NationStates Jolt Archive


The mystery of the beginning

Londim
04-06-2006, 17:57
WhaaaaT?! (http://xfacts.com/sumerian.htm)

Well according to this article we were once slaves to a superior alien race and did not evolve but genetically created. Read and make of it what you will.
Megaloria
04-06-2006, 17:58
WhaaaaT?! (http://xfacts.com/sumerian.htm)

Well according to this article we were once slaves to a superior alien race and did not evolve but genetically created. Read and make of it what you will.

Joke's on them, I'd be the worst slave ever.
Egg and chips
04-06-2006, 17:59
Yes, bow before your alien masters. I am their emissary, and you WILL OBEY ME.

OK: First order:

EVERYONE GO GET DRUNK!
Londim
04-06-2006, 18:07
Yay Alcohol!!!

But the article is kinda interesting. The Sumerians ( the first civilisation apparently from 6000 BC) left documents speaking of the alien masters
Pure Metal
04-06-2006, 18:24
the celts must have known about DNA and our alien masters as well... look :eek:

http://www.celticcladdaghjewelry.com/images/celtic-knots/WCLT101~102.jpg



that 'snakes entwined' bit was horseshit btw...


and this bit

It is one more planet in our solar system



woo its crapness...
Londim
04-06-2006, 19:29
Well we don't exactly know if thre is a tenth planet. Pluto was only found 70 years ago
Quaon
04-06-2006, 19:42
WhaaaaT?! (http://xfacts.com/sumerian.htm)

Well according to this article we were once slaves to a superior alien race and did not evolve but genetically created. Read and make of it what you will.
Aren't those the people who claimed to have cloned a baby?
Londim
04-06-2006, 19:49
Now that I wouldn't know about
MrMopar
04-06-2006, 19:54
I think somebody's been playing KoTOR too much...:rolleyes:
TeHe
04-06-2006, 20:19
Well we don't exactly know if thre is a tenth planet. Pluto was only found 70 years ago

Yes we do
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4730061.stm

So then where did the Aliens come from? Magic?
Barbaric Tribes
04-06-2006, 20:38
well see the thing is, there is an incredably huge ultra ancient text from India that is part of the hindu religion that is about 10 times larger than the Illiad, and its all about humans being enlsaved by an alien race for generations until the humans rise up, and then are helped by another alien race to fight the oppresive ones, and the war lasts for about 20 years I believe, thie war took place about 8,000BC or something like that. I sounds extremely far fetched I know but the show I saw on it was impressive,

Also there have been recordings in the past 2,000 years of metallic objects fighting in the sky around the world using "lighting" and "fire" to shoot eachother down. One particulary huge once over Venice Italy in the middle ages infact.
Vetalia
04-06-2006, 20:40
Umm, no. We evolved from clams and are inhabited by the souls of people called body-thetans who were implanted in us 75 million years ago when Xenu clustered them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs.

For God's sake, I thought this was common knowledge by now! N00bs these days, I swear...
Luporum
04-06-2006, 20:42
There are also books on werewolves, vampires, and sea monsters.

*grabs silver stake and a submarine*
Call to power
04-06-2006, 20:44
but if there’s a beginning there must be an end…wait that’s quite clever

Humans are of course the last remaining survivors of clone troopers from star wars why do you think they look like us and why do you think the Moon is Grey (like a death star!)
New Lofeta
04-06-2006, 21:43
but if there’s a beginning there must be an end…wait that’s quite clever

Humans are of course the last remaining survivors of clone troopers from star wars why do you think they look like us and why do you think the Moon is Grey (like a death star!)

May the Farce be with you...