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...for almost 2 hours now, and the world hasn't began ending yet. If anything happens, I'll jump on and update you people in later timezones of your impending doom.


Or we could just sit here and go over how stupid it is one more time.




Unless god, just to annoy the rest of us, runs on GMT or something?

Ann Coulters book comes out, and its National Emo Kid Beatdown Day (http://www.thehotcrew.com/2006/06/02/national-emo-kid-beatdown-day/). The world is truly ending.

Unless god, just to annoy the rest of us, runs on GMT or something?
Of course he does. The British invented time.

Of course he does. The British invented time.
and god.

and god.

That was the J-O-O's.

...for almost 2 hours now, and the world hasn't began ending yet. If anything happens, I'll jump on and update you people in later timezones of your impending doom.


Or we could just sit here and go over how stupid it is one more time.




Unless god, just to annoy the rest of us, runs on GMT or something?


Actually God runs on CST, becuase he loves t3h midwest so much. So in aprox. 15 hrs then world will end.

Beside the whole 6-6-06 thing is way overblown. That verse in revelation says :Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six- Revelation 13:18 KJV. No where does it say its a date. It just says its the number of a man. So no worries about that stupid date.

and god.


I'd like to think god would have nicer teeth.

That was the J-O-O's.
british football team?

or just mel brooks?

I'd like to think god would have nicer teeth.

This British teeth thing is over-rated. Seriously.

Liasia']This British teeth thing is over-rated. Seriously.

stereotypes save me a lot of time.

Hm, it's 1 minute into it and i'm not dead yet.

But I am slightly hungry and thirsty.

Hm, it's 1 minute into it and i'm not dead yet.

But I am slightly hungry and thirsty.

*exploits the little-known-dateline-bug and kills you*

Of course the world isn't going to end on 6.6.06. That would be way too obvious. Instead, to lull us into a false sense of security, the apocalypse is the next day.

Hm, it's 1 minute into it and i'm not dead yet.

But I am slightly hungry and thirsty.

It's Begun!

Oh and http://www.prweb.com/releases/2006/6/prweb394193.htm

I've got my bottle of scotch ready, if the end does come!

I thought God was on Eastern Central Daylight right now...

*exploits the little-known-dateline-bug and kills you*

o.O

I've got my bottle of scotch ready, if the end does come!

I only have a dribble of Jamesons. Damn.

I only have a dribble of Jamesons. Damn.


I have most of a bottle of tequila upstairs, but unfortunately me and Mr Tequila still aren't good friends after our little scrap a few months back :(

The Omen has been remade. Along with a few other horror flicks

The art of filmaking has already ended.

Next the world.

I have most of a bottle of tequila upstairs, but unfortunately me and Mr Tequila still aren't good friends after our little scrap a few months back :(

Ah yes, well...I know the feeling. Why do you think I haven't bothered to finish off this whiskey? :p

o.O

Someone doesn't like you :eek:

Someone doesn't like you :eek:

He's just jealous.

He's just jealous.

Of course ;)

You should finish off that whisky too :D

You should finish off that whisky too :D

Want to see me tipsy, do you?

Want to see me tipsy, do you?

Yes please :fluffle:

Yes please :fluffle:

Bow chicka wow wow...

Didn't we just have one of these a thousand years, or so, ago? Nothing much happened then, either. Did it?

Actually God runs on CST, becuase he loves t3h midwest so much. So in aprox. 15 hrs then world will end.

Beside the whole 6-6-06 thing is way overblown. That verse in revelation says :Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six- Revelation 13:18 KJV. No where does it say its a date. It just says its the number of a man. So no worries about that stupid date.

Not to mention the fact that originally it was 616 and was mistranslated to 666 and the fact that the number of times the calender's been screwed with its probably more like 2012 years after jesus was born and oh god how can anybody take this seriously.

Yes please :fluffle:

I'll think about it. ;)

Didn't we just have one of these a thousand years, or so, ago? Nothing much happened then, either. Did it?

A hundred, actually.

the world has been predicted 2 end many many times but it never has (obviously unless you count the uprising of pop) so i think we are safe, unnless a mad army of satans finish it instead, but ive got my holy water and crucifix just in case. it never hurt to take precautions ;)

hmm, that's kinda weird. I can hear this rumbling sound in the distance, it almost sounds like horse hooves....


I'm off to investigate. If I don't return soon, panic.

I'm off to investigate. If I don't return soon, panic.
It's been five minutes!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

EDIT: Oh, no, wait! My computer clock is off by four minutes. It's been only one. Uff!

Im feeling a tightness in my crotch area, as if something is bulgi...oh god an erection! It truly is the end!

I've concluded that the world will end at 06:06AM on 06/06/06. Central Time of course, because that's where I am, and it's common knowledge that I'm the center of the universe.

*Looks at the date. Puts in some Iron Maiden. Rocks out.

That's the only Number of the Beast that matters to me.

