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Yesterday I had a weird dream, and it's bugging me for some reason.. so I shall tell you!

My dream:

I was at this circus.

And then I was in a car and we were driving away from the circus, I look across this huge deserted field at the circus tent and I see fireworks going off.

Well then I was in this huge candy store, and I was walking down the right side of it. I went over to this shelf of expensive choclates and there was a crowd there.. I picked up a small thing of triangle shaped milk chocolate and looked at the price tag. The price tag had "1 piece = $10 2 pieces $20"..

Well anyway.. I look up and I see my uncle Phil..

What the hell?

I had a dream about being a leet assasin the other night...:confused:

You're clearly subconsciously afraid of your Uncle Phil ripping you off with an enigmatic pricing scheme.

At a carnival.

Presumably wearing a red and white striped suit.

Telling you to hurry. Hurry. Hurry.



Wait, somewhere in there I think there was a little to much 'me' in that...

I had a dream that I was eating tiny pillows and when I woke up, my marshmallows were gone! :eek:

Yesterday I had a weird dream, and it's bugging me for some reason.. so I shall tell you!

My dream:

I was at this circus.

And then I was in a car and we were driving away from the circus, I look across this huge deserted field at the circus tent and I see fireworks going off.

Well then I was in this huge candy store, and I was walking down the right side of it. I went over to this shelf of expensive choclates and there was a crowd there.. I picked up a small thing of triangle shaped milk chocolate and looked at the price tag. The price tag had "1 piece = $10 2 pieces $20"..

Well anyway.. I look up and I see my uncle Phil..

What the hell?
Were you naked?

Your uncle is Dr. Phil?!!?

No wonder you're having strange dreams.

I had a dream that I was eating tiny pillows and when I woke up, my marshmallows were gone! :eek:
The other day I was trying to explain that sex was a metaphor for trains going into tunnels...

i think my dreams qualify as officially "weird"

as i was describing to amy yesterday:

...had anoter really weird set of em last night (involved being in the roman army, about 40 of us crammed on a floating square boat thing in the indian ocean at sunset, watching a 20ft widescreen move of something that was on stilts in the water about 50 meters away, and some alien hands that would come out the water and try to pull people under but they were friendly really and yet people kept hitting them....... yeah, thats not the part you were in (nod):P)


that's a pretty tame one, too. if only i could remember the one about the expensive star trek convention and the epic quest to find the makers of the orange juice (in cleveland)....

My dream:

I was at this circus.
This is your subconscious telling you that you need more entertainment in your life.

And then I was in a car and we were driving away from the circus, I look across this huge deserted field at the circus tent and I see fireworks going off.
But you apparently have a belief that you don't deserve the entertainment. The fireworks represent the clash between what you need and what you think you deserve. The field represents your life - you feel it is empty.

Well then I was in this huge candy store, and I was walking down the right side of it. I went over to this shelf of expensive choclates and there was a crowd there.. I picked up a small thing of triangle shaped milk chocolate and looked at the price tag. The price tag had "1 piece = $10 2 pieces $20"..
There is something you want that you can't afford. The triangle obviously represents the number 3 - it must be special to you in some way. The candy store is somewhere you want to be.

Well anyway.. I look up and I see my uncle Phil..
He's looking over your life making sure you make the right decisions.



Well, I'm all bullshitted out for the day...;)

The other day I was trying to explain that sex was a metaphor for trains going into tunnels...

ANd oil rigs gushing. *nod* It's true. :)

Whenever I'm sick I have dreams about the house transforming into a cross between fantasy and horror realm, even when I wake up I'm still in a state of dream and descending from my room down the stairs is usually killer.
Those dreams are fun though.
Interactive.

Show me on the doll where uncle Phil touched you.

This is your subconscious telling you that you need more entertainment in your life.
:eek:
But you apparently have a belief that you don't deserve the entertainment. The fireworks represent the clash between what you need and what you think you deserve. The field represents your life - you feel it is empty.
God damn.
There is something you want that you can't afford. The triangle obviously represents the number 3 - it must be special to you in some way. The candy store is somewhere you want to be.
3? Hrm.
Somewhere I've been wanting to go to, Philadelphia..

He's looking over your life making sure you make the right decisions.
Hrm?

Well, I'm all bullshitted out for the day...;)
And for some reason.. you got me thinking..

I had a dream a while ago where I was going on a holiday with a friend to Indonesia. We were arrested at the airport for attempting to smuggle in 2 million pounds of coffee in our backpacks. (i think it was 2,144,000 pounds or something, actually)

After pleading not guilty at our trial, we were sentenced to 30 days in prison.

At first the prisoners were all rude to us, but we befriended our cell guard and he brought in a game of snakes and ladders for us to play. We spent the 30 days playing that and watching discovery channel on TV.

On our way out of the prison, all of the other prisoners were giving us high fives.


...

*snip
*blink*..

