NationStates Jolt Archive


Let Gays Have Tea!

Cluichstan
06-06-2006, 14:36
Gays have been denied tea for too long, and it's just not fair! A person's sexual orientation shouldn't matter when it comes to access to tea.


















Wait...what's that? Homosexuals aren't denied tea? Oh, well...um...

Neeeeeevermind!

Sorry, but all the threads on gay marriage and the like finally broke me.
Tropical Sands
06-06-2006, 14:43
Is "have tea" some sort of sexual innuendo? :p
Cluichstan
06-06-2006, 14:45
Is "have tea" some sort of sexual innuendo? :p

Though one might expect such in this forum, "have tea" is not, to my knowledge, sexual innuendo. And before anyone jumps in and tried to make a connection between "have tea" and teabagging, I never intended that. In fact, it hadn't even occurred to me until you asked about sexual innuendo. :p
I Know Better Than You
06-06-2006, 15:01
I find it sad that some people on this forum actually think gays have a right to tea... what's happening to society... :rolleyes:
Kazus
06-06-2006, 15:02
No way. Tea is a heterosexual manly mans drink.
Megaloria
06-06-2006, 15:05
Is "have tea" some sort of sexual innuendo? :p

So THAT's what the British are always doing in the afternoon!
Slacker guys
06-06-2006, 15:12
So THAT's what the British are always doing in the afternoon!
:p proving this "There will always be a Britian where a Britian aught to be!:)
Evil Satanic OzMonkeys
06-06-2006, 15:20
I thought gays invented the tea party.
Andaluciae
06-06-2006, 15:20
I thought gays invented the tea party.
No...

...it was...



















YOUR MOTHER!
Megaloria
06-06-2006, 15:21
I thought gays invented the tea party.

No, that was Jeff Martin.

http://www.teaparty.com/
Cluichstan
06-06-2006, 16:14
And the good folks of Boston put their own little spin on it. :cool:

http://www.politicaldogs.org/uploaded_images/boston-tea-party-762868.jpg
Neo Kervoskia
06-06-2006, 16:16
Fear The Dutch Resistance!
Evil Satanic OzMonkeys
06-06-2006, 16:18
I think not only should gays be allowed to HAVE tea, they should be allowed to DRINK it, too.
Cluichstan
06-06-2006, 16:19
I think not only should gays be allowed to HAVE tea, they should be allowed to DRINK it, too.

Don't you think that's taking it a bit too far?
Evil Satanic OzMonkeys
06-06-2006, 16:22
Don't you think that's taking it a bit too far?

OK, I agree this may be a bit too much action, but I believe that they should at least be permitted to chew on the teabags.
Iztatepopotla
06-06-2006, 16:26
Tea is abomination, it should not be allowed to be seen as normal or right. The infusion doesn't occur naturally and is therefore an affront to the Invisible Pink Unicorn, who frowns on it.
Xandabia
06-06-2006, 16:39
Tea is definately a family meal, nay a family institution and as such is not an appropriate meal for gays. Why can't they have their own afternoon meal?
Cluichstan
06-06-2006, 16:40
Tea is definately a family meal, nay a family institution and as such is not an appropriate meal for gays. Why can't they have their own afternoon meal?

I'm afraid to ask what you'd suggest...
Xandabia
06-06-2006, 16:42
actually I don't have anything to suggest off the top of my head.
Oriadeth
06-06-2006, 16:44
Coffee, perhaps?
Cluichstan
06-06-2006, 16:45
actually I don't have anything to suggest off the top of my head.

I rather expected you to suggest something like this:

http://www.candlehelp.com/whipped_files/image023.jpg