NationStates Jolt Archive

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Here's the latest photo of my nephew. My brother's caption was pretty damned funny (I'll post it later). But for now, who can give young Miles' pic a good caption?

Eut's inner self emerges.

"Three vodkas with breast milk and you're starting to look pretty hot, Mommy..."

"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse..."

Dinner's done, now for a bath and then it's time to go crusin for some babes!

"OOOoooooo...that was a hot one"

"I really despise you."

I'm gonna give you to the count of three.

Duuuuuuuuuude... this weed gives me some major munchies.

"Your mind powers will not work on me, boy."


What? I can't help thinking that he looks like Jabba the Hutt!

Oooooooooo, baby! Plant one on my gorgeous mug!

Wheres the gabbagul?

"No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to die!"

"smile for me while i kill you!"

"Three vodkas with breast milk and you're starting to look pretty hot, Mommy..."

"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse..."


"No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to die!"

The top three so far...

"Three vodkas with breast milk and you're starting to look pretty hot, Mommy..."


definitely the best one.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

"hey, baby. i heard you like your men short, chubby and bald. Your crib or mine?"

i like the last pun i tossed in.

"I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse..."

That's what I was thinking. Great minds, and all that... :D

"my other chair is a la-z-boy"

definitely the best one.


Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. And the weekend of the 23rd, I'll be in Vegas with Carrot Top. :cool:

Actually, I'll be here a lot longer than all week, seeing as I'm now unemployed. :(

"Well, we all love the Jello Pudding..."

What? I think he looks like a white Bill Cosby.

"Well, we all love the Jello Pudding..."

What? I think he looks like a white Bill Cosby.

I think the most accurate comparison made so far has been to Auric Goldfinger (played by Gert Frobe).

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"No! Fuck you! Eat carrots!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Daistallia/milesposh.jpg

Here's the latest photo of my nephew. My brother's caption was pretty damned funny (I'll post it later). But for now, who can give young Miles' pic a good caption?

Go...away....fat man.

"I just ate my other arm, and I feel good"

I told you...GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MA FACE!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/Daistallia/milesposh.jpg

Here's the latest photo of my nephew. My brother's caption was pretty damned funny (I'll post it later). But for now, who can give young Miles' pic a good caption?

Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker.

"Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events."

-- Sir Winston Churchill

"Man, I've had a hell of a day.. nothing but sitting in crap all day... lady, ferget the bottle and just open that blouse, I'm drinking straight from the tap tonight."

or


"Soon, my plans would be complete and my bid to take over the world will be a success! HA! you think you're such a genius eh Stewie Griffin!

"Tell you something, that book over my shoulder, it took me threee hours to read it. Now tell me I'm stupid for not being able to clean up my own drool!"

"I'll get you for this, Superman..."

"What do you mean I'm funny?"

"Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?"

Irishman in training. Another Heineken!!!

"I hope that bitch was clean."

Gonna get shot for this...
My fellow Americans, I did not have sex with that woman.

Baby Agent Smith: Hello Mr. Pooh.

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"I said 'sucky sucky five dollar.' Swallow cost extra, soldier boy!"

He made his first look today!

(Zoolander)

"Yep, I went allllllllll the way"

"I can't understand why people vote for that idiot Bush, when they could vote for me..."

"You better get the *bleep*ing camera outta my face, or I'm gonna *bleep*ing, take youe *bleep*, and stick it up your *bleep*!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, I will me your host for the evening."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I will me your host for the evening."

I will me? I will what me?

I will me? I will what me?
I dunno, but it does sound kinda painfull...

"me" should be "be"

"Just a little kiss? Please?"

"It's a spoonfull of applesauce, not a plane and it's a mouth, not a hanger. Quite fucking with me, you know I'm new to...well...everything."

"You think...you think you're better than me? Huh?"

"Ah crap, ma. What is this, the fifteenth photo today? And I just woke up. Man, I wish I was born before digital cameras, at least then you'd have to reload after 36 pictures..."

"He brings a blankie, you bring a rattler. He brings a walker, you bring one of those popping ball plastic lawnmower toys. THAT'S the baby way."

"I'm a hungry boy from the West Side, so feed me momma!"

And the original caption it came with, as promised:

"I will sell no milk before its time."

And the original caption it came with, as promised:

"I will sell no milk before its time."
Nice

So do we have a final winner here?

"You wanna put that thermometer where?!? Lemme think about this for a sec.."