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kick square in the nuts? or just beat the living hell out of someone because their mere existence annoys you just that much?


poll coming....



In my personal life i have several people who deserve my size 10 1/2 in the grion, but publicly im sick and tired of tom cruise, he needs quite a few kicks to the nuts to make me feel any better

the nuts. its easy and efficient pain-inducing damage. :)

The nuts to disable then beat the hell out of.

Fred Phelps
Dubya
Jerry Falwell (teh telatubbies r gay!)
Tom Cruise, I'd actually forgot this ass master.

Actually none of them should EVER breed.

Where's the Czardas option?

The nuts to disable then beat the hell out of.


definitely the way i would go.

I'd kick myself in the nuts. If it were possible.

I'd kick myself in the nuts. If it were possible.


you should start trying and let us know how it goes ;)

I'd kick myself in the nuts. If it were possible.

I'd pay to see that! :D

Osama bin Laden

I choose other, really because there was not an "all of the above" option. :D

I'd kick myself in the nuts. If it were possible.

I'd actually pay to see that.

*Edit: Damn, beat to it*

Nuts, Tom Cruise.

this should be a multiple choice poll.

I'd boot Jack Black in the balls. Then he could have surgery to remove each them from beneath the corresponding ear lobe.

bin laden would be the subject of a 1 mile human ball-kicking chain, with each person in line booting his squarley in the crotch, played for the duration on al jazeera live, with sound. If only stink were possible too.

bin laden would be the subject of a 1 mile human ball-kicking chain, with each person in line booting his squarley in the crotch, played for the duration on al jazeera live, with sound. If only stink were possible too.


sounds like that would be a Pay Per View Event.

sounds like that would be a Pay Per View Event.

Pay per view hell, how about pay to participate?

Pay per view hell, how about pay to participate?


id buy that for a dollar!

Pay per view hell, how about pay to participate?

Excellent!! And all proceeds go to charity.

Excellent!! And all proceeds go to charity.

Some would have to be spent on extended life support.

Some would have to be spent on extended life support.


yeah we need to keep em alive while we continue to beat the living shit out of him.

also free pictures can be taken of the battered victim after each beating.

Gary Coleman and a couple os NSers. Actually, some of the people I'd like to kick in the nuts dont even have nuts. Story of my life.....

Gary Coleman and a couple os NSers. Actually, some of the people I'd like to kick in the nuts dont even have nuts. Story of my life.....


*hopefully not one of the NSers*

*hopefully not one of the NSers*


never Bug. You are so *not* annoying.:D

never Bug. You are so *not* annoying.:D

:D champion of novelty threads!



im glad i am liked by someone on NS

Will Ferrell (Stop it. You're not funny.)
Paris Hilton (Stop it. Get a real job.)

Plenty of others get on my nerves but if I were to list them I'd be here all day.

Paris Hilton (Stop it. Get a real job.)

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her job as a whore seems to be going well for her.

First Bush, then Norris.

@$%@$%&&#%^#^#Y$$@%@#$$@^@%^^@%^#

*Misread the question*

Okay, here's what I thought it said.

Kiss, instead of Kick.

So I would love to kiss Chuck Norris' Balls.

I would like to beat the crap out of Bush, but that wouldn't help anything.

Some would have to be spent on extended life support.


and clean-up costs would have to be in that budget too.

So I would love to kiss Chuck Norris' Balls.



Whats up with Chuck Norris nowadays? :confused:

I'd pay to see that! :D
How much?

How much?

Gotta respect a guy who's willing to kick himself in the nuts for a few bucks. Well, respect or pity -- I'm not sure which. :p

Gotta respect a guy who's willing to kick himself in the nuts for a few bucks. Well, respect or pity -- I'm not sure which. :p
I think I just pee-pee'd in my panties.