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Ok Im just new to nationstates, but is there like a place to just hang out and get to know people. A place to just chat and stuff, I dunno. To meet people I guess.

Ok Im just new to nationstates, but is there like a place to just hang out and get to know people. A place to just chat and stuff, I dunno. To meet people I guess.
Welcome to NationStates General. Don't take us too seriously. Mind the mud and the Goofballs within it. Have a cookie. Have fun. And enjoy the ongoing arguments. :D

And for the love of god, don't feed the animals!

Welcome to NationStates General. Don't take us too seriously. Mind the mud and the Goofballs within it. Have a cookie. Have fun. And enjoy the ongoing arguments. :D

Thanks for the welcome
Nice to know there are nice ppl out there.

And for the love of god, don't feed the animals!
LOL thanks I'll keep that in mind.

And for the love of god, don't feed the animals!
:eek: They are on a very strict diet.

Seriously, don't do it.

Thanks for the welcome
Nice to know there are nice ppl out there.
They probably make up the majority of the people here. However, don't think that they are everywhere.

Ok Im just new to nationstates, but is there like a place to just hang out and get to know people. A place to just chat and stuff, I dunno. To meet people I guess.
welcome.

Thats good to know. :-)

LOL thanks I'll keep that in mind.
If you like your fingers, you'll keep your windows closed too.

I miss having 10 fingers :(

:eek: They are on a very strict diet.

Seriously, don't do it.
Ever since the UNA incident.. :(

welcome.

Thanks :)

Okay, so are you, Sexy Goddesses, are Sexy Goddess yourself?

Someone had to ask it, and that someone is me.

If you like your fingers, you'll keep your windows closed too.

I miss having 10 fingers :(
I'm gonna regret this...
Alright, if you're missing all your fingers, what are you using to type?

Welcome to our large, dysfunctional family!

Enjoy your stay! :D

If you like your fingers, you'll keep your windows closed too.

I miss having 10 fingers :(

LOL I'll keep that in mind. you poor thing. thanks for the advice.

Ok Im just new to nationstates, but is there like a place to just hang out and get to know people. A place to just chat and stuff, I dunno. To meet people I guess.
yay! new person! this is a fun hangy outy place. bit quiet just now but it gets pretty crazy sometimes. welcome!:D

I'm gonna regret this...
Alright, if you're missing all your fingers, what are you using to type?
They didn't say that they were missing all of their fingers, but that they missed having all of them.

Okay, so are you, Sexy Goddesses, are Sexy Goddess yourself?

Someone had to ask it, and that someone is me.

So I've been told but I have yet to believe it...

I'm gonna regret this...
Alright, if you're missing all your fingers, what are you using to type?
I use my.. um.. you know.. that.. thing..

Yes, that.

yay! new person! this is a fun hangy outy place. bit quiet just now but it gets pretty crazy sometimes. welcome!:D

Awesome, thanks

So I've been told but I have yet to believe it...
pic??

So I've been told but I have yet to believe it...

Post a picture and let we, the people of NSG, decide! :cool:

I use my.. um.. you know.. that.. thing..

Yes, that.
oh yeah that thing. I know that.

I use my.. um.. you know.. that.. thing..

Yes, that.
Yes, yes, I KNEW I was going to regret asking. I know better than asking you but...

I blaim the drugs.

They didn't say that they were missing all of their fingers, but that they missed having all of them.
Just.. never over think how I make the fluffles.. come up.

oh yeah that thing. I know that.
;)

I'm not putting a pic up coz i dont think im hot and i dont want to have that theory confirmed so we'll just leave it shall we.

Yes, yes, I KNEW I was going to regret asking. I know better than asking you but...

I blaim the drugs.
Impossible! NSG is sooo drug free.

*rolls a joint*

Impossible! NSG is sooo drug free.

*rolls a joint*

ha ha funny

I'm not putting a pic up coz i dont think im hot and i dont want to have that theory confirmed so we'll just leave it shall we.
but but...but...


Well crap...

but but...but...


Well crap...

Just coz u wanna perve, LOL

Just coz u wanna perve, LOL
:eek: Hey, I am appaled by the very implication!

I'm not putting a pic up coz i dont think im hot and i dont want to have that theory confirmed so we'll just leave it shall we.

Oh come on, you know you want to.

You'd get instantly famous and everyone here would respect you deeply.

:eek: Hey, I am appaled by the very implication!
HAH!

Her first day here and she already knows about you!

Oh come on, you know you want to.

You'd get instantly famous and everyone here would respect you deeply.
That's why I was pulling for the pic. Right there, don't you want to be deeply respected, and stuff!

Oh come on, you know you want to.

You'd get instantly famous and everyone here would respect you deeply.
The idea is not to scare away new people. How else shall we get our required daily intake?

HAH!

Her first day here and she already knows about you!
Hey, shut up, you didn't have to give it away like that! :rolleyes:

Oh come on, you know you want to.

You'd get instantly famous and everyone here would respect you deeply.
And all tat jazz

deeply respected? Hmm as nice as it sounds I think I might hold off for awhile. Im kinda shy I guess. I dunno. I mean it is my first day.

LOL, already people pining for a pic.

Heh, welcome, stranger.

Hey, shut up, you didn't have to give it away like that! :rolleyes:
*hides sign that has "PERV" and an arrow painted on it*

*hides sign that has "PERV" and an arrow painted on it*
Thank you. :rolleyes:

That's all I wanted

deeply respected? Hmm as nice as it sounds I think I might hold off for awhile. Im kinda shy I guess. I dunno. I mean it is my first day.

I understand.

How about we compromise: instead of posting your picture for everyone to see, you could just send one to me by telegram.

See, we'll start off nice and slow, just like normal people.