That is.. Very strange.

I have a dream...

I have a dream that one day some nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "No service if you don't wear a shirt and a tie."

I have a dream that one day on the green hills of Michigan the sons of former rednecks and the sons of former Maori warriors will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and get service.

I have a dream that one day even the state of ignorance, a state sweltering with the heat of apathy, sweltering with the heat of "don't really care", will be transformed into an oasis of... I don't know what.

I had a dream last night. And Uncle Phil was nowhere to be seen.

Let's see if I can make sense of the dream:

Being at the Circus: Obviously a metaphor for being infatuated with our resident professional clown, LG.

Finding triangular bits of chocolate: You're hungry and want some toblerone.

The cost of it is a hidden message, telling you that the best things in life aren't free and that the US economy is going to tank soon. When that happens you, and indeed all of America, will be dependent on food handouts from your European brethern.

Your uncle Phil: Two possible answers here - one is notice the name "Phil" - short for "Philosophy", maybe? Maybe your mind was trying to tell you to be more philosophical about your lot in life. We can't always afford toblerone, so make do with what you're got.

The other answer also deals with his name. Know of any other famous people called Phil? Of course you do - Dr. Phil, from Oprah! And what is he famous for? Relationships. Relationship with whom, you're wondering. Why, none other than the person you're secretly infuated with - Lunatic Goofballs. That's why you were at the circus, remember?
Maybe you secretly want to smear chocolate all over him, and have him pretend it's mud.
Jeez, you've got some sick fantasies going on there!

*blink*..

That is.. Very strange.

I know. That's what I thought when I woke up. I then called up my friend that was in the dream and told him about it just for a laugh.

This one time, I had a dream I was in the spam forum in the Choose wisely thread, and like La Dame, ruffy, tweet, ultracia, gravlen and the others were there. Well anyways, La Dame and tweet were pillow fighting, and Ruffy was mudwrestling with a midget covered in 1000 Is. dressing. That was such a great dream.

Ruffy, that's not a tenth as fucked up as half of my dreams are. :p

Let's see if I can make sense of the dream:

Being at the Circus: Obviously a metaphor for being infatuated with our resident professional clown, LG.

Finding triangular bits of chocolate: You're hungry and want some toblerone.

The cost of it is a hidden message, telling you that the best things in life aren't free and that the US economy is going to tank soon. When that happens you, and indeed all of America, will be dependent on food handouts from your European brethern.

Your uncle Phil: Two possible answers here - one is notice the name "Phil" - short for "Philosophy", maybe? Maybe your mind was trying to tell you to be more philosophical about your lot in life. We can't always afford toblerone, so make do with what you're got.

The other answer also deals with his name. Know of any other famous people called Phil? Of course you do - Dr. Phil, from Oprah! And what is he famous for? Relationships. Relationship with whom, you're wondering. Why, none other than the person you're secretly infuated with - Lunatic Goofballs. That's why you were at the circus, remember?
Maybe you secretly want to smear chocolate all over him, and have him pretend it's mud.
Jeez, you've got some sick fantasies going on there!
:eek:

Words.. fail me..

:eek:

I had a nightmare where I was being raped by David Hasselhoff.

I'm still suffering.

I had a nightmare where I was being raped by David Hasselhoff.

I'm still suffering.


That was a nightmare!?!?!?!? Thats like my ultimate fantasy.... Oh the manly chest hair and tight speedo!

This one time, I had a dream I was in the spam forum in the Choose wisely thread, and like La Dame, ruffy, tweet, ultracia, gravlen and the others were there. Well anyways, La Dame and tweet were pillow fighting, and Ruffy was mudwrestling with a midget covered in 1000 Is. dressing. That was such a great dream.
How do you know this hasn't happened yet? ;)

I had a dream that me and my friend were in jail and I told him about it the next day and he goes "dude, I didn't know you could see the future".

That was a nightmare!?!?!?!? Thats like my ultimate fantasy.... Oh the manly chest hair and tight speedo!
:eek:

You need professional help. :(

I had a dream about a dark, muscular man showering and grinning shyly at me, all covered in sudsy lather. And then I was awake.

Meh... all dreams are weird...

At least you didn't have a dream with you having an orgy with strange peoples! :rolleyes:

I had a dream about a dark, muscular man showering and grinning shyly at me, all covered in sudsy lather. And then I was awake.

I tend to haunt people's dreams like that, too bad you had to wake up... ;)

I had a dream that I was eating tiny pillows and when I woke up, my marshmallows were gone! :eek:


Thas nothing, I had a dream that I was eating a humongous Marshmallow, and when I woke up... my pillow was gone!

Ok back other weird dreams we had...
I had a dream where I was locked into my house, the night sky was somewhat green for some reason, creepy horror music was playing and my old 8th grade typing teacher (who hated me) wanted to break into my house and murder me with gardening equiptmen :eek: