Question About Shooting Positions
Deep Kimchi
06-06-2006, 20:23
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After some thought, I believe that I have this figured out. In the war on terror, the Brits face enemies who enjoy the odd bit of anal man sex. By presenting a man's ass in this way, the aroused enemy will move closer not noticing the rifle over the back. Next thing you know, there is a dead tango and Jocko has a powder burn on his ass.
If you have a better explanation, I'd like to hear it. Think about this, if you were fighting Americans, would the technique work with a stripper on top? IMHO, it would kill more than IEDs.
Oriadeth
06-06-2006, 20:42
I would not mind joining the military if that position was availible...
You know DesignatedMarksman got there about a week ago, right? And that it wasn't funny then either?
That is freakin' bizarre.
At least we can see the guy's face...and that he isn't engaged in oral stimulation during his pose.
But I bet he's wishing someone would shoot the guy with the camera.
Deep Kimchi
06-06-2006, 20:45
You know DesignatedMarksman got there about a week ago, right? And that it wasn't funny then either?
Mine isn't intended as a homophobic joke. You might also need to know that I'm a bisexual, and I find the position funny (especially the look on the guy's face).
New Zero Seven
06-06-2006, 20:46
What if someone shoots in the guys butt? That would be truly painful... :eek:
The Black Forrest
06-06-2006, 20:48
Maybe the shooter gets a "reward" for hitting targets?
Iztatepopotla
06-06-2006, 20:49
That is freakin' bizarre.
At least we can see the guy's face...and that he isn't engaged in oral stimulation during his pose.
He's getting to that, it wouldn't be very romantic if he just dove right in.
He's getting to that, it wouldn't be very romantic if he just dove right in.
Ah...the gun nut's ultimate fantasy...though I'm sure he'd replace the other guy with someone like Jennifer Lopez...but her large ass might throw off the shot.
Iztatepopotla
06-06-2006, 20:52
Ah...the gun nut's ultimate fantasy...though I'm sure he'd replace the other guy with someone like Jennifer Lopez...but her large ass might throw off the shot.
Actually you can use the butt crack to line up the shot.
Actually you can use the butt crack to line up the shot.
Hmmm...but if the barrel heats up, she'd have some strange burn marks on her inner butt cheeks...
New Zero Seven
06-06-2006, 20:54
They practice that shooting method in the army, yet they impose the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy... Oh the irony...
Sumamba Buwhan
06-06-2006, 20:55
that is HOT!
Carnivorous Lickers
06-06-2006, 21:11
Mine isn't intended as a homophobic joke. You might also need to know that I'm a bisexual, and I find the position funny (especially the look on the guy's face).
The look on the guy's face is because Mr.Peebody is in his ear.
Anyway- maybe its some new grenade launcher like the ones usually mounted under the barrel. This guy may be able to lob one out of his specially outfitted colon.
Carnivorous Lickers
06-06-2006, 21:12
Maybe the shooter gets a "reward" for hitting targets?
Yes- for every Bullseye, he gets the browneye
It's for stability. When it's just you and another guy and there's nothing else around, that's the easiest way to maintain a stable scoping shot.