If you like your fingers, you'll keep your windows closed too.

I miss having 10 fingers :(
you'll get those fingers back as soon as you give me my cookies dammit!:mad:

LOL, already people pining for a pic.

Heh, welcome, stranger.
The stranger is sleeping in your room tonight, so clean up.

LOL, already people pining for a pic.

Heh, welcome, stranger.
thank you and noone is getting a pic yet, ok. maybe soon but not today

I understand.

How about we compromise: instead of posting your picture for everyone to see, you could just send one to me by telegram.

See, we'll start off nice and slow, just like normal people.
right, exactly like normal people.




cheater

I suggest you don't post a picture at all.

As someone who has been there and done that, I don't recommend it :rolleyes:

(Plus, you create a kinda mystery about yourself, which is fun ;))

Alright, so I guess we should show around.

This is the living room. (http://members.tripod.com/VCCSpectrum/trashedLR.jpg) Just make yourself comfortable. This is the kitchen. (http://www.r-a-y.org/albums/co03/im000955.sized.jpg) You can mark your food if you want, but that just means they'll have a name to add to "Screw you!" when someone eats it.
We just have this half-bath (http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~rajwar/base/PICS/outhouse.jpg). To get clean you have to use the hose on the side.

But for some reason people come back from that dirtier than they started. (http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8475/lunaticgoofballs0xt8ru.jpg)

Have fun.

right exactly like normal people.




cheater


I read a book about normal people once. This is the kind of thing they'd do.

But for some reason people come back from that dirtier than they started. (http://img143.exs.cx/img143/6396/lunaticgoofballs0xt.jpg)

Have fun.
:D

ps...your first pic doesn't work (damn tripod)

The stranger is sleeping in your room tonight, so clean up.

o.o

Meh there's always the spare room.

I suggest you don't post a picture at all.

As someone who has been there and done that, I don't recommend it :rolleyes:

(Plus, you create a kinda mystery about yourself, which is fun ;))

Hahaha. :p

Thank you. :rolleyes:

That's all I wanted
*puts neon signs up*

o.o

Meh there's always the spare room.

trash and dirty laundry makes such a good pillow.

I'm partial to the pizza boxes and liquor bottles.

*puts neon signs up*
:sniper:

well, now that that's done with.

wait, :sniper: ... :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

ok, now we're good.

Hahaha. :p

What? :p

you'll get those fingers back as soon as you give me my cookies dammit!:mad:
Never!

*cracks whip and throws wooden chair*

Never!

*cracks whip and throws wooden chair*
*slips ruffys finger into Wendy's chili*

*enjoys free frostys 6 months later*

Never!

*cracks whip and throws wooden chair*
how can you throw a chair with no fingers? :confused:

:D

ps...your first pic doesn't work (damn tripod)
I had to click refresh, but anyway, I've replaced it so it should. Just look at the name in the link, you'll get it...

*slips ruffys finger into Wendy's chili*

*enjoys free frostys 6 months later*
YAY!! The American Legal System in action!

I had to click refresh, but anyway, I've replaced it so it should. Just look at the name in the link, you'll get it...
psht...thats clean.

In other news, there is currently a stack of crap on my bed that I have spooned with for the last week. You want trashed? Yeah.

What will be scary is when the trash wants to be big spoon:eek:

Mystery, yeah I like the sound of that. Hey my first thread is alread 5 pages long, lol Yay i feel loved. he he he thanks to everyone who's posted, for making me feel so welcome... I appreciate it.

Mystery, yeah I like the sound of that. Hey my first thread is alread 5 pages long, lol Yay i feel loved. he he he thanks to everyone who's posted, for making me feel so welcome... I appreciate it.
Oh, no problem

trash and dirty laundry makes such a good pillow.

I'm partial to the pizza boxes and liquor bottles.

There was a pic floating around a while ago of my room, heh...

What? :p


Oh, nothing....i'm not looking at anybody in particular... ;)

Hi. I'm new as well. Not intending to hijack the thread (though it looks as though that's been done already), just saying hello.

And personally, I already think you guys are insane. But that's a good thing. I think I'm going to like it here.

That said, I'm heading to bed.

Night.

Hi. I'm new as well. Not intending to hijack the thread (though it looks as though that's been done already), just saying hello.

And personally, I already think you guys are insane. But that's a good thing. I think I'm going to like it here.

That said, I'm heading to bed.

Night.
nice blue type. You just fried my eyes... :mad:

psht...thats clean.

In other news, there is currently a stack of crap on my bed that I have spooned with for the last week. You want trashed? Yeah.

What will be scary is when the trash wants to be big spoon:eek:
I totally do that. It's why when I've had a choice I've always slept on a coach, so I can tuck up against the back. Now I just wrap myself around a blanket and what ever else is near. Never could make it work with a chick, though-couldn't figure out a solution to the face full of hair.


Maybe a bald chick...hmm...

There was a pic floating around a while ago of my room, heh...

hmm...must have missed that one.

Lets just say that I've "unpacked" from school. And by unpacked, I mean I've taken about 5 boxes of stuff and dumped them on my floor. The laundry has conquored the hall, and assored food and drink stuff, as well as some books and DVDs, has taken up the bed.

I totally do that. It's why when I've had a choice I've always slept on a coach, so I can tuck up against the back. Now I just wrap myself around a blanket and what ever else is near. Never could make it work with a chick, though-couldn't figure out a solution to the face full of hair.


Maybe a bald chick...hmm...
Last night, I actually slept in my hammock (yes, I have a hammock in my bedroom).

And yes, I feel the pain with the whole hair thing...I did break out the line on my ex "I am one, your hair is many"

Oh, nothing....i'm not looking at anybody in particular... ;)

Sure :p

:fluffle:

I totally do that. It's why when I've had a choice I've always slept on a coach, so I can tuck up against the back. Now I just wrap myself around a blanket and what ever else is near. Never could make it work with a chick, though-couldn't figure out a solution to the face full of hair.


Maybe a bald chick...hmm...

now that would be attractive

Alright, so I guess we should show around.

This is the living room. (http://members.tripod.com/VCCSpectrum/trashedLR.jpg) Just make yourself comfortable. This is the kitchen. (http://www.r-a-y.org/albums/co03/im000955.sized.jpg) You can mark your food if you want, but that just means they'll have a name to add to "Screw you!" when someone eats it.
We just have this half-bath (http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~rajwar/base/PICS/outhouse.jpg). To get clean you have to use the hose on the side.

But for some reason people come back from that dirtier than they started. (http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8475/lunaticgoofballs0xt8ru.jpg)

Have fun.
Don't forget the pool (http://www.poolandspa.com/images/loop18a.jpg), or the basement (http://www.sanctuarylifestyle.com/images/dungeon-tour/front_dungeon_wide_view_a.jpg).

Don't forget the pool (http://www.poolandspa.com/images/loop18a.jpg), or the basement (http://www.sanctuarylifestyle.com/images/dungeon-tour/front_dungeon_wide_view_a.jpg).
Oh, but how could we forget? They both have such undefinable charm!

I totally do that. It's why when I've had a choice I've always slept on a coach, so I can tuck up against the back. Now I just wrap myself around a blanket and what ever else is near. Never could make it work with a chick, though-couldn't figure out a solution to the face full of hair.


Maybe a bald chick...hmm...
You got to place yourself just a little higher up on the bed and then tuck her head under your chin. Takes care of the hair problem and ladies seem to like it.

*slips ruffys finger into Wendy's chili*

*enjoys free frostys 6 months later*
:eek:

*walks over to the bar and mixes herelf a tequila sunrise*

Hmmm yummy

*stares at Sexy Goddesses with a lip-licking leer*

Last night, I actually slept in my hammock (yes, I have a hammock in my bedroom).

And yes, I feel the pain with the whole hair thing...I did break out the line on my ex "I am one, your hair is many"
You have a hammock in your bedroom? You totally rule.

hmm...must have missed that one.

Lets just say that I've "unpacked" from school. And by unpacked, I mean I've taken about 5 boxes of stuff and dumped them on my floor. The laundry has conquored the hall, and assored food and drink stuff, as well as some books and DVDs, has taken up the bed.
You know, since brother has come home, I can't find my clothes.. And his furniture! The horror of having someone come home and dump their entire appartment on you! Horror!

And the nerve, he leaves s to suffer with it while he just left for Punta Cona.. or something.. near.. Cuba?

You college student suck.

Don't forget the pool (http://www.poolandspa.com/images/loop18a.jpg), or the basement (http://www.sanctuarylifestyle.com/images/dungeon-tour/front_dungeon_wide_view_a.jpg).
Just please stay out of my room (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6050035.jpg), or you might suffer the same fate as Mr. Peanut.

You got to place yourself just a little higher up on the bed and then tuck her head under your chin. Takes care of the hair problem and ladies seem to like it.
Now I don't have to date Sinead (http://www.dreamwater.com/women/theresles/sinead.jpg) O'Connor or that freaky Star Trek chick! (http://nicole.ardfamilyco-op.net/som/SOMGlamourPussMonsumIlia.gif)

Now I just need a new chick to try that on. Or a Wayback Machine. (http://beyondtherim.meisheid.com/wp-images/wayback.jpg)-no, wait-that would be a horrible idea...

Now I don't have to date Sinead (http://www.dreamwater.com/women/theresles/sinead.jpg) O'Connor or that freaky Star Trek chick! (http://nicole.ardfamilyco-op.net/som/SOMGlamourPussMonsumIlia.gif)

Now I just need a new chick to try that on. Or a Wayback Machine. (http://beyondtherim.meisheid.com/wp-images/wayback.jpg)-no, wait-that would be a horrible idea...
hmmm...Looking at those pics, I think the bald chick idea may be a bad idea.

Oh, but how could we forget? They both have such undefinable charm!
We had a good designer and pool cleaner :)

You have a hammock in your bedroom? You totally rule.
haha...yeah. It's just cut out of that pic I posted...but I got it in Costa Rica a few years back. Great to sleep in.

Actually, one day in winter, I got bored, so I blasted the heat to 80, made a margarita, wore sunglasses and a bathing suit, and blasted "Margaritaville" and "Kokomo". My dad walked in to ask why it was so hot, and walked out without saying a word, shaking his head. I think he was proud.

You know, since brother has come home, I can't find my clothes.. And his furniture! The horror of having someone come home and dump their entire appartment on you! Horror!

And the nerve, he leaves s to suffer with it while he just left for Punta Cona.. or something.. near.. Cuba?

You college student suck.
we do what we want.;)

Just please stay out of my room (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6050035.jpg), or you might suffer the same fate as Mr. Peanut.
That is cleaner than my my room!

*runs upstairs to take pictures*

haha...yeah. It's just cut out of that pic I posted...but I got it in Costa Rica a few years back. Great to sleep in.

Actually, one day in winter, I got bored, so I blasted the heat to 80, made a margarita, wore sunglasses and a bathing suit, and blasted "Margaritaville" and "Kokomo". My dad walked in to ask why it was so hot, and walked out without saying a word, shaking his head. I think he was proud.
Who wouldn't be proud of that?
What self respecting man would not want to partake in this event?

We had a good designer and pool cleaner :)
Oddly enough, the same guy...

Oddly enough, the same guy...
A man of many talents...


Or maybe none.

we do what we want.;)
You damn bastards bring everything home but the booze :(

Oddly enough, the same guy...
Found him at walmart :)

You damn bastards bring everything home but the booze :(
haha...look closely at the pic of my room...in the general area of my computer, there are 15 empty alcohol bottles, ranging from beer bottles to a handle of Jack.

It came home...it just didn't last long.

haha...look closely at the pic of my room...in the general area of my computer, there are 15 empty alcohol bottles, ranging from beer bottles to a handle of Jack.

It came home...it just didn't last long.
So they can't blame you for not trying.

Just please stay out of my room (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v306/zbronto/P6050035.jpg), or you might suffer the same fate as Mr. Peanut.
Mr. Peanut! Alright, you-we're prepared to listen to your demands, we don't want anyone to get hurt. We just want Mr. Peanut to be safe...I will NOT lose another corperate mascot. Not on my watch, you hear me? NOT ON MY WATCH!

Ahem...I mean...


nothing

That is cleaner than my my room!

*runs upstairs to take pictures*
haha...the bed area is much much worse.

Found him at walmart :)
We've told him that if he does a good job we'll give him his cats back. We're not sure if he actually ever had cats, but then we're not really sure if he's doing a good job, so we're in the clear...

Mr. Peanut! Alright, you-we're prepared to listen to your demands, we don't want anyone to get hurt. We just want Mr. Peanut to be safe...I will NOT lose another corperate mascot die. Not on my watch, you hear me? NOT ON MY WATCH!

Ahem...I mean...


nothing
Wait, wait, he has Mr. Peanut?

YOU BASTARD GIVE HIM BACK

That is an icon of capitalism, and he will not die! Send us the top hat as a gesture of goodwill, and we won't have to send in the special forces! :mad:

Mr. Peanut! Alright, you-we're prepared to listen to your demands, we don't want anyone to get hurt. We just want Mr. Peanut to be safe...I will NOT lose another corperate mascot die. Not on my watch, you hear me? NOT ON MY WATCH!

Ahem...I mean...


nothing
haha...there is (of course) a fun little story about that guy.

so we were driving around one night, and we see him on a cul de sac. So we decide to steal him. I jump out of my car, grab it, and we toss him in the back seat. Get him into my room. Life is good. I have my friends over for the night, and my friend walks into my room and yells "CHARLIE!". I'm confused, and say "who?". Appearently, Mr. Peanut was made by my friends dad, and was named Charlie by said friend. It was stolen out of their front yard a few years ago, never to be seen again, untill appearing in my room. I was told I was a good, loving owner, and therefore, was allowed to keep the poor fella. Who was then shot with an airsoft gun that very night (hence the red splatters)

So they can't blame you for not trying.
they could try to check me into the good ol' betty ford tho...

haha...there is (of course) a fun little story about that guy.

so we were driving around one night, and we see him on a cul de sac. So we decide to steal him. I jump out of my car, grab it, and we toss him in the back seat. Get him into my room. Life is good. I have my friends over for the night, and my friend walks into my room and yells "CHARLIE!". I'm confused, and say "who?". Appearently, Mr. Peanut was made by my friends dad, and was named Charlie by said friend. It was stolen out of their front yard a few years ago, never to be seen again, untill appearing in my room. I was told I was a good, loving owner, and therefore, was allowed to keep the poor fella. Who was then shot with an airsoft gun that very night (hence the red splatters)
Dear God... we're too late...

I can't believe you killed him... :eek: :( :mad:

DIE!!! :sniper: :sniper:

Oh God, Mr. PEAAAAAAAAAANUUUUTTTT!!! he had so much potential...:(

they could try to check me into the good ol' betty ford tho...
Would it really make a difference?

Would it really make a difference?
probably not...

*takes swig of wine*

nope. no it wouldn't.

probably not...

*takes swig of wine*

nope. no it wouldn't.
meh, hopefully it isn't bad enough that you really need to check into a place like that.

*waits for photobucket to load*

While we wait.. did you know Mr. Peanut was born around this area of PA? Quite kewl.

Still loading.. shouldn't be too long..

*whistles*

Soo... *cough*

Yep..

*mummble* come on..

So.. how bout this weather?

Yeah..

Any damn minute now..

:headbang:

5 minutse later..

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

..

OH THANK GOD.

Oh mgdgfdgsdtret43trtg... it didn't load two pictures..

Hold on..

THERE

http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/bedroom/

The pics with the white walls are where I am now.. the others is my room.

Nice tv.

Isn't it great that this welcome thread has become a 100 post, show us you place thread? I think it is.

haha...the bed area is much much worse.
Pfft, I still win.

Nice tv.

Isn't it great that this welcome thread has become a 100 post, show us you place thread? I think it is.
It's typical NSG :p

Pfft, I still win.
ehhh... I can't wait to get to college

Nice tv.

Isn't it great that this welcome thread has become a 100 post, show us you place thread? I think it is.
And the actual new person hasn't posted in a while...

It's typical NSG :p
Oh I know. :cool:

This is a great place, especially when we don't have anything pressing to talk about.

And the actual new person hasn't posted in a while...
They aren't on anymore

They aren't on anymore
Pfff. Quitters.

ehhh... I can't wait to get to college
I'm fine with being in highschool :)

Pfff. Quitters.
Hey, it's 3 in the morning here, I should be quitting.

Oh I know. :cool:

This is a great place, especially when we don't have anything pressing to talk about.
NSG is my zoloft ;)

NSG is my zoloft ;)
:D

Those commercials are an acid trip in themselves.

ahh, those little ovals, with moodswings... priceless

Hey, it's 3 in the morning here, I should be quitting.
No, stay up.

Plus, it's 4:01 am here, and I'm not tired.. heh.

Weird side note:
Ever play a sax? That wooden thing.. you know how they taste? Well my mouth tastes like that. Mmm.

:D

Those commercials are an acid trip in themselves.

ahh, those little ovals, with moodswings... priceless
I never see them anymore :(

No, stay up.

Plus, it's 4:01 am here, and I'm not tired.. heh.

Weird side note:
Ever play a sax? That wooden thing.. you know how they taste? Well my mouth tastes like that. Mmm.
I play sax. Somehow in this instance I'm pretty sure I didn't want to admit that...

Crazy time travelers from the near future. Living in that wacky world of 2 to 3 hours from now...

No, stay up.

Plus, it's 4:01 am here, and I'm not tired.. heh.

Weird side note:
Ever play a sax? That wooden thing.. you know how they taste? Well my mouth tastes like that. Mmm.
The reeds?
No, I haven't but I know a lot of people who do. I'm a brass person myself.

I play sax. Somehow in this instance I'm pretty sure I didn't want to admit that...

Crazy time travelers from the near future. Living in that wacky world of 2 to 3 hours from now...
*pats you on head*

Any future things you'd like to know?

I never see them anymore :(
Maybe you need some Zoloft to deal with the pain and confusion of not seeing the commercial anymore.


OH
MY
GOD...that was the real reason they ran the commercial, to get us depressed when they pulled the line!! Those pharmacutical geniuses, or evil masterminds, or ad agencies.

I have underestimated these people for too long, from now on I will be more wary!

The reeds?
No, I haven't but I know a lot of people who do. I'm a brass person myself.
Not trying to be perverted.. but.. go suck on one, they taste good.

*pats you on head*

Any future things you'd like to know?
Wouldn't that mess with the space-time continuum? You all saw Back to the Future, you know...

Maybe you need some Zoloft to deal with the pain and confusion of not seeing the commercial anymore.


OH
MY
GOD...that was the real reason they ran the commercial, to get us depressed when they pulled the line!! Those pharmacutical geniuses, or evil masterminds, or ad agencies.

I have underestimated these people for too long, from now on I will be more wary!
*gasps*

:(

*crawls on floor*

I neeeed zooooloft.

*cries*

Not trying to be perverted.. but.. go suck on one, they taste good.
Maybe I will :)

Hmm... No, I'd have to steal one from my friends, and they would find out.

Wouldn't that mess with the space-time continuum? You all saw Back to the Future, you know...
Shhhh

*gasps*

:(

*crawls on floor*

I neeeed zooooloft.

*cries*
Exactly, that's been their plan all along. This is genius on the par of all the evil geniuses, maybe this needs to go into the evil genius hall of fame. *writes quick memo to the EGHOF about this diabolical scheme*

Hehehehehhehehheeh...yes

I finally got a special title.

cool

*pats you on head*

Any future things you'd like to know?
Are there flying cars yet? Because if there aren't any flying cars, I'm just gonna watch television...




Who am I kidding...I'd watch TV anyway...

Wouldn't that mess with the space-time continuum? You all saw Back to the Future, you know...
Oh yeah-who want's to come back in time and be thier own mommy?


Wait...

Are there flying cars yet? Because if there aren't any flying cars, I'm just gonna watch television...




Who am I kidding...I'd watch TV anyway...
You won't be watching tv, the images will be watching you!



Wait, that didn't really make any sense...I need sleep

Oh yeah-who want's to come back in time and be thier own mommy?


Wait...
Now that would be hard. Much harder than being your own dad.

You won't be watching tv, the images will be watching you!



Wait, that didn't really make any sense...I need sleep
I knew it-in the future Yakoff Smirnov has taken over the world, and he's handed out parcels of land to Ray Jay...we'll live in a horrible world of one note comedy routines!!! The horro-


eh, I guess it could be worse...

Maybe I will :)

Hmm... No, I'd have to steal one from my friends, and they would find out.
Do it!

I can't believe you've just sat up all night talking about...well, nothing really. :p

Hello Ms New Shy Person and Mr New Bright Blue Text Person.

*Waves*

Do it!
maybe I will

Are there flying cars yet? Because if there aren't any flying cars, I'm just gonna watch television...




Who am I kidding...I'd watch TV anyway...
No, but Bush dies from choking on a pretzle shaped quail.

No, but Bush dies from choking on a pretzle shaped quail.
hmm... it's like the twilight zone, there's a twist on reality.

The question is when?

I can't believe you've just sat up all night talking about...well, nothing really. :p

Hello Ms New Shy Person and Mr New Bright Blue Text Person.

*Waves*
*hugs post coun----I mean.. ego*

*hugs post coun----I mean.. ego*
I know the feeling

*hugs post coun----I mean.. ego*
What time is it there? It must be nearly time when you'd be getting up, surely?

maybe I will
Ask first :p

Ask first :p
Well, I'm sure that there are some which they aren't going to use

hmm... it's like the twilight zone, there's a twist on reality.

The question is when?
This answer is.. whenever you turn on CNN :P

What time is it there? It must be nearly time when you'd be getting up, surely?
It is 4:34am, not even tired..

It is 4:34am, not even tired..
Heh. It's 9:36 here, I am tired, and I'm the one who's just gotten up. :p

Well, I'm sure that there are some which they aren't going to use
"Hey, can I suck on a piece of your wood?"

"..WHAT?"

;)

This answer is.. whenever you turn on CNN :P
*Opening of the Twilight Zone theme*

*Bongo roll*

"I will never turn on CNN again..."

*Brass Rip*



*Fade to black...*

Heh. It's 9:36 here, I am tired, and I'm the one who's just gotten up. :p
*brews coffee*

"Hey, can I suck on a piece of your wood?"

"..WHAT?"

