doesn't like to be indulged now and then, after all? :)

DICK Its not trolling, i was merely chosing an option.:D

Asshole - Someone who tells the truth in the most base way possible. This is usually for enjoyment

Bastard (depends on gener)- Someone who must be indulged constantly, whether they emotional or otherwise.

Fucker- Someone who is arrogant and realises it. They believe that they're infallable..
That's me.

Im pretty much an asshole, but Ive been known to be a fucker.

I can be a fucking asshole .. sometimes.

Here's my classification system.

Asshole - Someone who tells the truth in the most base way possible. This is usually for enjoyment

Bastard/Bitch (depends on gener)- Someone who must be indulged constantly, whether they emotional or otherwise.

Cocksucker- Someone who tries to help someone but in reality just fucks it up. Arrogant without knowing it.

Dick- Someone lies in or
Yes, that one.

All of them at one time or another.


Sameo! We could be like, twins or something!

50% cocksucker, 30% dick, 20% asshole

Mostly asshole, but I can be a fucker at times.

Here's my classification system.

Asshole - Someone who tells the truth in the most base way possible. This is usually for enjoyment

Bastard/Bitch (depends on gener)- Someone who must be indulged constantly, whether they emotional or otherwise.

Cocksucker- Someone who tries to help someone but in reality just fucks it up. Arrogant without knowing it.

Dick- Someone lies in order to gain something.

Fucker- Someone who is arrogant and realises it. They believe that they're infallable..i must be a bastard and an asshole

Probably a bastard fucker or something.

Somewhere between Dick and Fucker. I'm a horrible person, I know.

All, i guess. :p

Fiddlesticker.

I pwn yoor azz, b!tch!

None of the above. (Does that make me a fucker?)

None of the above. (Does that make me a fucker?)


Nope! A look at the definitions tells us that that qualifies as a cocksucker. :p

I've been known to be an asshole, a dick, and a fucker -- most often an asshole, though.

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces...

:cool:

I'm an asshole fucker.

Wait... that sounded very wrong :D

Quality! :D