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Ok just wondering.... In your opinion.... Which one will ultimatly win in a battle of some sort... Peanuts or Toilets? (I go for Peanuts ;) )

Peanuts, definitely.

Are we talking Peanuts the nuts or Peanuts the comic?

Uhh...peanuts I suppose?

Toilets. They'll just flush the peanuts down.

Well... From what I know... We're talking about those cute lil intelligent species known as the "Peanut"... heavily armoured and avance in technology... and used in human experiments (Peanut Butter)........ Toilets.... Well they have whirlpools....;)

Toilets. They'll just flush the peanuts down.

Toilets can only flush so much...Trust me, I know.

Toilets. They'll just flush the peanuts down.

But if the peanuts united together and formed some kind of wall.... or used peanut butter.......

Toilets can only flush so much...Trust me, I know.

But what if the toilet was powered by a nuculear engine of some sort.... :eek:

Toilets can only flush so much...Trust me, I know.
But he said toilets. There are a lot of toilets in the world, and just one can take out many many peanuts.

But what if the toilet was powered by a nuculear engine of some sort.... :eek:

The peanuts would mutate due to the radiation and become super-peanuts, so it still couldn't flush 'em all.

But he said toilets. There are a lot of toilets in the world, and just one can take out many many peanuts.

Yeah, but peanuts keep growing back, once the toilets busted, you need a plumber, and you know how much those cost.

Ok just wondering.... In your opinion.... Which one will ultimatly win in a battle of some sort... Peanuts or Toilets? (I go for Peanuts ;) )
WTF? What kind of a question is that?

The peanuts would mutate due to the radiation and become super-peanuts, so it still couldn't flush 'em all.

Ok.... But what if the their brains were all damaged due to the radiation and they started attacking each other?

Ok.... But what if the their brains were all damaged due to the radiation and they started attacking each other?

They have tough shells, they'd be fine.

The peanuts would mutate due to the radiation and become super-peanuts, so it still couldn't flush 'em all.

... But what if the radiation... Damages the peanut's brain and they attack each other?

... But what if the radiation... Damages the peanut's brain and they attack each other?

The newly grown peanuts can keep the damaged ones in order and control from behind the scenes so they themselves don't mutate.

OOps... sorry for the double post..... *Brings out huge Metal Mallet* ... You still think peanut shells are that hard Dinaverg? Oh and they're a very intelligent species... Maybe each of them have lightsabers and mini nuclear bombs in their shell or something... you never know

Yeah, but peanuts keep growing back, once the toilets busted, you need a plumber, and you know how much those cost.
I'd certainly want the toilets to win. I wouldn't want people crapping and peeing in buckets then chucking it into the streets, like in the olden days. If you want this to happen, fine, but I'm going to oppose you. I'm going to supervise this war. I'll make sure that the toilets wont flush more peanuts than they can handle. :rolleyes:

I'd certainly want the toilets to win. I wouldn't want people crapping and peeing in buckets then chucking it into the streets, like in the olden days. If you want this to happen, fine, but I'm going to oppose you. I'm going to supervise this war. I'll make sure that the toilets wont flush more peanuts than they can handle. :rolleyes:

Well, obvbiously we wouldn't want this war to happen, I'm just saying what would happen. Obviously we should be trying to prevent the war.

Well, obvbiously we wouldn't want this war to happen, I'm just saying what would happen. Obviously we should be trying to prevent the war.
By eating peanuts and sending them down the toilet in the traditional way.

Really... Both sides are almost equal... but peanuts hold a great advantage... now if toilets had brains....

Oh and how could toilets flush without somone flushing FOR THEM (They need to be operated!)

By eating peanuts and sending them down the toilet in the traditional way.

Thats the thing... Peanuts are TIRED OF BEING OPPRESED... The toilets get all these cool rights and most of them have somone who is hired to clean them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peanuts have rights tooo!!!!!

Thats the thing... Peanuts are TIRED OF BEING OPPRESED... The toilets get all these cool rights and most of them have somone who is hired to clean them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peanuts have rights tooo!!!!!
Cool rights! They get shat and peed on all day. If you think that's cool then you're one weird guy...:eek:
SCAT! SCAT! SCAT! SCAT! SCAT!

Cool rights! They get shat and peed on all day. If you think that's cool then you're one weird guy...:eek:
SCAT! SCAT! SCAT! SCAT! SCAT!

Thats why... They can flush? Or maybe it's some sort of weird toilet diet or something...