Now, I've always wondered whether the people predicting that 6/6/06 would be the end of the world ever took in to consideration the fact that in the Julian calendar it's only...May 23...and the Julian calendar was the one in use by Rome at the time of the writing of Revelation. Nothing happened on 6/6/1906 or any other date in the past 2000 years, so I'm not going to worry about it.

June 20, 2006 (6/6/06 in the Julian calendar) is going to be the end of the world...I'm calling it.

I'll think about it. ;)



A hundred, actually.
Every hundred, in fact, but I was thinking about the convergence with a millenium.

Does that sound like a good enough 'reason'? Or more like an excuse for not having enough coffee?

Of course we'll have to wait another couple of hours, for 6 seconds and 6 minutes by 6am to happen in Kiwiland.
THAT'S when anything will happen, I'm sure.

You Brits must be looking forward to it. Last time there was a 6/6/6 (or rather a 6/6/66, you lot won the World Cup.

Meh, the end of the world is only being withheld because so far enough people are wearing white, which is the color that scares of the aliens.

I did have a very freaky Omen-like dream last night, but it's still 6/5/06 here. If I have another one tonight, I'll consider believing in Jesus for the day. (Actually, it seems as though the atheists get off pretty lightly whenever the devil gets real mad. I'm probably safe.)

Oh, AND I heard that there are chat rooms and message boards someplace for pregnant women who are worried that they'll give birth on 6/6/06 and that they're carrying the antichrist. Is that the craziest thing you ever heard?

...for almost 2 hours now, and the world hasn't began ending yet. If anything happens, I'll jump on and update you people in later timezones of your impending doom.


Or we could just sit here and go over how stupid it is one more time.




Unless god, just to annoy the rest of us, runs on GMT or something?

You have to wait for it to be 12 am GMT. Universe is very punctual about apocalyse and takes greenwich as point of reference.

Any zombies yet, anyone?

God runs on GMT!!!!
we are all going to die!!!!! go watch the movie The Omen
the devil just might save your soul!!!
:mp5: :gundge: :headbang:

lol, It's only the 5th over here.

...for almost 2 hours now, and the world hasn't began ending yet. If anything happens, I'll jump on and update you people in later timezones of your impending doom.


Or we could just sit here and go over how stupid it is one more time.




Unless god, just to annoy the rest of us, runs on GMT or something?

The signs are not there yet for the end of world.

Of course, in 11 hrs and 19minutes, my book I have been waiting for comes out. Can't wait to read it.

What's it supposed to be? Who I'm supposed to be? What it takes to ascend, what it takes to live.

Don't feel sorry - don't feel sorry for me. (Don't need your sympathy or empathy, don't need your sympathy inside of me.)

You're to tell me how to be? You're to tell me how to ascend? You're to tell me how to live?



Then the world died, the end.

http://http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1867316.html (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1867316.html)

Hell hots up for 666 party

Hell is hotting up for a party to celebrate 6/6/06.

Residents of the hamlet of Hell, Michigan, are hoping tourists from throughout the US will visit on the day.

Souvenir shop owner John Colone, who is also the mayor, said: "I've got '666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 so, once they're gone, that's it.

"Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying: "You've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell"."

But local man Jason LeTeff complained: "Here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things - and the town where we live is having a 666 party."

http://http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1867316.html (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1867316.html)

Hell hots up for 666 party

Hell is hotting up for a party to celebrate 6/6/06.

Residents of the hamlet of Hell, Michigan, are hoping tourists from throughout the US will visit on the day.

Souvenir shop owner John Colone, who is also the mayor, said: "I've got '666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 so, once they're gone, that's it.

"Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying: "You've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell"."

But local man Jason LeTeff complained: "Here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things - and the town where we live is having a 666 party."
Yup... Damn Michigan, always causing trouble :mad:

Yup... Damn Michigan, always causing trouble :mad:
There is somthing pretty inviting about going to church in a place called Hell.

There is somthing pretty inviting about going to church in a place called Hell.
There are at least five places in the world called Hell, two of them in the US.

But the one in Norway is kinda special - it's fun with languages:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Hell_norway_sign.jpg

...for almost 2 hours now, and the world hasn't began ending yet. If anything happens, I'll jump on and update you people in later timezones of your impending doom.

I thank you very much for giving us updates on this matter. So, has anyone seen any swarms of locusts or blood-like water where you are at?

hmm, that's kinda weird. I can hear this rumbling sound in the distance, it almost sounds like horse hooves....


I'm off to investigate. If I don't return soon, panic.
He hasn't returned, and he is offline? :eek:

*PANICS!*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Repent or serpent or something!

*Runs away*

*Looks outside and sees zombies rising from the grave.

Maybe it's time to turn off the Iron Maiden...

*Puts in Pink Floyd. Smiles as everything goes away, then sees hammers marching by.

I can happily inform all that Guildford Catherdral is still standing...

However many of you (!!) seem to have missed this...

