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In a marve comic free for all battle who will win?

In a comic book free for all battle who will win?

Mafalda.

Mafalda.
i'm kinda lening t'wards magneto here

The Beyonder.

The Beyonder.
not nesscairly

i'm kinda lening t'wards magneto here

Mafalda would talk him straight into the ground...

Squirrel Girl, of course. :)

Ultra Mega Chicken?




Shhh! She is legend.

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not nesscairly


The Beyonder would rape Magneto with a planet.....

He pretty much wins evertime.

Why do you think Marvel got rid of him?

Mafalda would talk him straight into the ground...
she might have an annoying voice but banshee has a loud one

Super Mega Chicken?




Shhh! She is legend.

billywitchdoctor.com. One convinient locations...

Man...dont waste your money....

Apparently, Billywitchdoctor.com is only good at raising chickens.

Not dead British kings.......sadly.

Mafalda.

She built a whole bunch of sand castle people to make herself feel sexy. She seems to have a problem with self-esteem.

All you have to do is make her cry.

The Beyonder would rape Magneto with a planet.....

He pretty much wins evertime.

Why do you think Marvel got rid of him?
if he does fight magneto lets hope he doesn't resort to raping

Spiderman.

if he does fight magneto lets hope he doesn't resort to raping

Besides....assuming were not talking about Beyonders, or cosmic-level beings, only actual superheroes, and such...

Charles Xavier wins.

The man can kill every human on the planet, with a thought.
He could control every mind at once.

Whats Thor gonna do against total mind domination?
Not much.

Humans in those books should call up Prof X everyday, and thank him for being a good guy.

Spiderman.
i agree i am the biggest spiderman fan

i agree i am the biggest spiderman fan
He doesn't need mind control or anything...

He's part spider for fucks sake!

Besides....assuming were not talking about Beyonders, or cosmic-level beings, only actual superheroes, and such...

Charles Xavier wins.

The man can kill every human on the planet, with a thought.
He could control every mind at once.

Whats Thor gonna do against total mind domination?
Not much.

Humans in those books should call up Prof X everyday, and thank him for being a good guy.
but xavier is a pacifist and would not resort to that

but xavier is a pacifist and would not resort to that


Its a "free for all" remember? Rules dont apply.

In a case of an all-out brawl, winner take all situation...Charles Xavier would win.

He doesn't need mind control or anything...

He's part spider for fucks sake!


I used to like Spidey, but he has a revolving cast of lame villians, and it made it kinda lame.

Hulk smash:p

Its a "free for all" remember? Rules dont apply.

In a case of an all-out brawl, winner take all situation...Charles Xavier would win.
not exactly some people can shield themselves from that kind of assault

I used to like Spidey, but he has a revolving cast of lame villians, and it made it kinda lame.
i dont know about that venom kicked ass

i dont know about that venom kicked ass


Venom and Carnage are the best spidey villians ever.

and rhino was just a class C juggernaut but he was still cool

not exactly some people can shield themselves from that kind of assault

Name one.

Dont say Magneto...his helmet aint that good.
Not against a Prof X who would be determined to kill him.

Venom and Carnage are the best spidey villians ever.
I second that

and rhino was just a class C juggernaut but he was still cool


Rhino was lame.

Sandman was decent...and then along came Hydro-man...wich was a cheap Sandman knock-off.

Name one.

Dont say Magneto...his helmet aint that good.
Not against a Prof X who would be determined to kill him.
the juggernaut when he was cool and emma frost in her crystal is immune to telepathy

Rhino was lame.

Sandman was decent...and then along came Hydro-man...wich was a cheap Sandman knock-off.
yes but them together made a mud man and i like that idea

No one would notice him, he'd be cruising about brooding. Maybe even barely aware that there was even a fight on. He'd just be whining at length about not being able to go home and all that.

Every once in while someone would get thrown in his way or catch a glance and try and take him on. "Who's that emo bitch on the surfboard." And with a silver flash, thier bitch would be slapped.

Then, in the end, when the second to last guy thinks he's won he'd get a power cosmic surfboard upside the head and Silver Surfer would stand, triumphant-kinda like this guy:
http://www.santacruz.com/attractions/gifs/surfmuseum.jpg

the juggernaut when he was cool and emma frost in her crystal is immune to telepathy


The juggernaut is extremely vaulnerable to mental attack, in fact, thats his only weakness.
Thats how the X-Men have beaten him, nearly everytime.

And Emma Frost is a weak version of Xavier.
She cant stay in that crystal forever.

All out? Any comics?

Death of the Endless. Destiny is stronger, but he just reads his damn book and nothing more.

Rhino was lame.

Sandman was decent...and then along came Hydro-man...wich was a cheap Sandman knock-off.
they were both pretty hard to get ahold of

No one would notice him, he'd be cruising about brooding. Maybe even barely aware that there was even a fight on. He'd just be whining at length about not being able to go home and all that.

