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Free for All

Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 12:37
In a marve comic free for all battle who will win?
Cabra West
05-06-2006, 12:40
In a comic book free for all battle who will win?

Mafalda.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 12:43
Mafalda.
i'm kinda lening t'wards magneto here
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 12:43
The Beyonder.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 12:44
The Beyonder.
not nesscairly
Cabra West
05-06-2006, 12:44
i'm kinda lening t'wards magneto here

Mafalda would talk him straight into the ground...
Lunatic Goofballs
05-06-2006, 12:46
Squirrel Girl, of course. :)
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 12:46
Ultra Mega Chicken?




Shhh! She is legend.

billywitchdoctor.com. One convinient locations...
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 12:46
not nesscairly


The Beyonder would rape Magneto with a planet.....

He pretty much wins evertime.

Why do you think Marvel got rid of him?
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 12:46
Mafalda would talk him straight into the ground...
she might have an annoying voice but banshee has a loud one
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 12:47
Super Mega Chicken?




Shhh! She is legend.

billywitchdoctor.com. One convinient locations...

Man...dont waste your money....

Apparently, Billywitchdoctor.com is only good at raising chickens.

Not dead British kings.......sadly.
Four Tribes
05-06-2006, 12:48
Mafalda.

She built a whole bunch of sand castle people to make herself feel sexy. She seems to have a problem with self-esteem.

All you have to do is make her cry.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 12:48
The Beyonder would rape Magneto with a planet.....

He pretty much wins evertime.

Why do you think Marvel got rid of him?
if he does fight magneto lets hope he doesn't resort to raping
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 12:49
Spiderman.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 12:51
if he does fight magneto lets hope he doesn't resort to raping

Besides....assuming were not talking about Beyonders, or cosmic-level beings, only actual superheroes, and such...

Charles Xavier wins.

The man can kill every human on the planet, with a thought.
He could control every mind at once.

Whats Thor gonna do against total mind domination?
Not much.

Humans in those books should call up Prof X everyday, and thank him for being a good guy.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 12:53
Spiderman.
i agree i am the biggest spiderman fan
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 12:54
i agree i am the biggest spiderman fan
He doesn't need mind control or anything...

He's part spider for fucks sake!
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 12:55
Besides....assuming were not talking about Beyonders, or cosmic-level beings, only actual superheroes, and such...

Charles Xavier wins.

The man can kill every human on the planet, with a thought.
He could control every mind at once.

Whats Thor gonna do against total mind domination?
Not much.

Humans in those books should call up Prof X everyday, and thank him for being a good guy.
but xavier is a pacifist and would not resort to that
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 12:58
but xavier is a pacifist and would not resort to that


Its a "free for all" remember? Rules dont apply.

In a case of an all-out brawl, winner take all situation...Charles Xavier would win.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 12:59
He doesn't need mind control or anything...

He's part spider for fucks sake!


I used to like Spidey, but he has a revolving cast of lame villians, and it made it kinda lame.
HC Eredivisie
05-06-2006, 13:00
Hulk smash:p
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:00
Its a "free for all" remember? Rules dont apply.

In a case of an all-out brawl, winner take all situation...Charles Xavier would win.
not exactly some people can shield themselves from that kind of assault
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:01
I used to like Spidey, but he has a revolving cast of lame villians, and it made it kinda lame.
i dont know about that venom kicked ass
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:07
i dont know about that venom kicked ass


Venom and Carnage are the best spidey villians ever.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:08
and rhino was just a class C juggernaut but he was still cool
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:08
not exactly some people can shield themselves from that kind of assault

Name one.

Dont say Magneto...his helmet aint that good.
Not against a Prof X who would be determined to kill him.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:09
Venom and Carnage are the best spidey villians ever.
I second that
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:09
and rhino was just a class C juggernaut but he was still cool


Rhino was lame.

Sandman was decent...and then along came Hydro-man...wich was a cheap Sandman knock-off.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:10
Name one.

Dont say Magneto...his helmet aint that good.
Not against a Prof X who would be determined to kill him.
the juggernaut when he was cool and emma frost in her crystal is immune to telepathy
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:11
Rhino was lame.

