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...it's OSAMA. My bologna a middle name it's B-I-N. My bologna has just one more name it's LADEN!!! Osama Bin Laden is where I get my oil in.

...it's OSCAR. My balogna has a second name it's MEYER. My bologna has some other names, I'm not sure what they are!!! But. Oscar Meyer has a way of driving a big weiner car.

Please write your own version of the OSCAR MEYER weiner song... here's the original to parody.

My bologna has a first name it's OSCAR.
My bologna has a second name it's MEYER.
Oh, I love to it every day,
And if you ask me why I'll say
That OSCAR MEYER has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Did you just smoke a whole bunch of crack?

Did you just smoke a whole bunch of crack?

Yes, but that's not the point, the point is that the animal crackers take the edge off. When you're stoned, it's hard to see what that 11th one is.

Yes, but that's not the point, the point is that the animal crackers take the edge off. When you're stoned, it's hard to see what that 11th one is.

:stares::confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Uh, you do realise that you made it "Osama Lin Laden", right?

Uh, you do realise that you made it "Osama Lin Laden", right?


YES!! and now i'm gonna go fix it...

:stares::confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

well, i think it's a hippo, but you can't be sure...

Mmmmh.... bologna....
*drools*

Mmmmh.... bologna....
*drools*

Get your drool off my spam!!!

I'm confused...

Why? My drool is on it, so it´s mine.
Btw, great way to hook ladies.

I'm confused...

Well, so am I, but I'm not complaining.

Why? My drool is on it, so it´s mine.
Btw, great way to hook ladies.

I've tried that, but they just told me to get a way from the pole and off the stage.

Get your drool off my spam!!!

Sounds like a complaint to me
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I've tried that, but they just told me to get a way from the pole and off the stage.

You got Poles on stage?
We only get Chechs... :confused:

You got Poles on stage?
We only get Chechs... :confused:

as in, strippers...:headbang:

*hands painkillers*

*hands painkillers*

*sticks painkillers up nose and yells:* HIPPIES LIKE ELEPHANTS TOO!!! *repeatedly*

Did you just smoke a whole bunch of crack?

Yeah I have to reiterate this.

alrighty then

Yeah I have to reiterate this.

Read the third post, pleas, I answered this question)

Yay!!! I'm kinda sober!!! Yay!!!

Anyone want animal crackers?

Yay!!! I'm kinda sober!!! Yay!!!

Anyone want animal crackers?
The kind with the different coloured icing bit?

My bologna has a first name -G-E-O-R-G-E
My bologna has a middle name, it's D-U-B-Y-A
My bologna has a last name, it's B-U-S-H, 'cause
Georgie Bush has got a way of lying to Americay.

The kind with the different coloured icing bit?

No, the regular vanilla. Ooh! This one's a rhinocerous! *crunch, gulp* Mmm...

My bologna has a first name -G-E-O-R-G-E
My bologna has a middle name, it's D-U-B-Y-A
My bologna has a last name, it's B-U-S-H, 'cause
Georgie Bush has a way of lying to Americay.

I like yers!!!

I like yers!!!I had to edit it slightly to make it fit the metering, but thanks. :)

This reminds me of the thread I made when I was wasted a few months ago.. :D

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .....................

I don't name my bologne, because it would be wrong.
Anthropomorphising food comes straight from the bong.
I like to smoke pot every day and if you ask me why i'll saayyyyy ...
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with m-u-n-c-h-y-s.

Wait ...

Oh never mind, it's good enough.

I love this thread. I want it to have my babies.

Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .....................

I don't name my bologne, because it would be wrong.
Anthropomorphising food comes straight from the bong.
I like to smoke pot every day and if you ask me why i'll saayyyyy ...
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with m-u-n-c-h-y-s.

Wait ...

Oh never mind, it's good enough.

I love this thread. I want it to have my babies.

AWESOME

yeah, it's good enough

NO!!! I made it so It could have MY babies...

This reminds me of the thread I made when I was wasted a few months ago.. :D

That's when I made it too!!! Yesterday, when I was wasted!!!!

AWESOME

yeah, it's good enough

Except I apparently misspelled bologna. Which is odd, because the original song tells us all how to spell it. Being rebellious, I suppose.

That's when I made it too!!! Yesterday, when I was wasted!!!!
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227

:D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227

:D

I don't get it, that's just NS General.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1227

:D

You got wasted and created NS General?! Wowie wow wow wow! I want what you smoked/drank/swallowed!

You got wasted and created NS General?! Wowie wow wow wow! I want what you smoked/drank/swallowed!

Oh! Now I get it...I think that's how this site was created, man! *puff, inhale, exhale, inhale exhale, eyes dart from side to side* Watch out, man the mods are coming, man...

Oh shit.. one second..

*goes back to search*

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10761471#post10761471

Sorry, right clicked the wrong link.. :(

Oh shit.. one second..

*goes back to search*

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10761471#post10761471

Sorry, right clicked the wrong link.. :(

Funny...

Funny...
Isn't it the best thing ever?

You got wasted and created NS General?! Wowie wow wow wow! I want what you smoked/drank/swallowed!

IL Ruffino created NS General! Bow down before the Great One!

Isn't it the best thing ever?

I think so, but animal crackers may be beating it...

My bologna's name is Frank.

IL Ruffino created NS General! Bow down before the Great One!
I like this.

*gives Cluichstan the title of "Not really a mod--Moderated Moderator"*

:)

I think so, but animal crackers may be beating it...
*wikis "best thing ever"*

Damn, you're right.

I like this.

*gives Cluichstan the title of "Not really a mod--Moderated Moderator"*

:)

I so wish I could change my user title now. :D

IL Ruffino created NS General! Bow down before the Great One!

No, this is like yesterday when I thought you were a moderator because of a simple mistake of me being raised a moron from Indiana. This time it was the wrong link, it was supposed to be a thread he made, not NS General in General...

No, this is like yesterday when I thought you were a moderator because of a simple mistake of me being raised a moron from Indiana. This time it was the wrong link, it was supposed to be a thread he made, not NS General in General...

I realise that it was the wrong link, but that doesn't change the fact that IL Ruffino is the Great One. Now...

BOW DOWN, DAMMIT!

:p

I realise that it was the wrong link, but that doesn't change the fact that IL Ruffino is the Great One. Now...

BOW DOWN, DAMMIT!

:p

Flips a coin and eats it, too.

I so wish I could change my user title now. :D
lol :D

W00T! Sig quotage! :D