;)
hmm...maybe I won't ask it exactly that way. That would be a great joke though, for a sitcom. If there ever was a sitcom that had a musicien audience.
*Thinks about the probability of this happening*
Well, forget it.

*brews coffee*
I've just had one. Cheap, tasteless coffee with virtually no caffeine in whatsoever. :mad:

I hate getting up early. As far as I'm concerned, the day shouldn't start before midday.

*Opening of the Twilight Zone theme*

*Bongo roll*

"I will never turn on CNN again..."

*Brass Rip*



*Fade to black...*
Mwahaahahaha

I've just had one. Cheap, tasteless coffee with virtually no caffeine in whatsoever. :mad:

I hate getting up early. As far as I'm concerned, the day shouldn't start before midday.
I've had to get up at 6am each weekday all this school year. It has sucked majorly.

Mwahaahahaha
Looking at that quote, I think I used way too many stars. It looks ridiculous

hmm...maybe I won't ask it exactly that way. That would be a great joke though, for a sitcom. If there ever was a sitcom that had a musicien audience.
*Thinks about the probability of this happening*
Well, forget it.
*calls FOX*

I've just had one. Cheap, tasteless coffee with virtually no caffeine in whatsoever. :mad:

I hate getting up early. As far as I'm concerned, the day shouldn't start before midday.
I only drink Goya espresso, the strong shit, yeah :cool:

*calls FOX*
YOU BASTARD!!!
*Calls NBC*

*Thinks about it*

*Puts phone down and cries*

That's going to be the next American Idol and I'm not going to see a penny of it...

DAMN YOU IL RUFFINO!!!!

I only drink Goya espresso, the strong shit, yeah :cool:
I don't drink coffee at all.

I've had to get up at 6am each weekday all this school year. It has sucked majorly.
Me too, thank god school is over!

Me too, thank god school is over!
That's why I'm on right now, just to celebrate.

Although I do have to work tomorrow...Oh well

YOU BASTARD!!!
*Calls NBC*

*Thinks about it*

*Puts phone down and cries*

That's going to be the next American Idol and I'm not going to see a penny of it...

DAMN YOU IL RUFFINO!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I don't drink coffee at all.
Freak.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
:sniper:

Maybe a few snipers will change you mind
:sniper:


:headbang: :headbang:

That's why I'm on right now, just to celebrate.

Although I do have to work tomorrow...Oh well
Hah!

I've just had one. Cheap, tasteless coffee with virtually no caffeine in whatsoever. :mad:

I hate getting up early. As far as I'm concerned, the day shouldn't start before midday.

I like Philosophy already. I'm not partial to waking up before noon, either.

I like blue. Is this better? So it's navy. Oh well. And no, I'm not asleep. Tried, but it's too hot in here.

Hah!
Luckily I can sleep right up until the time that I have to go over there.

I like Philosophy already. I'm not partial to waking up before noon, either.

I like blue. Is this better? So it's navy. Oh well. And no, I'm not asleep. Tried, but it's too hot in here.
What's with the noobs and trying alternate colors for the type? :rolleyes:

Luckily I can sleep right up until the time that I have to go over there.
Whats your job?

welcome, noobs :)

*waves*

Whats your job?
Ohh... I work at a concession stand.

What's with the noobs and trying alternate colors for the type? :rolleyes:
*shrugs*

What's with the noobs and trying alternate colors for the type? :rolleyes:

Don't tell me navy hurts your eyes, too. Is there some reason why I can't like colored text? It's not like I'm using white, or pink, or something. And just because someone is new does not make them a noob. You were new once, too. Everyone was.

welcome, noobs :)

*waves*
:eek:

On topic! omgomgomgomgomg@!

Don't tell me navy hurts your eyes, too. Is there some reason why I can't like colored text? It's not like I'm using white, or pink, or something. And just because someone is new does not make them a noob. You were new once, too. Everyone was.
Umm the fact that you are new makes you a noob. I was a noob once, yes, but I'm not one now.

And I never said there was a problem with using colored text, I just was noticing a correlation.

Ohh... I work at a concession stand.
Selling what?

:eek:

On topic! omgomgomgomgomg@!
:confused: wait...what were we talking about?

Selling what?
food mostly

food mostly
Like?

Like?
y'know hamburgers, hotdogs, pizza, pretzels, fries, stuff like that

:confused: wait...what were we talking about?
:eek:

y'know hamburgers, hotdogs, pizza, pretzels, fries, stuff like that
Never heard of that stuff..

Don't tell me navy hurts your eyes, too. Is there some reason why I can't like colored text? It's not like I'm using white, or pink, or something. And just because someone is new does not make them a noob. You were new once, too. Everyone was.
Pff. I have an old soul...which means I was never new, I mean young.

Or I'm always young. Or I'm about to score with that aging hippie chick.


Or something.

Never heard of that stuff..
Hamburgers= cheese steaks with lower quality meat, no cheese (Though cheeseburgers can have cheese on them) and a different bun. Ketchup and mustard can be applied, as well as other condiments.

Pff. I have an old soul...which means I was never new, I mean young.

Or I'm always young. Or I'm about to score with that aging hippie chick.


Or something.
That's what I meant

Pretzels are dough molded into a twisty looking thing, which looks like a pretzel! If you don't know what fries are, you have no hope at all.

What the hell?

Are these things food?

What the hell?

Are these things food?
actually, they can be used as biological weapons, if handled incorrectly. :D

actually, they can be used as biological weapons, if handled incorrectly. :D
Like with mustard-one minute it's a spicy condiment, the next it's a chocking gas...

Like with mustard-one minute it's a spicy condiment, the next it's a chocking gas...
SSSssssshshssssshhhhhhh!!!