Sandman was decent...and then along came Hydro-man...wich was a cheap Sandman knock-off.
yes but them together made a mud man and i like that idea
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:12
No one would notice him, he'd be cruising about brooding. Maybe even barely aware that there was even a fight on. He'd just be whining at length about not being able to go home and all that.

Every once in while someone would get thrown in his way or catch a glance and try and take him on. "Who's that emo bitch on the surfboard." And with a silver flash, thier bitch would be slapped.

Then, in the end, when the second to last guy thinks he's won he'd get a power cosmic surfboard upside the head and Silver Surfer would stand, triumphant-kinda like this guy:
http://www.santacruz.com/attractions/gifs/surfmuseum.jpg
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:12
the juggernaut when he was cool and emma frost in her crystal is immune to telepathy


The juggernaut is extremely vaulnerable to mental attack, in fact, thats his only weakness.
Thats how the X-Men have beaten him, nearly everytime.

And Emma Frost is a weak version of Xavier.
She cant stay in that crystal forever.
NERVUN
05-06-2006, 13:13
All out? Any comics?

Death of the Endless. Destiny is stronger, but he just reads his damn book and nothing more.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:14
Rhino was lame.

Sandman was decent...and then along came Hydro-man...wich was a cheap Sandman knock-off.
they were both pretty hard to get ahold of
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:14
No one would notice him, he'd be cruising about brooding. Maybe even barely aware that there was even a fight on. He'd just be whining at length about not being able to go home and all that.

Every once in while someone would get thrown in his way or catch a glance and try and take him on. "Who's that emo bitch on the surfboard." And with a silver flash, thier bitch would be slapped.

Then, in the end, when the second to last guy thinks he's won he'd get a power cosmic surfboard upside the head and Silver Surfer would stand, triumphant-kinda like this guy:
http://www.santacruz.com/attractions/gifs/surfmuseum.jpg


I...just never liked the Silver Surfer.
You'd think someone with THE POWER COSMIC...wouldnt be such a pansy.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:15
they were both pretty hard to get ahold of


How about "Paste-Pot Pete."

Worst Spidey Villian ever....
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:16
The juggernaut is extremely vaulnerable to mental attack, in fact, thats his only weakness.
Thats how the X-Men have beaten him, nearly everytime.

And Emma Frost is a weak version of Xavier.
She cant stay in that crystal forever.
ok ok xavier probably would win but telepathy wasn't the juggernaut only weakness
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 13:17
Telepathy's over rated.
Rhursbourg
05-06-2006, 13:17
it would be Nikolai Dante
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:18
How about "Paste-Pot Pete."

Worst Spidey Villian ever....
no comment
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:18
How about "Paste-Pot Pete."

Worst Spidey Villian ever....
Dude. The Walrus (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/walrus.htm)

Which, for personal reasons, I dig.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:18
ok ok xavier probably would win but telepathy wasn't the juggernaut only weakness


Really?

What was it?

I know that he had the Gem of Cytorakk (or something) that gave him his power, so I suppose magic could mess him up....
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:18
Telepathy's over rated.
maybe but it still kicks ass
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 13:19
maybe but it still kicks ass
It's not very "comic book" though, you know? It's just not oldschool.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:20
Really?

What was it?

I know that he had the Gem of Cytorakk (or something) that gave him his power, so I suppose magic could mess him up....
that and the hulk


The Hulk has actually stopped juggernaut from moving


plus onslaught has punched him from canada to new jersey
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:24
Dude. The Walrus (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/walrus.htm)

Which, for personal reasons, I dig.


Wow.

Okie dokie....the Walrus...

Worst Spidey Villian ever.
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:26
Wow.

Okie dokie....the Walrus...

Worst Spidey Villian ever.
Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:26
that and the hulk


The Hulk has actually stopped juggernaut from moving


plus onslaught has punched him from canada to new jersey


LOL..

Thats not a weakness!

If it were, nearly every super-villians "secret weakness", would be punch to the face from the Hulk!
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:28
LOL..

