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How to blow someone off

Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 15:14
How do you blow someone off if you have already told them you will go somewhere with them?

Not like being asked out, but just going somewhere with someone you don't like?



Is honesty the best policy, cos' honestly I don't like being honest to others:p
Psychotic Military
04-06-2006, 15:16
I suppose you could mention that you have a family issue that you need to be present at and that you will obviously tell him well do it next time but you offcouse dont ever commit to the next time
Call to power
04-06-2006, 15:17
tell them you have a herpes flare-up I’ve been telling people that all week :D
Dupitable
04-06-2006, 15:18
Seppuku. Do it on their front lawn and they should take the hint.





Note: This is only a joke. Please don't actualy do it.
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 15:21
tell them you have a herpes flare-up I’ve been telling people that all week :D



To- to another guy?!:eek:
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 15:23
Seppuku. Do it on their front lawn and they should take the hint.





Note: This is only a joke. Please don't actualy do it.


Do I getta sue you if I do it and die?


Oh wait...:(
Call to power
04-06-2006, 15:23
To- to another guy?!:eek:

well tell him you like to walk around naked now that your have herpes with luck he will blow you off!
Demented Hamsters
04-06-2006, 15:23
"I think your mum's really hot"
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 15:27
"I think your mum's really hot"


But he lives in Port! *sorry, regional joke*
[NS]Klonmelia
04-06-2006, 15:27
....totally misread the title of this thread...
Call to power
04-06-2006, 15:30
Klonmelia']....totally misread the title of this thread...

why do you think were all here? I want to know how to blow someone off and I want to know now!!!
Psychotic Military
04-06-2006, 15:31
well tell him you like to walk around naked now that your have herpes with luck he will blow you off!
hahahahah.........now that blowing some1 off
[NS]Liasia
04-06-2006, 15:31
How do you blow someone off if you have already told them you will go somewhere with them?

Not like being asked out, but just going somewhere with someone you don't like?



Is honesty the best policy, cos' honestly I don't like being honest to others:p

Just go. Jeez.. its not like missing a few hours of masturbation will kill you.
Psychotic Military
04-06-2006, 15:32
Liasia']Just go. Jeez.. its not like missing a few hours of masturbation will kill you.


well i guess mr. palma or miss finger might have something else to say about that !!!
Psychotic Military
04-06-2006, 15:34
How do you blow someone off if you have already told them you will go somewhere with them?

Not like being asked out, but just going somewhere with someone you don't like?



Is honesty the best policy, cos' honestly I don't like being honest to others:p


Its got fucked how on earth you put yourself in this simple dilema, for gods sake its not as if youve invested 270.000 euros and the markets about to crash, just tell hime look i cant go out with you and be done with it.
[NS]Liasia
04-06-2006, 15:34
well i guess mr. palma or miss finger might have something else to say about that !!!

I'd guess 'thank god i won't be covered in man-juice for a bit':confused:
Hobovillia
04-06-2006, 15:34
Liasia']Just go. Jeez.. its not like missing a few hours of masturbation will kill you.


More than you think:p
Insert Quip Here
04-06-2006, 15:38
On your knees.
Psychotic Military
04-06-2006, 15:40
On your knees.


so i guess you like the doggy style :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Call to power
04-06-2006, 15:42
On your knees.

really as a guy I would say the receiver lying on the bed with the giver down there is much more comfy for both parties

mind you I'm a lazy git who likes to relax on a bed rather than stand up for 30 s…er minuets
Psychotic Military
04-06-2006, 15:43
well im true and true 69 er :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
Determined cows
04-06-2006, 16:12
And this thread started off so nicely...
Ifreann
04-06-2006, 16:14
Tell him that they are coming and you can't leave the room. Then wink 14 times, switiching eyes every 3 winks. Then walk away.
Psychotic Military
05-06-2006, 11:40
Tell him that they are coming and you can't leave the room. Then wink 14 times, switiching eyes every 3 winks. Then walk away.


lololol :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge: :gundge:
IL Ruffino
05-06-2006, 11:47
blame your family and tell them you are being forced to spend the day with them
Psychotic Military
05-06-2006, 11:51
blame your family and tell them you are being forced to spend the day with them

yep this answer seem most appropriate :D
Hokan
05-06-2006, 11:51
Release the safety guard, place the pistol within their oral cavity and squeeze the trigger.
The Mindset
05-06-2006, 11:56
Get yourself arrested.
Jello Biafra
05-06-2006, 12:03
Tell him that you're becoming attracted to him and that you fear that if you spend too much time with him you'll do something you both will regret.
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 12:09
Tell him that you're becoming attracted to him and that you fear that if you spend too much time with him you'll do something you both will regret.
Or skip that and just lean in to kiss him.
IL Ruffino
05-06-2006, 12:14
Or skip that and just lean in to kiss him.
.. and fart.
Peisandros
05-06-2006, 12:16
.. and fart.
Indeed. Fart, then say "Yea, you like that? It turns me on.. Hmmmmm".
IL Ruffino
05-06-2006, 12:28
Indeed. Fart, then say "Yea, you like that? It turns me on.. Hmmmmm".
Then bite the air!