Every once in while someone would get thrown in his way or catch a glance and try and take him on. "Who's that emo bitch on the surfboard." And with a silver flash, thier bitch would be slapped.

Then, in the end, when the second to last guy thinks he's won he'd get a power cosmic surfboard upside the head and Silver Surfer would stand, triumphant-kinda like this guy:
http://www.santacruz.com/attractions/gifs/surfmuseum.jpg


I...just never liked the Silver Surfer.
You'd think someone with THE POWER COSMIC...wouldnt be such a pansy.

they were both pretty hard to get ahold of


How about "Paste-Pot Pete."

Worst Spidey Villian ever....

The juggernaut is extremely vaulnerable to mental attack, in fact, thats his only weakness.
Thats how the X-Men have beaten him, nearly everytime.

And Emma Frost is a weak version of Xavier.
She cant stay in that crystal forever.
ok ok xavier probably would win but telepathy wasn't the juggernaut only weakness

Telepathy's over rated.

it would be Nikolai Dante

How about "Paste-Pot Pete."

Worst Spidey Villian ever....
no comment

How about "Paste-Pot Pete."

Worst Spidey Villian ever....
Dude. The Walrus (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/walrus.htm)

Which, for personal reasons, I dig.

ok ok xavier probably would win but telepathy wasn't the juggernaut only weakness


Really?

What was it?

I know that he had the Gem of Cytorakk (or something) that gave him his power, so I suppose magic could mess him up....

Telepathy's over rated.
maybe but it still kicks ass

maybe but it still kicks ass
It's not very "comic book" though, you know? It's just not oldschool.

Really?

What was it?

I know that he had the Gem of Cytorakk (or something) that gave him his power, so I suppose magic could mess him up....
that and the hulk


The Hulk has actually stopped juggernaut from moving


plus onslaught has punched him from canada to new jersey

Dude. The Walrus (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/walrus.htm)

Which, for personal reasons, I dig.


Wow.

Okie dokie....the Walrus...

Worst Spidey Villian ever.

Wow.

Okie dokie....the Walrus...

Worst Spidey Villian ever.
Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.

that and the hulk


The Hulk has actually stopped juggernaut from moving


plus onslaught has punched him from canada to new jersey


LOL..

Thats not a weakness!

If it were, nearly every super-villians "secret weakness", would be punch to the face from the Hulk!

LOL..

Thats not a weakness!

If it were, nearly every super-villians "secret weakness", would be punch to the face from the Hulk!
Did you ever see that Ultimate Avenger movie? Best Hulk fight ever.

Winwood and Cord from 2000AD.

Being able to control time and space would put paid to Xaivier.

Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.
Lmao @ sample dialogue.

that and the hulk


The Hulk has actually stopped juggernaut from moving


plus onslaught has punched him from canada to new jersey
Thunderstrike actually stopped him and split his helmet as well.

Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.


wow...

I never read a single "Dazzler" comic.
Then I saw she had joined the X-Men, and saw her. "Hmm...not too bad, turns sound into light...lasers, photons, and such."

Then I saw an older 70's version of her...GIANT blue eyeshadow....disco-ball necklace...HUGE bellbottoms, and roller-skates.

wow...

[QUOTE=Cannot think of a name]Dude. The Walrus (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/walrus.htm)

QUOTE]
that just sad

Did you ever see that Ultimate Avenger movie? Best Hulk fight ever.


Yes, I did see that.

Pretty cool when he knocks Thor out cold.
I like Thor better however, but that was a nice punch.

Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.
actually kinda cool play music drive ppl insane

Lmao @ sample dialogue.
Oh yeah, baby...
Johnny: How many men have you forgotten?
Vienna: As many women as you've remembered.
Johnny: Don't go away.
Vienna: I haven't moved.
Johnny: Tell me something nice.
Vienna: Sure, what do you want to hear?
Johnny: Lie to me. Tell me all these years you've waited. Tell me.
Vienna: [without feeling] All those years I've waited.
Johnny: Tell me you'd a-died if I hadn't come back.
Vienna: [without feeling] I woulda died if you hadn't come back.
Johnny: Tell me you still love me like I love you.
Vienna: [without feeling] I still love you like you love me.
Johnny: [bitterly] Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Feel it.

Did you ever see that Ultimate Avenger movie? Best Hulk fight ever.
you know your bad ass when you crack thor in the chin with his own hammer

Oh yeah, baby...