Thats not a weakness!

If it were, nearly every super-villians "secret weakness", would be punch to the face from the Hulk!
Did you ever see that Ultimate Avenger movie? Best Hulk fight ever.
Retired Majors
05-06-2006, 13:28
Winwood and Cord from 2000AD.

Being able to control time and space would put paid to Xaivier.
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 13:30
Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.
Lmao @ sample dialogue.
NERVUN
05-06-2006, 13:30
that and the hulk


The Hulk has actually stopped juggernaut from moving


plus onslaught has punched him from canada to new jersey
Thunderstrike actually stopped him and split his helmet as well.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:31
Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.


wow...

I never read a single "Dazzler" comic.
Then I saw she had joined the X-Men, and saw her. "Hmm...not too bad, turns sound into light...lasers, photons, and such."

Then I saw an older 70's version of her...GIANT blue eyeshadow....disco-ball necklace...HUGE bellbottoms, and roller-skates.

wow...
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:32
[QUOTE=Cannot think of a name]Dude. The Walrus (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/walrus.htm)

QUOTE]
that just sad
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:33
Did you ever see that Ultimate Avenger movie? Best Hulk fight ever.


Yes, I did see that.

Pretty cool when he knocks Thor out cold.
I like Thor better however, but that was a nice punch.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:34
Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.
actually kinda cool play music drive ppl insane
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:34
Lmao @ sample dialogue.
Oh yeah, baby...
Johnny: How many men have you forgotten?
Vienna: As many women as you've remembered.
Johnny: Don't go away.
Vienna: I haven't moved.
Johnny: Tell me something nice.
Vienna: Sure, what do you want to hear?
Johnny: Lie to me. Tell me all these years you've waited. Tell me.
Vienna: [without feeling] All those years I've waited.
Johnny: Tell me you'd a-died if I hadn't come back.
Vienna: [without feeling] I woulda died if you hadn't come back.
Johnny: Tell me you still love me like I love you.
Vienna: [without feeling] I still love you like you love me.
Johnny: [bitterly] Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Feel it.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:35
Did you ever see that Ultimate Avenger movie? Best Hulk fight ever.
you know your bad ass when you crack thor in the chin with his own hammer
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 13:35
Oh yeah, baby...

Feel it.
That's brilliance.
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:36
you know your bad ass when you crack thor in the chin with his own hammer
I really like how many times he took it to Pime.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:36
you know your bad ass when you crack thor in the chin with his own hammer


wich he shouldnt have been able to lift........(confused)
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:37
Could be worse. Could be Dazzler villians. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/drsaxdazzler.htm) Laughed myself stupid when I first read this.
the best dazzler villain is klaw
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:38
wich he shouldnt have been able to lift........(confused)
He was stronger than the magic that prevents it's use.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:38
wich he shouldnt have been able to lift........(confused)
it was the ULTIMATE AVENGERS in that thor aint really a god so there is no special spell on his hamme but it was pretty heavy
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:39
the best dazzler villain is klaw


Yah he used to be an occasional Fantastic 4 villian too.
Meh...
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:39
it was the ULTIMATE AVENGERS in that thor aint really a god so there is no special spell on his hamme but it was pretty heavy


Ahhh..so its like an "Alternate Reality" storyline?
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:39
Yah he used to be an occasional Fantastic 4 villian too.
Meh...
if you read secret wars he talks funny
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:40
Ahhh..so its like an "Alternate Reality" storyline?
yeah basicly
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:41
if you read secret wars he talks funny


Secret Wars the series ?

1, or 2 ?

Read em all.

Liked the second series better.
Although still hate the Beyonder.
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:41
the best dazzler villain is klaw
I always thought that Klaw made a bad choice in arch rival. "Really? I got the bitch that turns sound into light and uses that as a weapon? Fuck man, I got a speaker for a hand. Couldn't I get Spiderman, or OOh! Daredevil, I bet I could fuck that dude up. What? No? I got the sound into kick my ass woman. You guys are bastards. I pull this shit off I want you all to start actin' like I was Dr. Doom. Sons of bitches."
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:42
Secret Wars the series ?

