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Who would win a fight? Annie Rand could unleash a wave of sand and ego from her rational vagina, but Plato could think her to death or destroy her by summoning her Platonic Form.

I think Plato has a better beard.

I think Plato has a better beard.
Are we counting leg hair as well?

Are we counting leg hair as well?

Maybe YOU can, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that.

So Plato 1, Rand 0

Plato was a greek, and was an accomplished wrestler by our standards. He wrestled at the Isthmian games (like the olympic games, only not.) Rand was pretty much a pure scholar and philosopher.

I think Plato has a better beard.
you clearly never saw pictures of Rand when she forgot to shave...

reminded me of a yeti.

Have you seen the training regime that salmon goes through? He's a serious athlete and he's gonna eat trout for breakfast

Salmon are f'cking INTENSE.

I've read both. Plato wins. Trout rule.

Dude, Plato learned his stuff straight from the greatest source in history, Socrates. Rand is just a bitter woman who wrote pissy BS about bolsheviks.

Plato wins by 1,000,000,000 points.

EDIT: This is not a sexist rant by any means, I just can't stand rand in any way :)

Plato cause you can squish it and mold it into whatever shape you want including a freaking massive C :eek: ;) :D

Sorry.....shouldn't be drinking on a school night.

Plato wins. Because he has a lobster named after him.

Oh, wait.. that's Plutarch. Well, it sounds like Plato. And lobsters are sort of like salmon. So.. Plato and Salmon win.

Perfectly logical, eh wot?