Feel it.
That's brilliance.

you know your bad ass when you crack thor in the chin with his own hammer
I really like how many times he took it to Pime.

you know your bad ass when you crack thor in the chin with his own hammer


wich he shouldnt have been able to lift........(confused)

Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.
the best dazzler villain is klaw

wich he shouldnt have been able to lift........(confused)
He was stronger than the magic that prevents it's use.

wich he shouldnt have been able to lift........(confused)
it was the ULTIMATE AVENGERS in that thor aint really a god so there is no special spell on his hamme but it was pretty heavy

the best dazzler villain is klaw


Yah he used to be an occasional Fantastic 4 villian too.
Meh...

it was the ULTIMATE AVENGERS in that thor aint really a god so there is no special spell on his hamme but it was pretty heavy


Ahhh..so its like an "Alternate Reality" storyline?

Yah he used to be an occasional Fantastic 4 villian too.
Meh...
if you read secret wars he talks funny

Ahhh..so its like an "Alternate Reality" storyline?
yeah basicly

if you read secret wars he talks funny


Secret Wars the series ?

1, or 2 ?

Read em all.

Liked the second series better.
Although still hate the Beyonder.

the best dazzler villain is klaw
I always thought that Klaw made a bad choice in arch rival. "Really? I got the bitch that turns sound into light and uses that as a weapon? Fuck man, I got a speaker for a hand. Couldn't I get Spiderman, or OOh! Daredevil, I bet I could fuck that dude up. What? No? I got the sound into kick my ass woman. You guys are bastards. I pull this shit off I want you all to start actin' like I was Dr. Doom. Sons of bitches."

Secret Wars the series ?

1, or 2 ?

Read em all.

Liked the second series better.
Although still hate the Beyonder.
the first secret wars when he talks like doctor doom oom ooom oom

yeah basicly


Ok..that makes MUCH more sense then.'
Like why Hulk could pick up the hammer, or why Captain America's origin was different, and such.

Ok..that makes MUCH more sense then.'
Like why Hulk could pick up the hammer, or why Captain America's origin was different, and such.
there is ultimate marvel and mainstream marvel(normal one) i myself like mainstream

I always thought that Klaw made a bad choice in arch rival. "Really? I got the bitch that turns sound into light and uses that as a weapon? Fuck man, I got a speaker for a hand. Couldn't I get Spiderman, or OOh! Daredevil, I bet I could fuck that dude up. What? No? I got the sound into kick my ass woman. You guys are bastards. I pull this shit off I want you all to start actin' like I was Dr. Doom. Sons of bitches."

I always thought Klaw was kinda retarded.
Like, I'll betcha he couldnt even beat Power Pack.

I always thought Klaw was kinda retarded.
Like, I'll betcha he couldnt even beat Power Pack.
i don't even think he could beat a snack pack

i don't even think he could beat a snack pack
Yea, Klaw wasn't that cool.

Definatly not as cool as Spiderman.

I think you need to go back and re-edit this thread and make it a Marval free for all because that's what it's turned into.

WERD.

If youre a super-villian, and you cant even beat Speedball...just go home, and get a real job.

I think you need to go back and re-edit this thread and make it a Marval free for all because that's what it's turned into.
ok

I think you need to go back and re-edit this thread and make it a Marval free for all because that's what it's turned into.
that proves it marvel is better than DC

Yea, Klaw wasn't that cool.

Definatly not as cool as Spiderman.
give klaw a big freakin mega woopher that shoot shockwaves then he would be better

that proves it marvel is better than DC
Don't even get me started on that.

Besides, DC's Vertigo line STILL rocks and Death WOULD take anyone in the Marvel universe should she want to.

Assuming none of the Endless were game, I'd go with Sailor Saturn, but that's just based upon the ability to end the universe when she feels like it.

Don't even get me started on that.

Besides, DC's Vertigo line STILL rocks and Death WOULD take anyone in the Marvel universe should she want to.

Assuming none of the Endless were game, I'd go with Sailor Saturn, but that's just based upon the ability to end the universe when she feels like it.
Wow...talk about a power you don't want a girl in puberty to have...

Don't even get me started on that.

Besides, DC's Vertigo line STILL rocks and Death WOULD take anyone in the Marvel universe should she want to.

Assuming none of the Endless were game, I'd go with Sailor Saturn, but that's just based upon the ability to end the universe when she feels like it.
lets not go into DC cause i am a Marvel fan and who doesn't know much about DC

Wow...talk about a power you don't want a girl in puberty to have...
your gonna get some bad mail for that comment

Wow...talk about a power you don't want a girl in puberty to have...
Thankfully she's very shy and nice.

She's also around the only person more powerful than she is who keeps her grounded.

lets not go into DC cause i am a Marvel fan and who doesn't know much about DC
You should give it a shot, I found the Sandman series to be wonderful.

your gonna get some bad mail for that comment
Ah, I'm due.

If it makes it any better I wouldn't want a teenage boy to have it either. He might do it just to see what it'd look like.

if you need to know my DC pick either lobo or mr.mxlplix

lets stay with marvel

WERD.

If youre a super-villian, and you cant even beat Speedball...just go home, and get a real job.
and the thing is they made speedball as a joke