1, or 2 ?

Read em all.

Liked the second series better.
Although still hate the Beyonder.
the first secret wars when he talks like doctor doom oom ooom oom
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:42
yeah basicly


Ok..that makes MUCH more sense then.'
Like why Hulk could pick up the hammer, or why Captain America's origin was different, and such.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:44
Ok..that makes MUCH more sense then.'
Like why Hulk could pick up the hammer, or why Captain America's origin was different, and such.
there is ultimate marvel and mainstream marvel(normal one) i myself like mainstream
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:44
I always thought that Klaw made a bad choice in arch rival. "Really? I got the bitch that turns sound into light and uses that as a weapon? Fuck man, I got a speaker for a hand. Couldn't I get Spiderman, or OOh! Daredevil, I bet I could fuck that dude up. What? No? I got the sound into kick my ass woman. You guys are bastards. I pull this shit off I want you all to start actin' like I was Dr. Doom. Sons of bitches."

I always thought Klaw was kinda retarded.
Like, I'll betcha he couldnt even beat Power Pack.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:45
I always thought Klaw was kinda retarded.
Like, I'll betcha he couldnt even beat Power Pack.
i don't even think he could beat a snack pack
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 13:46
i don't even think he could beat a snack pack
Yea, Klaw wasn't that cool.

Definatly not as cool as Spiderman.
NERVUN
05-06-2006, 13:46
I think you need to go back and re-edit this thread and make it a Marval free for all because that's what it's turned into.
BackwoodsSquatches
05-06-2006, 13:47
WERD.

If youre a super-villian, and you cant even beat Speedball...just go home, and get a real job.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:49
I think you need to go back and re-edit this thread and make it a Marval free for all because that's what it's turned into.
ok
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:51
I think you need to go back and re-edit this thread and make it a Marval free for all because that's what it's turned into.
that proves it marvel is better than DC
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:52
Yea, Klaw wasn't that cool.

Definatly not as cool as Spiderman.
give klaw a big freakin mega woopher that shoot shockwaves then he would be better
NERVUN
05-06-2006, 13:54
that proves it marvel is better than DC
Don't even get me started on that.

Besides, DC's Vertigo line STILL rocks and Death WOULD take anyone in the Marvel universe should she want to.

Assuming none of the Endless were game, I'd go with Sailor Saturn, but that's just based upon the ability to end the universe when she feels like it.
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 13:56
Don't even get me started on that.

Besides, DC's Vertigo line STILL rocks and Death WOULD take anyone in the Marvel universe should she want to.

Assuming none of the Endless were game, I'd go with Sailor Saturn, but that's just based upon the ability to end the universe when she feels like it.
Wow...talk about a power you don't want a girl in puberty to have...
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:57
Don't even get me started on that.

Besides, DC's Vertigo line STILL rocks and Death WOULD take anyone in the Marvel universe should she want to.

Assuming none of the Endless were game, I'd go with Sailor Saturn, but that's just based upon the ability to end the universe when she feels like it.
lets not go into DC cause i am a Marvel fan and who doesn't know much about DC
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 13:57
Wow...talk about a power you don't want a girl in puberty to have...
your gonna get some bad mail for that comment
NERVUN
05-06-2006, 14:02
Wow...talk about a power you don't want a girl in puberty to have...
Thankfully she's very shy and nice.

She's also around the only person more powerful than she is who keeps her grounded.
NERVUN
05-06-2006, 14:03
lets not go into DC cause i am a Marvel fan and who doesn't know much about DC
You should give it a shot, I found the Sandman series to be wonderful.
Cannot think of a name
05-06-2006, 14:04
your gonna get some bad mail for that comment
Ah, I'm due.

If it makes it any better I wouldn't want a teenage boy to have it either. He might do it just to see what it'd look like.
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 14:05
if you need to know my DC pick either lobo or mr.mxlplix
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 14:06
lets stay with marvel
Vogonsphere
05-06-2006, 14:10
WERD.

If youre a super-villian, and you cant even beat Speedball...just go home, and get a real job.
and the thing is they made speedball as a joke