LINK (http://news.google.co.uk/news/url?sa=t&ct=uk/1-0&fp=4484ef6396a3581f&ei=JpGERJruF5PowgHguISOBg&url=http%3A//msnbc.msn.com/id/13103901/&cid=1107016359)

Sorry, it was a nothing and then I forgot to come back before I went to bed. It's been almost 14 hours now, and nothing yet.



Failing that, it's possible that I've been raptured and I'm writing this from a heaven cyber commons..

The English in a delusional fit of self importance have stopped Big Ben hoping to delay the inevitable. The Beast will fix the clock and doom us all.

The only real thing to worry about is Ann Coulter's new book (political opinions aside, she's just and angry bitch) and of course, The Omen, set to premiere, and rapidly bomb, in theatres across the globe. Movie=terrible. Take it from a guy that works in a movie theatre. After setting up the reel for the projection booth, I saw the film, and let me warn you, I have never seen worse. Unless we're talking about the "Bring It On" series, of which a third is set to premiere. That, ladies and gentlemen, will mark the true end of the world. Save the Scotch for then.

... The Omen, set to premiere, and rapidly bomb, in theatres across the globe. Movie=terrible.
How does it compare to the original?

How does it compare to the original?

Much, much worse. That link to a review on MSN, while useful, reveals just how bad MSN is at rating movies.

It's still the 5th here (and my birthday) and I havent seen any locusts or anything. I'll keep a sharp eye out for tomorrow(my son's birthday)

Any zombies yet, anyone?

I've been keeping an eye out for them, but no joy yet.

Argh its begun......na just kidding. However today marks the 6th month of David Cameron being the leader of the Tories but so far no zombies

A whole days' liscence to do whatever crazy shit you want and get away with it. "Fuck dude, devil made me do it. Look at the date."





Alright, I got lazy, how many times has that been said so far?

So why is the world supposed to end today.:confused:

So why is the world supposed to end today.:confused:
Because you touch yourself. Or we let gays touch each other. Or this was the math problem that John missed on his entrance exam that made him fill a notebook of things he'd like to happen to that stupid school full of jerks.

Or that this time, unlike the 20 other times we've passed through the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year of a century, someone's going to fuck with the rivers because wouldn't it be cool to be the last guys at the party? You could totally up-end all the recycling because it doesn't matter anymore...

Because you touch yourself. Or we let gays touch each other. Or this was the math problem that John missed on his entrance exam that made him fill a notebook of things he'd like to happen to that stupid school full of jerks.

Or that this time, unlike the 20 other times we've passed through the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year of a century, someone's going to fuck with the rivers because wouldn't it be cool to be the last guys at the party? You could totally up-end all the recycling because it doesn't matter anymore...


I see.

Because you touch yourself. Or we let gays touch each other. Or this was the math problem that John missed on his entrance exam that made him fill a notebook of things he'd like to happen to that stupid school full of jerks.

Or that this time, unlike the 20 other times we've passed through the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year of a century, someone's going to fuck with the rivers because wouldn't it be cool to be the last guys at the party? You could totally up-end all the recycling because it doesn't matter anymore...

What about if we just let gays touch themselves?

What about if we just let gays touch themselves?
How would we stop them?



Or the straights for that matter...

It's still the 5th here (and my birthday) and I havent seen any locusts or anything. I'll keep a sharp eye out for tomorrow(my son's birthday)

Happy birthday, Peechy! (And to your son as well) :p

AHHHHHHHHHH11!!!!!1

They're here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I've barrocaded the doors, but they are melting them away with their acidic zombie puke!1111

HELPDDPDEDGA!!!11

*gets eaten*

Its 11:30am 6/6/6 here.
The zombies have eaten half the city population.

Im barricated in an old weapon shop with some neat internet connection and blasting their heads off with my other hand while i write this.

I'm feeling like eating eggs with tun.... oh no--- he's comming ri--AAAAARRRRGH.

Well that was an exciting 24 hours...

Well that was an exciting 24 hours...

Nearly as exciting as the Y2K countdown!

Not the end of the world, but anyone born today ... they might be the future AntiChrist.

...for almost 2 hours now, and the world hasn't began ending yet. If anything happens, I'll jump on and update you people in later timezones of your impending doom.

Or we could just sit here and go over how stupid it is one more time.

Unless god, just to annoy the rest of us, runs on GMT or something?
It's the timezone of DOOM! Aieeee! [ runs ] :D

What?? No "second comming?" No "Armageddon?" No "doom, defeat and dispair?" TSK! I was SO looking forward to seeing all the "sinners" get their just deserts! :D

I'd like to think god would have nicer teeth.

God is British, and runs on GMT, lad!

Not American!

I'd like to think God is not a big uneducated hot dog eating blob of fat, thankyou very much!


stereotypes save me a lot of time.

Me too.

*grin*

TSK! I was SO looking forward to seeing all the "sinners" get their just deserts! :D

You go first Et!

the apocolype has 45 minutes left, the suspence is killing me:(