I can't talk about specifics :mad:

actually, they can be used as biological weapons, if handled incorrectly. :D
:p

Umm the fact that you are new makes you a noob. I was a noob once, yes, but I'm not one now.

And I never said there was a problem with using colored text, I just was noticing a correlation.

Someone who is new is not necessarily a noob.

Newbie:

A person new to a game, concept, or forum. Not to be confused with n00b, a stupid person. Newbies are just new.

Now that's a bit of a strong take on the idea of noob, but you should get the point. A newbie is someone who doesn't know anything, who may or may not know it but normally does, and who is normally willing to learn.

A noob is someone who doesn't know anything, refuses to admit it, and is unwilling to learn. Not to mention, most noobs think they know everything. Not all, just most. Hence, people refer to noobs as stupid. Noobs are not necessarily new; you just find more of them in groups of new people.

Not all noobs are newbies. Not all newbies are noobs.

Actually, you did imply there was a problem with colored text. You said my blue text fried your eyes. So I changed to navy, thinking that would help.

Maybe this post will reenforce your thinking on my being a noob. Hopefully it won't. But I'm amazed how many people still don't know the difference between noobs and newbies-or maybe they just don't care. And I'm not going to just sit here and let you call me a moron when there is a proper, non-insulting term that can be used: newbie.

I'm not here for an argument. I'm not sure why you seem to have targeted me, but I assure you I bear no ill will towards you, regardless. Just making a point.

And pretzels are quite tasty.

SSSssssshshssssshhhhhhh!!!

I can't talk about specifics :mad:
Or olives, that are poisoniuos unless their treated...who was that convinced that olives would be tasty? Who wanted it that bad? Who'd he sucker into eating the first one? Or the fifth that finally worked...

SSSssssshshssssshhhhhhh!!!

I can't talk about specifics :mad:
What are you planning?




:eek:

Someone who is new is not necessarily a noob.

Newbie:

A person new to a game, concept, or forum. Not to be confused with n00b, a stupid person. Newbies are just new.

Now that's a bit of a strong take on the idea of noob, but you should get the point. A newbie is someone who doesn't know anything, who may or may not know it but normally does, and who is normally willing to learn.

A noob is someone who doesn't know anything, refuses to admit it, and is unwilling to learn. Not to mention, most noobs think they know everything. Not all, just most. Hence, people refer to noobs as stupid. Noobs are not necessarily new; you just find more of them in groups of new people.

Not all noobs are newbies. Not all newbies are noobs.

Actually, you did imply there was a problem with colored text. You said my blue text fried your eyes. So I changed to navy, thinking that would help.

Maybe this post will reenforce your thinking on my being a noob. Hopefully it won't. But I'm amazed how many people still don't know the difference between noobs and newbies-or maybe they just don't care. And I'm not going to just sit here and let you call me a moron when there is a proper, non-insulting term that can be used: newbie.

I'm not here for an argument. I'm not sure why you seem to have targeted me, but I assure you I bear no ill will towards you, regardless. Just making a point.

And pretzels are quite tasty.
*Sigh*
The noob's getting pissed...


Seriously, ur making a freaking Mt. Everest out of a molehill

What are you planning?




:eek:
Didn't I just say that I couldn't talk specifics? :rolleyes:

Didn't I just say that I couldn't talk specifics? :rolleyes:
:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
hehe 200th post in a welcome thread :cool:
EDIT: I'm just waiting for the blue demon's response...

hehe 200th post in a welcome thread :cool:
EDIT: I'm just waiting for the blue demon's response...
:p

Alright, well I'll see you all later.
I'm going to pass out if I don't go to sleep, so g'night.

P.S. I know it's later where you are Ruffy, but... :rolleyes: eh forget it.

*blushes as she reads her first thread*

200 posts, nicely done if i do say so myself.

Well if you are truly a sexy goddess, then you can come over to this dark alley and hang out with me ;)

Well if you are truly a sexy goddess, then you can come over to this dark alley and hang out with me ;)

*blushes*

Hmm what an offer. Leave my nice comfy lounge for a dark alley... I'll think about it...

*blushes as she reads her first thread*

200 posts, nicely done if i do say so myself.
Welcome...

Have you gotten your gun and your manual yet? You should read through it - making any mistakes here could be fatal.

That said, good luck. You'll do fine ;)

Oh, and watch out for the penguins. It's a conspiracy, very hush-hush and all, they don't like to be interrupted.

Welcome...

Have you gotten your gun and your manual yet? You should read through it - making any mistakes here could be fatal.

That said, good luck. You'll do fine ;)

Oh, and watch out for the penguins. It's a conspiracy, very hush-hush and all, they don't like to be interrupted.

Yes Ive been browsing the manual. its quite informative. And the penguins huh? Cool, I'll keep that in mind... Thanks :cool:

Yes Ive been browsing the manual. its quite informative. And the penguins huh? Cool, I'll keep that in mind... Thanks :cool:
You're welcome.

And since you're new here, here's an extra weapon (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html) - mind you, it's only to be used in an emergency.

Chocolate?
*Offers chocolate*

You're welcome.

And since you're new here, here's an extra weapon (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html) - mind you, it's only to be used in an emergency.

Chocolate?
*Offers chocolate*

*smiles and takes a piece*

Mmmmm, thanks...

Hi, I'm a n00b too!!! So you should come with me to the dark alley!

Right?:D


Oh, and life is a box of chocolates (http://www.aspoonfulofsugar.net/blog/images/choc_tasting.JPG). Pick me, the good one.

:p

Oh, and watch out for the penguins. It's a conspiracy, very hush-hush and all, they don't like to be interrupted.

