Brawney Man vs. Mr. Cleam
Hammergoats
05-06-2006, 15:58
A little bit of background info on each...
The Brawney Man- A strong, sensitive forester, carries an axe, that's about it...
Mr. Clean- I don't know man..... he looks like he could seriously hurt someone. And what's with that name? How do you get a name like "Mr. Clean?" I think he's an ex marine turned hitman. it's in his eyes!!! Seriously, you don't get muscles like that from pushing a mop all day. So tell us who you think would win and why!!!
Mr Clean. Brawny is just paper.
Mr Clean is the power of modern chemistry.
Potarius
05-06-2006, 16:06
Who the hell is Mr. Cleam?
Saige Dragon
05-06-2006, 16:07
A little bit of background info on each...
The Brawney Man- A strong, sensitive forester, carries an axe, that's about it...
Mr. Clean- I don't know man..... he looks like he could seriously hurt someone. And what's with that name? How do you get a name like "Mr. Clean?" I think he's an ex marine turned hitman. it's in his eyes!!! Seriously, you don't get muscles like that from pushing a mop all day. So tell us who you think would win and why!!!
My old phys-ed teacher for the last two years in highschool looks exactly like Mr. Clean. He is absolutely ripped too; I guess he enters all sorts of body builder contests and kicks ass and stuff like that.
Hammergoats
05-06-2006, 16:07
woops!:(
The Brawny man can command the power of the trees to pwn Mr. Clean.
Isn't the brawny man canadian?
And we all know how bad-ass Canadians are ;)
The brawny guy has a an ax. Seriously that's a helluva playing field leveler. Even if Mr. Clean is strong a good smack to the head with that will bring him down.
Who's Mr. Clean?????
Mr. Clean is the man behind that shine! Is it wet, or is it dry?
Sheesh!
Saige Dragon
05-06-2006, 16:17
The brawny guy has a an ax. Seriously that's a helluva playing field leveler. Even if Mr. Clean is strong a good smack to the head with that will bring him down.
Mr. Clean has the got the head waxed to a nice sheen though. The axe would just glance off and hit a random kitten instead. The resulting gore would be to much for Brawny to clean up, so Mr. Clean would have to take over and show Brawny how to clean house.
Mr. Clean has the got the head waxed to a nice sheen though. The axe would just glance off and hit a random kitten instead. The resulting gore would be to much for Brawny to clean up, so Mr. Clean would have to take over and show Brawny how to clean house.
But would Mr. Clean be able to defeat Brawny's pet wolves or the spirits of the trees?
Saige Dragon
05-06-2006, 16:22
But would Mr. Clean be able to defeat Brawny's pet wolves or the spirits of the trees?
Brawny's a paper towel dude. His pet wolves and spirit of the trees consists of a chiuaua and a pot of grass.
Pure Metal
05-06-2006, 16:23
do i have to be the first person to say... WTF? :confused:
Brawny's a paper towel dude. His pet wolves and spirit of the trees consists of a chiuaua and a pot of grass.
The wolves guard his pulp factory, and the spirits are summoned by his waste-wood totems in front of the drying mill.
Saige Dragon
05-06-2006, 16:25
Hmm, so all Mr. Clean needs is a good kicking boot (to deal with the chiuauas) and a lighter (to deal with that dried out wood).
Malfeasence
05-06-2006, 16:28
I think the Pine Sol lady could whip them both hands down!
Hmm, so all Mr. Clean needs is a good kicking boot (to deal with the chiuauas) and a lighter (to deal with that dried out wood).
No, they're protected by a shield of Pine Sol.
Hammergoats
05-06-2006, 16:35
Ok, The Brawney man gets to align himself with the pine-sol lady, but Mr. Clean gets the scrubbing bubbles. haha!
Saige Dragon
05-06-2006, 16:38
No, they're protected by a shield of Pine Sol.
Not according to the Household Products Database (http://householdproducts.nlm.nih.gov/cgi-bin/household/brands?tbl=brands&id=3027085).
Keep away from heat, sparks and open flame.
Hammergoats
05-06-2006, 16:39
haha, totallly pwn3d!!!
New Zero Seven
05-06-2006, 16:48
Brawney man, cuz he has super absorbent powers taht absorb.. stuff...
Hammergoats
05-06-2006, 16:50
Aha! but he can't absorb bullets!!!
New Zero Seven
05-06-2006, 16:52
Aha! but he can't absorb bullets!!!
Mr. Clean is going to carry a rifle? :eek:
Hammergoats
05-06-2006, 16:54
not necissarily a rifle.... but he does look like an ex-marine....:sniper:
New Zero Seven
05-06-2006, 17:04
Brawney man looks like Derek Jeter and Superman (Dean Cain) smooshed together... nothing can be more awesomer than a guy who can play baseball and fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes. :D
Tap the screen
05-06-2006, 17:12
mr muscle : loves the jobs you hate , the english version of mr clean
I thought Mr. Clean looked more like a pirate. He has a hoop earring for goodness sake.
Either pirate or gay marine
Cannot think of a name
07-06-2006, 08:00
I have actually met the Brawny Man. The Brawny Man was buddy buddy with me. I'll lay my bet on Brawny because he can throw that axe.
I'm totally not kidding, I worked on a promotional film for Brawny for two weeks and hung out with the Brawny man...where he scored with the hot masseuse...when teased that he used his U2 cd to score chicks he said, "I use the Brawny Man flannel to score chicks."
He was a solid cat. I dug him.
Peisandros
07-06-2006, 08:06
I know nothing about either... So I'll go with Mr. Clean.
Dissonant Cognition
07-06-2006, 08:18
The Burly Man, of course. (http://www.tv.com/the-simpsons/the-blunder-years/episode/98442/summary.html)
Cannot think of a name
07-06-2006, 08:24
The Burly Man, of course. (http://www.tv.com/the-simpsons/the-blunder-years/episode/98442/summary.html)
"Hey Marge! I'm that guy you like."
Gymoor Prime
07-06-2006, 08:25
The Scrubbing Bubbles would destroy them all!
(seriously, they creeped me out as a kid. They seemed like some kind of terrestrial jellyfish that left an incredibly caustic residue. And there were hundreds of them!)