Gotta introduce you to Barry then. He's the fat penguin. You know, the one whos always 5 minutes late out of the canteen. He loves a little natter, proper chatter box he is. Tell you something, he doesn't half have some good stories on the other lot...although it's kinda bad to talk about them behind their back. That said there was one time where he said that Maureen had watched a programme about how to determine, when in the wild, the sex of kippers, with Neville. Of course one thing led to another and they spent the afternoon decorating the walls and eating take away. They spilled a load on the carpet, the clumsy fools. They had to get rid of it of course and they brought in nice shag pile for in front of the fire. Them crazy penguins... you can see why they don't want to be interrupted really. Think of the scandal.

*volunteers to be the moderator of the Dark Alley*

Hey, I have my own stick... I can beat people with it if they get "out of hand"!

Gotta introduce you to Barry then. He's the fat penguin. You know, the one whos always 5 minutes late out of the canteen. He loves a little natter, proper chatter box he is. Tell you something, he doesn't half have some good stories on the other lot...although it's kinda bad to talk about them behind their back. That said there was one time where he said that Maureen had watched a programme about how to determine, when in the wild, the sex of kippers, with Neville. Of course one thing led to another and and they spent the afternoon decorating the walls and eating take away. The spilled a load on the carpet. They had to get rid of it of course and they brought in nice shag pile for in front of the fire. Them crazy penguins... you can see why they don't want to be interrupted really. Think of the scandal.

I can only imagine

*smiles*

No way Im moderator of the dark alley... Its only fair, LOL. I bet i have a bigger stick then you, lol, hmmmm that sounded kinda bad, lol

I can only imagine

Indeed. Gravlen just wants to keep an aura around the penguins so that he can one day rule them and take over the world.

Indeed. Gravlen just wants to keep an aura around the penguins so that he can one day rule them and take over the world.
"One day"? :confused:

Taking over the world is sooo much work. I'll get back to it later. :)

"One day"? :confused:

Taking over the world is sooo much work. I'll get back to it later. :)

LOL, can i help you ;)

*blushes*

Hmm what an offer. Leave my nice comfy lounge for a dark alley... I'll think about it...


Wait...thats not supposed to happen...Where's the mace and the tazer?!?!?

Wait...thats not supposed to happen...Where's the mace and the tazer?!?!?

where's the what and the what?

*smiles*

No way Im moderator of the dark alley... Its only fair, LOL. I bet i have a bigger stick then you, lol, hmmmm that sounded kinda bad, lol


:eek:

where's the what and the what?


Mace/Mase (pepper spray) and taser/tazer ( an electric gun of sorts)

Mace/Mase (pepper spray) and taser/tazer ( an electric gun of sorts)

LOL fair enuf. r u saying i need them?

LOL fair enuf. r u saying i need them?


Well me..and the whole dark alley thing... :p

"One day"? :confused:

Taking over the world is sooo much work. I'll get back to it later. :)

Hence why you leave the penguins to do it :p

Well me..and the whole dark alley thing... :p

im a big girl, i can take care of myself. LOL.

Well me..and the whole dark alley thing... :p

With a big stick too ;)

im a big girl, i can take care of myself. LOL.


hah. Seems almost like you are inviting trouble..

With a big stick too ;)


Oh yeah..That too :)

*smiles*

No way Im moderator of the dark alley... Its only fair, LOL. I bet i have a bigger stick then you, lol, hmmmm that sounded kinda bad, lol

My stick is 3'4". How big is yours?

hah. Seems almost like you are inviting trouble..


trouble isnt always a bad thing... it can be rather fun...

My stick is 3'4". How big is yours?

Quite a nice stick there ;)

Ever thought of doing porn with that bad boy :p

Ok Im just new to nationstates, but is there like a place to just hang out and get to know people. A place to just chat and stuff, I dunno. To meet people I guess.
Hello. First thread and already spamming? AWESOME! Nice to meet you. :D

LOL, can i help you ;)
But of course! Any volunteers to my quest for world domination is greatly appreciated!

Say... You wouldn't happen to have an axe handy by the way, would you?

My stick is 3'4". How big is yours?

lol i duno, bigger then that, lol

trouble isnt always a bad thing... it can be rather fun...


My oh my...either you are a tease, or a male puppet trying to get some young boys' hopes up ;)

Hello. First thread and already spamming? AWESOME! Nice to meet you. :D

nice to meet you too

My oh my...either you are a tease, or a male puppet trying to get some young boys' hopes up ;)

well im not a male puppet...

But of course! Any volunteers to my quest for world domination is greatly appreciated!

Say... You wouldn't happen to have an axe handy by the way, would you?

i mite be able to find one, why?

Hello. First thread and already spamming? AWESOME! Nice to meet you. :D

Grab a big stick and join in!

>.>

i mite be able to find one, why?
To hack every other guy's dick off so he can keep you all to himself, of course. :p

To hack every other guy's dick off so he can keep you all to himself, of course. :p

lol thats funny

Grab a big stick and join in!

>.>
It's okay. I'll stick with my gun, thank you.

well im not a male puppet...


Im sure. You know, I haven't DCD around today... ;)

I gotta go ppls. It was good talking to u all. see ya's later. xxx

Im sure. You know, I haven't DCD around today... ;)

*Straight face* He's of playing with his large stick. (http://www.ymcasp.org.vt.edu/fl/g1/Ficke%20and%20his%20stick.jpg)

I have arrived, hold the applause

I have arrived, hold the applause

Ohhh look tumbleweed...

i mite be able to find one, why?
Oh, no reason, no particular reason at all. It just might come in handy...
To hack every other guy's dick off so he can keep you all to himself, of course. :p
Tsk. You lack imagination :p

Ohhh look tumbleweed...

I'm hurt :(

I'm just trying to see how everyone's doing.

real men fight with bare hands!! GRRR!!!!